Shota is surrounded by monsters!

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"Please help me investigate our school!"

Chapter 55. It's very difficult to turn a man into a woman.

"investigation?"

After hearing Rea's words, Shota repeated them and then asked, somewhat puzzled, "How do we investigate?"

"Because I'm really stupid, I can't tell which are monsters, which are humans, and which are exorcists, so I need Shota-kun to go to school and help me see which people I should avoid."

Rea moved closer to Shota's body to better hide under the small black umbrella. The two, who maintained a distance between opposite sexes that was almost reserved for lovers, were stared at by all the students of Sanka Girls' Academy with curious, intense, and other kinds of gazes.

It felt like being locked up in a zoo for visitors.

"Sure, I can. At least my nose is pretty sensitive."

Shota was quite good at this kind of thing, but there was still a very troubling question: "How do we investigate?"

"Oh, of course we'll go inside the school to investigate."

Rea brushed her hair behind her ear, half-closed her eyes, and said with her head down, "Wouldn't it be more convenient to go inside?"

"That's true. But aren't you an all-girls school?"

For Shota, asking for a day off to go to the hospital for a follow-up appointment was incredibly easy. However, the prestigious girls' academy, Sanhua Girls' Academy, was clearly not as lax as his own school. Just a short while after standing at the gate, a scary-looking old woman kept scanning Shota, as if she were treating him like a criminal suspect.

"It's not that easy for boys to get in, is it?" Shota thought for a moment and added, "Maybe he could become a male teacher?"

"All the teachers at our school are women. I think the only man is the vice principal, right?"

Rei thought for a moment and said, "After all, it's an all-girls academy. It wouldn't be good if there were a few male teachers."

"That's true. Nowadays, not many teachers go to class with the intention of teaching others what's good for them. Especially male teachers, you can tell what kind of person they are just by looking at the type of school they teach at."

"What kind of control?"

Mashiro and Rea both uttered a question at the same time.

"There's no need to go into detail about that." Shota smirked and said, "How about we transform into miniature form and sneak in?"

"No way."

Rea shook her head vigorously, saying, "There are surveillance cameras everywhere in the school, and things like cats and dogs will be forcibly deported if they are discovered."

Forced deportation...that sounds pretty serious.

Shota was in a dilemma; this wasn't right, that wasn't right, so how was he supposed to investigate?

"If Shota-kun doesn't mind, we can change clothes."

"Changing clothes?"

"Change into women's clothing..."

"puff."

Shota pointed to his face and said, "Can my face turn into a woman's?"

Honestly, Shota has absolutely no potential to be a cross-dresser.

"A little makeup will do the trick. We've taken makeup classes."

Reiya said earnestly, "It really can."

"No, no, this is absolutely not allowed." Shota shook his head like a rattle drum, saying, "This is absolutely not allowed. I hate skirts and stuff like that."

Reiya School's uniform is a standard sailor suit with a short skirt. However, the white uniform with purple trim looks more luxurious than those of other schools, and the details and workmanship are much better. Even the feel of it is unlike something you'd find at a cheap street market for a few hundred yen; it's incredibly smooth, making Shota almost instinctively move his hand away…

Well, this is just the feel that Shota accidentally experienced while Rea was eating breakfast this morning.

Even so, as a male, he can tolerate running around naked in his underwear, but it's hard to accept wearing a skirt over his underwear. More importantly, to match the skirt, Shota had to shave off all the barely noticeable leg hair on his calves.

What man in any world wouldn't have any leg hair at all?! Shota's body hair is light blonde!

Although shaving leg hair is not a difficult thing for most people to accept.

But Shota isn't human, he's a wild beast. Do you expect a boar or a cat to shave its leg hair?

So, skirts are absolutely out of the question!

"Please, Shota-kun~"

Rei launched a pleading attack.

"No, no. I'm a real man."

"Please, Shota-nii~"

Mashiro also joined in the fun, and for some reason, she also found cross-dressing quite interesting.

"Don't join in the fun."

Shota tapped Mashiro on the head, then said to Rea, "Although I really want to help you, no, or rather, I'd love to help you, I just can't accept cross-dressing."

"Shota-kun! Is it that you can't accept skirts or women's clothing?"

"Well... fundamentally, I can't accept skirts."

Shota discussed the issue earnestly, saying, "Because I usually wear boxer shorts, wearing a skirt would immediately expose me. If it were possible to not wear a skirt, I would consider helping you."

"..."

Seeing Shota discussing this issue so openly, Rea became somewhat restrained. She lowered her head, not daring to look into Shota's eyes, and even less daring to look at his lower body. Finally, she could only look straight ahead and said, "Actually, I have a way to solve the skirt problem."

"What method?"

"You can wear sportswear. If your school uniform gets damaged, you can wear sportswear to school."

Rea explained, "I just happened to bring my workout clothes to your house with me."

Shota has been checkmated.

Back home, Rea hurriedly took out a cosmetic box and a set of sportswear—a very ordinary set of sportswear, a long-sleeved jacket and pants, and of course a matching full-length T-shirt and athletic shorts, but of course, she wouldn't take out the things that Rea herself wore next to her body and put them on Shota.

Fortunately, sportswear is relatively unisex, so Shota didn't resist wearing the clothes, which were obviously a size too small; he just looked quite comical.

"Haha."

Shota chuckled happily and said, "It's too small. Wearing it would definitely expose me."

"Um...it's okay."

Rea took out her small cell phone, dialed her home number, connected with the head maid, and then gave an order.

ten minutes later……

"So fast!"

Shota was very surprised that the maid appeared at his door so quickly, even though it would take 30 minutes to get to Sanka's house by car.

"Helicopter."

After saying a curt remark, the head maid respectfully handed a bag of clothes to Remi, saying, "Is there anything else you need, Miss?"

"Hmm...not for now. I'll contact you again later."

Rea checked the contents of the bag, dismissed the head maid, and handed it to Shota, saying, "Since that school is owned by my family, we have school uniforms and tracksuits in every size. Shota-kun, this one should be fine, right?"

"..."

Was it really necessary to go this far, Rea!

After putting on the slightly purple tracksuit that matched his school uniform, Shota rested his chin on his hand and said, "Even if you can put on makeup to change your face, you can't change your voice or your sexual characteristics, right?"

"No problem, I've already come up with a complete solution."

Rea racked her brains to make Shota a girl, so how could she overlook such a problem that everyone would think of?

"Thump thump thump~~"

Rea helped Mashiro up, adding a voiceover for Mashiro's entrance, saying, "Mashiro can handle all of these things."

"Ah."

Mashiro nodded. Having received Rea's guidance, she knew what she should do and what she could do. Doing that kind of thing was not at all forced on Mashiro.

"Mashiro? If Mashiro is useful, then just send her to investigate."

Although he was heartbroken, Shota still revealed Mashiro's biggest weakness.

"Shota-kun, never underestimate Mashiro-chan!"

Rei explained to Mashiro, "As a slime, Mashiro-chan can be a super excellent slime."

"Uh-huh."

Everyone likes to hear nice things, and Mashiro is no exception.

“I don’t deny that. My Mashiro is indeed the most unique slime.” Shota tugged at his clothes and said in a challenging tone, “The problem is how to solve the voice issue. As for the Adam’s apple, I can reluctantly eat it first and then spit it out later. Okay, my breasts can hold two apples, although they don’t feel very good and they fall off easily… Let me make it clear first, I will not buy silicone breast implants to wear.”

Shota must block Rea's escape route, leaving her with no way out.

"No problem, none of these are problems. As long as we have Mashiro-chan, nothing is a problem."

"Then tell me, how can Mashiro help me?"

"Combined!"

"puff!"

Upon hearing Rea's words, Shota burst out laughing, and after a long pause, he finally managed to say, "Even having sex can't change your gender."

"Uh." Rea didn't understand the hint in Shota's words and asked in return, "What is 'papapa'?"

"This, that..."

Shota scratched his cheek and said, "Let's not talk about that for now. I want to ask you what you mean by 'fusion'?"

"It's just a very ordinary physical union."

Rei naively answered Shota's question.

"Isn't that just sex?"