Even Sinnoh champions have to work hard.

Where is Officer Jenny, the dutiful patrol officer? Oh, and perhaps there's also the well-behaved Growlithe or Arcanine, who are enduring their discomfort with great manners.

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Chapter 10 The Joey Family and the Officer Jenny Family

The Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy families hold an unshakeable position in the Pokémon League, or rather, in the entire world.

This stems from the unique bloodlines of the Officer Jenny and Joey families, whose extremely special lineage results in their offspring being female.

Furthermore, their genes possess an extremely terrifying devouring power; whether it's Miss Officer Jenny or Miss Joy, their offspring will completely erase their husbands' characteristics, thus becoming exactly like their mothers.

This is why, despite Miss Joy's gentle, lovely, and virtuous nature, and Miss Officer Jenny's dashing figure and alluring long legs, they both find it difficult to find a suitable partner.

Because marrying a Miss Officera or Miss Joy means that the man's genes will be completely absorbed, and your children will not inherit anything from you, which is extremely terrifying.

After all, only a minority of men are completely indifferent to having children, and even fewer are of high quality. It is said that many Miss Joy and Miss Officer Jenny lived to a ripe old age alone, never getting married, which is truly lamentable.

There are even some chilling urban legends, such as the story of Miss Joy, a pair of four sisters, where only the second sister successfully found a satisfactory marriage partner, while the other three sisters failed to find husbands.

Because the four sisters looked exactly alike and lived together, they often switched identities and took turns being the 'second sister'. Before taking the virginity of the second sister, they would get the second sister's partner drunk. Then, the four sisters successfully took turns using the same partner. It was only after the four sisters became pregnant one after another that the second sister's husband found out.

This kind of mind-numbing operation is simply outrageous. Kazama Shiramo can't help but feel envious just thinking about it... He feels that this kind of operation is too sinful. As a messenger of justice, he wishes he could set an example and take the liberty of "If I don't go to hell, who will?" to replace this suffering male compatriot!

'Master, are you sure you won't get stabbed to death by Rie if you think like that?'

'My dear Gardevoir, please don't pry into your master's thoughts at a time like this. Maintain a positive image for your master, okay? And most importantly, why did you even say something like that?'

"Because one time when you left your communicator at home before going to work, Rie was looking through your call history. Then, holding the knife she was chopping meat with, she kept saying strange things like, 'Has he lost the will to live?'"

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'Gardedor, I have another principle to teach you today.'

What's the reasoning behind this?

"Thoughts aren't a crime. Even if someone imagines various positions in their mind where a woman is sexually assaulted, as long as they don't intend to act on it, it's not a crime, understand? Daydreaming is innocent."

What is One Thousand and One Nights?

"That's a literary masterpiece on par with 'The Moonlit Night Over the Twenty-Four Bridges,' 'The Thirty-Six Styles of Dongxuan,' 'The Forty-Eight Scattered Hands of Edo,' 'The Seventy-Two Heavenly Spirits and Earthly Fiends,' 'The One Hundred and Eight Star Maidens of Niangshan,' and 'One Hundred Thousand Whys!'"

Despite harboring many unspeakable and sordid thoughts, in the eyes of others, Kazama Shirasumi has maintained his glorious and noble image remarkably well.

"I already said that place is off-limits!" The voice sounded familiar, like it came from a mass-produced voice changer. Tsk tsk, how could it not sound familiar?

Well, there was no way to ignore it. Kazama Shiromo sadly rubbed his forehead. In fact, he had always been a humble and upright person and did not want to see the shocked and frightened look in other people's eyes. He was just that kind of humble and gentle former champion.

Although five of the six shrunken Poké Balls on the belt are empty, just one of them is enough to silently complete this invisible show of coolness—it's thrilling to think about.

Officer Jenny would rush over with great concern to tell me how dangerous it was ahead. At this time, all I need to do is quietly look at her with a cold yet gentle gaze, my white trench coat gently blowing open in the wind to reveal the purple Master Ball at my waist, and I will receive Officer Jenny's look of sudden realization, admiration and surprise.

Then, with a polite yet aloof smile, he left her with a silhouette that left much to the imagination...

Rie never dared to do this before. Now that she's come all this way, she'll make sure to pull off this brilliant and wonderful flirting experience!

As Kazama Shiromo heard the approaching motorcycle and the footsteps that were about to stop, a slight smile appeared on his lips as he slowly turned around. Everything was under his control.

His gaze turned cold yet gentle, and he slowed his breathing. This time, I, Kazama Shiramo, will definitely pull it off.

"You are!"

Kazama Shiramo smiled: "Just out of interest..."

"Former Sinnoh Champion Kazama Shiramo, right!"

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Kazama Shiromo: Meow meow meow?

Looking at the woman in front of him, who looked exactly like the other Officer Jennys, with a question mark on his face, he really wanted to curse, "I haven't appeared in the public eye for eight years, how the hell did you recognize me?"

"Um, does Miss Officer Jenny know me?"

"You are the former Sinnoh Champion, Mr. Kazama. Why do you think I don't know you?"

Kazama Shiramo gave a wry smile: "I am indeed the Sinnoh Champion, but this is Kanto. I should rarely appear in the sight of the people of Kanto. Besides, I have been retired for eight years."

"I was fortunate enough to participate in the operation in Tokiwa Forest that you commanded eight years ago." Kazama Shiramo wondered if it was just his imagination, but Officer Jenny's voice seemed to have a slightly cute tremor compared to her usual calm and clear tone.

"But I was only twelve years old eight years ago, so there should be a big difference between then and now."

"Mr. Kazama has indeed matured a lot compared to back then, but anyone who saw your heroic figure back then should be able to recognize you clearly."

"As expected of Officer Jenny." Kazama Shiramo suppressed the twitching at the corner of his mouth. What an admirable police officer. She can still clearly recognize someone eight years after seeing them only once.

Very well, he failed to pretend and still managed to gain Ms. Officer Jenny's 'familiarity'.

What does it mean to be known by Officer Jenny? All those crazy plans you had in Viridian Forest will have to be abandoned. The righteous Officer Jenny won't stop bothering you just because you're the champion.

“Since Miss Officer Jenny knows me, she should know that there is no danger to me here. I have something to do in the center of Viridian Forest.”

"Of course, please go ahead."

With a dejected expression, Kazama Shiramo slowly stepped into the forbidden zone of Viridian Forest. He did indeed leave the beautiful and charming Officer Jenny with a receding figure, but he could no longer see the infatuated and adoring gaze she held—the gaze that represented the adoration of countless Officer Jennys…

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Chapter 11 Gardevoir and Desert Dragonfly

I guess I'm not the main character after all.

That's true, I haven't seen many books where married people become the main characters.

In novels, when the male protagonist encounters police officers, he is always looked down upon and then promptly slapped in the face. If the officer is a beautiful policewoman, he can also attract the admiration of a slender and long-legged policewoman.

Why does the script change when it's my turn?

It's like when you've been hurt by someone saying you look effeminate, and you go to a young woman to try and regain your masculine charm and confidence, but she suddenly notices and says you look so alluring, like a girl.

My sexual interest suddenly vanished by half.

Why does Master always think about these strange things?

'Ah, since it's impossible to actually do it, I can only think about it.'

'Why can't we just do it?'

'Because your master is already married, and I've already pledged my life to Rie, I can't make promises to other girls, so how could I possibly seek the affections of other girls?'

'If you don't seek, why does the master fantasize?'

'Because thoughts are not criminal. As long as they are not spoken or acted upon, even the most sinful thoughts will only remain in one's own mind and will not affect others.'

'Since the master knows it's a sinful thought, why does he still think about it?'

'Gardedor, I don't understand Pokémon's thoughts. Perhaps most Pokémon are simple-minded, or even one-dimensional, but humans are different.'

'I know, my master has said it many times: human minds are much more complex.'

"Yes, because we think more, humanity keeps progressing, but because we think too much, humanity also develops too many negative traits."

'Inherent flaws?'

'Yes, just like your master, even though I'm married, I sometimes still get carried away by hormones and think strange things.'

'Something strange?'

"It's like...emmmmmm...fantasizing about being liked by lots and lots of cute girls. Being pursued by multiple outstanding women is something that can make a man's vanity explode, even though it has no real meaning, it only makes him restless, and most of it is just empty fantasy, adding to the absurdity."

'A vague delusion...'

"Yes, just like your master's fantasy that the beautiful Officer Jenny would fall for me, it was all just a fleeting daydream in his mind, and it has no real meaning whatsoever."

But Officer Jenny likes you. Gardevoir didn't use telepathy to say this, just as she hadn't reminded her master before. She didn't want her master to know her feelings, just as selfishly as before.

I'm sorry, Master, perhaps Pokémon aren't as innocent as you think...

'Won't it be lonely to keep your thoughts to yourself?'

'Yes, everyone feels lonely, no matter what. There are some things you'd never dare say to your partner.'

'Master can talk to me.'

'Yes, I can tell you that too.'

Gardevoir is willing to listen to its master.

'I'm so lucky.'

'Gardedoll is lucky too.'

Feeling the gentle, calm, and intimate vibrations emanating from the Master Ball, Kazama Shiromo's lips curled into a smile, his handsome face revealing a knowing grin.

I'm already this lucky, what more could I ask for?

He has a lovely wife, a close friend who often pranks him but is very loyal, a Pokémon that is still with him, a nostalgic past, a happy and peaceful present, and a happy future that will continue to unfold.

What could possibly be unsatisfactory?

Greed—it is the original sin.

Oh, right, I also have companions with whom I still have deep bonds in every corner of this world.

You're right, aren't you, desert dragonfly?

A sharp and deep roar came from the deepest part of Viridian Forest. It was slightly lighter than that of ordinary Dragon-type Pokémon, but it still shook all the high-level Pokémon in Viridian Forest.

Kazama Shiramo watched the figure soar into the sky from the center of the Viridian Forest, and a feeling of emotion flashed through his heart.

'I knew it. As soon as we crossed the restricted area line, that guy would definitely sense our presence.'

'Every time you come here, Desert Dragonfly senior pulls this stunt, doesn't he? I think you should be used to it by now, Master.'