I'm doing Jujutsu Kaisen in the ninja world.

In the next room, Shinji looked at the pale-faced Sasuke and mumbled incoherently, "You're finally awake. If you had slept for a few more days, I was ready to abandon you. Damn it, pass! 13 cards? I don't believe you can beat me with 13 cards! If you can beat me, I'll... I'll shave Sasuke's head bald!"

Hidan, sporting a slicked-back hairstyle, gave a wicked smile, then slammed the cards in his hand onto the table, spreading them out. "Hidan, excuse me, do you want to lend me a knife? Otherwise, I'm afraid I won't be able to shave it clean."

"God of Gamblers! God of Gamblers!"

Ah Fei clapped enthusiastically from the side, his tone full of flattery.

Looking at the three of them again, Shinji's face was covered with notes, followed by Tobi, while only Hidan seemed to have never lost a single game.

Sasuke was speechless. He had been lying unconscious in bed for who knows how long, and these bastards were playing cards in the next room? And they were even using him as a wager?

Shinji's face paled. He looked down at the solid wooden table, then at Sasuke, wondering if there was any way to salvage the situation.

Strangely enough, he never expected that the "unfortunate microphone" would trigger side effects in this way.

Since the morning, no matter what I play, I haven't won a single hand.

Just like before, someone beat us with 13 cards, even our royal flush was stuck in our hands.

"Sasuke, you take my place."

"Huh? But I don't..."

"If you win, I'll teach you how to defeat that person within a year."

"it is good!"

Hidan stroked his slicked-back hair, completely unconcerned about who his opponent was, but...

"It doesn't matter if we change the players, but we should at least keep our promises."

谷潹

"Jie Jie Jie~"

Hidan and Tobi looked Sasuke up and down with malicious eyes, their smiles more villainous than any other villain.

Sasuke quickly cast a pleading look at Shinji.

Shinji sighed, his eyes darting around, and said, "Shave it, it's no use. If you want to become a capable and outstanding ninja, you have to keep your word."

"But if I keep my word, why am I the one who suffers in the end?!"

"I'm done playing, I'm leaving..."

Sasuke turned around and tried to escape, but Shinji grabbed him by the collar and lifted him up.

The snakeskin sword was quietly pressed against Sasuke's waist. "Now you have two choices: we help you, or you do it yourself. The choice is yours."

"Put me down, I...I can do it myself!"

Sasuke cried out in grief and indignation.

But stroking his handsome hairstyle, Sasuke, who believed in the ninja way of "a head can be cut off, blood can flow, but the hairstyle must not be messed up," really couldn't bear to make the cut.

At that moment, Hidan suddenly grinned arrogantly, "Want to raise the stakes? If you win, it's all settled. If you lose, I'll shave all the hair off your body."

Sasuke stroked his handsome hairstyle, gritted his teeth, and said, "I'll take the gamble!"

"Okay, the other rules remain the same, but we need to add one: only one of you can draw cards while the other plays them, and you can't switch roles after each round starts."

"Row."

Just as Shinji was about to stop him, Sasuke nodded confidently.

Ugh!

After a few warm-up matches, Sasuke quickly learned the moves and found them to be quite easy. He didn't lose a single match during the warm-up.

This wave is stable!

Sasuke smiled confidently, "Come on!"

"Should I play the first game?"

"No need, Shinji, you take care of drawing the cards, I'll take care of wiping them out!"

Seeing Sasuke's confidence, Shinji nodded without saying anything.

But when Shinji handed all the cards he had drawn to Sasuke, Sasuke's expression changed instantly.

What a terrible hand I've been dealt!

There are singles and pairs, but no dragons, no bombs, and not even planes.

"Hehe, call me landlord!"

"I won't steal it."

"I won't steal it."

Hidan put away his trump card and immediately grinned, "A 2!"

Sasuke was speechless. "No."

"If you don't want it, you'll never have another chance, little one."

Hidan arrogantly slammed his cards onto the table, yelling, "Bomb!"

"Bomb again!"

"Keep bombing!"

"Wang Bang!"

"Three with two!"

Call it a day!

Poor Sasuke got a real beating.

In the second round, Sasuke, refusing to believe in bad luck, chose to draw the cards himself and let Shinji play them.

Sasuke was quite lucky; he got a good hand.

But when it was Shinji's turn to take over, everything changed dramatically!

Shinji the Landlord: "One 3"

Farmer Afei: "I'll blow it up!"

"Damn it! You even bombed a pair of 3s? Do you even know how to play?" Shinji cursed, looking at the royal flush in his hand, but he couldn't bring himself to play it.

And then... that was it.

"The plane...it's gone." Afei scratched his head sheepishly.

They're definitely gone. Shinji and Sasuke's mentality has been completely shattered!

That's absolutely outrageous!

Gan!

[272. Chapter 266 Do I look funny?]

Walking through the woods, Sasuke looked listless, with a stern face as if everyone owed him a billion dollars.

The other three didn't dare look at him, because...

I was afraid I'd burst out laughing!

Since the Shinji + Sasuke duo hadn't won a single game, the small problem that could have been solved by shaving their heads gradually became serious.

Despite Sasuke's desperate resistance, the "God of Gamblers" Hidan showed leniency and allowed him not to hand over the fledgling nest.

But the price is that all your hair, eyebrows, and even eyelashes have to be shaved off!

Sasuke tried to struggle desperately, but was ruthlessly suppressed.

And that's how it ended up looking so funny now.

A smooth egg.

As it turns out, even the most stunning looks can hardly pull off a bald head.

The first thing Sasuke did after seeing himself in the mirror was to take off the clothes with the Uchiha symbol on them and put them away.

He no longer deserves to wander the streets bearing this surname.

Without hair, one loses all energy and spirit, and instantly becomes withdrawn.

What's even more infuriating is that Hidan and Tobi, those two bastards, mocked Sasuke for an entire day!

Shinji was the only one who didn't laugh at Sasuke in front of him, because Shinji hid in his room and laughed hysterically.

Even worse!

"Pfft~ Sorry, sorry, I wasn't laughing at you. I was just asking if you wanted to take a break and maybe hunt some wild game."

Ah Fei quickly covered his mouth with his hand, but because he was wearing a mask, it looked particularly comical.

Sasuke immediately cast a death stare, just as a ray of sunlight shone through the branches and onto his head, reflecting a halo of light.

This isn't just Indra reincarnated, it's practically Buddha reincarnated!

Shinji, suppressing a laugh, kept glancing at Sasuke's smooth forehead. "Um... Sasuke, Tobi's right. How about we rest here for a bit, and you go see if there are any pheasants or rabbits around nearby and bring them back. Pfft~"

"Do I look funny?"

Sasuke's death stare immediately locked onto Shinji, and he launched into a soul-searching interrogation.

Especially his appearance after turning evil...

That's even funnier, hahaha!

"We ninjas are professionally trained; no matter how funny something is, we won't laugh unless we can't help it. Pfft~ Hahahahaha..."

"Look, he's getting anxious, he's even showing his Sharingan."

"Huh? Why are you posing like that..."

The world should just end already!

Everyone must die!

Chidori!