Shota is surrounded by monsters!

"Yes, boss."

"So, didn't we agree last night that this would be the last time? Did you drink it all so quickly?"

Shota looked at the dejected Snake Princess sitting in front of him and lectured her, "Didn't I say something wrong? A bottle of yogurt contains a billion active lactic acid... oh no, active spermatophores. If you drink it all in one go, do you want to produce a billion eggs?"

"Will not."

Snake Princess shook her head dejectedly and said, "Because I used it wrong, I wasted so much delicious rice water... yogurt."

"So, please give me one last bottle of yogurt, just one last time!"

"How to use it?"

Shota asked in return, somewhat puzzled, "Besides drinking it, is there any other way to use this stuff?"

"If it's yogurt, it definitely needs to be received in that place, right?" Snake Princess's exposed half of her face was slightly flushed as she said, "It's that one, that one."

Shota was still confused.

"Tail……"

"Tail?"

What does a tail have to do with yogurt? Shota pulled his tail up to his eyes and asked, "What's wrong with my tail?"

"Because the tail is the cloaca."

Snake Princess licked her lips as she looked at Shota's tail and said, "Of course, we'll put the yogurt in there..."

"..." Upon hearing what the Snake Princess said, Rea quickly covered her face, not daring to look at Shota's tail.

"Hey, hey, that's a snake, Rea, not me!" Shota quickly grabbed his tail and held it up to Rea, explaining, "I don't have a hole on my tail! No, or rather, I don't have a hole at all!"

Shota was telling the truth; for gluttons, the function of excretion is completely superfluous. Because they can digest anything, Shota doesn't care at all even if people describe him as a bottom.

Because he doesn't have a chrysanthemum, he's destined to never be a bottom in this life.

"Shota...pervert!"

The innocent Rei hid in her room, covering her face.

"..." Shota curled his lip indifferently; Rea himself wasn't in a position where he didn't need to relieve himself. But Mashiro...

"All of them."

Mashiro muttered something and then continued drinking her juice.

In a sense, Mashiro is the real pervert.

"So... please give me just one last bottle of yogurt!"

The Snake Princess respectfully pleaded with Shota, "I will cherish it."

"..." Having no other choice, Shota handed one of the last two bottles of yogurt in the refrigerator to Hebi-hime, saying, "Here you go."

As for what the Snake Princess will do next, Shota still harbored a sliver of impure speculation.

"Thank you so much. I will never forget your kindness."

The Snake Princess gratefully accepted the yogurt with both hands, but she hesitated for a moment and then looked at Shota's tail.

"Could you please smear yogurt all over your tail and mate with me?"

"..."

Shota stood up, grabbed the snake princess by her nipples, lifted her up, and threw her outside his door.

"No delivery!"

Although Shota really wanted to try it out, he knew perfectly well that Rea was definitely hiding behind the door, eavesdropping on what was happening outside. If he did that, the pure and noble image that Shota had painstakingly built up in front of Rea would definitely collapse.

"Ugh, that snake woman is such a hassle..." Shota sighed, then suddenly remembered something else.

I forgot to take off her sunglasses to check.

Seriously, isn't she a water snake? Not a cobra, so why does she always wear glasses?

"Um, Shota-kun?"

Rea suddenly came out of the room and said somewhat awkwardly, "The tail, is it really just a tail?"

"...Of course. For me, the tail is something that helps me control my balance and increase my strength."

Shota knew that Rea used to like grabbing her tail like Mashiro did, so he tried to explain, "Mammals are different from them."

"Is the Taotie... a mammal?"

"...Who knows?"

"Then, how was Shota born?"

Shota paused slightly when he heard Rea's question.

He didn't remember much about what happened right after he was born, or rather, he had no memories of those things at all. But looking at the beginning of his memories, his father did indeed consider that day his birthday.

Oviparous? That's impossible. I have no recollection of eating eggshells.

Viviparous birth? That's even more impossible; otherwise, he would have seen his own mother.

Wait, how do Taotie reproduce again?

Shota's mind was still somewhat hazy about these things; some things he would only suddenly understand after he grew up.

Surely it's not like... I was born from my own father, is it?

It seems that among yokai, there isn't a rule that only females can have children...

No, no, that's absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible!

Shota would never admit that he might have the ability to have children.

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Chapter 80. Awakening

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"You're awake?"

"Ah."

"The recovery is a little faster than I expected."

Shota said to Senjougahara on the other end of the phone, "But I can't go there to visit her, can I?"

"It's just a routine notification." Senjougahara's voice, delivered over the phone, was tinged with emotion. "I have some other things to attend to."

"Beep, beep—"

She didn't even give him a chance to say goodbye. Truly worthy of being called the Queen of Senjougahara.

Shota casually tossed the phone onto the table, then lay down on the tatami mat, staring blankly at the ceiling.

It's the weekend again, and Yomi Isayama, who had been in a coma for a week, has finally woken up. However, Shota was a little surprised when he received Senjougahara's call, or rather, he had no idea that Senjougahara would specifically call to inform him of this.

To be honest, due to various things these past few days, Shota hasn't paid much attention to Yomi Isayama's situation. If he had to say, he only thinks about Yomi Isayama's situation when he thinks about the Sesshoseki.

"Rei, should we go and offer our condolences? After all, we know each other."

“Shota-kun can handle these matters. If it's bothering you, then we shouldn't go. After all… there are other people in the countermeasures office…”

Rei frowned slightly. She only had a slight interaction with Huang Quan, and she always felt uneasy when she saw other exorcists—because they also looked at her with hostility.

"Hmm... Let's go check it out this afternoon. If no one's there, we'll go in and take a look. If someone is there, we'll just bring the things to her."

Shota nodded and made his judgment.

"Well then, Huang Quan, although I'm a little sorry, I'll get straight to the point."

Headmaster Jinguji sat by Yomi's bedside, looking at Yomi, whose face was half-bandaged, and said, "If you don't want to answer, you don't have to. If it's YES, skip once; if it's NO, skip twice."

Huang Quan's vocal cords have been completely destroyed, and now he can only convey simple information through his fingers.

"Do—"

Huang Quan tapped lightly.

"I checked the call logs. On the day you got injured, was it Ming who called you out?"

"Do—"

"Are you being asked to help him exorcise the spirit?"

"Do. Do."

"Is it something work-related?"

"Do, do."

"Personal matters?"

"Do, do."

Seeing this, Chief Jinguji changed his questioning approach, asking, "Did you kill Mei Isayama?"

Upon hearing this question, Huang Quan hesitated for a moment, then slammed his fist on the table.

"Was it because of the mission that you had no choice?"

"Do—"

"Doesn't it have anything to do with personal feelings?"

"Do—"

"Let's change the subject..."

"Bam—"

Just then, the door to the ward was suddenly pushed open, and Izayama Yu burst in, looking at Huang Quan on the bed and saying, "Do you hate Ming?"

"You hate Ming because you were taken from the position of family head?!"

Enraged by the loss of her daughter, Isayama Yu drew her sword and pointed it at Isayama Yomi, saying, "Did you kill her because you hated her?"

"answer me!"

Of course, Yomi couldn't answer his question. Just as Isayama Yu's anger reached its peak, Tsuchimiya Kagura suddenly burst in, silently gripping her sword and staring at Isayama Yu.