Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

"Oh dear, this is so difficult! It feels like I'm the one being punished, not the other way around!"

Inside the Inner Divine Realm, He Chen also looked troubled.

He was having a good time and being silly before, so why is he the one who has to clean up the mess now?

Alas, as expected, a sudden drop in intelligence is a particularly stable condition, and the obvious backlash makes it easy to spot!

If all four of them had been unlucky, things certainly wouldn't be like this now...

Well, it's hard to say. After all, the degree of misfortune caused by the backlash seems to be more exaggerated than misfortune in the general sense.

The four of them simultaneously gasped in shock, which was so bad that the air conditioning supply in Xingnan Songzhi's classroom was probably insufficient, potentially causing the students to become deprived of coolness!

Or perhaps all four of them are constipated?

e. Although the concealment has become much better, it will also directly lead to a doubling of the length of time people queue for toilets!

And if that happens, someone will surely pray, hoping that the gods will lend him a hand!

Moreover, if others discover this, his "divine inclination" regarding the toilet will definitely be greatly amplified!

......

After much thought, He Chen summarized his lessons with considerable annoyance:

"It seems I still can't scam too many followers at once; it makes me too obvious. Next time, next time I must scam them one by one, and preferably from different classes!"

If it weren't for all four believers acting this way at once, even if only one believer had done so, he could have easily shifted the blame onto the student! This is a believer's individual foolish act; please don't attribute it to the divine!

【'My Lord God, have you come up with a solution? Hurry! Akachi is going to eat the other students' hair clips!'】

Anzu Matsuori's urgent prayers came through the air.

Forget it, I'll stop thinking about that for now.

The most urgent task now is to resolve this matter properly; otherwise, it could seriously affect the recruitment of believers and even cause existing believers to leave.

At the very least, the little believer would absolutely explode.

"Distract them...explode...wait?!"

A certain idea suddenly popped into his mind!

"Um......"

This idea may seem far-fetched at first glance, but upon closer inspection, it does seem to be feasible!

"That's not entirely impossible, but isn't it a bit...?"

He Chen hesitated, feeling that perhaps this was not the right thing to do.

['My Lord, hurry up! Akachi is already trying to bite her own arm!']

Ok?

I understand the urging, but why is it always that follower named Akashi Yugen who's gnawing on things? Is she a gnawer?

"Oh dear, I can't think of any other way in this rush. Anyway... no one will know it was me, so let's just leave it at that!"

Sorry, toilets at Tsunayoshi High School! But your sacrifice was worthwhile!

He Chen took a deep breath, made up his mind, and immediately relayed the message to Anzu Matsuori:

"Phew~ Okay! Now go pass by the restroom, and pray to me. The moment the school bell rings, pray to me again, and I'll do *that*!"

【'My Lord, what is it? Can't you do it right now?'】

Anzu Matsuori's response came immediately.

Do it now?!

"Wow, is this person using the toilet in the restroom vengeful towards the little believer?!"

He Chen was startled when he heard Anzu Matsuori's words. Good heavens, he was already ruthless enough to think of blowing up the toilet to attract the whole school's attention, but Anzu Matsuori actually wanted to blow it up when there were people in the toilet, or even when there was a huge crowd?!

To be honest, this idea has a lot of the spirit of a true man!

"No, no, that would be too much if the restroom was occupied. Just... walk by for a bit, then go to the restroom upstairs, and then go back to the classroom. Don't worry about anything else, just wait patiently!"

A Japanese high school girl asked to play a big game, and the deity reluctantly agreed to settle for second best.

Anzu Matsuori, rest assured, your dream will come true one day!

['My Lord, what are you doing in the toilet? ...Is it effective enough? Please don't fail to attract enough attention!']

Right now, beside Anzu Matsuori, outside the classroom two low-IQ students are having a romance, while inside the classroom two low-IQ students... are having a competition to see who's smarter?!

Can you imagine two brilliant minds comparing their intelligence in a classroom?

It's even more awkward than when a guy tries to date in a cutesy, affected way!

The students have already dug out at least ten three-bedroom, two-living room, one-kitchen, and one-bathroom suites in the classroom with their toes!

Anzu Matsuori felt that it should be the two of them who were going to die, but at this moment she felt that she was also suffering from the torment of death, while her toes were suffering from digging into the soles of her shoes.

At this moment, she only hoped that the commotion caused by the gods would be as big as possible!

So much so that... no one even considered what the scene in the toilet would be like!

"Hmm... okay then, I will."

He Chen felt that Xing Nan Songzhi was the one who knew how to have fun.

Having learned his lesson, he originally planned to just give it a token explosion, but now it seems that he won't be able to stop until he shatters a few panes of glass!

He Chen made a decision. Although it was not a good idea to blow it up in a crowd, he had to fulfill Anzu Matsuori's request to see a big scene. He would use all the divine power he had gained today to blow it up!

At the school, having learned that the gods had a solution, Anzu Matsuori quickly went to the restroom on her floor. Then, as Anzu Matsuori prayed, He Chen locked onto her!

【‘My Lord, are you done yet?’】

"Okay, go upstairs to use the restroom!"

For Anzu Matsuori's sake, He Chen specifically chose the men's restroom as his target.

It wasn't that I was afraid the explosion would hurt her, but that I was afraid she would become a criminal suspect.

【'Well then, Your Majesty, you must make sure they get all the attention! Those four are now the focus of the entire class!'】

"Don't worry, leave everything to me!"

Well, when an explosion like that happens at their school, no one will pay any attention to those four classmates in Anzu Matsuori's class.

He Chen was absolutely certain that when the time came, Anzu Matsuori, who passed by the restroom, would be more attractive than those four classmates!

"Tsk, even if we attract the police, the final exams... probably won't be canceled, right?"

He Chen lay on his back, smacking his lips.

Based on his perception, the divine power he had accumulated in a day, if it exploded in such a confined space, even if it exploded directly in the air, would at least crack the tiles on the wall!

With that kind of power, anyone who comes to inspect it might be a terrorist attack, but an attack by an unidentified explosive device is definitely not out of the question.

At that time...

【‘My Lord, class is starting, hurry!’】

['They're still acting like they're not giving up! If they don't distract themselves, they'll be in big trouble when the teacher comes!']

The nuclear girl has received an explosive request!

Chapter 44 The Physical Shift of the Line of Sight

"Okay, let's get started!"

He Chen's spirits lifted!

Since his student, Anzu Matsuori, is urging him so much, how can he not do it?!

The only regret is that I couldn't see for myself what it looked like when the toilet was blown up.

To be honest, which child hasn't dreamed of bombing a school?

"I'm going to blow up the school, but the teachers don't know! I'll pull the cord and run..."

Humming a song, He Chen transferred a considerable amount of divine power directly to the target area, and then...

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"Bang!!!!!"

"Crackling and popping!"

The deafening roar seemed to shake the entire school building, causing the classroom windows to rattle violently and emit a piercing shriek.

The students in Class 3 of Grade 11, who had been gathered in the classroom observing their classmate's sudden abnormal behavior, now all moved towards their desks in unison.

Because Japan is prone to earthquakes, students have a strong awareness of disaster prevention.

The teaching has always been: for small earthquakes and disasters, you can take shelter under a table, but for larger earthquakes, you must run outside quickly.

At that moment, although it was unclear whether it was an earthquake or an explosion, everyone took shelter under the table due to the slight tremors.

Even the four students whose intelligence had been severely impaired reflexively hid under the table, their round eyes darting around but not daring to speak.

Ultimately, they've just become less intelligent, but they haven't been completely brainwashed into idiots. They still have basic common sense and other common sense!

Hmm? You're asking why Akaki Yuugen chews on random things? Then ask Akaki Yuugen! She probably has some kind of oral urge or pica, okay?

Meanwhile, Anzu Matsuori, who was waiting for something to happen, was also terrified by the sudden explosion and hid tightly on the table, filled with fear of natural disaster!

So much so that even though He Chen sent her several messages via divine communication, she didn't respond at all.

......

"Hey, hey? Little believer? Anzu Matsuori? Did you hear that? I'm asking you, is the commotion over there loud enough? If not, I can go again!"

???

!!!

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what? !

Hiding obediently under the table, Anzu Matsuori, who had just come to her senses, felt completely dumbfounded!

That violent tremor, so intense it seemed like a natural disaster, was actually caused by a deity?!