Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

I wouldn't say the food and drinks are the best, but they are definitely top-notch.

Aside from being very tired and a little crazy every night, morning, noon, or afternoon, I can say I'm happy without any worries.

Even those moments of madness, sooner or later, are they not a kind of happiness never experienced before?

These three days were so blissful that even now, when He Chen talks about work and church matters, Anzu Matsuori feels as if she's in another world.

However, being a student after all, Anzu Matsuori is quite accepting of situations like "having fun and suddenly finding out she has to go to school" or "having fun and suddenly finding out she has to rush to finish her homework."

After a few seconds of silence, Anzu Matsuori offered words of comfort:

“It’s okay, brother. We’ve been playing outside for several days now. Judging by the time, the compensation from the Inagi Association should have arrived by now. Besides, I have to go back to school in a couple of days, so it’s time for me to go back.”

Four or five days ago, Anzu Matsuori said there was still a week left before school started. After these few days, there are indeed only two days left before school starts.

Even if He Chen doesn't receive a system notification, they will inevitably have to go back in a day or two.

And, the church...

"Phew~ Alright, let's have a meal and then go back to the church to check it out. Damn it, I want to see what's going on that's causing me, a god, to have so much more work!"

This is truly outrageous! Believers are voluntarily increasing the workload for the gods—how dare they?

Has He Chen been so peaceful and easy to talk to lately that everyone has forgotten his fear of controlling his excretions?!

"Onii-chan, is increasing the area under your control a bad thing?"

Hearing He Chen's clearly angry tone, Anzu Matsuori asked in confusion.

"Uh...maybe, probably not quite. But my workload is going to increase a lot from now on!"

He Chen was taken aback by his darling's question, and then answered somewhat guiltily.

"In that case, the other believers shouldn't have done anything wrong, right? In that case, you shouldn't punish them."

Xingnan Songzhi, whose values ​​are as upright as her facial features, offered He Chen insightful and accurate advice.

As the Pope, Anzu Matsuori was very familiar with the priestesses and system followers under her command.

They may have their own minor problems and flaws, but their loyalty and love for the gods are absolutely genuine.

If He Chen takes her anger out on them because she has more work, she will definitely be angry!

"Hey, what kind of person do you take me for? Of course not! Do you think I'm the kind of person who can't tell right from wrong?!"

He Chen looked righteous and indignant.

At the same time, it dispelled the idea of ​​slightly punishing those believers.

Well, he didn't really intend to do anything. At most, he just wanted to use the excuse of giving benefits to make the believers suffer a little bit.

For example, some believers who played the most important role in this matter were given a reward of cleansing their marrow and essence, so that after three days of continuous vomiting and diarrhea, their physical (divine power) and quality (blessing) would become stronger.

Or some other things that might involve unnecessary suffering, but ultimately lead to a good result.

Can this be considered He Chen's deliberate revenge?

This is at most... He Chen is just testing the willpower of his followers!

Of course, since Anzu Matsuori is so opposed to it now, it's better not to do it. There's no need to make your girlfriend angry when you already have to work overtime.

"Hey, honey, is there anything else you want to buy or get? If there's nothing else, we should probably head back to Tokyo now."

"After I go back this time, I estimate that I will be busy for several days, no, maybe another two weeks, without time to rest!"

He Chen's lament was that he was seducing his little believer—no, now we should call him his little girlfriend—by tricking her into kissing and hugging him.

After the two spent an extra half hour cuddling, He Chen carried his blushing girlfriend and suddenly appeared at Anami Matsuori's residence in Tokyo.

"Okay, honey, you should rest first. Once you're rested, you can focus on church matters later. I'll go take care of other work now."

He Chen looked at Xing Nan Songzhi, then at the bed in Xing Nan Songzhi's attic that he hadn't yet lain on, his eyes filled with regret.

Speaking of which, most of the happy times he and Anzu Matsuori have spent these days have been in hotels, the Inner Sacred Realm, or some secluded scenic spots. This is the first time they've returned to the house where the story began, since they became boyfriend and girlfriend.

If the intercept panel hadn't been constantly refreshing with various unresolved incidents, and if He Chen hadn't been unaware of the current situation in Tokyo, he would have definitely wanted to experience this rented apartment with Anzu Matsuori in all sorts of ways...

"Yeah, good luck, Onii-chan! I'll come help you after I've rested a bit~"

The high school girl, her face still flushed and her temples slightly disheveled, was sweetly cheering on He Chen.

Seeing this scene, He Chen, with his strong memory, almost lost control of himself as he recalled many scenes from the past few days.

If it weren't for the continuous system notifications, he might have turned into a caveman on the spot.

Having barely managed to vanish from his spot and enter his inner divine realm, He Chen, having overcome the constant temptations, was finally able to settle down and properly handle his affairs.

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"This territory..."

"This is fucking..."

"What the hell..."

......

He Chen, inside the Inner God Realm, was as bewildered and helpless as a child who only found out about summer homework the day before vacation.

At this moment, his mind was filled with question marks and exclamation marks.

Can anyone tell him why his number of followers suddenly increased several times over in just three or four days?!

Why did he suddenly have nearly ten more church bathhouses that were already in operation?!

Why is it that, besides the administrative districts that the system notified have fully met the faith requirements, there are three other administrative districts that are also hovering on the verge of meeting the requirements?

Why are his followers active in almost all of Tokyo?!

Why?! Why the hell is this happening?!

......

He Chen, who originally thought his workload had doubled, only realized after experiencing the affairs under the name of "God of the Washroom" that things were far more complicated than he had imagined.

Damn it, the Church of the "God of the Washroom" that used to stay obediently in Nakano Ward has not only expanded its assets many times over, but has also taken the initiative to develop its own church and recruit believers on a large scale.

Moreover, I don't know which brilliant person made the decision, but they actually advertised for him, the "God of the Toilet," and his "God of the Toilet" church bathhouse on numerous giant billboards throughout Tokyo!

???

Are you sick?

Is this how you advertise missionary work?

Are you going to hire someone to film some TV commercials and then buy prime-time advertising slots to air them?

This is fucking...

He Chen thought about it and realized that this style of doing things did indeed suit his taste, which was quite outrageous.

but!

Regardless of the circumstances, interrupting his honeymoon with such actions while he and his girlfriend were enjoying their trip is simply unforgivable!

He Chen's eyes narrowed, and the summaries from the important believer systems began to flood his mind.

Yes, in the process of fixing bugs and adding other new features, he also added a feature to "automatically record the day's work and life".

In this way, even if He Chen is not in front of the believers when the incident occurs, he can still see what happened through the system's built-in recording function when he wants to check the cause of the incident.

And upon closer inspection...

It's better not to watch it.

How could matters concerning the development of the church and the missionary work of God be decided by a single believer?

Even a shrine maiden, even the leader of the shrine maidens, absolutely does not have that qualification.

so......

Every point that He Chen found shocking was not the product of any one person's efforts, but rather the collective collaboration of all the church's senior leaders!

"So, I, a god, have been betrayed by my own followers? This is... this is... this..."

"Ugh!"

He Chen, who had been so aggressive just moments before, was now completely dejected.

Driven by the belief that they were doing what was best for the God, all the believers did things that harmed him. What could he do about it?

Of course, we should forgive them.

Otherwise, if so many people are punished, then what about all the things that are about to begin—are we supposed to leave them all to this god to do alone?

"Alright, alright, you're already here. It's for your own good. It's not easy for anyone, don't take it too seriously. No ill intentions intended..."

He Chen tried to comfort himself with the most unsolvable words.

Then, get to work.

"For basic and simple events, let [Divine Illusion] modularize them. Let the tasks be issued to the system believers who happen to be in the area."

"Yakuza? Oh, right, this isn't Nakano Ward anymore. Should we handle this kind of heinous incident using the same old plan? Wait a minute, we need to include the cleanup of the criminal gangs in my territory in the plan."

"Huh? Holy crap, my follower is bullying someone?! This is... oh, she's only been to my bathhouse twice, um, in this situation..."

......

Tokyo is very large, and the differences between its various wards are also significant.

Therefore, although most of the tasks appearing on the intercept panel are indeed the same, the differences are quite noticeable.

Most of the differences were handled automatically by He Chen's [Divine Illusion], which couldn't handle the issues that He Chen couldn't manage.

This type of task requires He Chen to personally plan and organize it into clear and specific tasks.

He Chen, who doesn't handle matters personally, can only assign tasks to believers by transforming all events into clear missions, and give believers the ability to complete the missions.

After He Chen started handling things, a large number of tasks began to be sent to the systems of those system believers who were gradually becoming idle.

Just a moment ago they were idly playing on their phones while guarding the church bathhouse, but now they were beaming with excitement as they rushed toward the destination given by the system!

Adding an extra administrative district doesn't simply mean doubling the daily workload.

In addition to the constant stream of new cases in the newly added areas, there are also numerous incidents that have been accumulating for days that need to be addressed.

After He Chen issued a whole host of tasks, all the believers in the [God of the Washroom] church who were in a free state and had nothing else to do at the moment received new tasks.