Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

Right after watching the cute and cuddly anime, he very "timely" went to find his cute and cuddly little followers to find out about the progress of the first two steps.

Then, the Inagi-kai's first step was to offer assets worth over 300 billion yen, and Anzu Matsuori's stern refusal, which she deemed insufficient. These two bombshells suddenly struck He Chen's heart.

Good heavens, in that instant, he, a god in this life and a poor office worker in his past life, was completely stunned by this amount.

no way.

And yet, this was complained about as being too little by one of his own little believers?

Hey hey, do you know how much money that is?!

The despicable gods who only dare to set the upper limit of extortion at the level of tens of billions of yen have never actually posed this soul-searching question to their little believers.

The young believer responded, "The amount they offered the first time might be their best effort, but it's definitely not the limit they can reach. Didn't you think the same way when you designed the plan, Your Majesty?"

Ok.

The little believer's words made a lot of sense, and He Chen agreed after thinking about it.

so......

He Chen chose to try and find out what the Inagi-kai was thinking by going through the "God of Dreams".

Well, we really need to figure out whether they're raising more resources to compensate the church, or if they're pulling strings behind the scenes, trying to destroy everything, before we can feel more at ease.

The Inagi-kai is the second largest yakuza organization in Japan. He Chen himself, as a god, is certainly not afraid of it, nor is he afraid of confronting it head-on. However, what he fears is that these shameless yakuza will resort to dirty tricks and disgusting tactics!

Put yourself in He Chen's shoes; if he were in the position of the Daoji Society, he would definitely be able to pull off all sorts of crazy moves to harm the church.

For example, they could rush to shoot a large number of religiously themed erotic films, then use AI to replace the faces of all of them with those of the pope and witches from the church of the "God of the Bathroom," and then distribute them online for free.

For example, they spread rumors that men who believe in the "God of the Bathroom" are prone to tailbone problems, and they even found a large number of experts to provide so-called theories and evidence.

Another example is persecuting or even bribing followers of the "God of the Toilet" to do things that would only be considered improper or harmful by their beliefs...

Etc., etc.

He Chen, who thought he was not actually that dirty even though he liked to play dirty games and was capable of doing dirty games, how could he not worry after thinking about all the dirty tricks the other party could pull?

So of course we need to figure out Inayoshi-kai's attitude. If they have any ill intentions towards the Church of the God of the Toilet, then we will destroy Inayoshi-kai with lightning speed!

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Sorry, we probably broke up yesterday, so... sigh.

Chapter 334 Now that the task is done...

The Inagi-kai had no idea that a certain shameless god had already begun to harbor the idea of ​​annihilating them all.

However, whether they know it or not doesn't seem to make much difference to them.

At this moment, under the intimidation of the Church of the God of the Washroom, the cadres and underlings were all working hard to complete the tasks assigned by their leader.

They were afraid that because of them, the subsequent list would not meet the church's requirements, and they would all be forced into prison.

The leader of the Inagi-kai, after rushing out of the meeting hall, quickly followed ancient customs to bathe and change clothes, and then went out wearing the most formal and proper attire.

This time, he brought a large number of gifts and arranged for a large number of bodyguards.

Make sure that you can ensure the meeting goes smoothly without being disturbed.

"Is the gift list for the God of Dreams ready? Let me double-check."

"Hey boss... confirmed!"

"Have you prepared the gifts for the trip? Make sure you haven't forgotten anything."

"Okay! I'll arrange it right away!"

"Wait, check everyone again to make sure no one is carrying anything that offends the gods."

"Oh, and by the way, all the tattoos that depict other gods should be replaced!"

......

Despite his high position and advanced age, the leader of the Inagi-kai is so solemn and cautious in preparing for his upcoming meeting with the "Goddess of Dreams," which shows how much he values ​​this meeting.

In fact, although he told his senior officers at the meeting that regardless of whether they received the favor of the "God of Dreams," as long as they could figure out the needs of the Church of the "God of the Washroom," they could get rid of this matter.

But in reality, he had already regarded receiving the favor of the "God of Dreams" as the only hope for Inagi to survive!

Yes, in the mind of this elderly Inayoshi-kai leader, the Inayoshi-kai, the second largest yakuza organization in Japan, is already on the verge of great destruction and decline!

Although the Church of the God of the Washroom indicated that the minor conflict between the two parties could indeed be resolved through material compensation.

However, even if this conflict is temporarily put aside, the Inagi-kai, which has suffered heavy losses and has clashed with the gods, can it still have a good future?

They might even become tools used by other organizations or individuals to attack the Church of the "God of the Washroom" in an attempt to curry favor with it!

Their Inagi-kai originally rose to power by relying on the powerful United States, and they are well aware of the importance of attaching themselves to the strong.

When gods appear, if they do not rely on the gods, but allow others to rely on them, then they will inevitably become tools for others to rely on the gods!

......

The car continued smoothly toward its destination. The leader of the Inagi-kai had his eyes closed, his mind swirling with countless thoughts.

until......

"Gah!"

The moment the car stopped, the leader of the Inagi-kai opened his eyes instantly.

"Boss, we've arrived."

The driver opened the door, and the leader of the Inagi-kai was helped out of the car, then solemnly accepted the gift list.

He opened the document to confirm, then solemnly avoided the passing crowds and walked upstairs in the residential building!

Cough cough, yes.

He Chen gave her a sum of money to improve her living conditions, and she then moved to a larger and more comfortable house.

However, having grown accustomed to a life of hardship, Shiratori, while not to the point of being afraid to live in a place or eat and dress properly, would always prioritize cost-effectiveness when making her choices.

Therefore, the dignified "Goddess of Dreams," the girl who helps countless people in need realize their dreams, actually lives on the fourth floor of a newly opened single apartment building, with more than ten households on each floor.

The leader of the Inagi-kai, dressed in exquisite and high-class attire and followed by a group of bodyguards carrying gift boxes, a "movie star" figure, walked step by step towards Shiratori Karin's residence amidst the stunned gazes of many residents!

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"Finally here, goodness, that was slow."

Having already taken the time to elevate the church's security to a new level and spent a long time figuring out how to control the network, He Chen floated in the air, watching the Inagi-kai group, who stood out from the crowd of ordinary people.

To be honest, the mental fortitude of yakuza members is truly remarkable; even with a crowd of people watching and gossiping, they remain completely unfazed.

From this shameless perspective, it is indeed quite appropriate for He Chen to regard the Yakuza as his main followers.

Shiratori Karin's residence was clearly not big enough to accommodate so many people.

So, after the bodyguard put down the gift, he went out into the hallway to stand guard, while the Inagi-kai leader respectfully met Shiratori Karin, who looked completely bewildered and was already mentally praying to the gods for help.

Ahem, yes, Shiratori, who is a bit socially awkward, directly prayed to the gods for help in this situation!

The yakuza boss has arrived with a bunch of bodyguards!

And this yakuza boss just sat kneeling and didn't say a word!

Deity, please save me! Save me! Save me! Save me!

......

"Don't panic, don't panic, they're just bringing gifts, what are you afraid of?"

"Come, communicate with the other party as I instructed. First, ask him, 'What is the purpose of your trip?'"

"Then, ask again..."

......

She was, after all, a shrine maiden who had only spent a few days with He Chen, and their contact was basically limited to "work-related" interactions.

Shiratori Karin's ability to handle large-scale situations is indeed far inferior to that of her own little followers.

While He Chen was teaching her how to deal with the situation, he was also thinking about how to give the timid white bird more opportunities to practice.

Hmm... or maybe we could find an opportunity later to have Shiratori sweep through a district's yakuza organization?

Or, let her do something in public?

Or rather...

He Chen's thoughts were racing.

As for Shiratori Karin, who might suffer various hardships in the future, she tries her best to express the meaning she needs to convey, according to the instructions in her mind.

Aside from some strange requirements like "a gaze that is three parts casual, three parts contempt, three parts solemnity, and one part naivety" and "a tone that is two parts indifferent, five parts rigid, and three parts arrogant," Shiratori Karin still managed to present the rest of the content well.

such as:

Gifts for the Church of the God of Dreams must be given first, and only after that can they be reported to the deity to find out the deity's attitude. Therefore, Inagi will fulfill all the items on the gift list first.

The God of the Washroom is someone our God of Dreams knows, and has dealt with before, so we know his temperament. The so-called increase in apology is simply to increase the amount; don't bother with those fancy but worthless things.

Etc., etc.

Meanwhile, He Chen also learned that after Daoji was threatened in such a queen-like manner by his little believer, he not only did not get angry and want to do something like mutual destruction, but even continued to try to collect gifts on the spot.

Even when facing the priestess of the "God of Dreams," whom he was trying to please, he asked her a question that sounded like a scumbag: what the church of the "God of the Bathroom" liked.

Tsk, to be honest, if Inagi hadn't been so generous with the compensation, He Chen would have really wanted Shiratori Karin to pull some kind of "Hmph, you're trying to please me while you're asking about my best friend's hobbies, I'm not talking to you anymore" kind of trick.

Imagine, the Inagi-kai leader, who is already in his fifties or sixties, would probably be completely dumbfounded after hearing such words.

......

"My lady, I will immediately transfer all the gifts mentioned to your church, so that you can see our sincerity!"

"However, regarding church registration, would you like to handle it yourself, or have our staff handle it for you? Or perhaps we could transfer all these gifts to your name first?"

After the matter was settled, He Chen instructed Shiratori Karin to show the guests their respects. The Inagi-kai leader, who had received a great deal of good news, respectfully asked his final question.

Ahem, yes, the Church of the God of Dreams, this church, has not yet been established.

Legally speaking, the "God of Dreams" church does not yet exist.

Therefore, there will be a slight problem with accepting gifts and transferring assets.