A newbie's anime life diary

"!!!" Covering the part of her body that had been attacked, Shi Yu's face flushed slightly. Then, she finally puffed out her cheeks and ran off the bed into the bathroom.

After finally getting rid of that troublesome devil, Xuehui looked at the last person left on the bed and said, "Alright, now that you're awake, get up."

Eriri, who had been keeping her eyes closed, finally opened them after hearing Yukiteru's words. She chuckled and said, "It was so funny to see her get so frustrated."

"Now that you've had enough fun, get up!"

"...I don't want to get up. Can I sleep until noon? This bed is so comfortable!" Eriri blinked her eyes and asked ingratiatingly, while also turning around in bed a couple of times, clearly wanting to stay in bed longer.

What to do if your girlfriend refuses to get out of bed? She's probably just lazy; a good spanking will do the trick.

As soon as she raised her hand, Eriri jumped out of bed, grabbed her slippers from the floor, and rushed towards the bathroom.

"I'm a good girl, I'll get up right away!"

Then, Yukihiro heard a series of crackling sounds coming from the bathroom, as well as the noise of Utaha and Eriri arguing. It seemed that they were both fully awake.

Since it was just a quick wash, Shiyu and Eriri finished quickly. The two of them came downstairs in their pajamas and saw a huge pile of breakfast items on the table. They immediately forgot how much they wanted to stay in bed and started eating heartily.

After breakfast, Yukihira did as he had instructed, giving massages to Yukino and the others, excluding Shizuka, to relieve their fatigue.

After a series of incredibly pleasurable massage techniques, Yukino and the others all collapsed onto the sofa in extremely ungraceful postures.

Yang Nai, lounging like Ge You, said with a comfortable smile, "Xuehui's technique is great, but why do we react so strongly when he's pressing? I think the sound could be used for dubbing in an adult anime."

Yang Nai's words immediately received everyone's approval, while her willingness to do voice acting for hentai was completely ignored.

Xuehui responded calmly, "Doesn't this mean my technique is effective? Would it be better if you didn't react at all after I pressed it? That shows a lack of trust in my professional knowledge! Besides, I've only used this technique on you; others haven't had the chance to experience it!"

"If you dare give a massage to someone else, you're finished." Yukino said coldly, looking at Yukiteru. They've developed some resistance now, but they still can't help but moan during massages. What if it were another girl? Wouldn't that really lead to... you know? Wouldn't that make that girl lose all face?

Therefore, Xuehui should let them enjoy this kind of massage technique; the others are not worthy of it.

Yukino's words clearly implied something from Yukino, and Yukino immediately agreed. After all, he was a married man; he could just glance at girls in short skirts occasionally when he went out, but there was no need to pick wildflowers. Besides, the flowers at home were all top-quality roses, so why waste his time looking for them outside?

After resting for about half an hour, Yukino and the others felt much better, and the soreness had completely disappeared. So they decided to head out and explore the city. Since Yukiteru was starting work tomorrow, he and Haruno would be absent for the next two days. While they could invite that cute girl from yesterday and take them out, it would be best for everyone to go out together.

What's the favorite activity for girls when they go out?

Besides eating, of course, there's also shopping—it's all about buying, buying, buying!!!

As Xuehui drove towards the shopping mall in the city center, he could already foresee his days ahead and the amount of things he would have to send back to China.

Chapter 360: Was I Hit Up?

The group consisted of six people. Besides Yukiteru, Yono and Shizuka could also speak Chinese. Although Yukiteru and Shiwa weren't very good at speaking it, they had been able to understand some of it after studying it for a while.

As for Eriri... that girl is too lazy to learn.

"Since you all know how to do it, I'll just follow along!"

It has to be said that Eriri's idea is super simple: just follow Yukiteru and the others. They're free translators, so why not use them? She can't even speak English well, so why bother learning Chinese?

So, once they arrived in the city center, Eriri grabbed everyone around her and started asking questions about anything she didn't understand, going from one question to another.

Finally, Shiwa couldn't take it anymore. She clenched her fists and kept drilling into Eriri's temples, tormenting her while saying, "Can you be quiet for a second? I can't even go shopping in peace!"

After finally calming Eriri down, Yukiteru pulled her aside and, together with Shizuka, kept a close eye on her. Yukino and the others were finally able to enjoy a moment of peace and quiet.

"Hmm~ Eriri, you seem a bit too excited today." Looking at Eriri, who was clinging to his arm, Yukiteru asked with some confusion, "Weren't you half-dead just a moment ago?"

"Hmph, it's alright. It's just that it's rare for me to go abroad. I went to England a few times when I was little, but I can't speak English very well now, let alone when I was a child. Plus, the food there... well, it just doesn't suit my taste, so I'm never in a good mood when I go. But it's different here! The place is nice, and the food is good too. I love it! By the way, let's find an open-air drink shop to rest later. I brought a sketchbook in my bag to draw some nice scenes!"

As she spoke, Eriri gestured to Yukiteru and Shizuka-neechan with the bag on her back.

Well, it seems Eriri isn't completely overjoyed; she still remembers her job.

While strolling around with everyone, Yukiteru kept Eriri's request in mind and used his phone to check if there were any good scenic spots nearby.

As they strolled around, they moved from the outside of the mall into the inside, and Yukino and the others finally began their official goal for the day: to shop!

Although most of the big brands here are no different from those in Japan, the service experience and the surrounding environment are different. Even shopping in the same brand store can feel different.

Soon, Yukino and the others had more and more shopping bags in their hands.

Because we had to take care of Xiaojing, we didn't shop around for too long. After browsing a few decent-looking shops, we went to the restaurant floor of the mall and found a Cantonese restaurant to have a good meal.

After finishing their meal, everyone walked around the mall and came to a commercial street next to a square. There happened to be a beverage shop with outdoor seating.

After letting Yukino and the others sit and rest, and ordering them drinks, Yukiteru took Eriri to the plaza and spent some time sketching with her.

Because Eriri hadn't caused any trouble while shopping earlier and had remained quiet, even Utaha didn't object to Eriri pulling Yukiteru away for a while.

"Hmm~ I feel like Eriri tricked me. Is it just my imagination?" Utaha chewed on her straw, looking at Eriri, who was pulling Yukiteru to find the right angle, about three or four hundred meters ahead.

In response, Yang offered her own opinion: "Have you already forgotten about Eriri's suitcase? Look at her outfit today—a pleated skirt, a little sweater and cardigan, and white silk shoes—it's all very well coordinated. And there are several other well-coordinated outfits in her suitcase. I'm guessing Eriri didn't put these together herself. One or two outfits would be understandable, but all of them being so well-prepared is beyond her capabilities. Her mother probably put them all together."

Upon hearing Yang Nai's words, Shi Yu immediately remembered that when she was packing her luggage the day before yesterday, Eriri had sneaked downstairs to sunbathe and take a nap with Yukiteru. It turned out that someone was plotting behind the scenes, which was why she was so carefree!

"...There's nothing I can do. Eriri is still at the bottom of the family. She can't turn things around by herself. Let's let it go for today and deal with her tonight."

"Before I heard the last sentence, I thought you had changed your mind, but you're still the same as before." Holding her cup of coffee, Yukino looked at Utaha with a sense of relief.

Xiaojing, on the other hand, sat quietly without saying a word and continued eating.

Hmm, I got hungry again after a short while.

Just then, a strange man's voice came from beside him: "Hello~~"

Turning around, they saw a blond foreigner standing in front of them. The four of them looked at each other, and finally Yukino looked at the others and asked in English.

Okay, I was just asking for directions, asking them where there were lots of restaurants, not trying to pick them up.

After Yukino pointed out the shopping mall they had all visited earlier and told the American which floor he should go to, he thanked her for a while and then left.

What happened here was also seen by Yukiteru, who was accompanying Eriri on her sketching trip, but he didn't pay much attention to it.

Once she found her target, Eriri quickly started drawing seriously. And because it was the weekend, many parents brought their children out, so several children also gathered around to watch Eriri draw.

Eriri couldn't speak Chinese, so she just smiled and let Yukiteru handle it.

After chatting with the ladies around me, they were all amazed that I, Eriri and I, were both foreigners, yet I spoke such fluent Mandarin.

As a result, after chatting for only a short while, Yukiteru turned his head and found that another person had walked over to Yukino, and this person was obviously there to chat her up, as could be seen from the sports car parked on the side of the road.

"Tsk, you can run into this kind of thing anywhere." Shaking his head, Yukiteru glanced at Eriri, who was still drawing, and waved to the female guards who had come with the work team today to set up the full-stealth equipment and provide covert protection. He told them to keep an eye on Eriri before returning to Yukino and the others.

When Xuehui arrived behind the luxuriously dressed young man, the man was still talking non-stop: "Ladies, come have some fun with me! I'm throwing a big party today. It's your first time here, so come and join the fun, it'll be a lot of fun!"

This guy completely ignored Yukino and the others' indifferent expressions, and while talking, he showed off the million-dollar watch on his wrist, as if he was afraid others wouldn't know that he was a rich second-generation.

Even Xuehui couldn't stand this idiot's behavior. Not only did he try to flirt with her, but he also lacked any skill whatsoever.

Xuehui patted the other person on the shoulder and said to the rich second-generation who turned around with a displeased look, "Friend, you've picked the wrong person to chat up."

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When I got home, ate dinner, took a shower, and stared at the computer for an hour, I suddenly realized at seven o'clock that I hadn't written my evening update yet.

Damn it!!!

Chapter 361 Turns out he's a goofy, otaku, rich second-generation heir

Xuehui's words stunned the young rich kid.

He glanced at Xuehui, who was wearing sunglasses, and then looked at the girls sitting in their seats. He noticed that they were all nodding, which made him somewhat angry.

What the hell is this?! Are all the good cabbages being eaten by pigs these days?

Taking a deep breath, the rich second-generation looked at Xuehui and asked, "Friend, you seem quite friendly. How about this, I apologize to you all. Tell me which one is your girlfriend, and I won't say anything more. Can I invite the others instead? These days, it's really hard to find a few pretty girls on the street! And they're obviously all-natural."

“emmmmmm~~~~” Xuehui was stunned for a moment when he saw this guy who started to complain as he spoke, and he didn’t know how to respond.

I initially thought he was an annoying rich kid, but now he seems to have a strangely funny vibe.

After thinking for a moment, Xuehui looked at him and asked, "Um, have you experienced any trauma?"

When Xuehui asked him this question, the rich kid immediately got angry and said, "I get angry just thinking about this, friend. Do you know what an 'internet celebrity face' is?"

Yukiteru recognized the term, but Yukino and the others didn't. So he took out his phone, searched for it, and showed it to them while he continued listening to the guy's complaints.

"Let me tell you, I'm kind of pitiful. My family is pretty rich, but I'm strictly controlled. I can't even have a girlfriend. Back in high school, some of the girls weren't fully grown yet, but they were so innocent and pure. Unfortunately, all I did back then was have fun, and with my parents watching over me, I didn't think much about it. But after I went abroad to finish university and came back, what the hell happened? Why do all the girls in my circle look the same? Have they all gotten plastic surgery like Korean women? Even some of the rich girls I used to know have changed drastically. Sigh... I guess I'm out of touch with the times. That's why I'm a little excited to see you all today. I'm not usually like this!"

Well, Xuehui has made a preliminary assessment: this guy is a goofball, and because he's been disciplined too strictly, he doesn't even seem to have ever had a girlfriend. He also dislikes the typical "internet celebrity" faces in the current entertainment circle, so he's constantly feeling depressed.

After thinking about it, Xuehui could understand it. After all, there are all kinds of people in this world, so it's not surprising that someone like this would appear.

Seeing that Xuehui was only nodding and not saying anything, the rich second-generation was getting a little anxious and said, "Hey, say something!"

"Huh? Oh, um, you mean which one is my girlfriend, right?"

Coming to his senses, Yukiteru asked a question and then pointed at Yukino and the others, saying, "Yes, all of them."

"......ha?"

In response, Yukino and the others raised their left hands one by one. Looking at the four identical rings, the rich kid couldn't help but gasp. He looked at Yukiteru, who was smiling faintly, and said, "Friend, this is a crime!"

"Emmm~ As long as we don't get caught, isn't that fine? Besides, I've followed all the legal procedures. Oh, right, I haven't told you yet, I'm not Chinese. I'm from Japan, and I brought my family here for a vacation while I was working."

"..." Looking at Xuehui, and then at the girls who remained completely calm, the rich second-generation shook his head and said, "It really is the evil of capitalism, but your Chinese is really good. Ah, I don't care anymore, you're amazing, I'm impressed. I see you guys are resting here, you shouldn't be in a hurry, right? I'll treat you to something to eat, and by the way, let me ask you for some advice, brother."

What can I do for you?

"Girls' issues! I'm so pathetic. All I want is to find a simple, genuine girl to date, why is it so hard?"

Um... guys who've been single for a long time and have high standards are really a bit scary.

However, since someone was treating him to a meal, and the guy seemed to have a decent personality, Xuehui didn't mind chatting with him. Besides, judging from the guy's appearance, his family probably had some connections.

He nodded and said to the other person, "Okay, please have a seat. I'll go bring someone back. Oh, and order me two servings of double-skin milk pudding."

After saying that, he walked towards Eriri, which made the rich kid shake his head and turn around to order.

You have a lot of girls, that's impressive.

Back at Eriri's side, Yukiteru noticed that a large crowd had gathered around the girl again. The blonde, twin-tailed beauty sketching there naturally attracted attention. However, everyone was quite considerate, not crowding her too tightly and leaving her plenty of space.

After entering the crowd, Yukiteru went straight to Eriri's side, looked at her painting, and found that it was almost finished, so he didn't disturb her.

After waiting for five minutes, Eriri finally put down her pen and breathed a sigh of relief.