Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

After all, if the purpose of mysticism as a divine tendency is simply to make believers appear more mysterious, and the side effect is that it makes believers appear less mysterious, then it's somewhat foolish and useless.

After using Luck Bias once before, it's now noticeably more effective than the others.

"To a greater extent, to a larger extent... this is definitely a domestically produced system! It immediately reminds me of a spoonful, a pinch!"

He Chen covered his forehead and complained helplessly.

He had previously seen that improvement could be achieved through practice, and he thought that after using it once, he would see a progress bar. However, after using it once, not only did he not see a progress bar, but the instructions after improvement were also so... traditional, which was quite absurd.

Larger, larger, it feels like it might revert to smaller later, but it's also very likely that there's still room for improvement, such as slightly larger, too large, or even the size of the insulting gesture towards South Korea.

Huh? Does that imply a criticism of Pinduoduo?

There's no intention to imply anything; after all, people usually just start cursing directly.

Well, in short, the situation is that He Chen's luck has become stronger, but it doesn't seem to be very significant.

"Hmm... At this point, the most appropriate thing to do would be to give the little believer another blessing with the same level of divine power after she has survived the misfortune, and then see how it goes?"

He Chen stroked his chin thoughtfully.

"Forget it, let's be decent human beings. Going too far is ultimately inappropriate. As the old saying goes: the same mistake... should be avoided for at least a couple of days."

The degree of luck is not immediately apparent from the literal meaning, so He Chen doesn't really understand this suddenly appearing concept of luck.

As for the remaining few other biases, needless to say, he didn't even know the consequences of using them.

His gaze shifted, focusing on the last deity slightly upwards, and He Chen felt a slight toothache.

Although we have asked Anzu and Matsuori to use the keywords "luck" and "learning" in their promotions, we must not associate them with toilets in any way.

However, since the miraculous events that happened between Anzu Matsuori and Yamazaki Arikei both took place in the toilet, it's clear that the toilet, as a deity inclination, still appeared on his list of deities he favored.

To be fair, the fact that the deity of the toilet appears as the fourth one from the end already speaks volumes about Anzu Matsuori and the others' ability to guide.

However, at the same time, without any proactive publicity or even deliberate avoidance, this divine bias still appeared in the divine bias list, which undoubtedly shows that the eyes of the masses are... ugh, it shows that the karmic entanglement is still lingering!

"I don't know why, but I feel that the believers are constipated and asking me for help is getting closer and closer to me."

He Chen sighed, muttering to himself helplessly and wearily.

Although it's said that people eventually grow into the kind of person they hate most, but...

He Chen is a god, not a human!

Or, since there are so many believers now and the lesser believers aren't here, could you take this opportunity to look at the prayers of other believers?

Presumably because it was after school, He Chen was thinking of many more prayers than before.

"[God of the Washroom], please help your devout believer and make me the best student in my grade!"

If you can't do it, move on to the next one.

"My God, please make me as beautiful as Anzu Matsuori!"

Still can't do it, next one.

"My God! I'd give up ten years of my lifespan to double my learning ability!"

Still can't do it... Sigh, if I were to let him try learning this divine tendency now, would she be overjoyed or regretful and cursing?

He Chen was instantly interested, but upon closer inspection, he realized this was a believer at the shallow level. He only had twenty-six believers like this in total, so he decided to be cautious.

It must be said that the proportion of believers and casual believers who were subsequently reached by this message increased significantly.

In the very first wave, of the nine new believers, eight were shallow believers, and only one, named Chiqi Youyuan, was a general believer.

As it turned out, the majority of the people in that subsequent wave were actually casual believers!

I seriously suspect that by this point in time, the secret wasn't being asked by others, but rather that the person who knew the secret was actively seeking someone out to reveal it!

"Judging by the timeline, the young believer will soon encounter difficulties?"

Chapter Twenty-Nine: How could this be brought up?

"Why are there such unreliable gods in the world?!"

"A skill that's even slightly useful has a price to pay? That's incredibly weak!"

While He Chen was floating there watching believers pray, Anzu Matsuori, who was out alone in the evening, was walking down the road with a worried and unhappy expression.

Don't be fooled by the plots of various special movies. A young girl walking alone on the streets of Tokyo will not have a van suddenly stop and drag her in to film a movie; nor will she suddenly get stuck and unable to move, and then be done to by a lecherous old man passing by; nor will she experience any fantastical events such as time freezing.

Tokyo is rated as the safest city in the world. While that may be somewhat biased, it's certainly in the top ten. A group of women can be found drunk and passed out on the street outside a bar or izakaya without any problems. Of course, Anzu Matsuori wouldn't encounter anything if she were just walking down the street.

Compared to the sudden occurrence of restricted-content incidents, Anzu Matsuori is more worried about unfortunate events such as car accidents or damaging other people's belongings.

After all, this impending misfortune was something she had earned 10,000 yen from a lottery, and if something went wrong, she felt it would lead to a loss.

That's why Anzu Matsuori always walks very carefully on the street. When crossing the road, she not only always looks at the traffic lights, but also makes sure there are people on both sides of her.

That way, if a vehicle does lose control, at least, cough cough, she won't be the first one to be hit.

This idea is a bit crazy, but it does ensure safety.

At the same time, when walking on the street, she kept her eyes and ears open, avoiding any streets with windows and any places that were too crowded.

She would even immediately retreat if she came face to face with a child walking a three-month-old puppy!

As she moved forward, pedestrians on the road also kept their distance from Anzu Matsuori. For no other reason than that people with such strange behavior always felt that there was a real possibility that she might suddenly attack and bite passersby, or forcibly strip them of their clothes.

So, Anzu Matsuori, like a silly little girl who had just come from the countryside, walked nervously through the streets of Tokyo in her tattered clothes.

However, at that very moment, the time He Chen had told her about arrived.

Then, as she walked through the gap between the crowd that had voluntarily given way and the shops on the street, one of the people in the crowd suddenly shouted angrily into the shops:

"Hey! Miko, what are you doing here?! And what's with this kid next to you?! Didn't you tell me you were a high school girl?!"

Ok?

Anzu Matsuori subconsciously looked into the shop through the glass. Inside, she saw a rather young-looking woman sitting with a young man and a child, like a family of three.

The three-year-old child looked remarkably like the woman inside.

"Huh?! Didn't you tell me you were going on a business trip? What are you doing here?! You lied to me?"

"I trusted you so much, and you actually lied to me and said you were on a business trip?!"

When the woman inside saw the man outside, she was first taken aback, and then she became even more excited than the man.

Good heavens, is this a case of mutual deception? No, this is a complete reversal of fortune!

Anzu Matsuori was immediately drawn to the plot and stopped to watch the excitement for a bit before leaving.

"I...I was going to surprise you. No, who is that child next to you? Why does he look so much like you? And who is that man next to you?!"

"Can't you be a little more mature! A surprise? There wasn't even a gift, is your own appearance a surprise?!"

"I bought gifts! No, tell me, what exactly is your relationship with them!"

"Then give me the gift! That's really awful of you. You expect your girlfriend to ask for a gift?"

"Tell me first who they are and what their relationship is with you! Otherwise, I absolutely will not give you a gift!"

Hey, that's good, he didn't get led astray by a woman.

"So you're going to use gifts to blackmail me, is that it? You're the kind of person who uses gifts to coerce women into doing what you want, aren't you?! I misjudged you!"

"Huh? No, huh?"

Good heavens, Miko has won this round! The man outside was speechless after being questioned like that.

"Give me the gift!"

Miko walked out directly and asked the man for a gift in a straightforward manner.

The man instinctively wanted to give the gift away, but another person beside him stepped forward:

"Boss, don't give it to her! This woman is already married; she's just trying to trick you into giving her this gift!"

Yes! It seems there are still some sensible people out there!

Anzu Matsuori nodded frantically in small increments beside her.

In that case, the woman who was obviously two-timing, and who seemed to have a child of several years old but was pretending to be a high school student, should be unable to continue her story, right?

"I was having a romantic conversation with your brother, what are you trying to do by interrupting? Oh~ You've been peeking under my skirt so many times before, are you trying to cheat on your brother?"

???

Is this even possible?!

Anzu Matsuori felt as if the door to some strange new world had been opened for her.

"Do you think I'm stupid? My brother is just worried about me. Don't change the subject, go on..."

"Your brother cares about you? So that means I don't care about you? I even made soup for you before, and you're already ungrateful?!"

"No, that's not what I meant..."

"So what do you mean? Oh right, you're not giving me the gift either, are you? Oh, so you don't like me anymore just because I'm not a high school girl? So you're some kind of pervert who's obsessed with high school girls?!"

Upon hearing this, Anzu Matsuori secretly took two steps back.

"How could that be? My previous girlfriends were all ordinary office workers! As for the gift... I'll give it to you after I've found out the details!"

"Okay, then ask away!"

"What exactly is your relationship with these two people next to you?!"

"These are my husband and son! Okay, give me the gift now!"

? !

Anzu Matsuori and the other onlookers all stared wide-eyed.

Good grief, they've been caught red-handed, how can they still be so brazen as to ask for gifts?

"You...you! You dare ask me for a gift? You cheated on me, I'll kill you!"

Although the man had been completely fooled by the woman named Miko inside, he wasn't stupid. After hearing this response, he became furious and was about to lead his men in to attack the woman!

"Oh no, he's my husband. You're the one cheating on him! You should be happy! You're having an affair with someone else's wife! Don't do this!"

Miko was still trying to defuse the crisis with her words, but she wasn't Naruto after all. The enraged man ignored her and rushed in to attack her!

Miko's face turned deathly pale instantly. Her eyes darted around, and then, when she saw Anzu Matsuori outside the window, her eyes lit up!