I'm doing Jujutsu Kaisen in the ninja world.

"Uh...sorry, sorry, I got carried away and suddenly couldn't stop. What did you just say? Jealousy? That's not true. I believe that if the two of us stood together, anyone with eyes would know who to choose. After all, one is a human and the other is a pig's head, what's the point of comparing them? Haha."

Shinji chuckled and pointed to each of their faces.

One was handsome and dashing, the other had a bruised and swollen face.

Is there even a need to choose?

And even if we really had to compete, Shinji would definitely win.

After all, Shinji's character template was created based on all of you handsome and dashing readers. How could a mere Deidara be worthy of being compared to you readers, right?

"Damn it, that bastard!"

Deidara cursed inwardly, but didn't dare say it aloud.

He had noticed these people when he was flying in the sky, but he hadn't taken them seriously.

At that time, the scorpion was still underwater and there was no way to notify them.

Who would have thought that they would end up capsizing in the gutter?

That's right, Deidara doesn't think he was beaten up like this because he couldn't beat his opponent.

Well, if we're only talking about physical skills, he's indeed just average.

The problem is, he's a sorcerer!

If he had a bag of explosive clay in his hand right now, he would blow the shit out of the other person!

At this moment, Deidara felt a bit like, "These village kids are bullying me because I'm old and weak..."

Snapped!

What are you thinking about?

This time, instead of clapping, Shinji casually slapped Deidara across the face. Although he didn't hit hard, Deidara's face still swelled up.

Deidara's eyes started to get bloodshot and became increasingly red, making people wonder if some capillaries in his eyeballs had ruptured, otherwise how could they have become so red?

"I'll fight you to the death! You're all going to die today!"

Having lost his mind, Deidara immediately began tearing at his clothes, revealing a mouth on his left breast.

A person with a strange mouth growing on the left side of their chest.

Ugh~~~ That's disgusting.

"You bastard, what kind of look is that?!"

Deidara was ready to self-destruct, but because of someone's disdainful look, he broke down once again.

Shinji sighed helplessly, "Mind your own business. Hurry up, we're waiting to go back for dinner."

"Alright, then let's die together!"

Deidara shouted, and then...

Then I was speechless.

Because he suddenly remembered that he had used up his explosive clay, and without the explosive clay, he could not feed it to the mouth on his left chest, so he could not self-destruct.

Blanch!

The air fell silent instantly.

Deidara was filled with regret at this moment. Why did he use all the explosive clay on C3-18 in a fit of rage?

Although this allowed him to defeat the Three-Tails in one move, it also left him with no means of fighting back.

Moreover, since it was on a lake, he didn't even have a chance to escape using Earth Release: Earth Dragon Concealment Technique.

And this bastard in front of me!

I don't know what kind of ninjutsu was used, but he was able to switch his spatial position with just a light clap of his hand. It's simply unsolvable.

I fucking slept with that husky!

"Hurry up, I'm getting impatient."

Shinji was still making sarcastic remarks from the side.

He didn't suddenly remember the setting that Deidara needed to use his left chest and mouth to eat the exploding clay when he self-destructed; rather, he was confident that he could subdue Deidara before he self-destructed.

With just a gentle incantation, one can instantly fall asleep peacefully.

"Give me some time! If we hadn't run out of explosive clay, do you think you could beat me?!"

Deidara, enraged and humiliated, unleashed a torrent of abuse, clearly wanting to die.

That's so damn embarrassing.

However, the curse that meant certain death if one took off their clothes in the Akatsuki organization suddenly failed today.

Because Shinji had no intention of killing him at all.

"Hey, since you're not in a hurry to die, how about we chat for a bit?"

Should I talk to you...?

Bang!

Shinji immediately punched Deidara in the nose.

Hmm, I used a little more force this time.

Deidara immediately covered his nose and squatted down, tears welling up in his eyes.

This is absolutely outrageous!

Waaaaah...

Deidara suddenly felt like crying, but he kept telling himself, "You're a tough guy, you can't cry!"

So he forced back his tears.

"Can we talk now? If not, we can continue. It's your choice."

Shinji stretched his arms and legs and handed the choice to Deidara.

Deidara immediately glared at him fiercely. "You're dreaming! I'd rather die than talk to you, unless you promise you'll never hit me again!"

Upon hearing the first part of the sentence, Shinji raised his fist.

Fortunately, Deidara noticed and immediately sped up his speech, which made him successfully put his fist down.

Otherwise, that punch might already be stuck to Deidara's face.

"Okay, I promise I won't hit you again during this chat. Shall we begin?"

"Um..."

"Judging from your attire, are you members of the Akatsuki? What are your names? Which village are you from?"

Deidara nodded with a sour expression, even though his face was so swollen it was impossible to tell...

"Looks like you've got some sense. Since you know we're from Akatsuki, why aren't you running away?"

Upon hearing this, Shinji silently raised his fist again.

Deidara quickly said, "You promised you wouldn't hit me!"

"So, given your current state, what are you pretending for? Answer the question now!"

Deidara had no choice but to answer honestly, but when it came to Sasori, he only said, "I will not reveal any information about Brother Sasori or the organization to you. You might as well give up on that idea."

Okay, he's still a loyal friend.

Shinji smacked his lips a couple of times, but didn't press Deidara. After all, he didn't need to get information about the Akatsuki from Deidara.

He can ask Itachi directly.

"Hmm, next question, have you ever heard of cults of evil gods?"

"Evil Cult?!"

Deidara's eyes widened instantly, revealing their swollen state. (Actually, they were still just slits.)

[Chapter 388: Cooperating with the Performance]

"You're a member of the Evil God Cult?" Deidara was also surprised.

“That’s right, I am the High Priest of the Cult of Evil Gods. Where did you learn about the Cult of Evil Gods?”

Shinji is lying again.

"Never mind who it is, I've heard about it anyway. Um... do you guys really offer double pay and holidays?"

Deidara hesitated for a moment before asking the question anyway.

He was just so curious!

It's hard for him to believe that those words came from Itachi Uchiha's mouth.

This proves that this cult is indeed quite powerful.

Upon hearing this, Shinji immediately repeated the advertising slogan, "Of course, our Evil God Cult is recruiting core members. Whatever salary Akatsuki pays you, I'll double it! And there are no monthly performance assessments, so you don't have to work like a dead dog every day trying to make money. In addition, we offer 8 am to 5 pm, weekends off, holidays, transportation allowance, meal allowance, wedding and funeral allowances, and everything else! Plus, there are five social insurances and one housing fund plus commission!"

Deidara was dumbfounded. "What's this 'five social insurances and one housing fund'?"

"That's not important. What's important is whether you have the idea of ​​switching sides and joining our Evil God Cult. Our Evil God Cult is eager for talent and loves ambitious people like you. Welcome to join us! Come on, fill out this form and sign this contract."

Deidara, looking completely bewildered, took the pen and a contract. Before he could even read it, he was almost tricked into signing it.

"Wait a minute, what am I signing? Who said I was going to switch jobs to your company!"

Deidara quickly threw the things away.

Shinji reached out and grabbed the contract back; it cost 100 Soul Points!

As for the pen, we don't need it; it's worthless.

"What, you want to get beaten up again?"

Shinji glanced at him sideways and carefully put the contract away.

"Go ahead and kill me if you dare! Someone will definitely avenge me!"