Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

"By the way, remind the other priestesses to make sure they thoroughly understand the procedures for each step of this event. After the other churches open, they'll be responsible for executing the events. If any problems arise, hold them accountable!"

"Hi!"

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After being notified, the missionary priestesses immediately began to wander around in their priestess costumes, writing and drawing in their notebooks.

Except for the men's bath area, which they couldn't enter, they could come and go freely in all other areas.

However, at this point, they could no longer stop the waiters to ask questions at will.

As time goes by, the number of people attracted by the event has become increasingly significant.

Although the arguments and other reasons may have somewhat affected the flow of customers, careful calculation shows that the impact is actually not significant, and it may even have some positive effect.

After all, all the arguments that broke out here were about competing for a spot in the event.

For example, a brother-in-law helps his sister-in-law instead of his own wife; you call your father over, but he ends up helping your best friend; you call your boyfriend, but he runs into his ex-girlfriend and they rekindle their romance; you call your mother, but she tells her daughter to bring more people over, and she also wants a nice bathtub, and so on.

It's fair to say that every argument was quite interesting.

It's the kind of thing that, if you put it on the street, would attract at least thirty or forty people to watch.

"Come on, everyone, check each other's work and assign tasks to people to understand the situation. Make sure that the important areas are understood by the priestesses!"

"Everyone, spread out. The next church of the God will be completed soon, and he will definitely choose one of you to be in charge. You don't have much time left to study!"

It was not Anami Matsuori who led the missionary priestesses to learn and understand things here, but Yamazaki Yukei.

Having been appointed as the current head priestess of the church, she has already shown some leadership qualities in a short period of time.

Under her leadership, the other nine missionary witches followed her, scribbling away and taking notes.

What was originally just the main plan has gradually evolved into a series of details, problems, and feasible improvement methods.

During the event, issues such as the cumbersome registration and confirmation process for attracting people, the inefficient guidance process, and the staff leading the prayers often forgetting to explain the divine role of the "God of the Washroom" when they are busy were all recorded in the file.

It is foreseeable that once this new plan, which includes details of the activities and missionary work, is completed, He Chen's missionary work will become much easier!

Meanwhile, the judges on the other side were also smoothly and successfully dealing with the yakuza members one by one, and once again bringing another yakuza organization under their control.

"Just a few days. In a few days, I will no longer be a baby god!"

He Chen will be out of the divine baby state and out of the divine protection period in the next few days!

---Aside---

This volume is finished!

The baby deity, currently under protection, is about to usher in a new era!

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Chapter 187 I'm Leveling Up This Afternoon

In just three days, with the priestesses fully committed, the Church of the God of the Bathhouse developed at a speed comparable to a young man who had just eaten a pound of Viagra.

The witches' team takes down all the criminals in a district who have access to information every day, and while bringing all the criminals to justice, they also take over all the legitimate businesses that the criminals in the district can handle.

In just three days, the church's assets multiplied several times over. If some time were spent on reorganization, the assets the church acquired might be enough to support the church to operate like other legitimate churches!

Of course, the Higashida Group, which had absorbed a large number of yakuza organizations, obviously didn't have time to do that.

He Chen recruited them not to let them live happily and make a lot of money, but to make them work!

During the three days, apart from limited rest time, they spent the rest of their time either helping the priestesses fight and block people, or helping the gods renovate the church.

Although in theory their "status in the underworld" is many times stronger than before, these three to five days of living conditions are truly inhuman.

In other words, He Chen was considerate of them and gave them some divine power during the subsequent transformation. Otherwise, doing such continuous physical labor might have really caused an accident.

but!

The sacrifices made by these yakuza members were not in vain!

Through their hard work, He Chen successfully assigned his ten missionary witches to five different churches.

Furthermore, each priestess who had taken charge of the church was given an extra set of beautiful and exquisite priestess outfits!

"We'll soon have 10,000 followers. I wonder what good things the system will give us this time?"

At this moment, He Chen, who was inspecting the shaman—or rather, the church—was admiring the beauty of his missionary shaman while eagerly awaiting the total number of believers to surpass ten thousand.

Although the number of churches has reached five, He Chen's current number of believers is only a little over nine thousand.

no way.

After all, each church renovation takes about half a day, and He Chen was too embarrassed to let the water pipes in front of each church explode every time it opened.

It was only because the first church became a huge success that it brought in nearly two thousand believers every day. Otherwise, he wouldn't know how long he would have had to wait to gather ten thousand believers!

Of the other four churches, the one with the best business at the moment only makes a few hundred dollars a day, which is a huge difference.

Of course, given the proven effectiveness and the added boost from the event, the number of believers will definitely increase significantly in the future.

At this moment, He Chen also used this to comfort himself.

Then, my attempt to console myself failed.

"Ah... distant water can't quench immediate thirst! We're only a hundred more than ten thousand believers short! I'm thinking of blowing up the sewers again! Right now, I want the phantom of the god!"

He Chen was as impatient as a teenager buying condoms, only to find the shopkeeper searching through the warehouse for stock.

As the number of believers approached ten thousand, He Chen sensed more and more information from the system panel.

Among the things that attracted him, besides the fact that he could leave the divine realm after having 10,000 followers and could roam freely, was the information that drew him in.

Another point that attracted him was that once the number of believers reached 10,000, an additional phantom of a god would appear!

This divine phantom is not something used to create illusions.

The message indicates that the phantom of the deity can automatically handle believers' prayers and other simple matters according to the deity's settings.

In other words, once the number of believers exceeds ten thousand, He Chen can leave all the simple but time-consuming and energy-intensive things like blessing and empowering with divine power to the phantom of the gods.

And he can do whatever he wants, and live life to his heart's content!

It's really not He Chen's fault for being lazy, pretentious, irresponsible, indecisive, or... cough cough, in short, it's really not He Chen's fault.

Originally, there were few believers, and apart from Anzu Matsuori's prayers, the prayers of others were basically ignored.

So He Chen basically spends his days either playing or trying to find something to do, which leads to all sorts of outrageous actions. He's a prime example of someone who always looks for trouble.

However, it is different now.

Every church was newly built, and He Chen basically had to be involved in everything that happened.

Inside the church, He Chen had to handle everything related to the blessing ceremony personally.

Meanwhile, those witches who were judging others were still busy punishing the wicked and promoting good.

It was one thing for the main force to sweep away the rebellious forces, since He Chen received most of the benefits.

But when they're not in a group, if they see injustice on the road, or hear that there's "injustice" somewhere, they all rush over like perverts seeing naked girls, shout for divine intervention, and then go straight for it.

What other choice does the deity have but to quickly grant the blessing when they are forcing him to give it to them at the cost of their own lives?

Ironically, their behavior was exactly what He Chen had described as what a priestess should do during a trial. So even though He Chen asked Anzu Matsuori to persuade them not to mess around, they only slightly reduced the frequency at most!

"How about we have the Judgment Witches take action and quickly sweep through the Yakuza organizations, then fill the spot with Yakuza members?"

While responding to the shaman's prayers and completing the blessing of the new church's bath as requested, He Chen pondered a solution.

It's only a little past 2 PM. During this time of summer vacation, the sun is blazing and the weather is hot. There are hardly any people in bathhouses or even arcades.

Especially for girls, in this kind of weather, going out once can darken their skin by a shade. Under such circumstances, how many girls could possibly go to a church for a beauty bath?

Wouldn't it be better to go again at night?

As a result, even the number of new believers at the First Church has decreased significantly.

If we keep waiting for new believers to come to the bathhouse, when will the remaining ninety-three believers arrive?

Life is tough, even the gods sigh.jpg

So......

"Little believer, little believer, call Fujihashi Aoi and tell her to find two Judgment Priestesses and have them create another Yakuza organization with their subordinates!"

"Yes, now! I'm still short a few followers. Tell them to get them quickly!"

"It's okay, the church registration has already been approved, so we're legal now, what's there to be afraid of!"

The deity, possessing exceptional decisiveness, promptly sent a telepathic message to her little believer, instructing her to arrange a fierce battle between the extreme forces.

He Chen made up his mind; he would reach 10,000 believers this afternoon!

---Aside---

It's a new volume!

Chapter 188 Ten Thousand Believers: The God Has Grown Up

Both Fujihashi Aoi, whose father is a high-ranking official, and the other trial priestesses who were called up by Fujihashi Aoi were quite confused.

But since it was a mission from the gods, they quickly assembled and led a group of Yakuza who looked sleep-deprived toward their target.

Yes, in order to make the shrine maidens more efficient, He Chen directly chose the most notorious yakuza organization in the vicinity, the Ran Shinkai, which Aso Shingo had labeled as the worst.

He Chen couldn't remember exactly why this organization was the worst, since it was an extreme organization that didn't have any bathhouses or related industries, and therefore had little value to the Church of the God of the Bathhouse.

However, as an organization dedicated to punishing evil and upholding justice, it is absolutely qualified.

"My lady, that brown building ahead is the headquarters of the Lanxin Society! Please provide instructions on the battle plan!"

Two days ago, Yakuza was the leader of a certain yakuza organization. He lowered his head and reported to Fujihashi Aoi under the parasol.

"Alright! The sun is too strong outside, so we won't ambush them this time. We'll just charge in and take them out. You guys, as usual, except for the people assisting us, everyone else, block up all possible escape routes around us!"

Fujihashi Aoi looked at the building in front of her. Inside all the closed glass, the air conditioning was turned up to the maximum to keep the Yakuza, dressed in full suits, cool.

Incidentally, although the yakuza members of the Dongtian Group didn't have an easy time under He Chen's exploitation, they no longer had to wear full suits in the sweltering summer, thanks to the gods' wishes.

To be fair, He Chen did a very humane job in this respect.

"Hi!"