Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

"...So, in other words, we also have the power to handle problems officially?"

"Yes, sir! However, matters involving personal connections require your approval before I can make the necessary contact!"

"......it is good."

"Beep~ Beep~ Beep..."

So, the deity foresaw all the problems and left beforehand?! Is the deity that powerful?!

Chapter 314 Being Targeted by the Yamaguchi-gumi

To be honest, because He Chen was always around, Anzu Matsuori was always listening to He Chen and doing whatever he asked, so she really didn't know what the ever-developing church was like now.

After all, the church is growing too fast.

Whether it's the number of believers, the church's assets, or even its armed forces, things change drastically every two or three days.

And if He Chen happens to be doing something unconventional, the changes could happen even faster.

If the situation in the formal sense is this complicated, she naturally has even less to say about the development of interpersonal relationships and other related matters.

Incidentally, He Chen didn't actually know either.

Even when he inspects believers, he only focuses on whether they are good-looking, have good figures... cough cough, how deep their faith is, and so on.

As for status and such things, ha, he is a god, who can talk about status and position in front of him?

Therefore, these "contact information of powerful ladies," which are extremely important to other people and organizations, are handled directly by the church's lobby manager at the [God of the Washroom] church.

Fortunately, having experienced the bloody and gruesome renovation of the Yakuza church and witnessed various unscientific practices within the church, these lobby managers are quite obedient, responsible, and possess extremely strong initiative.

The staff usually handle the minor issues themselves, and then summarize and report them.

This time the problem was a bit bigger, which is why I immediately called to report it.

Well, to be honest, the Church of the God of the Washroom has really become quite something without us even realizing it.

In terms of making money, the church has a steady stream of revenue from its bathhouse and church, which are in high demand, as well as the wealth obtained from raids on criminal organizations.

In terms of force, the church has a system of believers numbering in the thousands. Even a single girl from among them could wield a watermelon knife and wreak havoc across a street.

In terms of relationships, let's not even talk about the relationships within the families of these core believers.

With its skin-whitening, beautifying, and body-improving effects, what woman wouldn't be tempted by such a bath? The church's most prestigious bath, though difficult to access, truly delivers immediate results.

It's safe to say that no woman who has experienced it can resist the temptation to become more beautiful and healthier!

In this way, the Church of the God of the Washroom has now reached a level that only truly large organizations can achieve in all aspects, including economic strength, combat capabilities, and interpersonal relationships.

Previously, it was only because He Chen, this deity, was too busy with miscellaneous matters that the church was not given a chance to demonstrate its strength.

This sweep of all the criminal organizations in Nakano Ward has instantly brought the already formidable "God of the Bathhouse" church into the spotlight in the eyes of certain individuals!

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What are your thoughts on this "God of the Washroom" church? How should we respond?

While Anzu Matsuori was constantly answering phone calls and dealing with matters, a considerable number of forces were also holding meetings surrounding this church that had suddenly appeared in everyone's sight.

For example, the three-mouth group.

The Yamaguchi-gumi, with tens of thousands of members, is headquartered in Kobe and mainly active in western and southern Japan. However, they also have a presence in Tokyo, the only "metropolis" and the largest commercial city in the country.

Nakano Ward was not their strategic priority, but for the Japanese Yakuza to occupy an entire ward of a major city like Tokyo was undoubtedly a significant event.

"Let's treat them like any other emerging yakuza group! Judging from their behavior, they're clearly using the church as a front, but they're actually just a newly formed yakuza organization!"

Some people bluntly offered their opinions.

It's rare for something as strange as the church to get involved in the yakuza, but they've dealt with many cases of new yakuza members emerging in the past.

The method is nothing more than to dampen their spirits, and then win them over, cooperate, and annex them.

"Don't talk nonsense. This so-called church, their bathhouses are all packed with customers, and the average transaction value is several times higher than that of ordinary bathhouses. You could say they can make a fortune just by running bathhouses. Their efficiency in making money is no worse than that of high-level yakuza organizations."

“Such an organization must have ulterior motives to wipe out the underground forces of an entire administrative region. I think we should first figure out why they suddenly took action, what they did in the process, and what they gained.”

The business advisor spoke with a frown.

Although the yakuza in Japan still exist and continue to exist, as has been said before, the yakuza industry has long been a sunset industry, and even the personnel structure has shown a very obvious problem of population aging.

Aside from foreigners who face discrimination or locals from the lower rungs of society, very few people would choose to take this path.

[The God of the Washroom] The church is already making so much money, so getting involved in extreme matters is actually quite unnecessary in their eyes.

After all, the current trend in the yakuza world is to move towards normalcy and enter legitimate industries. It's rare to see someone from another industry crossing over into the yakuza world, and doing so aggressively, in the last ten years or so.

"Our investigation revealed that all the combatants in the Church of the God of the Washroom came from yakuza and other criminal organizations that were recruited early on. Apart from a few women as leaders, all the combatants in this organization were outsiders recruited within the last month or two."

"Therefore, we have reason to guess that, in addition to the current fighting force, this church must have its own independent fighting force."

"Furthermore, the Yakuza members recruited by this organization have all experienced a significant improvement in their physical condition in a very short period of time. According to experts, the possibility of special drugs cannot be ruled out, but no problems were detected in the medical examination reports."

"Furthermore, the bathhouse of the Church of the God of the Bathhouse has baths with strange effects. Our people secretly took out some bathwater some time ago, but apart from minerals, nothing else was detected!"

"The specific information is..."

The yakuza member in charge of relaying the intelligence presented the information with a serious expression.

The strangeness of the church, after such a long period of fermentation, has been discovered by anyone who pays attention, more or less. In particular, the church's bathhouse and the combat personnel outside the church have been found to have problems.

Some people even meticulously recorded and studied the exact time when the church began to subdue the yakuza organizations and what strange things it did afterward.

However, this haphazard, seemingly logical but illogical action left them all completely bewildered!

---Aside---

Our mountains and rivers are safe and sound; let us restore our maritime borders!

Chapter 315 He Chen Enjoying Life (Part 2)

The Yakuza group, which operates in other parts of Japan, is paying close attention to the situation of the "God of the Washroom" church.

The Inagi-kai and Sumikawa-kai, being the second and third largest yakuza organizations in Japan respectively, and both headquartered in Tokyo, naturally paid more attention to the Church of the "God of the Toilet," which had suddenly emerged from their heartland.

The Yamaguchi-gumi are mainly taking an observation and understanding approach. However, since their own interests have clashed with the church and some of their underlings have already been wiped out, their attitude has become significantly more direct and blatant!

"You've all heard about the church's affairs regarding the 'God of the Washroom,' right?"

"The situation of this organization is still unclear. We can't even find the real person in charge of the church! The church's registrant is just a high school girl who has no parents. She's obviously just a figurehead!"

"Since the situation is unclear, why not instigate more hostile forces to clash with this church? If something happens to this church, we can gather more intelligence."

"The strength this church has displayed this time is too overwhelming. I'm afraid most forces wouldn't even dare to clash with them... I suggest that if we're going to provoke a conflict, we should go straight for the mortal enemy. If we kill a powerful foe, the church will always have more to show for itself!"

"Alright, let's test the waters again! I think..."

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Although yakuza organizations may look similar to large corporations, there are still significant differences in the details.

For example, when a yakuza organization detects a threat, its reaction speed is very fast.

After Anzu Matsuori wiped out the yakuza organizations under the Inagi-kai and Sumikawa-kai, they reacted the next day, and on the third day, which was yesterday, they sent non-core personnel to Nakano Ward.

As for why neither Anzu Matsuori nor He Chen sensed anything...

Tsk, the Yakuza organization, which has become stronger due to the replenishment of manpower, is completely powerless against the group of system believers led by Anzu Matsuori!

The addition of dozens of capable assistants as reinforcements only resulted in longer detention and interrogation times.

Moreover, after dealing with this group of people, just a few hours later, in order to obtain the criminal records of this group of reinforcements, Anzu Matsuori also eliminated the yakuza organization that had sent people over.

Incidentally, the large group that attacked He Chen's followers today must have been partly the work of these major cult organizations.

However, it is unclear which specific organizations were involved or on which occasions they carried out the attacks.

After all, it's quite reasonable that an organization as disruptive as the Church of the God of the Washroom would be attacked by foreign spies lurking in Japan.

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"You mean, there are many shady organizations that want to worship our [Washroom God]?"

As Anzu Matsuori listened to the report from her subordinate, she felt a headache coming on.

"Yes, Your Holiness. As previously reported, many local rioters clashed with our followers because of the establishment of our faith points, and then they were beaten up by our followers."

"As a result, many unscrupulous organizations, after witnessing the astonishing fighting power of our believers who could take on ten or even a hundred men at once, developed a great admiration for them. This led to the idea of ​​having everyone worship the [God of the Washroom]."

The person who spread the message was also quite helpless about it.

"Shouldn't they be more terrified after being beaten?"

"Well, it doesn't seem to be like that so far. Based on the intelligence we've received, it's likely because the followers didn't use too much force when dealing with these delinquents; they mostly just gave them a slight sting at the time. Plus, many of the followers sent out this time were originally delinquent teenagers, so..."

"Hiss... So, approximately how many people are there in total?"

"Your Holiness, the total number of people is not yet fully accounted for, but it is definitely in the four figures, though the exact number may vary to several thousand."

Hearing this, Anzu Matsuori rubbed her temples, feeling immense pressure.

In order to increase the number of believers, He Chen once "cleaned out" the delinquent teenagers around her place. That time, she gained more than a thousand capable believers.

However, later on, the gods spent a great deal of effort to change these believers, who had been converted from good to evil, into good.

Now, delinquents from other places want to join as organized groups...

'Your Majesty, you must handle this matter! Thousands of unscrupulous people want to worship you. Should you accept them? How should you deal with them? Please reply when you have time!'

Despite knowing that He Chen wouldn't respond, Anzu Matsuori still sent out her thirty-first prayer of the day.

There's no way around it; there are just too many things that require the approval of the gods.

Some of these cases involve believers making mistakes and causing trouble, but the system doesn't have these penalties set up, so additional punishments are needed.

When believers were arresting people, they accidentally caught someone who wasn't a wanted criminal, but was still a wanted criminal and received no reward.

Even worse, there's the tragic fate of a Yakuza who was captured.

Because he wasn't on the list, he was taken to the police station by his followers but was later released.

As a result, this guy was marked as a red name and was arrested by believers at various faith points along the way. As soon as he entered a new faith point, the person in charge of the faith point would immediately go and arrest him.

Because He Chen had allocated all the places in the entire Nakano Ward as faith points and assigned believers to them, no matter which direction this Yakuza went, he would inevitably be beaten and arrested again.

Even when escorted by the police, the believers risked breaking through the police blockade and dragged this red-named Yakuza to the nearby police station.

Oh, by the way, the police officers who escorted them were dispatched from this police station.