I'm doing Jujutsu Kaisen in the ninja world.

The shadowy figure had barely uttered two words when he was pinned to a nearby tree.

Only then did Shinji see who it was, and his eyes widened immediately.

"Hidan?!"

"Shinji, you bastard..."

"Wow!"

Hidan was about to unleash a torrent of curses when he suddenly felt a sweet taste in his throat and began spitting out blood.

It's really bad luck!

He searched the base for a long time but couldn't find Shinji. Finally, it was Takihata, the leader of the sect, who told him that Shinji was there.

So he quietly ran over, wanting to see what that bastard Shinji was secretly doing, having not even shown his face for the past few days.

Who would have thought that he would receive such a warm welcome as soon as he jumped out!

"Uh, it's a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding. Why did you choose to hide in the bushes instead of taking the main road, trying to scare people like this? Are you playing hide-and-seek with me?"

Shinji felt embarrassed looking at Hidan, who was pinned to the tree by him, so in order to cover up his embarrassment, he chose to be the one to complain first.

Of course, he didn't forget to put Hidan down.

Then...

puff! !

The wound immediately began to bleed profusely!

Just now, Hidan's upper body was pierced with three large, bloody holes at an angle. If he had used any more force, it wouldn't have been impossible for him to be cleaved in two.

My body was in excruciating pain, and before I could even catch my breath, a huge pot was slammed down on me.

Hidan felt like he was about to explode with anger!

"Get the hell away from me!" Hidan glared angrily.

"Why are you getting so worked up? If you hadn't suddenly jumped out of the bushes and startled me, I wouldn't have resorted to violence."

"Don't touch me, I don't want to see you again!"

"Okay, okay, I won't touch you. But remember to stuff your intestines back in yourself later, there are a lot of stray dogs around here, don't come blaming me later if you're missing half or a piece..."

"Akagi Shinji! I'm going to kill you!!!"

In his excitement, Hidan started bleeding profusely again...

This scene looked rather tragic.

Shinji couldn't help but feel a pang of 'compassion', so he sighed helplessly, squatted down, and picked up Hidan's... leg.

Then they dragged themselves away.

"No need to thank me. After all, we've worked together for a while, so it's just what I should do."

At that moment, Shinji felt as if he were surrounded by light.

Sure enough, there was light! Hidan's angry gaze was so intense it felt like he was going to poke a thousand holes in Hidan's back!

But what's even more terrifying is yet to come.

A member of the cult, teasingly remarked, "Hey, isn't this Hidan? Why does he look so weak after just a few days?"

Shinji, with a smile on his face: "Hey! Look at you, talking like this guy has never been hard before."

A concerned follower, B: "Shinji, really! Why do you always hit so hard? You need to be more careful next time. Look what you did to Hidan, his guts are practically spilling out!"

Shinji, with a smile on his face: "Definitely, definitely, I'll be more careful next time."

Loud-voiced member C: "Who is it? So inconsiderate! They've left blood all over the place and don't even bother to clean it up!"

Shinji, with a smile on his face: "I'm sorry, it's my fault..."

Loud-voiced member C: "I knew it was you, Hidan!"

"what?"

Shinji and Hidan were both dumbfounded.

"What do you mean, 'aren't all the bloodstains yours?'"

"No, I..."

"What do you mean it isn't! So many people are watching, and you still dare to deny it?! Just tell me that drop of blood on the ground didn't come from those holes in your body?"

"My mother..."

"Alright, I'll let it go this time, but don't let it happen again."

Hidan was so angry that his eyes rolled back. His blood vessels, which had just begun to heal, burst open again and started spitting blood.

The follower, who had only walked a few steps away, turned pale upon seeing this.

Shinji quickly said, "Calm down, calm down. The child didn't mean it. He's just hot-tempered and has a lot of blood. If he spits too much, it will be gone."

Goodness, if you spray too much, it'll be gone.

Absolutely! He truly deserves to be called the master of ninja nonsense literature!

After finally getting rid of what seemed to be the cult member C on duty for the day, Shinji chatted with five people about the weather, asked six people what they wanted to eat for dinner, and together with seven people praised the evil god...

After greeting the eighteen people warmly (with gestures, like a black hip-hop artist), he finally managed to drag the barely alive Hidan to the medical room.

Heaven and earth can bear witness that when Hidan saw the doctor, he almost burst into tears.

"I swear, one day I, Hidan, will repay this bastard a thousandfold for all the humiliation he has suffered!"

"If I don't kill him, I, Hidan, swear I will never be a man!"

"And those who mocked me, leave no one alive, kill them all!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

The doctor frowned upon seeing this and said with displeasure, "How hard did they have to hit her? How come she's crying?"

Shinji felt ashamed. "It's my fault, I didn't know he was so fragile. Doctor, can you see if there's any hope for him?"

The doctor shook his head. "Such a severe injury, there's no hope. Just wait to die... uh, wait for it to heal on its own."

"We can't just leave it like this."

“That’s true. Wait here, I’ll go and call a tailor for you.”

"..."

"By the way, help him put his intestines and stuff back in first, make sure no parts are left outside, otherwise it will be difficult to sew them up later."

"...clear."

The doctor left, leaving Shinji and Hidan staring at each other blankly.

Soon the intestines were stuffed up, and the tailor was called over.

Don't ask why there's a tailor in the cult of evil gods; the answer is that the unlucky guys in the dungeon are all multi-talented.

Moreover, the tailor's skills were superb. Although I was a little scared and my hands were shaking at first, after hypnotizing myself, the sewing was incredibly beautiful and delicate!

Just treat it as practice on pigskin, like I used to!

"Okay, almost done."

"Not bad." Shinji glanced at it and gave a thumbs up.

The tailor chuckled, "Could you please hand me the scissors? I'll cut the thread."

What scissors?

"It's just scissors for cutting things."

"I didn't see it. Did any of you take his scissors?"

"..."

After exchanging glances, the air suddenly fell silent.

Then everyone's gaze turned to Hidan's newly stitched-up stomach...

Before anyone knew it, the tailor had turned deathly pale and was standing there trembling.

Hidan's gaze, however, began to turn murderous!

[Chapter 34. Hidan, Dad will take care of you for life!]

That day, the doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here.

I said I felt someone touching my stomach.

as well as...

Don't touch it, your intestines will rupture.

Although the process was arduous, the final result was quite good.

The scissors have been found; they really were inside my stomach.

Then my stomach was stitched up, and thankfully nothing fell inside this time!

And so the matter was dropped...

Weird!

After only one day of rest, with his body still wrapped in bandages, Hidan began to rack his brains with his rarely used brain.

However, getting revenge isn't so easy, because...

He can't beat that bastard!

It's so damn sad, ugh!

Then Shinji pushed the door open and came in, startling him so much that he actually trembled and twitched, followed by a completely listless jolt.

It's like you're hiding in your room, secretly doing something naughty with your study files on the computer, and then suddenly your parent bursts in...

You can imagine that scene yourself.