God-level veteran driver of crossover anime

"Kaguya?! What are you doing here?!"

Samukha was immediately startled. He hadn't expected that even after his rebirth, someone would still recognize him! When he opened his eyes, he was even more astonished! Standing before him was none other than Kaguya, the very person he had been searching for and longing for! He hadn't seen Kaguya before his death, but now he was seeing her under these circumstances!

"I never expected to meet you at this time. Come on, I'm just an ordinary person now. Kill me. I can die in peace if I die by your hand."

After the initial shock, Samukha suddenly revealed a bright smile, and calmly opened his arms to Kaguya, exposing all his vitals to her, including his penis, and looked completely resigned to his fate.

Why did you betray me? Betray the Third Fortress? Betray God!

Kaguya didn't step forward to stab Samukha. Instead, she stared at Samukha with extremely cold eyes, even carrying a sharp killing intent. She could never forgive Samukha's betrayal! It could be said that Samukha had personally shattered her faith!

"Heh heh, betraying God? You wouldn't believe me even if I told you. That thing beneath the shrine isn't a god at all, but a demon from another dimension. He was originally sealed in a rift in spacetime, but somehow he entered our world. Demons are masters of deception and lies, so he lied to everyone, providing him with the power to restore his strength and break the seal. Every generation of your priestesses' leaders will eventually have all their power drained by that disgusting demon when they are at their youngest and most beautiful, becoming his food. Priestesses are nothing but a bunch of livestock bewitched and raised by demons! Sigh, honestly, even if I told you to slander your god, you wouldn't believe me."

"No, I believe it, because I tore that demon apart with my own hands, and I have rediscovered my faith, and I have given him everything, including my first time."

Faced with Kaguya's questioning, Samukha immediately gave a self-deprecating sneer and subconsciously told Kaguya the truth he knew. After speaking, he shrugged, as these words were utter nonsense to the fanatical Kaguya.

However, to Shenmuhaza's surprise, Kaguya calmly accepted what he said and told him about the demon being torn to pieces and how she had rediscovered her faith. She smiled from the bottom of her heart, her eyes filled with fervor.

While Samukha was in a daze, Kaguya's expression suddenly turned strange. With a mocking smile, she glanced at Samukha's penis and said with a sneer, "By the way, it's a good thing I never chose you, because even if I were with you, I wouldn't be sexually happy. Your thing is too small."　

The Samukha were instantly in an uproar!

"What did you say?!"

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My thoughts on the nth time it's been released!

Hello everyone, I'm a pure 16-year-old author!

To all the readers who have made it this far, whether you are a passenger or a driver, I sincerely wish that your penis grows 10cm longer!

A heartfelt thank you to all the readers who have given generous donations and subscribed to the official version!

Special thanks to my editor, Fengyun! Without his protection, this whole thing would have collapsed! PS: I didn't just throw in all those torrents and resources for nothing!

Ahem! Next, let's talk about the book "The Veteran Driver"!

Actually, when I first started writing six years ago, I was writing original fantasy novels. After completing four million-word works, I remained unknown. Two years ago, someone dragged me to Feilu to start writing fanfiction. Initially, I wrote Naruto fanfiction, and I occasionally discovered that "driving" (or "driving" in a suggestive way) could increase subscriptions and interactions, and from then on, I couldn't stop! My previous work, "The Puppet Master," was my first work where I officially started "driving." One day, I unexpectedly discovered that while writing innocent scenes, I received a double buff: [200% faster typing speed!] (MISSING) and [100% higher concentration!] (MISSING)! Then I realized that I had finally found my long-dormant divine talent… and thus embarked on a high-speed driving journey. This book, "Old Driver," is my first licensed and legitimate car! That's right! You're riding in a legitimate car! Not an unlicensed one!

Actually, I was quite nervous when I first started writing this book. After all, the content was too innocent, and I was afraid of making a mistake. But as it turns out, after experiencing the puppeteer's many mishaps, I found the driving techniques to avoid making a mistake!

Here I'm going to laugh out loud three times to tell those scumbags who wished me a car crash! I've officially registered the car and even driven it on the highway!

Alright, enough of the nonsense. Let's get down to the book's main purpose. First of all, the main villains in the original story will be remade into good guys or heroes forced to join the Liangshan bandits. The protagonists, on the other hand, will be the despicable, shameless, vile, treacherous, and scumbag villains. This is toxic, so proceed with caution!

Secondly, this pure author can only guarantee three things regarding accepting female characters: First: I will only write ecchi and hentai anime, absolutely no serious anime, and I'll push the boundaries of decency to the extreme. Second: I will not accept non-virgins, the only exception being married women, but even that is not considered under normal circumstances; I have a strong aversion to such characters. No sluts! No sluts! No sluts! I'm saying this three times because it's important, so please don't ask me to accept sluts anymore, thank you! Third: Passengers under the age of 18 must be accompanied by a parent or guardian! Take care of your nutrition, young man!

Finally, I have a wish: that the first batch of passengers will exceed 3000! That means the first three thousand orders! Amen!

Ten chapters released on the first day of release!

No time to explain! Get in the car! Beep! Smooth, pure, cute, and handsome driver card!

Chapter 51 will be available on June 6th.

Samukha was clearly stunned, not expecting Kaguya to agree with him. What drove him even crazier was Kaguya's last sentence! Samukha had given everything to win Kaguya's heart, only to end up with nothing. And now Kaguya was telling him that he had torn that demon apart, rediscovered his faith, and most importantly! You even gave me your virginity?!

This kind of shock is like having a junior sister you've known every day and are familiar with, whose every habit and action you've had a crush on for over ten years, suddenly telling you with a big belly: "Senior brother, please help me name my and Master's child!" It's just as melodramatic!

"What did you say?! Cough cough!"

Shamuha was furious. The Heart Gu, which was transforming into a real heart, suddenly twitched violently, cracks appeared, and blood dripped out. He immediately knelt down, staring intently at Kaguya, clearly having suffered 10,000 points of real damage!

"He means that the farewell is over, and you can go die now."

Just as Shamuhaza knelt down, Lin Qi appeared behind him. The dagger in his hand pierced straight through the not-yet-fully-healed wound on Shamuhaza's back and into the cracked heart-gu. Learning from the lesson that Chloe and Akizuki Kozo had taught Lin Qi before their deaths, this time, after piercing Shamuhaza's heart, Lin Qi immediately made a horizontal slash, cutting open his heart before flying backward. At the same time, he threw a poisonous fang knife, accurately pinning it to Shamuhaza's brow as he turned his head.

"you……"

Samukha was clearly surprised that someone was behind him. His gaze towards Lin Qi was filled with shock and anger, but it was too late to pursue. The rupture of the Heart Gu had drained him of all his strength. In his hand, a grotesque Gu worm with a spider-like face remained unreleased. This Gu worm was no ordinary Gu! It was a new Gu worm cultivated after absorbing the power of the demon beneath the shrine—the very same Gu worm called "God" that was supposed to be sent into Kaguya's body!

It's clear that what Samuhaza said to Kaguya before was all a lie; he wanted to lure Kaguya close so he could implant a Gu worm in her!

"By the way, I'm glad I never chose you, because even if I were with you, I wouldn't be sexually happy. Your thing is too small."

Shamuhaza used all his strength to try to open his palm and let his last Gu worm fly out, but at this moment, Kaguya's mocking and cold words attacked, and these words became the final blow, dealing another million points of true damage to Shamuhaza and instantly killing him!

The power that Samukha had painstakingly accumulated erupted in anger, but instead of opening his five fingers, he reflexively clenched his fist!

"Snap!" "Squeak!"

With a loud bang, the Gu worm in Shamuhaza's hand let out a piercing scream and was completely crushed by him!

"puff!"

Shamuhaza stared at his hands, which were covered in sticky fluid, and suddenly spat out a mouthful of green venom. He fell straight back to the ground, his eyes wide open in anger, dying with his eyes wide open!

The Venom Fang throwing knife was poisoned, and it was a male-specific poison personally concocted by Qiuyue's father! Although using it on the half-dead Shamuha was a bit of a waste, Lin Qi still used it without hesitation!

You dare to lay a finger on my woman! Even if I die, I won't let you die like a man!

"Kaguya! You've done well. Now I'll take my pleasure with you! I'll accept your boudoir!"

Lin Qi didn't rush to approach Shamuhaza's corpse, fearing that it might rise from the dead again. Of course, another reason why Lin Qi didn't approach Shamuhaza's corpse was that he didn't receive a system notification for killing someone of a higher level!

Immediately, Lynch bypassed Samukha's corpse, stood in front of Kaguya, and shouted loudly at Samukha's corpse while forcefully slapping Kaguya's buttocks, making a crisp "slap! slap!" sound!

"puff!"

For Shamuhaza, his greatest obsession was Kaguya's Lotus Flower. When Lin Qi brought this up in front of Shamuhaza's "corpse," coupled with the "slap! slap!" sound, Shamuhaza's corpse twitched again, and a large amount of green poisonous blood spilled from the corner of his mouth. His heart Gu was also completely shattered, and a black Gu worm, as thin as an arrow, kept writhing in the green poisonous blood before quickly stopping its struggle.

This was the last Gu worm that Samukha had hidden in his teeth. He had been forcibly keeping himself alive so that he could ambush Lin Qi or Kaguya when they got close, but he didn't expect that even this last move would not be of any use.

"Ding! You have killed a level 3, level 9 Gu Poison Master, gaining 450 experience points and 39 kill points. You are currently in the novice stage and will not receive any rewards for now."

The system notification for killing a higher-level enemy only sounded after Shamuhaza's heart shattered. Only then did Lin Qi dare to approach and loot the corpse. It has to be said that these third-level NPCs are incredibly tenacious, always remaining alive even after death, making Lin Qi extremely cautious when looting their corpses.

"Heart Gu Egg: Special. Activated with blood, after 72 hours of parasitism, a Heart Gu can be obtained. The parasitized person's maximum health is permanently reduced by 5%! (MISSING) All attributes are reduced by 20%! (MISSING) for 24 hours. Heart Gu: Permanently consumes 1% of maximum health. Equipping the Heart Gu will revive the character on the spot 30 seconds after death, with all attributes reduced by 50%! (MISSING) for 30 minutes. Cannot be used by the person who cultivated the Heart Gu. After successful equipping, in the inactive state, one worm egg will be born every 240 hours."

"Damn it! You're supposed to be a level 9 boss at the third tier, how can you be so poor! What a waste of your level! What a waste of your title as a Gu Poison Master! Since you're so poor, don't blame me for whipping your corpse!"

After looting the corpse, Lin Qi immediately started cursing. Shamuhaza, a dignified Tier 3, Level 9 BOSS, had only given him one item, and not even one that was immediately usable. Thinking of the legacy Chloe, also a Tier 3, Level 9, had given him, Lin Qi was immediately seized by the urge to whip the corpse! And without hesitation, he did just that! Lin Qi brutally tore Shamuhaza's corpse into four or five pieces!

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Lin Qi originally thought that since Shenmuhaza was a Tier 3 Level 9 NPC like Chloe, he should at least get a big loot. Chloe had made Lin Qi rich back then. However, perhaps because Shenmuhaza had been burned to death, all of his belongings were destroyed, and he only got one item. This made Lin Qi extremely angry!

The eggs of the Heart Gu are essentially substitute dolls, capable of dying for you once. They are typical self-serving tools that use 5% of someone else's (MISSING) maximum life to save your life. The only downside is that the cultivation method is a bit troublesome.

Although the items were good, Lin Qi was still not satisfied! As another Tier 3 NPC, Shamuha was ridiculously stingy! No equipment, no skill books, just Gu worm eggs! And even if it was eggs, at least give me all the eggs of the Feign Death Gu, Self-Healing Gu, and Divine Gu! Giving me just one is utterly worthless!

Because Samukha was too stingy, even after he died, Lin Qi did not let him go. He tore Samukha apart and threw him into the fire to be cremated. He waited until all the limbs were burned to ashes before leaving.

What Lynch was really afraid of was that Samukha might have some hidden tricks up his sleeve and come back to life. He didn't want to make the same mistake as Bolt. Speaking of which, Bolt should thank Lynch. If Lynch hadn't helped him kill Samukha, the entire Black Beast Mercenary Group would probably have faced annihilation. But then again, without Lynch, Samukha and Bolt would have cooperated quite well...

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"That's right, these wounds were indeed inflicted by the [Gemini. Phoenix Flower Knight Sword]. This sword was specially forged for the First Princess by the Arctaros family to commemorate the emergence of another female knight who would go down in history, when she became the captain of the 'Saint Iris Knights,' the main military force of the First Fortress, through her own strength. However... given the First Princess's personality and strength, why would she use infiltration and assassination as her methods? This is completely contrary to the spirit of chivalry..."

The mercenaries' temporary encampment was gradually being returned to by a large number of them. They had already heard about the incident at the camp when the shrine was engulfed in flames.

Bolt had examined the scene of Akizuki Kozo's death several times, but apart from finding wounds on his body caused by the eldest princess's sword, he couldn't find a single clue. He didn't even know how he got in. The eldest princess's methods were as professional as those of an assassin who had been walking in the dark for many years!

However, it was precisely this professionalism that made Bolt even more suspicious and doubtful. The eldest princess was able to become the leader of the First Fortress entirely because of her strength, and chivalry was her everything. That's why she chose to surrender when the nun was humiliated, because it violated the chivalry she upheld. But the eldest princess's assassination attempt was completely contrary to the chivalry she upheld. True knights always only engage in fair and square duels and would never engage in such a shameful assassination. And the eldest princess was undoubtedly a knight through and through!

"From the time I left until you discovered Mr. Qiuyue's death, who was in the entire camp? Who came in and went out?"

After a long silence, Bolt turned his gaze to the mercenaries guarding the camp and asked.

"Everyone stationed at the camp is here, and no one has come in or gone out... Wait, the wounded soldier from Soter's squad went to the Third Fortress not long after the leader left! Could it be him!?"

There were two teams left behind by Bolt to guard the camp. One of the two team leaders immediately pointed to the 24 people behind him and answered truthfully. Halfway through his sentence, his expression suddenly froze. He thought of Lin Qi leaving halfway! And he even made a fierce guess!

Bolt's eyes flashed. Although he didn't question Lin Qi on the spot, he still asked the mercenaries around him, "Has anyone seen Lin Qi?"

The surrounding mercenaries were in an uproar, looking at each other. Lin Qi was such a nobody that he was hardly noticeable, and they really didn't know him for the time being!

"Aaaaah! I'm here! What does this have to do with me?! You expect me to kill someone like this?!"

But just then, Lin Qi's panicked voice rang out from behind the group. The next moment, everyone saw Lin Qi, covered in blood-stained bandages and limping out, complaining to everyone with a look of grievance.

Where did you go before?

“I… I went to the rich area to pan for gold with everyone… Boss! You have to stand up for me! Schiller! Banbu! And Tit! They saw I was injured and stole the things I found in the ruins!”

Lynch answered Bolt's question somewhat awkwardly, but after he finished speaking, he shouted at Bolt with great excitement and grievance, naming three people in a row, as if these three people had done something to him in the middle of the night!

"Schiller! Banb! Tit! Step forward!"

Upon hearing Lynch's words, Bolt immediately shouted the names of the three men. The three men trembled and quickly squeezed out, looking at Bolt with somewhat fearful expressions.

"Did you rob Lin Qi in the wealthy neighborhood?"

Bolt could tell from the expressions of the three men that what Lynch said was basically true, but he still asked them a question.

Although Bolt allowed mercenaries to plunder the wealthy areas, he explicitly forbade them from fighting or murdering each other. In fact, it often happened that stronger mercenaries would steal from weaker ones, but the weaker ones usually didn't make a fuss, so everyone turned a blind eye. None of them expected that Lin Qi would expose this in front of so many people!

"No, no, no..."

"No way! We were just joking with little brother Lin Qi. We were just keeping it safe for him because he's still young. We were planning to return it to him when we got back. Brother Lin Qi, here's your ring, take it!"

"Yes, yes, I just saw that you had difficulty moving around, so I helped you get it back."

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Of the three mercenaries, one who seemed honest immediately panicked and denied it, another who seemed cunning returned the ring he had stolen from Lin Qi to him and even gave him a bag of gold coins as hush money. The last mercenary, seeing his companion's actions, reluctantly took out a necklace and a small bag of gold coins as instructed.

When Lin Qi saw the bag of gold coins in the two men's hands, he grinned and nodded repeatedly, looking like he had gotten a good deal. As for what exactly happened, everyone knew the truth, and the matter was left unresolved.

"If you're injured, don't run around. Everyone disperse, pack your things, and we'll set off at dawn tomorrow to prepare for a surprise attack on the fourth and fifth fortresses!"

With these people testifying for Lynch, Bolt naturally cleared Lynch of suspicion. After giving him a word of advice, he loudly announced the next action plan to the other mercenaries.

"Huh? They're launching another attack so soon!"