It's okay if I don't have a name and start becoming a god in Tokyo, even if I start in the bathroom.

"As you can see, I am a god."

He Chen floated at the bathroom door with an air of righteousness.

"If you believe in me, I'll let you take a bath!"

......

Help! ! !

The house is haunted!

No wonder this house is so cheap; it's shared with a ghost!

Urgent! A ghost is blocking the toilet door and won't let us in!

This book is also known as: *The Tokyo Version of the Bathing Emperor*, *The Not-So-Useful but Hilarious God*, *The Bathing God: Helping Believers Fight for Toilets*, *I'm Actually a Serious God*, *Another Day of Scamming Believers*...

Chapter One: As You Can See, I Am a God

He transmigrated into the body of a god and even encountered a beautiful girl with her clothes half-undone.

How could two wonderful things combined turn out so badly?

He Chen still had a smile on his face, then watched as the beautiful girl in front of him changed from initial shock to doubt, and finally to shame and indignation that made her face and neck turn bright red.

"Hey, who are you?! You bastard, you pervert, get out of my bathroom right now!"

As she spoke, the girl's forehead and neck flushed red.

The girl, who usually liked to take off her clothes as she approached the bathroom, was now only wearing her underwear and the towel she was using to cover herself as she got closer to the bathroom door.

And... the shoulder straps almost came undone.

If the person opposite her hadn't been floating in the air, the girl probably would have already kicked him so hard he'd be sterilized, the pervert who had inexplicably appeared at her bathroom door.

"As you can see, I am a god."

He Chen hesitated for half a second before speaking to the girl in a very sincere tone.

Then, he used his mental power to make himself float a little higher, trying to use this to prove his point.

Yes, He Chen transmigrated and became a god.

A god who can do whatever he wants within the divine realm, but cannot step outside of it.

However, according to the panel in his mind, as long as the number of his followers increases, his divine realm will become larger and larger, and he will also gain all sorts of magical abilities.

In short, he is a very promising god!

"..."

Hearing He Chen say such things in a serious tone, the girl felt like she had countless complaints to make, so much so that she didn't know which one to say.

A god appears in front of the bathroom while I'm taking a shower—what kind of bizarre turn of events is this?!

Would a legitimate deity appear before a girl takes a bath?

And, is it really possible for a deity to be dressed like this?

In the girl's eyes, He Chen, who was wearing modern clothes and floating in mid-air at this moment, was more like the previous tenant who died here than a god!

If she weren't worried that revealing the other person's identity as a dead ghost might cause the deceased previous tenant to suddenly attack her, she would have already blurted out that line!

and......

"Hoo~ My Lord, what brings you here? Or shall we talk in the living room?"

Seeing He Chen blocking the main entrance to the restroom, the girl forced back her urge to complain, then forced a smile and asked He Chen.

To be fair, at this moment, the girl, who had just returned from work and was covered in sweat, only wanted to take a shower.

However, just before entering the bathroom, this strange thing appeared: "It can actually float up and block the bathroom door, not letting anyone pass. It doesn't seem scary, but I don't know if it bites people." It claimed to be a god...

At this point, it would be more appropriate to figure out his situation first before considering taking a bath.

"..."

Then, silence fell over He Chen, who was floating at the bathroom door.

His attention involuntarily drifted to the panel in his mind.

Current number of believers: 0

[Current Divine Realm Area: 1]

Other data is not yet available.

[System notification: As a god, you need followers to become stronger. Go and develop your first follower!]

He Chen had already experienced the area of ​​this divine realm, which was only one square meter in size, and its height was the same as the current room.

He Chen can only move within this area now:

"I don't know how to explain it to you, but for now, I can only stay here."

"Ah... there's a ghost in my bathroom. Should you guard it and prevent it from coming out?"

"No, it's just that I can only move around in this area for the time being."

Upon hearing this, the girl's expression visibly froze, but she still asked hopefully:

"What area are you referring to?"

"As you can see, it's by the door of your restroom..."

He Chen lowered his body very sincerely, then drew a circle on the ground with his hand, roughly the size of a floor tile, and then faced the girl quite seriously:

"About this size of land."

Ah!

!!!

Is this some kind of outrageous new form of dark humor?!

Suddenly a deity appeared, and it couldn't come out of the circle outside the bathroom door. It must be the previous tenant who hanged himself at the bathroom door!

I was wondering why the rent for this room was 3,000 yen cheaper than the other rooms. It turns out the previous tenant had moved out, but hadn't completely left!

At this moment, the girl was simply speechless when she saw He Chen.

After He Chen said those words, she really didn't know what to say!

"Although I can only move around in such a small area now, this is not permanent."

He Chen saw the girl's pupils dilate and her whole body turn ashen, and he quickly spoke up.

He was blocking the girl's path to the shower and couldn't move away. Although this wasn't what He Chen wanted to do, he was still quite embarrassed.

Upon hearing this, the girl's gaze immediately shifted to He Chen's face, her eyes filled with anticipation.

Can this self-proclaimed god finally step aside?

"Ahem, as long as you believe in me and become my follower, I can expand my divine domain, so I won't keep blocking your bathroom door!"

He Chen said this.

As he spoke, he looked at the girl with expectant eyes, his gaze and expression exactly like that of an intern salesperson about to sell their first item.

He's very sincere and earnest, but he just seems very unreliable.

......

Is it really possible for a deity to expand its followers by blocking girls' bathrooms and preventing them from showering?!

If you believe in such a god, does that mean you won't have to queue for the toilet when you're out of class or traveling?!

Has the divine hierarchy become so specialized that a dedicated deity is assigned to each of these domains?!

And... he's a god-like figure?!

The girl's eyes widened again, staring at He Chen's neck with the look of someone looking at a pervert, carefully examining for any marks of rope.

Rather than believing that such a god truly exists, she would rather believe in this nerdy guy who hanged himself at the bathroom door!

Taking a deep breath, the doubts in the girl's heart no longer allowed her to remain silent:

"Are you really a god?"

"Absolutely true!"

He Chen responded excitedly.

"Then, may I ask what kind of deity you are in charge of?"

【Ding! 】

[Cleric selection is now open!]

Based on the deity's imprint in the current world, the currently available divine roles are: God of the Bathroom / God of Perversion / Wandering Soul Who Committed Suicide.

"Huh?"

What the heck are these three options?

Based on his imprint in the current world? Then why are there two options: [God of Perversion] and [Wandering Soul Who Committed Suicide]?

He Chen hesitated for a moment, feeling that, at present, the only relatively normal divine position seemed to be the position of [God of the Washroom].

So, I clicked on it.

In an instant, He Chen's entire body and even the entire Divine Realm emitted a milky white light!

A voice, identical to He Chen's but both sacred and ethereal, rang out:

"I am the god of the bathroom!"

Chapter Two: I am the God of the Washroom, Believe in Me!

After choosing the priesthood, He Chen changed his appearance in an instant.

Originally, he was just a short-haired young man dressed casually.

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