Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

"Snapped!"

"Where's the evidence?! Tell me now!"

"Sir, please give us a meal, just for the sake of the dignity of the Yakuza."

The old man's face swelled up from Ruotou's forceful slap, but he still persisted!

"Snapped!"

"Will you talk or not?!"

"grown ups......"

"Snapped!"

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"I was wrong! I was wrong! Stop hitting me! I'll talk!"

"Ah! Stop hitting me! I can't take it anymore!"

"Sir, brother, boss! I'll talk! I'll talk right now!"

Chapter 282 This is...quite outrageous!

Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom.

"You bastard! I knew you wouldn't behave!"

"Snapped!"

"You guys don't commit crimes anymore? Do you think I believe that?!"

If the first slap landed, the old man would instantly transform from a skinny old man into a fat old man with rosy cheeks and bleeding lips.

"Sir, I'm telling the truth! If we had continued committing crimes, our savings wouldn't have dwindled to just over 73,000 yen!"

The old man answered incoherently while crying.

The seven little old men beside him all chimed in:

"Sir, if we still had the ability to do bad things, we wouldn't have ended up like this!"

"Yes, we don't dare to say we're a yakuza organization to outsiders; we always call ourselves a mutual aid team for the elderly!"

"Sir, at our age and with our current skills, how could we possibly do anything bad? We can't even get an erection while watching porn!"

......

With their leader beaten so badly, the old men's tone became genuinely sincere, and they kept giving examples.

However, seeing this scene, Ruotou just smiled coldly, and then slapped their leader again!

"Snapped!"

"Haven't done anything wrong in years? If you really hadn't done anything wrong, why would we be coming after you?!"

"Do you know Tanaka Yujiro? He just robbed someone today!"

Yujiro Tanaka is the guy who snatched children's pocket money and even their homework along the way!

"Tanaka? Tanaka robbed us?!"

"Oh dear! I knew young people couldn't be trusted! Tanaka has really ruined us!"

"Where's Tanaka? Didn't he say he'd made some money delivering packages at the train station and was coming over right away?! Where is he?!"

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The ten-year-old man was struggling and shouting on the ground.

"Where? Of course, our people took him to the police station!"

The unreliable young man they were talking about—74-year-old Yujiro Tanaka—had already been forcibly taken to a nearby police station by Yakuza followers during the mission.

Because they had been doing good deeds on the streets for some time, they had become quite familiar with the police officers at the local police station.

Those who committed crimes, such as Tanaka Yujiro, and others who were on the interception board, regardless of age or gender, were all severely punished by the believers and handed over to the police!

"Tanaka Yujiro has already gone in and is waiting for you in prison! If you obediently produce the evidence, you can go see him!"

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He Chen, who arrived after receiving the notification, was stunned.

He never expected that what would hinder the execution of the mission he had given was that no one in the target yakuza organization had committed any crimes!

The Bamboo Chicken Society, which he listed as the weakest yakuza organization, had no one, from the boss to the underlings, with any traceable criminal record!

So much so that now, even though the Yakuza followers have completely eradicated their organization, the mission is stuck in a strange place—the people have been captured, but they can't be sent in.

"No... if you're not committing crimes anymore, why aren't you disbanding? Are you just playing around?!"

"Seven years! Seven years without any organized crime! This is simply..."

Seven years ago, the last young Yakuza member lured into the Bamboo Chicken Society discovered that he was handling everything in the organization by himself, while the organization had more than a dozen people to support. So he angrily left the organization, and since then, the entire organization has never done anything wrong again.

Moreover, after losing their last source of labor, the organization's leader was unable to find other ways to make money, and over the past few years, seven more people have left, leaving only these last nine members.

However, even at this point, the leader still stubbornly insisted on using his own savings to maintain the existence of the Bamboo Chicken Society, and managed to support the remaining eight underlings in their seventies, eighties, and even twenties.

If it weren't for that old man named Yujiro Tanaka being so obnoxious that he robbed elementary school students of their summer homework, their organization probably could have continued until the boss ran out of money or the boss died of old age.

But unfortunately...

"Since you believe in gods, you can't just abandon us old men!"

"The gods surely require you to respect the elderly and care for the young!"

"Don't underestimate us just because we're old, we're very useful!"

......

Yes, after confirming that these old men had not committed any crimes, these yakuza elders then entangled the Yakuza followers who came to raid their organization!

He Chen would definitely not be willing to take care of these wicked old Japanese men in his old age.

Although these elderly Japanese people of this age did not participate in the war, they were born and grew up during the war. It was already good enough that He Chen did not kill them.

As for how to deal with them...

[Ding! System notification: You can pay these yakuza members to take the blame and go to jail for members of your organization!]

"If the crimes committed by members of your own organization are insufficient, you can borrow from other former yakuza organizations that are also believers!"

If we say that all the guys who have disrupted social stability and caused the rampant interception of panels will be sent to prison, then they will definitely all be sent to prison!

Even if it's by other means, we must get them in!

As for whether such an old man would have a bad time in prison, or even die young...

There are tons of elderly people in Japan who can't make a living, so they commit crimes and end up in jail themselves!

Based on humanitarian principles, Japanese prisons treat elderly criminals quite well.

Not only is the accommodation comfortable with standard single rooms, but the three meals a day are also different each day. There are also many fitness equipment for exercising. More importantly, if the elderly get sick in prison, there are dedicated staff to take care of them.

Aside from the restrictions on freedom, the lack of internet access, and the prohibition against drinking alcohol, the quality of life in prison is actually higher than that of these old men from the Bamboo Chicken Society.

However, these old men who had been Yakuza their whole lives were all inseparable from cigarettes and alcohol, and several of them were so old that they couldn't get an erection anymore, yet they still liked to have sex.

Therefore, those who didn't want to lose their hobbies and happiness simply didn't choose to do something reckless that would land them in jail.

"Listen to me, directly joining our organization is definitely impossible! But our organization currently has a program where you take the blame for someone, and after a year in, you'll get..."

"Do you have a three-month package?! I want to save up to buy a photo album! But I can't stand staying for too long!"

"Oh my, really?! Xichuan, you're young, you're only seventy-nine. Why don't you go in and stay for five years? And then we'll lend you the money first..."

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[Ding! First stage of the mission complete. Please proceed to the location of the second stage of the mission!]

Chapter 283 Annihilating the Tsuchiya Family

Of the fifty Yakuza believers, ten led the eight old men to prison to face their sins, while the remaining forty continued their journey.

Despite facing their first yakuza organization... well, it's a long story, but in any case, they did indeed accomplish the feat of "wiping out a yakuza organization"!

So, after forcibly encouraging themselves, and led by the lucky leader who had managed to snag the mission, the forty Yakuza followers, whose morale had somewhat waned, set off again:

"Next target: the Tsuchiya family!"

"Hi!"

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The Yakuza followers had, after all, gathered together, and forty people was not a large number.

Thus, with the combined effect of driving and taking a taxi, the forty Yakuza believers quickly arrived at their destination!

This time, things are finally a bit more normal for this yakuza organization.

At least, the headquarters is no longer located in a private residence, but in an office rented in a remote commercial building.

Basically, yakuza organizations with limited funds and relatively few members all operate like this one: they rent an office in a commercial building and run their businesses from there.

After all, times have changed. Even for yakuza organizations, a significant amount of their work is now done online.

After intimidating the gatekeeper, forty ruthless Yakuza armed with weapons entered in an orderly fashion and charged up the stairs from both sides at the same time!

Fourth floor.

Fifth floor.

Sixth floor!

"Oh!"

The glass door of the Tsuchiya family's house was kicked to pieces by the Yakuza believers who rushed up!

"Don't move! Hands up, everyone!"

"Everyone, step forward!"

"Put down your weapons!"

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