Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

Starting today, this gunman should stop using the toilet seat. That's what the "God of the Bathroom" said!

"Phew~ It's alright, it's alright, God bless us!"

Hamasaki Bemi was startled by the flash of fire on the camera monitor screen. The feeling of being directly facing a gun barrel made her, who was just an ordinary... or rather, a coerced office worker, feel numb with fear on the spot.

Watching an assassin shoot at you is probably too much of a thrill for a white-collar worker.

"Whoosh~!"

Taking two deep breaths, Hamasaki Bemi, whose whole body was numb, actually overcame her fear and moved the camera in her hand to film other directions from which gunshots were coming!

Even He Chen, who witnessed this performance, couldn't help but praise it.

It's truly remarkable that an ordinary person could persist in filming amidst gunfire.

In terms of difficulty alone, it would be far more impressive for an ordinary person to do this than for a god to go to the US military base to retrieve missiles yesterday!

There aren't many gunmen, and there can't be many.

After taking pictures of all the gunmen from different directions, Hamasaki Bemi, trembling with excitement, took out her phone from her pocket and quickly dialed 110!

Incidentally, in countries including Japan, Germany, and Nepal, the emergency number is 110.

"Moshi Moshi! Officer, there's been a shooting on this street. At least five assailants are firing handguns, and several passersby have been injured! My current location is... There's a police station within 500 meters, the Xiabiande Police Station. Please arrange for officers to come here immediately!"

Despite being quite nervous, Hamasaki Bemi still managed to clearly explain the situation when she called the police, making sure she understood all the points that needed attention.

The number of perpetrators, casualties, specific locations, and even the nearest police station were all clearly stated, making it a standard report for police.

After Hamasaki Bemi called the police, she then...

Then they began to pray for divine protection.

Well, her process of punishing evil has indeed come to an end here.

Having filmed the crime and reported it to the police, she had accomplished quite a bit.

Logically speaking, there should indeed be a step to prevent crime.

But could she, a normal, older single woman, with nothing but a camera, possibly stop five gunmen from committing a murder?

If they actually go at it, it'll just be a fun activity for the thugs!

Unaware that her own deity had not only arrived but was also standing right above her, watching her intently, Hamasaki Bemi obediently huddled behind the vehicle, waiting for the police to arrive.

However, how could the leader of the Inagi-kai be forced to wait for the police to come to his rescue by a mere five gunmen with handguns?

After dodging the first wave of gunfire, his men and bodyguards who had come with him quickly arrived at the scene.

Then, a limited-intensity exchange of fire, known as "biubiubiu," began to unfold on this street.

The ambushing killer was simply waiting for a time difference.

After the Inagi-kai's firepower became significantly stronger, the group quickly fled while firing their guns. Before the encirclement was fully established, they abandoned their companion who was clutching his skin and howling in pain, and made a swift retreat!

Ahem, by the way, the gunfight between the two sides was also secretly filmed by Hamasaki Bemi, who was hiding behind the car.

These images were also captured very clearly. As long as someone dared to show their face, she dared to capture every detail of the person holding the gun, even the skin tone was not distorted!

Yes, this camera is divinely inspired; it's that awesome!

"Madam believer of the God of Dreams, are you alright? Are you injured?!"

After the gunfight ended, as Hamasaki Bemi was tidying her clothes, she suddenly heard shouts from an elderly person outside.

Ok?

[The God of Dreams] A female believer?

Is this someone calling her?

Upon hearing the call, Hamasaki Bemi immediately...

He extended the lens of the divinely bestowed camera.

Just kidding, the gunfight just ended! If she sticks her head out now, and a shot comes from outside, she'll be dead on the spot.

Then, she saw the Inagi-kai leader surrounded by a group of people who looked like bodyguards.

Having just experienced a gunfight, they were also quite vigilant. When the camera was extended, many of them almost drew their guns as they looked at the dark, thick, and hard object.

It's only because of the Inagi-kai leader's attitude that things could have turned out this way; otherwise, it could have really been a matter of life and death.

Yes, if they dare to shoot Hamasaki Bemi, they will die.

"Hey, are you talking to me?"

After taking a look at the scene outside with her camera, Hamasaki Bemi, with her eyes that were not blind for the time being, could quite easily tell that the group outside were not good people, or at least, not all of them were good people.

So she continued to hide behind the car and shout out.

"Yes, Madam, a follower of the God of Dreams, I am an admirer of the God of Dreams and have always hoped to become a follower of the God of Dreams. May I ask if you could introduce me to the priestess of the God of Dreams?"

The leader of the Inagi-kai shouted devoutly.

He Chen, who was floating above them, was completely stunned—no, completely bewildered.

Ok?

An admirer of the God of Dreams?!

He's only been using this pseudonym for a short time, and so far, besides Shiratori Karin, only Street Dance Fatty and Mahjong Sister have been considered successful, right?

So, this old man wants to dance?!

The leader of the Inagi-kai, who had been searching for a deity for a long time, suddenly received the "gaze of the deity" he had long hoped for.

He Chen, unusually, became interested in people other than the pretty girl.

As for

She even made a point of checking her body for any tags or stickers that she hadn't noticed that said "God of Dreams".

After all, as a follower of the "God of Dreams," she had only come into contact with the shrine maiden Shiratori Karin.

It's incredibly strange and absurd to know a follower of the "God of Dreams" without even knowing Shiratori Karin!

However, after hearing the name of her own god, she still stepped forward.

Then, the two began the negotiations that the leader of the Inagi-kai had anticipated.

It must be said that as the leader of the Inagi-kai, he is quite good at talking and chatting. In a short while, he lowered Hamasaki Bemi's guard against him a lot.

However, just as the two were about to get to the point...

"Waaaaah~!"

"Waaaaah~!"

Sirens blared, police cars arrived!

As the saying goes, the police always arrive after the incident is over.

The assassination attempt was over, and the police appeared at just the right time at the end of the street.

To be fair, arriving at the scene within five minutes of calling the police wasn't slow at all. However, from the perspective of the victim, the leader of the Inagi-kai, the police's arrival was truly ill-timed.

“Miss Punisher, the police are here. Let’s retreat to a nearby coffee shop and chat. I’ll have my men handle the official matters.”

The leader of the Inagi-kai made a very dignified statement.

Hamasaki Bemi was worried that her name would be bad if it got out, so she introduced herself as a messenger of evil.

It's a bit cheesy, but it's acceptable in Japan.

As for the leader of the Inagi-kai, the police are quite intimidating to the lower-level Yakuza, but for someone who has basically reached the top of the Yakuza path, they can still be dealt with.

"Huh? Inamoto-san, um, I might need to coordinate with the police."

Hamasaki Bemi was just an ordinary office worker before, and she was still a little intimidated by the aura of the Inagi-kai boss.

"There's no problem with the police; my men can handle the statements and everything."

The leader of the Inagi-kai offered another word of advice.

Then......

“Gomenase, I was the one who called the police, and I also filmed the faces of all the gunmen just now. These videos need to be sent to the officers.”

Hamasaki Bemi gave this response with a hint of embarrassment.

The leader of the Inagi-kai froze instantly.

Good grief, so she was the one who called the police? And she even had time to film this while the shooting was going on?!

"...Won't the shooting quality be poor in this kind of environment?"

The leader of the Inagi-kai paused for a long time before speaking in a hoarse voice.

"No, this camera I have was a gift from the gods. It can capture crystal-clear images no matter how dark the environment!"

"Inaba-san, don't worry, I took very clear pictures of the five gunmen's faces. They definitely won't be able to escape!"

Hamasaki Bemi said with a serious expression.

The leader of the Inagi-kai was initially delighted, but then suddenly realized something, tensed up, and hurriedly asked:

"So, did you film the scene where my bodyguards fought back later?"

"Hey! I filmed that part too, all the people who fired the shots, I filmed them all!"

Hamasaki Bemi watched the approaching police officers, patted the camera in her hand, and smiled confidently.

Although she did not stop the crime, she had all the evidence of the shooting at the scene!

Chapter 327 The Gods Return~

Ultimately, the Inagi-kai leader did not issue the order to silence Hamasaki Bemi.

After all, although some of his bodyguards did not have gun licenses, the clues about the "God of Dreams" were more important than the issue of being caught by the police for carrying a gun without a license.

So, to show goodwill, the leader of the Inagi-kai, despite being extremely constipated, personally accompanied Hamasaki Bemi to meet with the police, and helped her transmit the details of the incident and the video footage to the police.

Therefore, the leader of the Inagi-kai also received a thank you from the police officers handling the case.

Tsk, looking at the expression on the leader of the Daoji Association, He Chen really had the urge to give him the "Toilet Enjoyment" blessing, so that he could go from constipation to smooth bowel movements.

However, seeing this guy who clearly resembled—no, should be said to be clearly a gangster boss—being so patient with his followers and always showing him, the "God of Dream Fulfillment," so much, He Chen felt somewhat gratified.