A newbie's anime life diary

A Newbie's Guide to Anime and Manga Life Author: Second Battalion Commander

【brief introduction】

As a newbie, I was transmigrated into the body of a distant relative of Hiratsuka Shizuka, not to mention why I was kidnapped right away? Is this the kind of thing that's popular these days?

To save himself, the boy had to rely on himself.

"So, with such a start, is it absolutely impossible for things to go normally afterwards?"

Looking at the system in his mind, the boy had the first thought of simply being killed.

In short, this is a story about a male protagonist caught between the mundane and the extraordinary, striving towards the ultimate goal of showering viewers with affection.

PS: There will be a transformation plot at the beginning of this book. If you feel that the first few chapters are too stimulating, please skip them at your discretion. However, there will be no yuri, gender-swap, or orientation-swap developments.

(Updates are usually twice a day, one chapter at noon and one chapter in the evening. There may be slight delays due to unforeseen circumstances, but updates are generally not canceled!)

① A newbie's new life after transmigrating

Chapter 1: What to do if you're kidnapped after transmigrating? (Revised)

Ye Xiaotian was conflicted. He hesitated whether to open his eyes. Although what had happened before was unbelievable, the pain and unfamiliarity he felt now forced him to face the situation.

He damn well time-traveled.

Moreover, it was a soul transmigration, where the soul transmigrated into the body of a 17-year-old boy!

The most crucial point is that this guy is still being held hostage!

How are we supposed to play this game?!

Okay, let's put that aside for now and go over what happened from the beginning.

As a socialist country that grew up in the 21st century and was not allowed to have supernatural beings after its founding, I was taught the great ideology of communism from childhood. With the continuous development and progress of society, those old-fashioned supernatural and ghostly ideas have gradually been abandoned by people.

Although there are often news reports about paranormal events, Ye Xiaotian, a model youth of the new era, never takes them seriously.

"What the hell? Supernatural stuff? Aliens? Do you think reality is a fantasy novel? That you get bombshell news every now and then? Kid, shut up and stop daydreaming!"

Ye Xiaotian remembered saying this to that classmate who was always talking nonsense with paranormal news and time-travel novels, and the guys around him nodded in agreement.

As a result, he was proven wrong that very night.

Ye Xiaotian, who had just entered university, applied to a university in the city. The school had very lenient requirements for accommodation, so he did not live on campus but lived at home.

"The school's four-person dorm rooms are nice, but I don't want to squeeze into a room with a bunch of grown men. It's much better to stay at home."

This is what he told his family.

So that night, he happily nestled in his bedroom, sitting in front of the computer, playing handheld games while looking at the senior's thighs on the screen.

"So what the hell are these anime these days? Have they abandoned the plot and just made a 'episode 0' of fanservice? I admit I got a shameful hard-on, but what's the point? Can't there be a few more male leads who aren't impotent and whose emotional intelligence isn't negative?"

Ye Xiaotian was speechless as he watched Aki Tomoya on the screen, whose emotional intelligence and actions were so terrible that girls were actually throwing themselves at him and even hesitating.

"What would you do if you were in that situation?"

"Me? Of course I'd get her, then have sex with her, then have her name on my family register, and finally make her the mother of my child! I don't understand why anyone would hesitate with such a great girl... Huh?"

As he was talking, Ye Xiaotian felt something was off. Who was he talking to just now?

Ye Xiaotian subconsciously paused the animation, turned around, and saw a tall, handsome man wearing jeans and a shirt sitting on his bed, eating potato chips that he had stored as his food.

"Um..." Ye Xiaotian, who had always been bold and careless since childhood, didn't know how to shout, but instead asked blankly, "Big brother, who are you?"

"That's a good question!" The man threw down the potato chips in his hand and clapped his hands.

"Snapped!"

Then the boy felt the whole world change; everything in the room shattered, and he suddenly found himself suspended in the air.

In a panic, Ye Xiaotian finally shouted, but no matter how loud he was, no one rushed in.

"Young man," the unidentified man floated to Ye Xiaotian's side, hooked his arm around his neck, and pointed to the image on the screen floating in front of him, saying, "What do you think of this guy?"

He was referring to Aki Tomoya, who played the male lead.

"Uh..." Seemingly realizing that he was not in danger, Ye Xiaotian, despite not believing in this series of unusual events for the past ten years, was also exceptionally quick to accept them. After a three-second pause, he replied, "Not happy."

"why?"

"With such low emotional intelligence, why is he even suited to be a male lead? He'll just end up being a cuckold sooner or later!"

"Bingo, we really do have something in common, so I've decided on you!" The man snapped his fingers, looking delighted.

"Hey, who exactly are you? What do you mean by that?"

"Me?" The man smiled slightly, opened his arms and introduced himself, "You don't need to know my name. You can call me God. I'm here to grant your wish."

"what?"

"Is it hard to understand? You are, after all, you have always been negative about such uncommon things. But precisely because of this, you also have an unusually high expectation for getting involved in this kind of thing. So, I came."

Ye Xiaotian was shocked when his thoughts were exposed. Although he was very unwilling to believe it, the scene in front of him forced this boy, who had always received a normal education, to believe it.

"Alright, enough talk. I see you have extraordinary talent and high aspirations. How about you travel to another world and become a hero?" The man didn't bother to explain and simply waved his hand, creating a black hole that appeared before the two of them.

"Hey, hey, hey, what the hell is time travel?! And what's with the heroes?! I haven't even agreed yet! I was just saying that casually!!!"

Ye Xiaotian shouted as he backed away.

"Words are useless. I like you very much, little guy. You have to submit to me today."

"Friend, expert, don't talk like that! I don't want to go! Can't you find someone else?" Ye Xiaotian finally understood what it meant to have a bitter pill to swallow.

"I'm in a difficult position now that you put me in this situation, since I haven't met my targets for this month yet! Don't worry, a wonderful time-traveling journey awaits you, let's go!" While saying something impressive, the guy who called himself a god grabbed the boy's collar and took him inside.

Then, before Ye Xiaotian could even utter a few curses, everything went black and he fainted.

When he woke up, he felt like he was being carried by several people.

Moreover, he clearly understood that the other person was speaking Japanese, not Chinese, and he understood every single word. Only then did he realize that he must have traveled through time.

I've been transported to another world, but why am I being kidnapped right here? And where am I anyway?!

Without opening his eyes, Ye Xiaotian, who had been pretending to be unconscious, was carried into what looked like an abandoned factory, the kind of place often seen in kidnapping movies.

"Brother, can we really make money by catching this kid? His parents are already dead."

"It's better that he's dead. It'll be much easier to deal with the inheritance now. Besides, his current guardian drives a sports car. How could he be short of money? Hurry up and contact this kid's guardian."

While pretending to be unconscious and listening to the conversation of the kidnappers, Ye Xiaotian also learned some information. These guys were after the inheritance of his parents, who had died without ever meeting him. It could be said that he was extremely unlucky to have transmigrated into this guy's body and suffer.

"A large number of unfused memories have been detected. Initiating fusion."

Suddenly, a strange sound came to my mind, and then a large amount of information appeared in my mind all at once, like slides flashing by.

He had to accept the memories while maintaining his unconscious state so that no one would find out, which made him feel extremely uncomfortable.

Fortunately, the pain came and went quickly, and Ye Xiaotian, having absorbed all the memories, also learned the name of his current body.

Hiratsuka Yukiteru.

A surname that immediately evokes images of a violent woman, coupled with an unlucky first name, left him feeling quite lost about his future.

"But before that, let's figure out how to get out of this situation. System, you said I'd get another chance to draw prizes as a newbie, right?"

That's right, the moment he finished absorbing the memories of his predecessor, his cheat ability as a transmigrator officially went live.

"Yes, host, you can now participate in the newcomer reward lottery after your latest transmigration."

"Well, this is the moment to see if we're Europeans or not."

Ye Xiaotian, now known as Hiratsuka Yukiteru, has no choice but to pin his hopes on this lottery in order to save himself.

As a newbie, I thought about it for a long time and finally decided to come to Shuke. Please add this to your favorites!

Can I return Chapter Two? (Revised)

With Xuehui's command, a roulette wheel appeared in his mind, just like in those system-based novels, with dozens of prizes listed on it.

A quick glance revealed a plethora of great items in this beginner's lottery. Items included the Flame-Flame Fruit and Kamen Rider transformation belts, while ability items included the Nine Swords of Dugu and telekinesis. Of course, there were also some oddities, but I won't go into detail.

Of course, although there are many items, the roulette wheel is only so big, and each slot doesn't have many items, especially the powerful items, which have even smaller slots.

"Looks like this lottery isn't so easy to fool. System, let's begin."

Xuehui looked at the roulette wheel in front of him and called the system.

Then, the roulette wheel began to spin, and a pointer extended from the center, waiting for the roulette wheel to stop.

"My fellow European admirals in the group, bestow your European power upon me! Whether I can survive this or not depends on this! Stop!"

With that stop, the roulette wheel slowly slowed down, and the reward items became visible again.

"Oh, oh, oh, superpowers, superpowers, ah, that's over, Devil Fruit is good too, ah, two laps have passed and it's still not stopping? Singing ability is good, but it's useless now, do you expect me to sing to confuse them? I'm not Lynn Minmay! Ah, stop, stop... stop..."

Seeing the pointer pointing in a rather interesting direction, Xuehui, though his body was pretending to be asleep, was completely unaware that he was actually petrified.

"Heh...heh...I knew that nothing good would happen during this so-called time travel. Sure enough, even your system is going to screw me over, isn't it?"

"Host, please don't say that. This system is a tool that serves only the host and is absolutely fair and just. Moreover, the items obtained in this lottery are definitely among the top five of all the prizes, which also proves that the host definitely has European blood."

"I don't want this European bloodline at all!!!"

As the prize gradually merged with him, Xuehui, on the verge of tears, called out his attribute panel.

Name: Hiratsuka Yukiteru (Ye Xiaotian)

Age: 17

Occupation: Student, Time Traveler

Strength: E-C

Agility: E-B

Intelligence: E

Charm: D-S