Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

With so many churches spreading the faith simultaneously, he could gain two to three thousand new believers in a single day.

You have to understand, it takes He Chen five or six hours to scan two or three thousand believers. If we were to rely on him, a god, to check them, each check would take at least five or six hours longer.

What's the point of playing this game? We might as well just wait to die.

Therefore, He Chen immediately thought of the mathematical sampling survey method, which involves randomly selecting a specific number of believers for inspection, in order to determine with a high probability whether there is anything strange.

However, after conducting a sampling inspection at a ratio of ten to one, and finding nothing suspicious, He Chen felt no comfort whatsoever:

"It's still not working. I didn't find anything strange after the examination. I still feel like something's not right!"

"Given the system's track record, something strange has definitely already happened!"

"It's even possible that I've already alerted them!"

He Chen had actually considered from the beginning to directly use the system to empower each believer with the [Strange Perception], and then let the believers test themselves.

And he did indeed do that, even before the sampling inspection.

However, the result was that He Chen didn't experience any results at all.

Yes, not only did he not find any strange information, he didn't even see the "No strange information detected" message that should have appeared after each test.

Theoretically, if the test is successful, he should have heard this notification more than ten thousand times.

However, the divine power from more than 10,000 tests has indeed been exhausted.

Puzzled, He Chen tried it again on the young believers and others.

Then, through feedback from the little believers and others, he realized that if the [Strange Perception] was applied to the believers and they were to sense it themselves, the result of the sensing would be directly reflected to the believers themselves, rather than to He Chen, the god!

In other words, if other people, such as the person being tested, were to conduct the test themselves using "strange perception," the results would be fed back into their own minds.

He Chen, who was responsible for providing the abilities and divine power, would be like a great victim, given the gifts but receiving nothing in return.

This is like asking a shop owner if there are any quality issues with the products in their store. Of course, they'll tell you there are no problems!

He Chen had only two thoughts in his mind at that moment: "I'm such a bastard!" "System, I'll f*** you, f*** you, f*** you..."

In short, relying on believers to examine themselves is definitely not an option.

However, since He Chen was the only one who knew the names and locations of all the believers, it was not easy for He Chen to get some of the believers to help him with the examination.

After all, let's not even talk about whether doing so might lead to the infection of the believers responsible for the checks, thus causing a large-scale spread of the strange phenomenon.

It's one thing that the believers' investigations were known only to themselves.

Under the special effect of [Strange Perception], He Chen could not know not only the results of the inspection, but also which believers were inspected and which were not.

In that case, even having believers help check and then having He Chen fill in the gaps is impossible!

"Hmm? Wait, although [Strange Perception] cannot mark believers who have been examined, but..."

Chapter 243 Eating

As he thought about it, He Chen suddenly came up with a way to test it!

"Although [Surprise Sense] cannot mark believers, I can have the Yakuza believers cast another divine skill to mark the believers within range before detecting the strange phenomena for me, and then perform the detection on these marked believers?!"

"It can even be combined with a map. I've given the believers' system a map function. As long as they cast their divine spells, a one-kilometer radius around them is marked, then all believers within that range will naturally be screened!"

"Wouldn't that allow them to detect a significant number of believers?"

"Since they're currently doing good deeds throughout the Nakano district, it would be convenient to conduct a comprehensive test of the entire Nakano district as well!"

Thinking of this, He Chen's spirits lifted!

Although believers come from all over the world to bathe, and even some people from cities outside Tokyo come specifically to bathe.

However, since all the churches are located within the Nakano Ward, He Chen has the largest number of believers in Nakano Ward.

If the Yakuza followers and the bad followers could screen the followers in Nakano Ward every day, and also screen other followers outside when they go home, then He Chen's workload of testing could be greatly reduced!

He Chen could even make the same arrangement in other districts of Tokyo.

If every street in Tokyo is filled with He Chen's followers conducting tests, why would He Chen worry about not finding anything supernatural?

If something strange happens, he'll probably notice it within an hour!

Thinking of this, He Chen immediately sighed with regret:

"Sigh, the first anomaly has probably already appeared, otherwise I could lead my people to unify Tokyo... well, it's hard to say. If we recruit too many evil believers, the anomalies that appear will be evil thoughts instead of obsessions. We should slow down the process of unifying Tokyo's underground forces."

"Moreover, with only 10,000 believers, the system has already caused some strange occurrences. If the number of believers reaches hundreds of thousands or millions, I'm afraid new weird things will appear. I'd better be careful and not be reckless."

"Okay, let's write the mission description. The believers are all asleep now. I'll issue the new mission to them when they wake up tomorrow!"

It's already past 1 a.m. The believers will wake up at 6 a.m. tomorrow morning as usual, or be forcibly woken up by the system. At that time, they will be able to get moving again and work hard for the gods!

Well, let's not talk about the Yakuza followers, since they are all wicked people who have committed many evils, and they can still be reformed and atone for their sins.

But if these bad believers do something again, shouldn't we consider paying them a salary or something?

Otherwise, it wouldn't be good if they did good deeds all day long without any income.

Also, the shrine maidens' wages can be increased appropriately. Previously, their wages were based on the donations that Grandma Kubo's bathhouse could receive.

Leaving aside the ill-gotten gains from the confiscation of so many yakuza organizations, the daily sales of just a few church bathhouses alone amount to a huge sum.

There is absolutely no problem in providing for these believers who work every morning.

"Well, let's deal with these things after the weird stuff has calmed down."

I'll only feel at ease dealing with the strange things first before worrying about my salary, just like finishing this mission before going home to get married.

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As Yakuza followers and unorthodox believers received new tasks from the gods and began running around the streets and alleys, Iguchi Jitaro also carried his medicine bag and began selling medicine according to the customer list.

This time when he went out, he only brought real medicine in his medicine bag.

After a day of adjustment, He Chen had forcibly transformed him into a good person, and the expression on his face softened considerably. At the same time, he was more willing to greet others.

Ohayo!

"Hi, Ohayo!"

You look great!

"Hey, you too, oh hoho!"

......

A large, thin patch of flesh appeared on Iguchi Jitaro's face. Covered by this layer of flesh and blood, Iguchi Jitaro's complexion improved, just as the passerby casually remarked.

Incidentally, his clothes were also covered with a thin layer of flesh, making him appear even more upright.

Enter the tram.

The crowded early morning train squeezed the fleshy bits on Iguchi Jitaro's clothes out of shape, but bound by the rules, they still clung tightly to Iguchi Jitaro's body.

However, no one saw it.

Even the overworked office workers who were pressed against Jitaro Iguchi couldn't see this strange flesh.

Or rather, even Iguchi Jitaro himself couldn't see this strange flesh.

Even though this meat is eating him.

Whenever passersby see the smiling face at the wellhead and respond with a smile, they will take a small bite of the meat.

......

"Bang bang bang."

"Mr. Sudo, this is Iguchi. I've brought you medicine."

"Oh my, Mr. Iguchi, you look great today! Ahem, please come in."

"Mr. Sudo looks much better. He's been taking his medicine properly these days. He seems to be doing much better."

"Oh dear, really? I meant that these past two days when I woke up..."

......

"Mr. Konishi, this is Iguchi. How are you doing with your medication?"

"Squeak~"

"Hi, excuse me! Mr. Konishi, I brought you the same kind as last time..."

......

Jitaro Iguchi, who was forcibly turned into a good person, is not only easier to change, but also becomes more willing to communicate.

His customers are mostly elderly people living alone, or sick people with limited mobility.

Normally, not many people talk to them, but now that Iguchi Jitaro has become more friendly, their interactions have naturally increased.

As a result, the amount of polite conversation and boasting also increased.

"Mr. Iguchi has such a keen nose!"

A mass of flesh appeared and bit into Iguchi Jitaro's nose.

"Mr. Iguchi is such a smooth talker!"

A mass of flesh and blood appeared and blocked Iguchi Jitaro's mouth.

"Iguchi-san..."

......

Whether it's praise or criticism, every description of Iguchi Jitaro shows how the meat chunks are transforming Iguchi's body.

Jitaro Iguchi was gradually engulfed in flesh and blood.

Then, in each exchange, it was devoured, bite by bite.

Don't be afraid, you won't be eaten up completely.

Because these things that are eating away at Iguchi Jitaro's flesh and blood are also gradually forming the likeness of Iguchi Jitaro.

Or rather, they are gradually shaping the image of Iguchi Jitaro in other people's minds.

"Wow, Mr. Iguchi's eyes are definitely bigger than before! Did you get a good rest? You look even more handsome!"

Flesh and blood then completely devoured Iguchi Jitaro's eyes.