Tea-flavored Romance

Miss Full Moon is practicing calligraphy at home... Is she practicing the character for "kill" or the character for "death"?

"Ah, Grandpa, I'm going to the kitchen to help the aunties out... I'll let you see my cooking skills later before you decide whether you want to entrust me with making the New Year's Eve dinner..."

Master Ning, who had fled the scene of the crime in a hurry, did not have time to comfort Xuebao. He wiped his mouth and was about to leave. However, how could he escape Gu Guanxue's grasp in the Gu family? In no time, he was forced back into a corner by Xuebao, who followed him.

"Baby...why are you running?"

"Do I have one? I was just stretching my muscles... By the way, where's your kitchen? I'll go find your housekeeper and we can cook together."

The girl's smile was gentle and heartwarming. She wrapped her arms around Master Ning's waist as he tried to escape, the gesture resembling a couple in love playfully teasing each other. However, the only flaw was that the girl's small hands weren't as docile as usual; she pinched the scumbag's soft waist and smiled as she spoke:

"So, what you meant by 'I'd definitely have New Year's Eve dinner with you'... is that how it works?"

"Hiss... Xiaoxue, don't misunderstand. Didn't you hear what Elder Jiang said? It was his suggestion. I just wanted to fulfill a little wish of the old man and second it."

"But why do I feel like it was you who suggested it?" Gu Guanxue asked suspiciously, "When did you coordinate your statements with Grandpa Jiang?"

"Look at what you're saying... How could Old Master Jiang possibly fabricate a story for me? Don't you think so?" Master Ning wiped away his cold sweat and replied, "How could I possibly deserve to have the old man lie to you for my sake?"

"Hmm... I doubt you have that kind of power." Gu Guanxue released her hand with some skepticism, pouting, "I was thinking that even if you secretly arranged this, I wouldn't be able to forgive you after such a joyous occasion..."

Master Ning: ?

Ha, woman, if this wasn't a trap, I would have stripped you of my title as a master!

"How could I possibly do such a thing!" Master Ning replied righteously, "I was forced into it! I couldn't disobey the old man's wishes... Alas..."

"Why do I feel like you're being hypocritical after getting the benefit?"

"No way."

Xuebao's scrutinizing gaze swept around the room before finally settling on a sly smile: "But... you have your clever schemes, and I have my own ways to get ahead... on the day of dinner, I'll be sitting next to you, okay?"

"If you have the guts to arrange for Jiang Manyue to be by your side, then I'll respect you as a true man. I promise I won't be angry; in fact, I'll toast you!"

"A farewell drink?"

"It's hard to say! I'd also love to see what it would be like if Xiaomanyue killed you in front of so many people~"

"Hey, Miss Gu, could you please stop saying such terrifying things with that hopeful, expectant look on your face? Couldn't you just lie to me and say you would definitely save me?"

"That's not necessarily true. It depends on how exciting the show is during the New Year." Xuebao said, clenching her little fist and waving it. "Good luck, don't let me down!"

"..."

After leaving those words, Xuebao indeed stopped torturing Ning Yuan, released him, clapped her little hands, and turned to find Gu's mother and the others. Master Ning looked at Xuebao in her little devil form, feeling a surge of grief and indignation.

What a tragedy...

Hmm? It's my own fault? Then it's alright.

Xuebao's situation has stabilized somewhat for now, and she has explored a bit of the Gu family's map, but the Jiang family's map is still completely unknown, with only a corner of Jiang Xihua's room illuminated. After much deliberation, Master Ning decided to personally visit Manyue's parents with gifts.

It's all about reciprocity, that's an easy reason to come up with. Besides, if Grandpa Jiang isn't around, he and Manyue might have more opportunities to chat.

Without further ado, Ning Yuan made up his mind, took a few steps back to Xuebao's room, retrieved the tea and tickets he had brought, and quietly slipped out through the side door with the gifts. He could also go through the small door connecting the backyards of the Gu family and the Jiang family, but he thought that it would be somewhat impolite to visit elders through the back door.

So, after trying his best to avoid Xuebao and the Gu family's sight, Master Ning successfully arrived at the Jiang family's gate and luckily bumped into a lucky young man named Jiang Mufeng who was carrying a lollipop and a package and was about to walk back.

"Hi……"

Master Ning tried his best to force a kind smile, but unfortunately, his self-proclaimed kind smile looked somewhat terrifying in Jiang Mufeng's eyes. Lucky Jiang Mufeng glanced around in alarm and, upon realizing that Ning Yuan had not greeted anyone else, immediately revealed a look of despair.

Oh no, I'm doomed... I told you today wasn't a good day to go out... and this bloody disaster has really come!

"No... young man, are you that scared of me? I'm not going to eat you." Master Ning asked, quite puzzled. "What, do I look that scary?"

"Brother-in-law...please let me go." As soon as Ning Yuan approached, Jiang Mufeng trembled and suddenly started to hug his arm and cry, "Go find Jiang Muyu or Jiang Chaoyun, okay...they're at home, I'll call them out for you."

"Don't try to play this trick of switching people. I saw you do it in front of your grandfather before..." Master Ning was not about to let such an unlucky fellow go so easily. He asked relentlessly, "Although I am very pleased that you called me brother-in-law, I will not let you go until you explain why you are so afraid of me."

"Waaaaah... I'm just a child. I'm only eight years old..."

"..."

"You're eight years old?"

"Nobody believes me, not even I believe it myself..." Jiang Mufeng started to make up a story: "Brother-in-law, I'm actually your fan, you can't do this to me... If my cousin Manyue sees me arguing with you at the door, I'm afraid I won't be able to have a peaceful New Year."

"Hey... then tell me, how does your cousin, who's a full-moon sister, usually talk about me? Doesn't she know that it's easier to prevent people from talking than to stop a river from overflowing? It's better to guide than to suppress!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Mufeng immediately shook his head: "Cousin Manyue usually doesn't mention you."

"But those among us who mention you usually end up in a bad way."

Ning Yuan: "..."

"Do you want to know why?" Ning Yuan said, beckoning her hand mysteriously, "Come here... let me tell you in a low voice..."

"No...don't come any closer, I don't want to hear it!"

Jiang Mufeng shook his head frantically, almost as if he wanted to die to show that he didn't want to hear any more of their story: "The more you know, the faster you die, I understand that principle. Brother-in-law, don't try to trick me into telling you anything... Just face Jifeng honestly."

"Little Jiang... your cousin-in-law has always treated you well..."

This is only the second time we've met.

"..."

“Little Jiang, you and your cousin-in-law hit it off immediately, you two seem to have a real affinity.” Master Ning changed his tune without batting an eye: “Look, you’re calling me cousin-in-law now, so you must know about my relationship with your cousin Manyue, right?”

"Isn't that obvious? During summer vacation, Jiang Muyu and I practically bet on when you'd show up with a gift, but you didn't lift a finger the whole summer, making me lose several months' worth of allowance for nothing." Jiang Mufeng seemed quite resentful when she talked about this. Master Ning pretended not to notice and continued, "Well, since you know that my relationship with your cousin Manyue is quite close, don't you want to be the one to help me reconcile with her? That would be a very profitable deal, wouldn't it be more than your allowance for those few months?"

"This……"

Seeing that the young man was already somewhat persuaded, Master Ning pressed on, saying, "Besides, your cousin-in-law has some influence in the entertainment industry. Even if I can't give you too much money directly, I can still collect some celebrity autographs for you."

"What do I need those celebrity autographs for?" Jiang Mufeng asked, quite puzzled.

"On the one hand, you can keep it for yourself, and on the other hand, you can sell it to your classmates and friends. Isn't that a way to make money?"

Jiang Mufeng shook his head, his slightly round face full of regret: "That won't work. If they want to be fans, they can get autographs and photos. Besides, I don't need you to help me get autographs and photos... It's not that I can't do it myself, it's just that my mom won't allow it."

Master Ning: "..."

"Excuse me for asking, but was your mother a full month old...?"

"aunt."

"..."

"Sorry to bother you..."

Indeed, some people in the entertainment industry may be seen as stars by outsiders, but in the eyes of people in other circles, they are just ordinary actors.

Damn it, I fell for that fat kid's trick!

"Didn't you just say you were my fan? Can I give you an autograph and a photo?"

"Would you like to take a picture with me with my mouth crooked?" Jiang Mufeng's eyes lit up.

"will not."

"What's the point!" Jiang Mufeng waved his hands repeatedly and said, "Brother-in-law, just give up on that idea. There's no way you can buy me off. Besides, your problem can't be solved by a traitorous collaborator."

Chapter 336: Soloing the Jiang Family Dungeon!

"Then can you find me a few more traitors?"

Jiang Mufeng: "..."

“Brother-in-law, why haven’t you figured this out yet? This isn’t just about a few traitors anymore… You’ve been here for so long, running around taking care of the family. Do you think my sister is happy about that?” Jiang Mufeng said earnestly, “I’m not saying this to be mean, but you really went too far this time. What surprises me even more is that my sister hasn’t killed you yet. This means that either you hold a special place in my cousin Manyue’s heart, or she’s planning something big for you.”

"Personally, I lean towards the latter. Brother-in-law, take care of yourself and cherish life while you can!"

After saying this, Jiang Mufeng turned to leave, but Master Ning quickly grabbed his arm and said, "Wait, wait... Little Jiang... I think what you said makes sense... At this time, only you close advisors can help me solve my problems and offer advice. Remember, you are my loyal ministers, loyal ministers, this is a great achievement... Your brother-in-law will buy you a sports car, a Ferrari!"

“Actually, I prefer the Bugatti Veyron…” Jiang Mufeng paused slightly, then muttered in reply.

"A Bugatti Veyron it is." Seeing that his sugar-coated bullet strategy had succeeded, Master Ning was delighted and said firmly, "How about I get you a limited edition one!"

Jiang Mufeng hesitated for a moment, then shook his head and replied, "Forget it. Even if you gave it to me, I'm too old to open it. Besides, if my parents knew I accepted such an expensive gift from you, they'd break my legs..."

The Jiang family certainly wouldn't lack someone to deliver a sports car; it's just that their good upbringing prevents them from flaunting their wealth in fancy clothes. It's unlikely that such behavior would occur among the descendants of the two old men, Jiang and Gu.

"Oh, how could that be? We're all family, your aunt and uncle will surely understand." Master Ning continued to bewitch, his seductive voice like the song of a siren, gradually luring the hesitant traitor into the trap.

"Receiving a sports car is too high-profile, so we can accept other gifts... Even if we look at it from another angle, don't you think that with your cousin-in-law around, she won't take her anger out on you kids during the full moon celebration? That's called using your body to attract attention... If it works out, whether you can live a comfortable and carefree life in the future is all up to me, your cousin-in-law, to decide."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Mufeng's eyes lit up. He had to admit that this condition sounded very tempting. During the last summer vacation, when Ning Yuan and Jiang Manyue's relationship was gradually warming up, he had seen Jiang Manyue smiling at home more than once. Occasionally, if he said something out of turn, Manyue would just laugh it off, as if she was in a good mood and wouldn't hold it against him. Unlike now, just because he mentioned it a little when delivering the letter, she had given him a super-double reward for his winter vacation homework.

"But... what if things get exposed?"

"Then you don't need to worry. You called me brother-in-law today, so of course I have to protect you. If I don't protect you, how can I survive in the Jiang family in the future? He who wins the hearts of the people wins the world. In order to make you accept me as your brother-in-law, I would never betray you!"

Is this really true?

"So innocent it couldn't be more genuine."

"Then... what do you want me to do?"

"Lead me into the Jiang family?"

"No way. I want to be an underground spy, not a suicide squad member." Jiang Mufeng said with great dissatisfaction, "Aren't you pushing me into a fire pit? If you do that, how will I live to see the day you succeed?"

"Then you'd better find a way to get my parents to come out and bump into me," Master Ning said through gritted teeth, "I'll figure out the rest myself!"

"That's it? Okay, wait..."

Master Ning: "Is it reliable?"

Jiang Mufeng: "Our Jiang family never cheats anyone!"

That's what they said, but as soon as they exchanged contact information and escaped Master Ning's clutches, Jiang Mufeng took off running faster than a rabbit, seemingly afraid that Ning Yuan would change his mind and hold him back. Ning Yuan waited and waited outside the Jiang family's gate for a long time without seeing anyone appear. He thought he had run into another Iron Moon Gang member and immediately felt tricked. Then, still resentful, he waited at the gate for the other Jiang family juniors.

Let's hunt down those unlucky guys who cheated on my cousin's husband!

However, it turned out that although Jiang Mufeng, this chubby guy, didn't seem like a man of his word, he still kept his promise to Ning Yuan. Soon, Master Ning's phone received a text message from an unknown number, saying that his uncle, who was also Manyue's father, was about to come out, and that he should be prepared.

Master Ning immediately recognized the unfamiliar number and exclaimed that it belonged to an expert. His appreciation for Jiang Mufeng's cautiousness grew even higher. He respectfully nicknamed the new number "Infernal Affairs Number One," then put away his phone and eagerly awaited the arrival of his future father-in-law.

Not only must you pretend it's a chance encounter, but you must also pretend that you just happened to see Mr. Jiang after leaving the Gu family home with gifts. Your expression should be slightly surprised but also overjoyed. You must call him "Uncle Jiang" with full emotion and deep meaning, showing both the nervousness of a son-in-law meeting his father-in-law for the first time and the joy of meeting someone you've known for a long time...

In short, it has a very high artistic element, and no one else could have produced such a perfect performance!

Ning Yuan did not disappoint his teammate Jiang Mufeng and the expectations of countless higher-level planes. Upon meeting Jiang's father-in-law, he spontaneously uttered the words he had been holding back for so long: