Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

Everyone is equal before the gods, so get to the first floor and fight for the toilet!

Just then, as the yakuza leaders upstairs were preparing to run to the toilet, a huge explosion blew up the toilet. Not only was the door destroyed, but the toilet and the sewer pipes were also blown away in one fell swoop.

In such a situation, it would be absolutely impossible for anyone to open the drain cover to use the toilet in an emergency.

The guy who fired the shot earlier was crawling towards the toilet, holding a piece of paper in one hand and a gun in the other.

Seeing the toilet turn into ruins before his eyes, his first instinct was to tactically roll and hide in a corner, fearing that someone would kill him.

When he realized there was nothing outside and hurriedly went to the toilet, he saw his right and left arms on the stairs, one after another, covering their buttocks with one hand and holding onto the handrail with the other, moving down the stairs.

His urge to defecate surged uncontrollably and violently, as if controlled by someone!

"Ah~!"

"Snapped!"

He let go of the toilet paper and threw it away. In his haste, he grabbed the wall and tried to get past his men!

"Well!"

The line, which was originally moving downwards in a normal manner, suddenly felt a surge of urgency when they saw their leader trying to overtake them. Even the urge to defecate seemed to increase several times over!

No one spoke, but all the high-ranking members of the yakuza group gritted their teeth and quickened their pace as they descended the stairs.

The leader's speed in going downstairs, even with the support of the wall, couldn't keep up with those who were holding onto the railing. The few people who had just been overtaken suddenly sped up and passed the leader again!

"Um?!"

The gun-wielding gang leader's eyes widened instantly, and he probably would have blurted out "Baka!" on the spot if he wasn't worried about urinating if he shouted it out.

He tried to speak to his men, telling them to slow down and line up behind him, but he was too anxious to speak forcefully. Every time he tried to open his mouth, the opening behind him seemed to open as well!

How to do?

The boss watched as his men on the same floor were all complacent and uncooperative. Despite the perilous situation, all they could think about was grabbing the toilet, and they hadn't even brought any weapons!

They're all useless except for taking over his toilet!

"You, slow down, get down!"

The boss strained with all his might, shouting at the very edge of not ejaculating!

"Clap clap clap!"

I don’t know if anyone heard it, but the group of people next to me, who were clutching their butts and holding onto the railing, still quickened their pace in perfect unison!

Chapter 142 Lu Bu Among Men (1/3)

"Slow down! Get down!"

The old man roared, but almost vomited on the spot and had to stop and catch his breath.

However, none of the leaders and underlings who clearly heard his voice stopped.

Clearly, at this moment, the needs of the buttocks are more urgent than the boss's orders!

Seeing that the guards, who were clutching their buttocks, were about to shake him off quickly, the leader gritted his teeth and fired a shot at the wooden ceiling!

"boom!"

"Stop!"

As soon as the gunshot rang out, all the leaders beside him stopped abruptly.

You can occasionally ignore what the boss says, but if you ignore the sound of gunfire, it could be dangerous if the boss loses his temper!

So, the gun-wielding boss huffed and puffed his way past a group of his men, slowly making his way down to the first floor.

Only when they saw the boss standing on the first floor, struggling to keep the leaders afloat, did they hurry to continue down!

However, how could the people upstairs possibly keep up with the speed of the guys downstairs when they come down to grab the toilet?

Not only were they closer together, but they were also younger. They arrived at the cubicle long before the leaders upstairs were still rushing down!

In fact, despite the shooting and racing upstairs, the real spectacle is definitely the underlings on the first floor!

The guys downstairs are the real frontline workers. Admittedly, some of them might not be so strong when it comes to dirty tricks and the "Madam, you don't want to..." kind of thing.

But overall, they were definitely a bunch of big, strong guys.

When this group of people are in an extremely urgent need to defecate, feeling as if they are about to leak, but haven't yet, they will do anything to fight for a toilet.

At first, they were just competing on speed, since there were ten slots in total, and as long as they were in the first batch, they would get a spot.

However, as they got closer to the restrooms, those who were clearly not going to be among the first to get one started thinking of other ways, and so... all the trash cans in the office were blown up in a completely inexplicable way.

Simultaneously.

Sadly, in this wave of trash can explosions, several henchmen who were too close by were so startled by the sudden explosions that they couldn't keep their bladders shut, becoming the first to lose control of their bladders and become unable to stop.

Tsk, that's really tragic.

In particular, they were all wearing suits...

This scene cannot be described directly, otherwise it would be too disgusting.

Therefore, all we can say here is:

With a series of soft, popping sounds, their buttocks became even fuller.

It is so moist that it can drip water.

After this group was eliminated, the younger members entered the crucial moment of the final battle for the ten spots.

Because no one was willing to give way to anyone else, apart from the first three people who successfully entered the toilet and locked the door, the rest of the people were dragged out by the others behind them as soon as they tried to squat down.

They climbed and moved forward with all their might!

However, their legs and their trousers were being held by others, and they were completely unable to escape.

Some people even pressed their faces against the buttocks of those about to occupy the toilet!

"Pfft~!"

"Uh! yue~!"

......

Someone collapsed at the entrance to the toilet stall, taking with them the person who had been blocking their way.

No, the person who couldn't hold it in was simply pushed and shoved away from the toilet by others, but the colleague who was pressed tightly against his buttocks almost left this beautiful world.

Seeing this, He Chen couldn't help but fall silent, feeling sorry for the person who had gotten both his face and his backside dirty.

Ok?

Why is my butt dirty?

Perhaps it's because no one can hold onto their flower field while their face is soaked!

The man in the suit said, "The chrysanthemums in my hometown are blooming, two at the same time, dazzlingly yellow!"

However, it was precisely because of this tragic incident in the yakuza community that the competition for the remaining slots entered a new phase.

Those who arrive late, afraid of being bounced on, no longer dare to hug the person in front of them, but they still fight for cubicles.

Under such circumstances, they had no choice but to adopt a method that would allow them to protect themselves while also seizing the cubicles.

And so, the real violence began.

Since everyone else is so prone to pooping, in order to prevent them from popping out when they're close to us, we might as well let them pop out beforehand!

"Peng!"

"what!"

"Pfft~!"

When a Yakuza member becomes aggressive, hitting and pulling, determined to drag the person in front of him out, the outcome is already decided.

but......

"Ah! Uh~ Shine!!!"

Indeed, under He Chen's intense influence, once the underlings start ejaculating, it's usually very difficult for them to stop immediately.

However, it is hard for ordinary people to bear being beaten until they shit themselves, let alone the Yakuza who make money by bullying others.

The henchman who had been beaten so badly didn't obediently step aside; instead, he started fighting with the person who had hit him earlier!

"Nisnei!!!"

"Go, uh... die!"

......

A person who accidentally defecates while being punched, or someone who is having diarrhea while punching someone, may indeed be unable to unleash their strongest fighting power.

However, when his opponent is someone whose patience has reached its limit, the outcome is inevitable.

In a battle, both sides became individuals with remarkably full buttocks, which were visibly continuing to grow larger.

As the old saying goes, "A mop covered in poop is like Lu Bu reborn."

Two people tainted by this substance were locked in a fierce battle—what a magnificent and awe-inspiring confrontation!

The toilet, which was already small, was further reduced in size.

If He Chen hadn't managed to slightly reduce everyone's diarrhea levels in time, countless people would have suffered a sudden, visceral, buttock-enlarging accident!

Even so, some people still couldn't help but release themselves and lose themselves in the popping sound.

For these poor souls who had already vomited diarrhea, He Chen could only silently increase the divine power within them... in the direction of constipation, so that they would become constipated halfway through their bowel movements!

Unfortunately, as everyone knows, the most painful part of diarrhea is the waiting and the weakness caused by dehydration.

In fact, excretion itself is quite pleasurable.

He Chen came here to punish everyone in the Dongtian Group and make them feel the pain.

Letting them experience the joy that follows is their boyfriend's job; He Chen isn't responsible for that! Completely irresponsible!

Therefore, although some people retreated early and no longer needed toilets, their suffering was, to some extent, equal.

In this way, it truly embodies the principle that "everyone is equal before the gods!"

until......