Even Sinnoh champions have to work hard.

With a flap of its wings, the desert dragonfly soared into the sky, its white form disappearing slowly into the horizon.

"Ugh, so tiring," said Kazama Shiramo, who was perched on the back of the desert dragonfly, with a look of utter despair.

Women really need to be controlled. After all, when it comes to sex, if the woman is pretty enough and you're willing to put in the effort to seduce her, there are very few young men who can't get an erection.

However, what you did was so pleasurable that you forgot your own name, but when you woke up the next day, you would experience the horror of not being able to straighten your back.

"Aww." The desert dragonfly turned its head and glanced at Kazama Shiro, who looked utterly exhausted and haggard, on its back, its eyes revealing a hint of contempt.

"What?" Kazama Shiramo clicked his tongue. "I didn't want to either."

"Ow!"

"No, I only do it occasionally."

"Ouch."

Can the relationship between a Pokémon and its trainer be considered infidelity?

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"Xiao Gang, are you done yet? I'm starving!" In some unknown wilderness, an ordinary-looking boy from Zhenxin Town sat listlessly on a small stool, looking listlessly at a dark-skinned househusband in the distance.

The boy was weak and listless, and his weak groans sounded to Xiao Gang like he was calling for his husband.

"Xiao Zhi, you really need to have some drive!" The orange-haired girl with a side ponytail said in a tone that sounded a bit like a wife who complained about her husband's meager monthly salary of three thousand.

"No, I'm so hungry, I don't want to move at all!" Xiao Zhi slumped onto the table with a look of utter despair.

"Pikachu?" Pikachu's cute ears twitched back and forth. Seeing Ash's lifeless look, it didn't bother to comfort him. After all, it knew very well that its trainer was an idiot and that it would come back to life soon, so it didn't need to worry about him.

"Goo-goo-goo." Togepi wobbled up to Pikachu, which made Pikachu smile knowingly and wag its tail happily.

"Xiaogang, when are we going to eat?"

"You can't rush things like eating!" Xiao Gang, the perfect stay-at-home husband, explained slowly and deliberately, his eyes narrowed. "Cooking is like raising Pokémon; you can't rush it. Slow and steady wins the race, so be patient."

"But my stomach is growling with hunger."

"Let's wait a little longer." As the most embarrassing kind of squinty-eyed person in the world, Xiao Gang is only quite skilled when it comes to outdoor cooking.

"Are you the little idiot from Pallet Town?" A deep voice rang out, and the three turned around to see a burly man with muscles like a philosopher standing in front of them.

"That's right, I am... wait, my name is Xiao Zhi, who is Xiao Zhi Zhang?"

"Well, anyway, it's definitely you. You're Ash Ketchum, the Pallet Town boy who collected all eight badges, right?"

"That's right, I'm talking about you!" Xiao Zhi suddenly stood up as if he had just eaten a full meal, his eyes shining as he looked at the muscular man in front of him.

"In that case, let's have a thrilling Pokémon battle!" The muscular man's passionate invitation made the silly little guy's blood boil!

"I couldn't be happier!" Ash pulled down his hat brim, starting to get excited!

"But didn't you just say you were too hungry to move?" Xiaoxia complained from the side, thinking that this hot-blooded idiot was really silly.

"Cough cough, I still have enough stamina for a Pokémon battle."

"Then I'm going to go." The real man, Billy King, didn't have time to listen to two teenagers flirting. With a wave of his hand, he threw out the red and white ball hanging on his chest.

A powerful aura of armor stood before him, glaring menacingly at Ash.

Is it a kind of escape technique?

Ash didn't hesitate and struck a classic opening pose, which was actually quite impressive: "Go, I choose you—Bulbasaur!"

With the help of cheat codes, the two noobs engaged in a very exciting noob fight, so much so that even the author of the noob story, Junlian, had no desire to write such a bland plot.

So, after a thrilling battle, the burly man who tried to cheat was slapped into a pulp by Pikachu, and the chance encounter ended.

The group, who were eating, saw a yellow figure speeding across the sky. The figure was so fast that it broke the sound barrier, and bursts of air explosions erupted around it. After spinning around, it crashed into Ash and his friends' tent and then a Dragonite carrying a delivery bag frantically flapped its wings and stopped in front of Ash.

It's a Dragonite! That's right, a Dragonite delivering mail! The package even has "Dragonite Express, Mission Accomplished" printed on it. The Dragonite family has truly made full use of the characteristics of Pokémon!

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Chapter 90 Boasting Without Spending Money

The Dragonite that stopped in front of Ash and his friends frantically rummaged through the bag. To be honest, the somewhat clumsy-looking Dragonite was quite adorable.

"Woo!" Dragonite cried out excitedly and handed an envelope to Ash.

"Is this my letter?" Ash asked, somewhat puzzled. However, Dragonite was only responsible for delivering letters and wouldn't know who the sender was.

Upon opening the envelope, a high-tech projection appeared, displaying a beautiful, expressionless older woman with vacant eyes stating: "I apologize for the intrusion in sending you this letter."

"What a beautiful young lady." Xiao Gang, with his squinty eyes, delivered that perfectly befitting of his name.

"Since you are the most promising trainers, I have specially invited you to attend the banquet of my master, the strongest Pokémon trainer, at the New Island Pokémon Castle."

"Please fill out the reply postcard to decide whether you want to come or not. This is an invitation from the strongest Pokémon Trainer, please accept it." The older sister with vacant eyes lifted her skirt and bowed, and the light screen slowly disappeared.

The Dragonite standing to the side, delivering the message, glanced at the content on the screen and curled its lip in disdain. The strongest Pokémon trainer? That's a bit of an overstatement. Aren't you afraid of being blown out of proportion? Of course, adhering to the idea that customers are king and the one who pays is the boss, and that I'm just a cute little Dragonite delivering a message, Dragonite maintained its adorable demeanor and didn't show any contempt.

"Ah, beautiful lady." Watching the face disappear, Xiao Gang, the owner of the smuggling shop, looked reluctant to part with it, completely unaware of the crucial detail.

"What should we do now?" Although Xiaoxia's skills were just as lacking, as the one whose IQ was online the longest among the three, she still hesitated a bit.

"Of course we should participate!" Xiao Gang, who had other strange motives, immediately expressed his agreement.

"Of course we'll go! They said we have a bright future, which sounds really nice." Xiao Zhi, feeling a little smug after being showered with praise, wore a silly expression; he always loved joining in on these kinds of lively events.

"Then let's just write 'S' on the postcard." Xiaoxia thought for a moment. Anyway, Xiaozhi had already gotten all eight badges, so it wouldn't hurt to take a break now. She went along with the two idiots' suggestion.

The Dragonite stood blankly to one side beside the three. Years of experience in delivering packages and mail had instilled in it a good professional demeanor, allowing it to maintain its adorable, goofy smile for a long time. However, this did not mean that it could not despise these three ignorant fools in its heart, and also expressed deep contempt for that so-called most powerful Pokémon trainer.

These days, all sorts of weirdos like Tauros and Ponyta dare to pop up and claim to be the strongest. What's even more ridiculous is that some people actually believe them. Kids who have just gone on a trip are so easy to fool.

The heartless Dragonite carefully put away the letter, then dashed into the sky, only to encounter an obstacle.

Team Rocket's three members used the legendary artifact—a Level 4 Armored Frying Pan—to forcefully block the oncoming Dragonite. Don't ask me why Musashi's Kirin Arm is so strong that she can block a pseudo-legendary monster charging at high speed with a frying pan. The author also wants to know, after all, it was a children's anime back then, so let's not get hung up on things like whether it's scientific or not. That's how it is in the original work, and there's nothing I can do about it.

As Dragonite was stopped, the letter slowly fell to the ground, attracting the attention of the trio.

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New Island, Pokémon City

Follow me, left hand, right hand, one slow motion, right hand, left hand, slow motion replay, this song brings you joy...

No wonder it inherited the dreamlike genes of the king of spinning!

Mewtwo, lying on the chair looking very sophisticated, was drawing circles with his little hands. His three little fleshy hands seemed to be cursing someone as he drew circles, which looked very mesmerizing. It's a pity that the original series came out too early, otherwise it would definitely have become a popular subject in the parody video community.

Of course, for a chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) sufferer like Mewtwo to do something like this must be incredibly classy; it couldn't just be for dancing!

As it waved its little hands, its entire body radiated a blue glow, and terrifying spiritual power emanated from it. As a result, the weather began to change.

Spin, spin, keep spinning.

The air churned with the clouds, the air currents, and the ocean was all stirred up at this moment.

The wind and waves kept gathering and swirling!

The azure sky began to turn into a thick cloud cover, and terrifying hurricanes and waves began to engulf the entire new island, spreading a scene of despair and horror.

Feel the fear, humans!

Mewtwo looked at its masterpiece, and although it didn't know why, it had sensed something from a certain point in time.

I am becoming stronger at an alarming rate, and along with that comes a feeling of control over everything.

It was unaware that this was a kind of divine authority. As a Pokémon on the same level as Ho-Oh and Lugia, although it was created later and did not have innate divine authority, as Mewtwo's strength grew rapidly, it began to gradually absorb the 'symbolism' of this world, or you could say 'homeostasis'.

For example, Lugia is the god of the sea, Giratina is the god of the reverse world, and Xerneas is the god of life. These innate legendary Pokémon all possess the divine authority they symbolize.

Of course, this isn't a privilege reserved only for legendary Pokémon. Every legendary Pokémon has its own unique status, which is the fundamental difference between ordinary and legendary Pokémon. This is also why pseudo-legendary Pokémon, despite possessing terrifying power, can only remain pseudo-legendary.

Legend has it that Pokémon's privileges are quite unreasonable. Even the three legendary birds of the Orange Islands, whose combat power is extremely weak, still possess the ability to influence the weather conditions of the entire world.

Mewtwo, as an existence that should not have appeared in this world, gradually began to gain the power to influence the world through the possibility of the genetic transmission of Mew, the origin of all things.

Of course, Mewtwo, without anyone to share this knowledge with, wouldn't know any of this. He would only think, "I'm so strong, I can crush a bunch of weaklings."

Ordinary trainers are not qualified to meet someone as powerful as me, Mewtwo thought arrogantly, still in his chuunibyou phase. He looked at the terrifying storm surrounding the entire new island and smiled with satisfaction.

What right does a trainer who can't even pass this small test have to see me?

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P.S. This is your second update. Sigh, I've rewritten my launch message. I'm so conflicted.

Shocking! There are even launch announcements like this!

Shocking! I never knew Bai Mo's launch message could be so shameless!

I am erudite, experienced, have a strong writing style, and am incredibly efficient.

He trained hard in the mountains for twenty years, sleeping only four hours a day, receiving notifications via QQ, and ready to start anytime.

The expert can log in instantly and write articles, spotting problems from afar and fixing plot points in an instant.

I am physically strong and can walk very fast. I can write for three days and three nights without rest.

They can discuss the copywriting for five hours without drinking water, and they can write the premise and produce the outline.

I dropped out of school because my school doesn't support writing; I ran away from home because my family doesn't support writing; I broke up with my girlfriend because her girlfriend doesn't support writing; and my child was sent to an orphanage because her family doesn't support writing.

Backup power supply, diesel engine, 100 Mbps fiber optic cable, never interrupted network or power outages, mines have been planted in front of the door so no one will disturb it.

Right now, all I can think about is writing, and I just want to get the first subscription by noon tomorrow.

The above content was typed by hand. If there are any similarities, it means we copied the same joke!

Originally, my launch message should have been a pitiful, kneeling plea or a vision for the future, begging for subscriptions from you guys, but after thinking about it carefully...

I'm already very lucky. After all, my writing is terrible, the plot is ridiculous, and my writing style is awful. I also chose Pokémon, a genre that has very low popularity on book forums. The fact that I've achieved this result is entirely due to the help of my friends, the kindness of my editors, and the pity of my readers. So I'm quite grateful.

As for looking to the future, as the first author on Bookke to have over 10,000 views but have to be listed without a proper recommendation slot, the future seems bleak. Without a large bookshelf recommendation slot, the data will drop significantly, and the future seems uncertain with nothing to look forward to.

Since I have nothing good to write about, I can only resort to copying a joke to make people laugh and beg for a first subscription.