I really don't want to be reborn.

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"While I admit you're cute, using the author's own cuteness as a basis for character design is a bit..."

Unfortunately, Kirino seized on one word and said somewhat awkwardly, "Don't, don't always say things like 'cute'."

No, no, no, you look really cute when you're shy and awkward right now.

My sister has been getting sweeter and sweeter lately, the kind of sweetness that could give you diabetes.

"I think the name Rino is alright."

Anyway, please don't call me Yukino.

"That dead cat always says things like 'the protagonist is like a projection of yourself, it's disgusting'—what does she know? Learn about empathy."

Kyosuke Kosaka didn't say anything, thinking to himself that when he was playing the role of transference, you were still wearing open-crotch pants. But his sister was so blunt in putting herself in the novel, she really wasn't ashamed at all!

This is commendable.

Okay, let's take a look at the character design of the female protagonist, Rino.

She is straightforward and innocent.

She values love very much, but is also easily hurt. She has a super cute younger sister.

Straightforward and innocent?

In other words... stupid?

That aligns with the values of middle school girls today.

But with this super cute younger sister setting—is it really okay to expose the author's peculiar fetish like this?

(I, as an author, never do this!)

And then, the younger sister's name is Shiori...

My boyfriend's first name is Zhe—he's a bit rough around the edges, but can be quite gentle at times. Because it's his first time dating a girl, he often feels awkward and unsure of himself.

Ending: He was suddenly run over and killed by a large truck while walking on the road.

Kyosuke Kosaka opened his mouth, unsure of what to say about this depressing ending. Do female writers often find themselves wanting to kill the male characters in their novels?

He continued reading.

Boyfriend number two, named Asheng—32 years old, the young president of a newly established company, who is actually already married and a lolicon.

He's really good in bed.

She looks cute in a suit.

Although his relationship with the female lead was just a hobby, he occasionally wanted to take it seriously, wanting to feel like a mature man, but he was always being manipulated by her...

"Wait a minute, didn't you say the female lead was very innocent? How come the character suddenly doesn't match? Did you hire a ghostwriter, Kirino? You even need a ghostwriter to write an outline?"

"Stop rambling, read it first and then we'll talk!"

Boyfriend #2 ending: He is caught having an affair by his company and wife, so he abandons the female lead, but his social status is completely destroyed. Should he commit suicide?

Kyosuke Kosaka was speechless at how bizarre and childish this logic was. A successful social person and a top-grade girl, who was messing with whom?

Just how unaware is Kirino of the difference between the two?

Actually... the most important thing is the "lolicon" attribute!

It's clear that being a lolicon comes with risks.

Boyfriend number three, his name is Ah Jun—the one he ended up with.

"Oh, the chosen one? I'll have to take a closer look."

Kyosuke sat on his sister's bed, the girl's soft body beside him. The siblings' affection was warm and comforting, and it should have been a heartwarming feeling, but the more he looked at her, the colder he felt.

This novel outline is truly toxic.

The male lead is a super handsome guy with blond hair. He is the top student in the whole school and the captain of the soccer team. His family is rich, but he is poor because he doesn't want to use his parents' money.

In my second year of high school, I worked as a reader model for a magazine, but I spent all the money I earned on the band. I was the lead singer and also played the guitar...

"This can no longer be called a 'normie'; if this kind of 'normie' exploded, it would be almost like a nuclear bomb."

Following the character descriptions, the outline of the entire story is listed in bullet points.

The story begins with her boyfriend being hit and killed by a truck, followed by her relationship with the lolicon company president, which ends in being dumped, and then, due to despair, she turns to compensated dating...

What kind of bird is this female lead?

Kyosuke Kosaka didn't want to watch anymore, but his sister would be angry if he didn't, so he frowned and continued—Rino had a new encounter with Jun, the male protagonist of her true love, who was very gentle, handsome, and an impeccable person. He scolded Rino for her prostitution and tried to stop her from going down that path.

"That's so boring. If the story developed into Ah-Jun turning to cross-dressing and prostitution because he was short of money, and then meeting and falling in love with Rino, working hard in prostitution and becoming a model couple in the industry, how inspiring would that be..."

After Kyosuke finished speaking, his younger sister grabbed his neck and shook him.

Kirino's unique scent made him close his eyes involuntarily. The scent was warm and milky, like a spring meadow, and smelling it brought a sense of peace and contentment.

Kyosuke smiled and said, "To be honest, I almost died from the poison just now. Now I understand why Black Cat hates mobile phone novels so much."

He continued reading with the spirit of the ancient Shennong.

Rino finally opened her heart and began to seriously date Jun. From then on, she stopped engaging in compensated dating and started living her own life seriously.

But one day, Ah Jun was hit by a car and jumped into a Korean drama, where he lost his memory.

Losing his memory is no big deal; even with his memory gone, Jun falls in love with Rino again. Then one day, Rino is raped...

"..."

He took a deep breath and regained some blood.

Even so, Jun still loves Rino and constantly comforts and supports her. But one day, Jun is diagnosed with leukemia.

Rina felt extremely lonely because Ah-Jun was hospitalized, and finally couldn't resist cheating on Ah-Jun with his best friend...

Kousaka Kyosuke: "..."

Well, even the incredibly mentally strong Kyosuke Kousaka was a little stunned at this point—could there be a worse story? Could there be a more disgusting female protagonist?

"I can't stand it anymore! I'm going to call Kasumigaoka to comfort myself."

No, no!

Kirino hugged his neck, hanging like a koala: "Watch it, watch it, anyway, the ending is good."

The ending written in the outline is—

After learning of his friend's betrayal, Ah-Jun decides to step aside and let them be together, but Rino realizes that she still loves Ah-Jun and stays by his side.

The male protagonist's friend died in a car accident.

This ending is so good, so good.

"Kirino, what are you going to call your story, 'The Legend of the Bitch'?"

"Hey, you said something really offensive!"

Kirino got a little angry, then thought for a moment: "I haven't decided yet, but it has to have the word 'sister' in it."

"You'd better not insult that word. But this Rino's sister only exists in the setting; she hasn't appeared even once in the story outline."

"She's a super important character in Volume 2!"

So there was a second bucket of shit... Volume Two, huh?

Sure enough, for normal men, such novels are almost no different from excrement, and it's probably the same for women when it comes to harem novels aimed at men.

"I always felt that the female lead was cursed. I felt that sleeping with her would lead to terrible misfortune. How could such a causal weapon go into compensated dating? That's too dangerous."

He turned to the last page.

After a bout of sobbing, Rino and Jun decide to spend their last days together.

After all, it's leukemia, so this is probably the only possible outcome—wait!

"In the end, the power of love triumphed over the illness, and the two had a perfect ending..."

Kyosuke Kosaka nearly coughed up blood: "What is this?! Comedy or tragedy? This is clearly a farce!"

"This is a pure love drama!"

In the eyes of women, whether it's an affair or compensated dating, as long as they remain loyal to their boyfriend in the end, it's considered "pure love."

This kind of scenario is probably the standard thinking of Japanese junior high school girls in this era. Unfortunately, Kyosuke Kousaka, whose life values are essentially Chinese, would never agree with it.

"Pure love—is this perhaps impure love? The kind of impure love that's white and muddy?"

He pinched his sister's cheeks and started pulling them apart, sneering, "Pure love my ass! If you dare to imitate this female lead, I'll beat you to death!"

Kirino begged for mercy, secretly delighted to see her brother's exasperated expression.

"It won't turn out like that!"

—As he said this, his eyes were filled with a gentle recklessness and a playful solemnity.

She will do it.

Be the best and most wonderful Kirino Kousaka in his eyes.

"Am I a good boy? You deserve a reward."

As a reward for writing a complete outline, Kirino crawled into her brother's bed again that night.

She also became well-behaved when she slept.

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This chapter isn't filler, because I'm going to go out and gather material for this novel outline.

Actually, I think it would be great if the president of the lolicon company were the main character.

Please, everyone!