The Hikigaya couple's youthful love story is definitely not a problem.

Hachiman didn't rush to answer Yukino; instead, he took the cucumber she offered.

"Want some?" Hachiman asked Rumi, holding half a stick in his hand.

Looking at the half cucumber in Hachiman's hand with a face full of disgust, Rumi didn't want to eat Yukino's saliva.

Although they are both girls, Rumi is now pure and innocent. How could Yukino possibly compare to her?

He awkwardly turned his head away; all he wanted to do now was eat meat.

You never eat fruits and vegetables, only snacks and meat. If you ever sit on the toilet for ages and stink to death, don't blame me for not mentioning it. I won't hold back—I'll be eating Yukino's cucumber with it! The juicy, crunchy texture is something Hachiman really likes.

She took a deep breath through her little nose.

Rumi looked at Hachiman with an incredulous expression.

How could he talk about himself like that?

Twelve or thirteen years old is a sensitive age for girls, as the changes in their bodies make them very sensitive mentally.

Rumi was already overly concerned about Hachiman's opinion of her, to the point that she was happy when Hachiman praised her and sad when he said something negative. Moreover, young girls are at the age when they are most concerned about saving face. If Hachiman said something like that to Yukino, there would definitely be no problem. At most, she would just laugh and scold him.

However, Rumi couldn't stand it. Although Hachiman's words were already very polite, he still meant that Rumi might have incredibly smelly excrement in the future due to unhealthy diet.

Rumi, who smelled wonderful from head to toe, couldn't bear this humiliation. With a struggle, she jumped off Hachiman's arms and glared at him with her big, unhappy eyes.

With a cold, defiant snort, Rumi scurried out of the kitchen.

Oh dear—w—, you've made her angry again.

With her arms crossed, Yukino watched Rumi's angry departure and said calmly to Hachiman, "Kids will be kids. I'd be surprised if they didn't get angry a few times a day. I'll just coax them a bit later."

Hachiman answered Yukino calmly, not feeling that he had done anything wrong.

In fact, that's what he was thinking too. If he went to comfort her right after she got angry, who knows what kind of trouble that girl would cause later.

Let her sulk on her own; at least Hachiman believes she'll eat more fruits and vegetables in the future.

While Manbu Ping continued to crunch on the cucumber, Hachiman's eyes remained fixed on the pot beside him.

How much longer until dinner? I haven't eaten anything all afternoon except for coffee, all in order to eat something you made.

I have no idea what those shops are thinking these days. Not only are their dishes so expensive, but they're also not tasty at all.

Pretending to complain about the unscrupulous shopkeeper, Hachiman was actually flattering Yukino while simultaneously answering her seemingly difficult question.

Why did Hachiman still say "oh" even though he went out to eat with Isshiki in the afternoon? It's because Hachiman felt that the food at the restaurant wasn't as good as Yukino's cooking. He not only praised Yukino's cooking skills but also made it clear that even though he went out with Isshiki, the person he was thinking about was Yukino.

Tsk~ With Yukino's intelligence, how could she not understand what Hachiman meant? Yukino clicked her tongue slightly, feeling that Hachiman not only had a strong will to survive, but was also particularly clever.

But Yukino wouldn't let Hachiman off so easily. With her almond-shaped eyes half-closed and a languid, wistful air about her, Yukino said with great regret: "Could you be silly for a couple of days a month so I can vent my anger?"

Looking at Yukino in front of him with a blank expression, Hachiman had no idea what she was planning this time.

Let's both be a little silly, otherwise it'll be a bit pointless if you make me unable to even feel jealous.

He didn't want to pay attention to Yukino. Being smart and witty isn't something you can learn later; it's an innate advantage. Why would Hachiman pretend to be crazy and act foolish? Besides, who knows, his fake jealousy might turn into real anger.

Women are all big bastards; you can't believe a single word they say, even if that woman is Yukino.

I'm afraid I won't be able to control the situation, and I might be so stupid that you might take advantage of me and kill me one day. Besides...

As if you wouldn't be jealous if I didn't pretend to be stupid. As one of the two biggest jealous people in the Hikigaya family, Yukino can be even more unreasonable than Rumi.

Hachiman can still teach Yukino a lesson if she acts like a scoundrel in Rumi, but if Yukino acts like a scoundrel...

Hachiman basically has no other options besides enduring it.

What you're saying is utterly heartless. Why do you think I'm jealous of you? If I didn't like you, I wouldn't care if you died. If you push me too far, we'll get a divorce after we have kids. Then I'll take Yui, Komachi, and Rumi and run away. Let's see what you'll do all by yourself.

Staring at Hachiman with hostility, Yukino couldn't understand what was wrong with asking him to take one or two days out of the month to pretend to be stupid and keep her company.

You're not suitable... You're a smart girl by nature, why would I pretend to be stupid to please you? I remember you said you hate self-righteous idiots, right? So I think instead of playing dumb to make you happy, I'd rather spend more time going out and having fun with you.

For Hachiman, Yukino is the epitome of intelligence and wit.

The only way to make her happy is to come up with all sorts of clever ideas, rather than pretending to be stupid and deliberately trying to make Yukino laugh.

That kind of smile is meaningless. Yukino's preciousness lies in her intelligence and innocence, and it is precisely these beautiful attributes that have always attracted Hachiman. There is no reason for him to make the person he loves most vulgar. On the contrary, Hachiman wants to make her more charming without losing her earthy nature.

I also want to go out and have more fun, but I don't have much time.

With a look of regret, Yukino said that she wanted to take Hachiman and the rest of her family to travel around the world and leave their mark in picturesque places.

But this can only remain a dream, because most of them are currently in school and it's impossible for them to fly around the world every day.

There will be opportunities in the future, but until then, you have to maintain this fairy-like state, because...

You are the best gift God has given me.

Chapter 663 Trouble and Simplicity

If it were during the early stages of their relationship, Yukino might have been happy because of Hachiman's sweet words, but now...

She was just glad she hadn't eaten the saka yet, otherwise she would probably be worrying about the cleanliness of the house again.

Forcibly suppressing the urge to vomit, Yukino stepped forward and patted Hachiman on the shoulder, saying in a consultative tone: "Let's be more normal from now on. I'm not a little girl anymore. Instead of saying things like that to me, you should go and comfort that awfully awkward guy."

Ning Yi Hachiman treated her somewhat roughly—Yukino didn't hesitate to listen to those empty words.

She usually says sweet words because she has that kind of need, but once that need is met, Hachiman's words naturally seem a bit disgusting.

What does it mean to be a gift from heaven? Yukino was willing to spend every day with him because she liked him. If it was a gift, it was because the approachable Yukino didn't look down on Hachiman that she gave herself to him as a gift.

I hate guys who thank God all the time. Yukino isn't a staunch atheist, but she's not interested in these supernatural things at all... She scratched her head a little embarrassedly. Lately, she's been interacting with those immature little girls too much, to the point that she's overlooked the fact that Yukino isn't just looking for verbal persuasion; she needs a spiritual connection with him... "You're not only ugly now, but also stupid and dull. I kind of regret deciding to marry you."

With her snow-white brows furrowed, Yukino looked at Hachiman, who seemed like a completely different person after just a few days without being disciplined. She felt that if things continued like this, she would stop liking Hachiman.

I decided to spend some time tonight re-educate Hachiman so that his ability to flirt with girls would return to its usual level. Otherwise, ordinary actions or words would have no effect on Yukino at all.

Once again, she felt disgusted with the relative who had been with her for many years. If this guy hadn't been coming to see her again, would she be troubled by these things tonight? The best way for lovers to talk is in bed. In that state, even if Hachiman buried certain thoughts in his heart, Yukino could still dig them out.

After all, Yukino had developed the ability to maintain the same slow frequency and tighten her muscles through a long period of practice. If Hachiman could resist so easily, wouldn't Yukino's efforts have been in vain? Although Yukino usually ended up lying on the bed panting with her body completely limp, she had already obtained what she wanted in the process, so it was impossible to say that she had lost to Hachiman.

However, these days, Yukino shouldn't even think about getting that feeling of soul merging through this matter.

I couldn't help but feel a little melancholy. Although there were other parts of Yukino's body that she could use, those other methods were only because she loved Hachiman. As the male, Hachiman might feel quite good, but Yukino would hardly feel anything other than nausea and the pain of her sphincter being torn.

Unfortunately, as a girl, Yukino doesn't have a prostate like that, and no matter how much lubricant she applies, Yukino is still a young woman, so her muscles inevitably suffer some minor tears.

With a listless expression, Yukino ran her fingers back and forth across Hachiman's body. She now understood why many boys said that girls were in a bad mood during their periods.

However, Yukino, who was feeling disgruntled, forgot one thing: not every girl is as incredibly erotic as her. Although Yukino's behavior was the result of her later training, and she used to be as pure as a little white flower, it was also true that Yukino's current filth was so overwhelming that even Hachiman couldn't handle it.

This is probably the principle of things turning into their opposites when they reach an extreme. Yukino, who knew nothing before, has been out of control ever since she established a relationship with Hachiman and had her Benimaru taken by Hachiman in an extremely shy state. To the point that she can now even laugh when she watches old videos.

Feeling utterly bored, Yukino sighed. Since the circumstances didn't allow it, there was nothing she could do to force it.

Yukino didn't want to see Hachiman dangling in front of her anymore, otherwise she really didn't know if she could resist the temptation.

The scent of male hormones is a deadly temptation for kittens in heat.

Adhering to the principle of "out of sight, out of mind," Yukino unceremoniously pushed Hachiman out of the kitchen.

Of course, Yukino, who was very concerned about her image, didn't want Hachiman to know what she was thinking. So, Yukino said rather dishonestly: "Go and comfort your little princess. Don't cause trouble here. If you can't eat on time later, you'll become a sinner in the family."

After saying that, Yukino kicked Hachiman in the butt without any politeness, sending him flying. Then, she turned her head away without any hesitation so he wouldn't see her flushed and burning face.

Otherwise, Hachiman would definitely be able to see something wrong from her expression, and then...

Hachiman's tail is about to stick up to the sky again.

Once he sees through her intentions, it won't be so easy for him to harm Hachiman. This guy will definitely make all sorts of unreasonable demands to make things difficult for Yukino.

Yukino, unfortunately, couldn't resist this guy's demands. Hachiman knew her weaknesses so well that even if Yukino wanted to resist, she found it difficult to muster the will to do so.

After all, her sense of shame had been almost completely worn away by Hachiman, so no matter how strange the game looked, she wouldn't have much of an opinion; at most, she would only offer a token resistance.

However, this resistance only required Hachiman to slightly move his fingers around her waist, and Yukino would completely go limp and be at his mercy.

How about... Hachiman serves me tonight? Staring blankly at the ticking numbers on the timer, Yukino couldn't help but think this. Logically, Hachiman had no reason to refuse, after all, Yukino always treated him very well, even when her facial muscles were sore and achy. So, it wouldn't be too much for Yukino to ask Hachiman to serve her in return, right? Unlike Yukino, Hachiman didn't need to use many muscle groups; he only needed his most flexible muscles to achieve his goal.

Chapter 664 You're pressing on my hair

As someone who acts on her ideas once she sets her mind to them, Yukino's drive is frighteningly high.

It's likely that Yui will continue to struggle with this, unsure of how to bring up these matters with Hachiman.

However, Yukino is different. Because she has spent so much time with Hachiman, Yukino has become as accustomed to this kind of interaction with him as she is to eating and drinking.

Therefore, the moment this idea came to her, Yukino put down the pot that was still displaying numbers.

In fact, if it weren't for the fact that Yukino was staying in the US, she wouldn't be sitting alone in the kitchen, bored, eating cucumbers and playing on her phone.

Yukino walked into the living room in a slightly hurried manner, and wearing an apron, she immediately saw Rumi and Hachiman snuggling together on the sofa.

This time, I didn't eat much.

After all, Yukino had other motives in mind.

Before Hachiman could even ask why she had come, Yukino leaned close to Hachiman's ear and whispered something in his ear.

Seeing that the two were whispering again, Rumi couldn't help but prick up her ears, wanting to listen carefully to what Yukino was up to this time.

Even though Rumi was already very close to Hachiman and Yukino, she couldn't hear Yukino's extremely quiet mutterings.

Rumi pouted, looking slightly unhappy as she stared at Yukino.

Although she didn't know what she was talking about with Hachiman, Rumi's intuition told her that she definitely had ulterior motives.

Sure, I have no problem with that, but have you really thought it through? After hearing what Yukino was thinking, Hachiman not only didn't object, but seemed a little...

I was so excited, but I don't know why I suddenly became a little scared. Maybe it was because Hachiman's behavior was too abnormal, so much so that even Yukino, who didn't think there was anything wrong with it, started to back down a little.

However, she was the one who brought this up herself. If she backed down after being scared by Hachiman, she would probably be ridiculed by that damned Hachiman for who knows how many days.

He could only grit his teeth and say that it was no problem at all. Then, feeling guilty like a girl preparing for her first time, Yukino dropped her sash and ran away, leaving Hachiman somewhat confused about what she was doing.

Scratching his head, Hachiman, who cherished wealth, really didn't understand. It was clearly her who brought this up, and judging from her enthusiastic tone just now, she had probably been looking forward to Hachiman serving her for a long time.

As a result, after Hachiman agreed, she actually ran away.

Hachiman couldn't help but marvel at how wonderful girls were, and he even started looking forward to finishing his meal.

Then he could simply blindfold Yukino.