Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

Chapter 153 Someone's Using the Sandpaper

"Hahahaha, how about it, little believer? What do you want to buy? Just take it!"

In the supermarket, He Chen made a bold statement to Xing Nan Songzhi, who was pushing a huge shopping cart.

However, the little believer, who had been happily skipping around when he left home, was completely unmoved upon hearing these words, his face turning into a "sullen, cat-like expression."

'My Lord God, have some humanity!'

The young believer pushed the shopping cart, gritting his teeth as he prayed in response.

At the same time, according to the gods' instructions, the corresponding items were removed from the shelves.

"Snapped!"

"Splash! Splash!"

Amidst the clanging of metal, another item was added to the shopping cart.

With a slight blessing of divine power, Anzu Matsuori pushed the sturdy shopping cart toward the next shelf, where the words "Xu Ri Hardware" were prominently displayed on a sticker on the ground.

Yes, we did go to the supermarket, but the place Xingnan Songzhi took us to was a hardware store!

A hardware store!

Take a pretty high school girl who hasn't graduated yet to a hardware store full of steel!

Even the most straight-laced man wouldn't do that!

"Little believer, take all the saws on the left, except for the far left one in the second row. Then take the two big saws hanging at the top!"

"Wow, this lock is great! Let's get a few more! If we encounter a thief, we can just grab them and take them! Take as many as we can!"

"Take some of this tape too, especially the black kind, yes, the kind they use to seal mouths in the movies, take ten strips!"

"A steel wire rope, huh? Hehe, this..."

......

Whether the young believers enjoyed their shopping trip or not, He Chen certainly had a very pleasant experience.

Looking at these various tools, he could naturally imagine all sorts of strange but quite enjoyable ways to use them.

Although the hardware store's products are mostly used by villains in movies, He Chen's association with their use is either rather evil or always looks rather lewd.

But at least these ways of using it will be very useful!

Let's put it this way: once He Chen finishes his shopping, any believer who receives his attention will be absolutely fearless when walking at night!

Even if caught in the act of adultery, she can tie up the husband who comes to catch her in the act with black tape, and then... cough cough cough cough, this, this is another matter, another matter.

In short, with all the tools at his disposal, He Chen was like a movie with all the props at his disposal, his skills were absolutely amazing, and he was no longer someone who could only rely on simple diarrhea or brute force!

Of course, relying solely on the products from hardware stores is not enough.

"Alright, alright, little believer, that's enough for now. We'll use it up and then order more!"

As I browsed and selected items, I unknowingly filled three shopping carts.

"Whoo~"

Upon hearing the words of the deity, Anzu Matsuori breathed a sigh of relief and then pushed the item, which was enough to open a small hardware store, to the cashier.

Three enormous shopping carts, completely full, whizzed through the aisle with their wheels creaking and groaning. Passersby quickly made way for them, and no one dared to stand in the way of this steel torrent!

This is a huge shopping cart, the kind you find in hardware stores, big enough for an adult man to curl up and lie down to sleep in!

If those three shopping carts she was holding were to veer off course, it could really cause injury to the person hit, just like a car accident!

Injured by a shopping cart!

The commotion attracted the attention of the staff at the hardware store.

"Good heavens! Miss, do you really want all of these? This, this is estimated to be close to a million yen! If you only need a portion, we can help you sort them out!"

The staff member stood in front of the shopping cart, bowing and scraping, and spoke very politely, but the overall meaning was that they didn't believe Anzu Matsuori could buy so many things.

After all, this isn't a snack or a toy.

The three huge shopping carts were filled with practical tools!

Aside from dismemberment, young girls would rarely need to use so many tools!

'My Lord, are you sure you want all of these?'

Anzu Matsuori couldn't help but ask He Chen.

"Yes! It's only close to a million yen, buy whatever you want! Swipe my card!"

"Yes, I'll take them all. Please have the cashier start counting them."

......

After the inventory was completed, the hardware items in the three shopping carts, after the discount, cost He Chen a total of 527,000 yen, which was only one-tenth of the amount in his bank card.

After swiping her card and leaving her delivery address and phone number, Xingnan Songzhi took the receipt and slip and headed straight to her next shopping destination: the supermarket!

This time, it's just a normal shopping trip to a department store!

Inside the supermarket, Anzu Matsuori showed significantly more interest in shopping, especially since the deity had already spent 500,000 yen at once, making the little believer much more enthusiastic about buying things for herself.

This naturally includes a large number of items purchased by He Chen under the influence of his various new ideas.

Anyway, anything that He Chen was absolutely certain would play a specific role in a certain situation, he would have his little followers put into the shopping cart.

This even includes semi-finished food such as flatbread, as well as various work clothes, kitchen knives, snacks, fruits, BY condoms, and other supplies, which can be said to be very comprehensive.

In particular, He Chen bought a set of almost every style and size of work clothes. In the future, if believers or his own clergy need to change clothes, he can pray to the gods and they will immediately send the clothes over.

Tsk, if this were caught in the act of adultery, the believer hanging naked outside the window would be overjoyed to receive He Chen's help!

In short, Anzu Matsuori once again went to the supermarket alone, pulling a long shopping cart.

By the time He Chen finished shopping at the supermarket, he had already spent several hundred thousand yen.

However, so far, He Chen felt that the things he had bought were enough for the time being.

After payment, these items were delivered to Annan Songzhi's home by the store.

Now, everything that is needed to "help" believers is in place; all that is missing is the believers' prayers!

Then......

"[God of the Restroom] Sir, please help me! I'm in the bathroom without toilet paper! And I'm not even wearing socks this time! I'm desperate! Anything will do, just anything to wipe my butt!"

? !

Speak of the devil, and he appears! The young man who had appeared a few times before without any paper showed up!

He Chen's eyes immediately lit up:

"Little believer, I have something to attend to, so I'll have to stay with you for now!"

Hurry up and take a look. If there really is nothing around the boy over there, then the double-sided sandpaper that He Chen just received today will come in handy!

Chapter 154 The Boy Hesitated

He Chen really didn't expect that his preparations would actually come in handy; it was like a dream.

So much so that after saying goodbye to the young believer, he immediately rushed to the boy's side to see what the situation was like on his end.

[Divine Inspection]!

bass!

Under the power of divine skill, a boy wearing a white short-sleeved shirt, loose shorts, black underwear, and sandals appeared in He Chen's line of sight.

The boy looked distressed, his gaze darting around the cubicle, but there was nothing in the entire cubicle except for the toilet and the hooks on the cubicle door.

Seeing his condition, He Chen was relieved.

Hehehe, with such loose shorts, if he dared to use his underwear to wipe himself, he could easily walk around in public and show off his penis!

"Tsk, that's really pathetic."

He Chen smacked his lips, shook his head, and sighed for the boy.

This boy was caught without any paper and had nothing around him to wipe himself with, no wonder he was so miserable that he had to ask the gods for help.

Even worse than these two points is probably: "The sandpaper that the gods ordered online has just arrived."

If this had happened a day earlier, no, even half a day earlier, he would probably have been forced to "dry out naturally," but wouldn't have faced the choice he was about to make.

After He Chen finished his reflections, he was about to put on the props when he suddenly realized that the boy had a cell phone, and the phone had power!

"Hey, you have a cell phone?! And it has a cell phone and power, so why not contact a friend to deliver it...?"

Looking at the boy's face filled with despair, He Chen suddenly understood:

"Oh, I see! He has neither paper nor friends!"

"..."

"It's so miserable."

He Chen couldn't help but shake his head with pity, almost softening his heart.

Yeah, almost.

Cough cough, which means that I didn't soften my heart.

"Forget all that nonsense, let's get the goods in!"

The delivered double-sided sandpaper, following He Chen's thoughts, lined up in his inner divine realm. The sandpaper, either green or black, looked quite high-quality.

The god's gaze wandered back and forth across the sandpaper, pondering as he made his selection.

"Should we follow the sanding order? Start with the smallest and coarsest grit sandpaper for rough sanding, and then gradually provide finer grit sandpaper to achieve a mirror polishing effect?"

This idea sounds quite tempting.

After all, who could resist polishing their swallow skin into a mirror finish?

A swallow with a mirror-like skin!

If you were to show this off, everyone who saw it would definitely exclaim "Wow!"

With a mirror-like skin, it's hard to say whether finding a girlfriend will be easy, but finding a boyfriend will definitely be extremely smooth!