Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

Such practices will definitely deter some customers and negatively impact sales.

However, in these last few days before the good and evil bar turns white, why would He Chen care about that? Even if he loses all his money, as long as he can get the game's divine job, he feels like he's hit the jackpot!

"...Your Majesty, I think we could add some interactive games? That would help believers remember the concept of the 'God of Games' more deeply."

"Okay, add it in!"

"By the way, what about those believers who aren't part of the bathing system? Should I just send this message telepathically?"

"How about you, Your Majesty, make them want to come to the bathhouse? That would be perfect as a way to..."

......

By the time the two finished their discussion and the basic outline of the event was finalized, it was already 2 a.m.

After putting the young believer to sleep, He Chen, filled with excitement, had a sudden thought and went directly to his own church, which was under renovation.

By this time, the renovation had been in full swing for quite some time, and various game-style decorations had already taken shape.

He Chen walked among them, looking left and right, and still felt it was a bit too ordinary:

"A game... How about we use Shingo Aso, this digitized guy, as a decoration here?"

"No, no, his skills are too evil."

"Hmm...should we put some decent data-driven equipment at the entrance?"

"game......"

"...Gacha pull?!"

---Aside---

The week's tasks are done, phew!

Chapter 230 Good heavens, capital can distort the gods.

Although He Chen's mind was still racing with thoughts and ideas, and he was contemplating all sorts of ingenious moves.

However, apart from transferring the digitized equipment, there isn't enough time to refine any other ideas at the moment.

So, the next morning, the plan remained the same as the one agreed upon the night before. As for the series of unconventional moves that He Chen came up with, they could only be kept as temporary ideas.

"Let's follow the plan today and see how it goes. If it's not effective enough, I'll think of another way!"

"Remember, my new clergy must be the top priority. Don't worry about profits or anything else. As long as the believers accept my new clergy, that's enough!"

He Chen, who had secretly come up with a lot of unreliable ideas the night before, reminded Xing Nan Songzhi to be more reliable early in the morning.

The deity's confidence waned, but Anzu Matsuori remained brimming with self-assurance.

"Your Majesty, please rest assured, we will definitely carry it out properly. Besides, the plan has already been devised, so we just need to do it well!"

So early in the morning, the evil believers, along with some who were no longer evil believers but were still considered evil believers, set out early to occupy the land and began doing good deeds when there were not many pedestrians around.

The missionary priestesses gathered at He Chen's first church before it even opened for business, and through Anzu Matsuori's guidance, they learned about the God's latest requirements.

Well, to be honest, being He Chen's clergy member is really tough.

Clergy from other sects, whether righteous or evil, at least do things that are stable and reliable.

Once things are settled, unless it's a job transfer, it basically won't change for one or two years, or even ten or twenty years.

But what about He Chen's witches? Basically, whenever He Chen comes up with an idea, they have to change their jobs on the spot.

Goodness, they're called shrine maidens, but in terms of the speed at which their jobs change, even temporary workers don't change as fast as they do.

Not to mention, the deities they worship change their roles every few days, more frequently than a mobile phone system updates.

In other words, He Chen still has the divine authority of "mystery" to some extent, which allows him to deceive people. Otherwise, if he does this, the believers might not even be able to find out who they are worshipping when they come back from a business trip of half a month!

"Everyone, go back and make proper arrangements. Make sure that the new divine authority is conveyed to the hearts of every believer, so that every believer can clearly understand it! Do you understand?!"

"Hi!!!"

"Alright, meeting adjourned!"

......

So, when the church bathhouse opened today, the new customers were completely bewildered.

Good heavens! I just visited yesterday, and the entire church has undergone a huge renovation. Even the deity who is supposed to be the mascot has had his priesthood changed!

Some customers who felt their skin, body, and mental state improved significantly after taking a bath immediately filed complaints with furrowed brows.

"Excuse me, waiter, I have a question. Why did you change the divine title of the [God of the Restroom]? Don't do business blasphemy!"

"Call your manager out here! What kind of nonsense is this?! You can't just joke about gods like that? You're incredibly audacious!"

"Hey? Has anyone taken a bath there today? After all those haphazard changes, has the Divine Bath become less effective?!"

......

He Chen never expected that the priestesses had no objection to the change of priesthood, nor did the waiters express any opinion, but the believers, as consumers, actually had such opinions.

What he never expected was:

"Huh? If I just memorize this, I can go straight to a more luxurious bathhouse? I don't need to ask anyone else to come?! Wait a minute, I'll call my sister!"

"The bathhouse really hasn't changed? Can I really go there just by memorizing it? I can memorize things really fast, you know?"

"I want to vote... Hmm? Insisting that if gods don't have game-related divine authority, they can only use the most ordinary bathhouse? Believing that gods control game-related divine authority, and if they can extend that, they can even get a discount?! Hmm... Um, let me see the brochure again."

"The God of the Washroom doesn't actually have the divine office of 'Games'! So... ah? I think the God's control over games is related to these points in several ways, firstly... a 30% discount?! Really a 30% discount?! My goodness! Thank you so much! Thank you for finding the God's previously overlooked divine office!"

......

"Damn it, as expected, capitalism corrupts humanity!"

Seeing how those who originally upheld their divine duty as the "God of the Washroom" were quickly betrayed under the influence of the event, He Chen felt extremely uncomfortable.

Although it was his own idea to make believers believe that he had the "game" priesthood, the entire process was also created by him.

But this scene looks so much like he's NTR'd himself! Has he cheated on himself?!

Ironically, after going through all this, the believers genuinely believed that the "God of the Washroom" controlled the "Game" divine authority, and He Chen couldn't even find a reason to get angry and order them to change their strategy!

"No, this method can't be used anymore. Once the game introduces this [divine bias], I'll never use this method again. Otherwise, I might end up changing my own divine nature."

He Chen's expression turned serious.

Good heavens, just a few discounts and the qualification for a higher-class bathing service have completely changed the believer's perception of God, even though he was almost a true believer.

Although this is related to the fact that this place is his church, and that the believers have too little understanding of God and too little time to understand Him, this situation is still very dangerous.

In his past life, He Chen had seen a video about "buying fruit." A customer was buying strawberries, but the shop assistant said they were watermelons. The customer objected, but the shop assistant said: "Strawberries are 50 yuan a pound, and watermelons are 3 yuan a pound." The customer immediately said that it was a watermelon.

If this operation were applied to deities, for example:

If someone takes advantage of He Chen's absence or lack of contact to bribe his followers to forcibly change the title of "God of the Washroom" to only have the role of "Toilet Holder"...

What changes will occur to him as a god?!

"Damn it, as expected, the most dangerous thing is still capital. It's even more terrifying than trickery!"

He Chen's face was grim.

However, after looking around at his magnificent churches, his expression softened slightly.

"Fortunately, I am the one who uses capital now."

Well, once he has the divine authority of "games," or perhaps he could develop in the direction of capital and become a "god of capital"?

In any case, we must at least find a way to enhance our ability to resist this kind of transformation!

Chapter 231 A new [Divine Bias] has been created.

Regardless of He Chen's feelings about these situations, at least through the massive transformation using capital, a large number of believers have suddenly changed their perception of the "God of the Washroom".

As the saying goes, you get what you pay for. The baths at He Chen Church are several times more expensive than those in ordinary bathhouses, and special and high-end baths are even harder to find.

Now you can unlock a better bathhouse just by saying a few words, and even get discounts that are practically off the charts. Wouldn't you immediately tell your best friends about such a great deal?

As word spread, He Chen's church bathhouse became incredibly popular again, to the point that there weren't enough shower stalls, and people had to queue to get in, with priority given to long-time customers.

In a time when new users are favored while old users are treated like dogs, this is refreshingly unique.

Although it somewhat affected the shop's ability to attract new customers, the preferential treatment given to believers undoubtedly made them more readily accept the divine duties left behind by the "God of the Washroom".

Yes, after discovering how powerful the distortion ability of capital was, He Chen quickly patched up the event, stating that this divine position was not forcibly assigned, but rather that the [God of the Washroom] originally possessed this divine position, which had just been overlooked before and was only being rediscovered now.

Extended spontaneously by believers:

With explanations such as "destruction and healing are clearly the abilities of the God of Games," "luck is obviously a perfect match for games," "the springs in games all possess various magical abilities," and "two people are also in a game, so it's reasonable for it to happen in the bathroom," the followers smoothly accepted the fact that the "God of the Bathroom" had changed his divine role.

Of course, the main focus is still on guiding activities.

As a result, in just one morning, He Chen had four figures of believers change their perception of the "God of the Washroom" and come to believe that the deity possessed the divine authority of "Games".

By noon, the number of people was steadily approaching three or four thousand.

The growth was a little slower in the hot afternoon, but the church bathhouse was packed again after dinner time.

Even after eliminating one or two thousand Yakuza followers and undesirable followers, He Chen still managed to change the perception of his priesthood by more than six thousand followers in a single day, with many even praying about this priesthood!

By the time the day was completely over and the churches were closing, the number of believers influenced by these church bathhouses had reached more than 6,500!

However, the propaganda on this day basically reached all believers who were easy to proselytize.

Many of the believers who had previously participated in the lottery promotion at Sato Ichiro's place had also been guided by He Chen to bathe in the church.

Those who did not change their minds were either believers who had fled their debts and were no longer in Tokyo, like before; or they were believers who became more stubborn and unwilling to change the more they were asked to.

"Whoo~"

He Chen took a deep breath, and then had all the systems of Yakuza believers and bad believers send a request to the host!

"All believers, immediately pledge allegiance to the following: The [God of the Bathroom] holds the divine authority over games and possesses the power to turn reality into a game!"

"All believers, immediately pray for the following: [God of the Washroom], who holds the divine authority over games and possesses the power to turn reality into a game!"

The Yakuza believers who were in charge of doing things have basically changed their perceptions and have also spread some messages outwards. However, the entire group of evil believers has not changed their perceptions because they have been doing good deeds outside.

The combined number of unorthodox believers and Yakuza believers exceeds 1,500.

The number of believers affected by the church bathhouse has exceeded 6,500.

Six thousand five, plus one thousand five, that's eight thousand.