Anzu Matsuori hesitated for a moment, then quickly added the other elements that could be used to create the atmosphere once it was right:
"Too many people have a utilitarian attitude towards believing in God. What if God doesn't grant me good fortune? This year I've mostly been doing odd jobs and haven't studied properly. Without God's help, it would be difficult to even be in the top ten of my grade."
? !
The girls, who had only imagined possessing amazing and cool abilities, were astonished and their eyes widened.
What?! Believing in this deity not only grants you such amazing toilet-going abilities, but it can also help with your studies?!
Are the deities these days really this diverse?!
"Um, Your Majesty, can you even make someone's grades better?"
Kaimei couldn't help but ask a question.
She has a naturally loud voice, and even when she tries to lower her voice, her classmates can still hear her clearly.
As soon as the question was asked, the students in the whole class visibly changed their expressions, becoming noticeably more serious and attentive.
Especially the boys who didn't have the hassle of queuing for the toilet, who had been watching the whole thing like it was a show, were now all eavesdropping intently.
Anzu Matsuori was always in the top ten of her grade, and Yamazaki Yukei had even better grades. Naturally, the class with such students was the elite class.
The students in this class all aim to get into a good university, or even the University of Tokyo.
The effectiveness of the deity in relieving oneself has been demonstrated through legends, which proves that the deity is indeed efficacious.
If a similar effect could be achieved in learning, then such a deity would be simply amazing!
"Ahem, keep your voice down!"
Anzu Matsuori raised her voice slightly to remind Kai Mio, but this reminder felt more like a reminder to the students eavesdropping around them: what she said is true, this god is really that awesome!
"Yeah, otherwise why do you think we started believing in this god in the first place?"
"Think about it, what do I have in common with Yamazaki Yuki?"
Anzu Matsuori tried to guide her.
"Hmm... good-looking?"
Saminaye guessed, or rather, flattered, in a low voice with a serious expression.
Kaimi Ling, who was also listening nearby, looked shocked and learned a lot when she heard this response.
"Oh, no, no," Anzu Matsuori couldn't help but laugh when she heard the earnest praise, but she quickly stopped herself and leaned closer to her insightful best friend, Samina, "It's just that we both want to improve our grades a little more!"
Before this semester, Anzu Matsuori and Yamazaki Yukei were both exemplary students who worked very hard. That's why they became such good friends that Anzu Matsuori would share any good things with them immediately.
"Mmm! Anzu-chan has always worked so hard."
Saminaye continued her praise in a low, earnest voice.
"Hehe, it's alright, haha! Cough cough, I'm getting off topic. Anyway, we used to worship a deity who could help with studies and improve luck. Recently, because we became more devout, she and I both developed these abilities!"
Anzu Matsuori recounted the lie she had fabricated, and then mysteriously added:
"By the way, this deity only needs to be sincerely believed in in one's heart; no sacrifices or offerings are required for him to bless people!"
This sentence was added by He Chen at Xing Nan Songzhi's instruction. Its purpose is roughly the same as that of game trials, software usage, and free chapters of novels, which is to reduce the cost of entry and allow more people to join.
Offering items to deities allows them to either obtain the item itself or transform its essence into divine power, thus providing an additional way to enhance their divine power.
He Chen isn't at a point where he needs that much divine power right now; for him, gaining more followers is the most important thing.
"Eh, which deity is it? And how do we worship this deity?!"
After hearing what Anzu Matsuori said, Kai Mio, who was standing next to her, asked loudly again, after speaking in a low voice.
The other students around her couldn't help but give her grateful looks.
Thank you, Kai-chan, for always being so loud!
Chapter Twenty-One: Come On, Showcase
Yes, that's great!
Hearing Kaimi Rin try to control her voice but still speak as if it were normal, Anzu Matsuori mentally gave her a thumbs up and resolved never to discuss anything private with her again.
"There are too many people now, I'll tell you secretly later. As for the process of faith, the deity only needs a verbal oath of faith."
Anyone who recites the oath of faith can become a believer.
Theoretically speaking, directly stating the name of the "God of the Washroom" and telling everyone how to believe would increase the number of believers the most. However, what is too easily obtained is more likely to be taken for granted.
By keeping it secret and letting those who learn of it spread it privately, a considerable number of people can still learn about the method of worshipping the "God of the Washroom," and students can further appreciate the authenticity and preciousness of the "God of the Washroom."
In fact, this might be the fastest way for the message to spread.
After all, as the saying goes: what news spreads the fastest? Other people's secrets.
However, this time, as soon as Anzu Matsuori uttered the word "secret," Samina Ye, who was standing next to her, quickly nodded in agreement:
"Yes, there are indeed too many people right now. Let us know later!"
After learning that this deity could also bless academic performance, the situation actually became a little different.
If it's just about using the toilet, then Samina Ye naturally doesn't care, since it doesn't affect anyone else. Everyone can go quickly, as the saying goes, the toilet is a big stage, so come if you can.
However, the results were different.
Performance has two dimensions: score and ranking.
Only when one's own grades improve can one's grades truly improve.
However, if everyone's grades improve, then if one's own improvement is not significant enough, it is equivalent to a decline.
When it comes to grades, privacy is paramount; as for friends, well, that's fine.
Saminaye has made up her mind that once she knows the specific method, she will never tell anyone else.
On the other side, a similar thing was happening to Yamazaki Yuki, but because her girlfriends weren't as outstanding as the girls here, it was relatively ordinary; they were just whispering to each other cautiously.
To be fair, the "whispers" from Anzu Matsuori's side had a better promotional effect.
The various surprises and glimpses, combined with the enticing key point that it would help with learning, demonstrate an even stronger ability to whet the appetite than simply revealing fragments.
After all, no matter how much a novel teases you, it will eventually tell you in the next chapter. But if you don't make an effort to investigate the information you overhear, you will remain completely unaware of it.
After a private conversation between the girls, both sides agreed to tell each other the outcome in private. Then, all the people involved went to their seats.
After all, it's just a break between classes now. Because of going to the toilet, eating melons, and chatting, there's not much free time left before class starts.
"that......"
Anzu Matsuori returned to her seat, and the girl behind her gently poked her with her pen.
Turning around, I saw a hesitant and conflicted face:
"Xingnan-chan, could you tell me about the God? I really want to improve my grades, please!"
The classmate behind her, like Anzu Matsuori, came from a family of modest means, though her family was somewhat better off than Anzu Matsuori's.
Therefore, even if her grades only reach half of the school's tuition fee, it is enough to support her to continue her studies.
Because they usually sit at close tables and both come from average families, they get along quite well.
“e”.
At this moment, although Anzu Matsuori had returned to her seat, many classmates around her were still looking at her and Yamazaki Yuki, including many classmates who had basically given up on studying.
I don't know if they're genuinely concerned about this matter, or if they're just looking for an opportunity to see some beautiful women.
However, under such circumstances, it is certainly not appropriate for her to say too much:
"Let's talk about this privately when it's just the two of us later; it's not convenient right now."
......
In the following class, the teacher was lecturing and the students were listening attentively, but because of the explosive and mysterious incident that occurred during the break earlier, there was an undercurrent of unrest among the students.
Those nearby whispered a few words to each other, while others used their phones to spread the explosive news they had just heard.
Whether worshipping the "God of the Washroom" can improve learning efficiency is debatable, but at least in this class, the students' learning efficiency has definitely been significantly reduced.
On the contrary, the two instigators, because everything that was happening was within their expectations, were able to concentrate on their studies.
Well, it seems that only those two in the whole class believe in the "God of the Washroom." So, it seems that the "God of the Washroom" has inexplicably helped them improve their rankings?
Was this a twist of fate, or a coincidence?
......
"Okay, that's all for this lesson."
"get out of class dismissed!"
"Thank you, teacher!"
......
As soon as class ended and the teacher left the classroom, a group of female students gathered around, chattering and gossiping with the two of them.
Then, in just a few words, they steered the conversation to going to the toilet.
"Xingnan-chan, let's go to the restroom together~"
"Yeah, yeah! I've wanted to hang out with Anzu-chan for so long. Let's walk together after school!"
"Come on, let's go to the restroom first!"
On the other side, at the Yamazaki Creek, the same thing happened.
Although everyone knew from the conversation during break that the two were legendary toilet terminators, they didn't get to see the actual shocking effect of them in the toilet.
Now, as soon as get out of class ends, girls eager to witness the legendary toilet miracle flock to the two of them, wanting to watch a live broadcast.
"this......"
Anzu Matsuori and Yamazaki Yukei exchanged a glance across the vast distance.
Good heavens, what are these students doing right now? They're practically begging advertisers to air their commercials!
They had originally planned to use going to the toilet to promote their faith in the "God of the Washroom," and now that their classmate was begging them to go, it was exactly what they wanted!
There was no room for disagreement. After a token moment of hesitation, the two stood up readily and, leading a large group of girls... and the boys who were secretly following behind, headed towards the restroom.
Next up is show ti!
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