Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

With this, the boy, who had only walked one-fifth of his life's journey, couldn't help but contort his face violently once again, before slowly relaxing with a cry after it was over.

"Whoo~"

"Two shots already, two shots already."

The boy comforted himself, and then, after taking a deep breath, folded the sandpaper again!

The third time!

Sandpaper is thicker and harder than regular paper. After being folded twice, the sandpaper is now quite thick, almost like a small whetstone.

So, after several attempts that left him gasping for breath, the boy chose the hypotenuse.

However, this means that the sandpaper will no longer be usable.

Looking at the sandpaper, the boy's face showed both regret and relief. Although it had only been lightly rubbed three times and wasn't exactly clean, since the sandpaper had already...

"Crack~!"

With a slight sound, a new sheet of sandpaper appeared where the previous one had just been.

The boy was drawn to the faint sound, and then fell silent after seeing the new sandpaper on the ground.

The sandpaper in my hand was still warm, but the sandpaper on the ground had already turned to dust.

Although he didn't hear a single word, the sandpaper that appeared silently seemed to represent a lot.

For the first time, a definite miracle appeared before him, but he could only remain silent.

The questions that once confronted Hamlet still resonate in the young man's mind:

To be or not to be.

Should we pick up the sandpaper on the ground?

I've only wiped half of my butt, should I use another sheet of sandpaper to continue wiping?

The boy looked at the sandpaper in his hand, then at the sandpaper on the ground, and a phrase that was extremely popular in a neighboring country inexplicably echoed in his mind.

'Since we're already here...'

The boy had already wiped half of his bottom and used sandpaper several times. In this situation, since the sandpaper had been replenished, what could he say?

After staring blankly at the sandpaper for more than ten seconds, the boy bent down and picked up the newly appeared sandpaper from the ground.

I habitually flipped it over to the back, and the only difference on the sandpaper was that the grit had changed from 600 to 800.

Hmm, wait a minute?

The mesh count changed from 600 to 800?!

The boy, who once submitted a wood carving as a holiday assignment, had some understanding of sandpaper. He knew that the increasing grit was used for polishing objects!

"Sigh~"

The boy's face was contorted with toothache, and he couldn't help but make a sound of pain in his teeth.

Oh my god, no way, it can't be what he's thinking, can it?!

No, no matter what, even if it hurts, I must wipe it clean with this paper!

If this continues, it feels like we're really going to witness some incredible polishing scene!

The thought that he had only wanted to wipe his bottom, but somehow ended up polishing himself, made the boy feel inexplicably panicked.

Even if an ordinary boy always hopes to become extraordinary, he would never want to be extraordinary as a shiny, mirror-like swallow!

So, feeling inexplicably panicked, the boy picked up the sandpaper from the ground and decisively pressed it hard against his sensitive areas!

"Hi~!"

"what!!!"

fold!

"Hi~!"

"what!!!"

......

"Tsk, what a man!"

Seeing this, He Chen couldn't help but praise the boy.

Goodness, after changing to new sandpaper, the boy was like a completely different person, wiping his butt so cleanly and efficiently, with such force and power!

Let's put it this way: if anyone else saw this scene, they would doubt whether the boy Pi Yanzi was their biological son!

Similarly, with the boy's great effort, he successfully cleaned himself with the sandpaper.

In this situation, what else can He Chen say?

Of course, we left when we were completely satisfied!

"Hey, speaking of which, now that I've bought so much stuff, shouldn't I promote my divine role as a savior? Otherwise, I guess most of the requests for help from me in the future will be about toilets or studying."

The divine role of luck could actually be developed in the direction of relieving suffering and distress, couldn't it?

He Chen, who bought a million yen worth of stuff, felt he should really work on his luck!

Chapter 156 The Prospective Shrine Maiden Takes Her Position

"Ayumi-chan! You're here too~ I knew you'd be here!"

"Hey, Yuxi-chan, over here! What did you do this morning~?"

"Matsuori-chan actually notified so many people! Nanako-chan, you...!"

......

"Hey~ Iwamoto! You idiot~ Yaru, why are you so late? Big Sister has been waiting for you for ages!"

"Ugh! My mom insists on making me lunch because I got up so early, it's so annoying! I got up a little after noon! Give me a nudge!"

"By the way, where's Sudo? She's not still asleep, is she...?"

......

He Chen gave Xingnan Songzhi seventeen contacts, and Xingnan Songzhi contacted them all and made contact with them all.

Needless to say, the classmates were high school students, at a time when they were full of curiosity. They were attracted by Anzu Matsuori's promise to become a shrine maiden for the gods, and that there would be a generous salary. So, they were all successfully lured over.

As for the delinquent girls, needless to say, not to mention the threat of violence, after Anzu Matsuori contacted Anno Yuzuki to explain the situation, she agreed almost without hesitation.

She didn't even ask how much the salary would be; she just asked for the list and told them they had to come with her to be shrine maidens.

It can be said that, apart from asking about work hours and making sure that they could get out of bed, Anno Yuzuki was incredibly straightforward and righteous!

"Don't worry, as long as it's not morning or noon, I can bring you as many people as you need!"

So, with such bold words, they agreed to meet at four o'clock the next afternoon.

That is, around now.

The girls on both sides, being unfamiliar with each other and having very different styles, naturally separated into two distinct groups, clearly keeping to themselves and not interfering with each other.

Although it was clear from their words that both of them were followers of the "God of the Washroom," they were, after all, delinquents and students.

As is well known, whether in reality or in movies, same-sex relationships are generally not very deep.

Well, excluding gay porn and lesbian porn.

......

"Clap clap clap!"

Amidst the sound of footsteps, Anzu Matsuori, dressed in a shrine maiden's outfit, entered the alley where they had agreed to meet!

This scene was immediately presented to the two groups of girls who had been waiting for a long time.

Wow, Matsuori-chan, you look so good in your shrine maiden outfit!

"Sugoi! Matsuori-chan is already the shrine maiden of the God?"

On the classmates' side, there was a clear girlish enthusiasm for Anzu Matsuori. Upon seeing Anzu Matsuori, they immediately started praising each other like young girls.

Meanwhile, the delinquent girls, upon seeing the stunningly beautiful Anzu Matsuori in her shrine maiden outfit, along with everyone including Anno Yuzuki, couldn't help but feel a tremor in their hearts. Some even instinctively covered their bra straps or skirts.

Last time, Anzu Matsuori wore this outfit...

Amidst the cheerful greetings, Anzu Matsuori happily chatted with her school friends for a few minutes.

"Alright, little believer, let's begin."

"Alright, alright, everyone, please be quiet for a moment! I'll explain the current situation to you."

With the divine prompting, Anzu Matsuori smoothly recounted the outline they had planned together the day before.

The main content is the explanation of the corresponding norms for the gods. This part mainly covers what the gods do, what the believers do, what the priestesses do, and some of the corresponding rituals.

At He Chen's insistence, the divine duty of "saving people from suffering and distress" was also added to the description of the "God of the Washroom".

It might seem illogical for a god to possess this ability, but when compared to the later ability to destroy, it suddenly makes perfect sense.

This section is relatively brief, as it mainly consists of introductory and standard information.

After all, it was He Chen and Xing Nan Songzhi's first time. Although they were very excited to learn by referring to the template in one night, it was unlikely that they would be able to do high-difficulty moves all at once, right?

"Finally, there's the shrine maiden's salary! Since shrine maidens work part-time and don't necessarily have to work every day, they are paid on a daily basis."

"The base salary is 10,000 yen per day, and it can increase several times over depending on the working hours and workload! The current 10,000 yen is the pay for three hours of work per day!"

"Furthermore, each person will be given two sets of shrine maiden outfits as work clothes!"

Xingnan Songzhi finished speaking fluently, crisply, and proudly.

After taking over the Dongtian Group, He Chen may not be able to say much else, but he certainly doesn't lack funds for the time being.

Not to mention the four million yen he still had left in his account, even if he spent it all, he could simply go to the Yakuza and get more.

Anyway, the money in the Dongtian Group is all dirty, so He Chen doesn't feel embarrassed at all using it.

As for whether or not to give it to them.

Believer, you don't want your whole family to be cursed and then fight over the toilet at home, right?

Nobody wants something like this to happen halfway through the journey, right?