A newbie's anime life diary

"Ha..." Xuehui sighed and lowered his head. He walked up to Clare, who had already stood up, patted her head and said, "Clare, girls shouldn't lift their skirts in front of boys like that. It's bad behavior."

Xuehui felt that he needed to give this eccentric and silly little girl some simple education, otherwise, given her personality, if she encountered someone with ill intentions, she would probably be finished.

"Huh? It won't work? But Mizuki showed it to Inagami before, and Mizuki was fine with it, so of course Clare will be fine with it too!" Clare said with her big eyes wide open, looking completely bewildered.

"Um..." She glanced at the somewhat embarrassed Inuijuan, thinking that at least he knew how to be shy, and then said to Claire, "That was an accident. If it happened again, Usami would definitely not agree, so you can't do that either. This is what your senior taught you, you know?"

"Hmm... alright then, if you don't want to look, then don't. Anyway, Claire is wearing safety shorts, so nothing can be seen."

Damn it, this kid's every word and action is a scheme. I was so worried before.

But thinking about it, it makes sense. Yukino and the others always wore safety shorts to school. Although gentlemen consider these things heretical, one of the most inexcusable inventions of humankind, Yukiteru sees them as very important.

But wait, Usami Mizuki, it seems that Subaru Uchimaki saw her panties before. Recalling her actions today, Yukiteru came to a surprising conclusion.

Mizuki Usami is actually someone who doesn't wear safety shorts!

This is rare! How strange! Such a simple and shy girl doesn't know how to wear safety shorts! She has no sense of self-protection at all. It's not so incomprehensible that she likes Subaru Uchimaki, this otaku.

Nodding, after finishing his internal thoughts, Yukiteru temporarily put those matters aside and began to slowly communicate with Subaru Uchimaki and Claire. Ostensibly, he wanted to understand the current situation of the art club, but in reality, he wanted to indirectly understand Subaru Uchimaki's character.

Fortunately, these two people have average emotional intelligence, and one of them is even a goofball. Under the guidance of Yukiteru and Hachiman, who are full of crooked ideas, they were quickly understood to be pretty much the same.

After chatting for about 20 minutes, Yukino sent a message saying that the plans were finalized and it was time to prepare to leave school. Yukiteru and Hachiman bid farewell to Subaru and Claire and returned to the student council room.

After the two returned, Usami immediately said goodbye and left.

"So, how's the plan going?" Xuehui asked, looking at the girls who had finished discussing it.

Yukino nodded and said, "The first step of the plan will take place this weekend. How are you doing with your understanding of Subaru Uchimaki?"

"I've gained a basic understanding of their hobbies and how they conduct themselves. I'll tell you all about it when we get back. As for Yuihama, let Hikigaya handle that. It's about time we went home for dinner." After Yukiteru assured everyone that everything was going smoothly on his side, they all grabbed their bags and left the school.

When they got home in the evening, after dinner, Xuehui and the others sat in the living room and started talking about their previous situations. Since Xiaojing and Yangnai didn't know the details, they also explained what they were going to do.

"Sigh... Helping the art club increase its members and solving the younger members' dating problems at the same time? That's not a bad idea, but everything should be based on the premise of not affecting their daily studies." Sister Xiaojing agreed with what they were doing, but also offered her opinion as a teacher.

Yukino nodded in agreement with Shizuka's suggestion: "Of course, this is the most important aspect. So, let's start by saying that to change an otaku's attitude towards real-life girls, we need to start with the girls themselves and let them see their strengths. Simply put, they need to be attractive. Although Usami Mizuki is a pretty cute girl, we've also noticed some issues with her. Her facial expressions are too easily off-putting, and she blushes too easily. Also, her overall demeanor and style need further improvement."

Utaha continued, following Yukino's words, "So this weekend, we plan to give her a short training session."

"train?"

"That's right, in every aspect."

After hearing this, Yang Nai excitedly raised her hand: "I want to participate too!"

Hmmmm~ I hope the girl can hold on, the future looks uncertain.

Chapter 328 How are you going to spend Valentine's Day? Can you be in two places at once?

Saturday morning.

After Xuehui got up, he went out for some exercise and then started making breakfast in the kitchen.

Today's plan is as follows: Yukino and the others will go out to help Usami with her training. The training will be divided into two parts. One part is to understand the preferences of boys like Subaru Uchimaki, that is, to recognize the advantages of so-called two-dimensional characters, and then to help Usami grow from this perspective.

"That's true, but it still feels a bit unreliable. While otaku are generally quite simple-minded, there are exceptions. Those otaku who only focus on the world of anime and manga are this type. Hmm... Aki Tomo used to be like that, but she's changed quite a bit now. I just wonder if Usami can be like Kato Megumi."

Xuehui tossed the pan, flipping the fried egg over, and shook his head: "I still feel a bit uncertain."

"Shouldn't we try everything?"

Suddenly, Yukino walked into the kitchen, came to Yukiteru's side, and whispered, "After talking to Usami yesterday, I found that guy to be quite interesting. He's not actually as indifferent to real-life girls as she claims; he probably just hasn't considered it that way. Maybe for some reason, he's obsessed with anime girls. His interactions with Usami before always seemed like he was avoiding making a move, always veerging the conversation off-topic at crucial moments."

"A flag-pulling expert? Perhaps there's some truth to it." After scooping the fried eggs out of the pan, Yukihiro put down the spatula, hugged Yukino, who was wearing a nightgown, and rubbed her hair, saying, "Why don't you sleep a little longer? There's still time."

"I woke up after you got up, I've already slept for an extra hour." Nestled in Yukiteru's arms, Yukino glanced at the breakfast that was already more than half-finished and smiled as she said, "I'm fine, but my sister is still sleeping. I think we can let her go back to work in a couple of days. She gets lazy if she doesn't have anything to do for a long time."

Xuehui nodded after hearing this. Indeed, Yangnai had been given a holiday and seemed to have completely let go of her inhibitions. After returning, she leisurely watched TV, played games, and went shopping. Xuehui even cooked dinner for her every night; she was practically waited on hand and foot.

In Yang Nai's own words, she wanted to take advantage of these few days to enjoy the life of a concubine.

"Indeed, you're already up, didn't Yang Nai notice? You weren't that tired last night, were you?"

As the conversation went, the topic veered off course. "Sisterhood...you know," it said, "is definitely quite exciting."

Upon hearing this, Yukino blushed and pinched Yukiteru's waist, then pulled away without saying a word and began helping to make breakfast.

After a while, breakfast was almost ready, and everyone washed up and came downstairs. Yang Nai was the last one to arrive.

Looking at Haruno, who kept yawning after sitting down, Utaha, who was tearing small pieces of toast, said to Yukiteru, "Did you work too hard last night? Haruno looks very tired."

"Don't slander people so easily, okay?" Before even taking a bite of food, Yuki rolled her eyes and pointed at Yukino, who was blushing beside her, saying, "Didn't you see that Yukino is in great shape? Don't forget that I was almost exhausted by you guys the night before last. I was very careful and restrained last night, okay? Haruno's condition is obviously due to her own laziness."

Upon hearing Xuehui's words, Yangnai immediately protested, puffing out her cheeks and saying, "What do you mean I'm lazy? I'm just on a normal vacation, and you're the one who gave me the leave!"

"But you can't stay this lazy forever. Starting tomorrow, get up in the morning and exercise with me."

"Ahhh! No!"

Unfortunately, Haruno's objections were ineffective. With the combined insistence of Yukiteru and her younger sister Yukino, Haruno obediently agreed.

After having breakfast and resting for a while, it was already 9:30. Yukino and the others had arranged to meet Usami at 10:00, so it was time for them to head out.

Looking at Yukino Haruno, who was all dressed and ready to go, along with Utaha and Eriri, Yukiteru asked, "Are you sure you don't need me to come along?"

"What are you doing going with us, Yukiteru-kun? This is a mission for us girls." After putting on a light gray coat, Haruno smoothed her hair and pulled on her hat, saying confidently, "It's just transforming a girl, right? A few of us can definitely handle it. You're not good at this, so just stay home, make dinner, and wait for us to come back."

"Not even coming back for lunch?"

"Of course, that's a conservative estimate for the whole day. We might have to continue tomorrow too." Yukino nodded, played with her two cats who were growing up for a while, and then went out with everyone.

Looking at the closed door, Xuehui turned to Xiaojing, who was sitting on the sofa, and said, "It's just the two of us left today."

"Ah, actually I'd like to go too." Xiaojing seemed a little bored as she pressed the remote control, but then she said, "But thinking about it, I don't really know how I can help with this."

"Why do you say that?" Xuehui walked over and sat down next to Xiaojing, hugging her and letting her lean against him.

"I usually dress very plainly, and my style isn't the kind that attracts boys. But Yukino and the others all have their own attractive qualities, and they're always the center of attention at school."

"Well, I don't think so." Seeing that Jing was a little disappointed, Xuehui couldn't help but kiss her and said with a smile, "I think the energetic and passionate teacher you usually are very charming. But Jing, you really don't need to go. Not everyone can pull off the mature older sister style, right? Instead of thinking about this, let's think about how we're going to spend Valentine's Day next week."

"Valentine's Day?" Upon hearing this, Sister Xiaojing rolled her eyes at Xuehui and said, "Don't forget there are five of us here. Valentine's Day? Do you have the ability to create clones?"

Emmmm~ Xuehui looked embarrassed. Thinking about it, it makes sense. Valentine's Day is only one day, and there isn't enough time to go on separate dates with each of them.

Shadow Clone Technique? That's completely unreliable. Do you really think the Shadow Clone Technique in Naruto is so easy to achieve? Besides, even if it's a clone, it's still fake.

Seeing Xuehui's predicament, Sister Xiaojing stopped complaining and pinched his cheek, saying, "Don't worry, I'm not angry with you. We've discussed it. We'll all go on a shopping spree together. You can help us carry things and be our portable wallet! I saw online that there are several new baby products, and I'm planning to buy them and stock up!"

Ah, shopping... well, that's really the only way...

Chapter 329 Chocolate?

While Yukiteru and Shizuka were relaxing at home, Yukino and the others also arrived in Tokyo by car.

When they got off the bus, Usami and Yuihama had also arrived and were chatting by the roadside. Judging from Usami's expression, she seemed a little nervous.

Upon seeing Yukino and the others get off the bus, Usami immediately greeted them, "Good morning, everyone."

"Good morning, Yuki, Eriri, Utaha-senpai, and Haruno-nee~" Yui-hama said happily. She was especially excited about everyone being out together today, as she loves a lively atmosphere. "I didn't expect Haruno-nee to be here today! Mizuki-chan, let me tell you, Haruno-nee is Yuki's older sister, and she was the previous student council president of Soubu High School~"

"Eh? Ah, um, hello senpai, I'm Usami Mizuki, a first-year student, nice to meet you!" Usami said nervously as soon as she heard Yuihama introduce her.

"Oh, don't be so nervous. I'm just here to join in the fun." Yang Nai waved her hand, saying nonchalantly. Then she walked up to Usami with a smile, looked her over from left to right, and nodded: "Hmm, there is indeed room for growth."

"Huh?" Tilting her head, Usami couldn't quite understand what Haruno meant.

Yang Nai gestured for everyone to move forward before explaining, "I heard Yukino mention it last night too. It's quite difficult to help you win over a guy who's obsessed with his anime waifu. And if you want him to find you more attractive than anime girls, you definitely need to have a lot of qualities."

At this point, Yang looked her up and down. She had cute short hair, great skin, and no problems with her features. She was very cute. As for her figure, although it was cool and she was wearing a coat, you could tell from her legs in thermal stockings that she was quite attractive, at least at the level of an average high school girl.

Nodding, and seeing Usami blush slightly, Haruno continued, "Yesterday, I only heard Yukino and the others say that you're quite cute, but I didn't see any photos or anything. But now that I've seen you, I think it's quite possible. Don't worry about me, I've taught myself fashion design and styling, so I'm much more reliable than my sister in this area!"

"I'm really sorry that my style of dressing is different from others." Yukino replied expressionlessly as she walked away, listening to Haruno's self-deprecating remarks.

Usami looked at Yukino's outfit today and thought, "Isn't it pretty?"

Noticing her thoughts, Yang Nai smiled and said, "Winter is fine, the clothes are all thicker and in simpler colors. But it will be troublesome in spring and summer. We absolutely cannot let her put together her own outfits. I remember Xuehui mentioned before that you had styled your hair in pigtails, right?"

Emmmm~ The president's long, straight black hair has turned into twin tails? Paired with the president's indifferent expression.

Usami shook her head, feeling that she shouldn't imagine it anymore, and immediately looked at Yukino seriously and said, "Senpai, it's okay, long black hair is fine!"

Shaking her head, Yukino never expected that she would need her junior's comfort one day. She said, "It's okay. She's just excited because she finally had someone to take her out today. Don't worry about it."

"You're the one who snuck out! It's because you all have to go to school, and I'm the one left out in this play, it's so pitiful, okay? It's no fun shopping by myself!" Seeing this, Yang Nai immediately pulled Eriri over without any regard for her image, hugged her in her arms, and said this while vigorously rubbing her.

"...What does this have to do with me? Don't drag me into this! Waaah, I don't want face wash!"

Eriri sensed a deep-seated malice. Why are people all using face wash on her lately? Is it discrimination?!

After a noisy and chaotic journey, the group finally arrived at their main destination for the day: Akihabara.

Eriri, hands on her hips, looked excitedly at the bustling pedestrian street and said to everyone, "Usami, your current weakness is that you don't know enough about otaku culture. Once you learn a little more about it, you'll have great topics to talk about with others, and the distance between you will gradually decrease. So today's first lesson is the Akihabara Grand Lecture Hall!"

"I think you just want to buy otaku merchandise. With the manga ongoing and you still working on new projects, how do you still have time to play games?" Shiyu saw through Eriri's plan at a glance and stared at her intently.

"Can't I just buy it and hoard it if I don't want to play it? I paid for the game, why should I have to spend time playing it?"

After her series of illogical and sophistical arguments, not only Yukino and her friends, but also the passersby around them were dumbfounded.

That makes sense...

However, the Akihabara Grand Lecture was ultimately not canceled, as understanding each other's interests is essential. So, everyone, led by Eriri, spent a wonderful day exploring Akihabara.

Although the place is mostly geared towards otaku culture, with items like game and novel merchandise, as well as electronics, the maid café does serve a purpose. Usami immediately remarked upon seeing it that Subaru Uchimaki had drawn a maid-themed version of his wife.

After a full day, everyone left Akihabara in the evening. Usami had come to understand why Subaru Uchimaki liked those two-dimensional beauties; they certainly possessed a charm that couldn't be seen in the three-dimensional world.

"As expected, there's not enough time." Resting her chin on her hand, Yukino thought for a moment and then said to Usami, "Well then, let's stop here for today and continue tomorrow."

"Huh? It's tomorrow? There's no need to rush, is there?" Usami said with some surprise. In her opinion, shouldn't such things not be rushed?

Yuihama immediately exclaimed excitedly, "We can't afford to be slow! Valentine's Day is next week! That'll be a great opportunity!"

"Valentine's Day...?" Upon hearing this holiday, which was full of girlish fantasies, Usami immediately blushed.

Valentine's Day...chocolate...for my classmate who's always getting into trouble...

"Oh!"

Looking at Usami, who was almost cooked, Haruno raised an eyebrow and said, "This girl has a lot of inner monologues, it's interesting."