The wrong transmigrator assigned by the system

"11 is old."

What are your parents' names?

“My father’s name is Lu Ming and my mother’s name is Yusaha Sachi.”

Upon hearing Kanina's answer, Lu Ming slammed his hand on the table, stood up, pointed at Kanina, and roared, "What the hell?! Are you kidding me?!"

Kanina burst into tears again in an instant.

Karthus added insult to injury once again: "So it really is your daughter!"

"I'm only 25 this year! Dude! I can't have a baby at 14, can I?! Besides, I've only known Yusahar for a month or two!!" Lu Ming, feeling like he'd been stabbed again, grabbed Karthus's collar and roared angrily.

"Who knows what's going on between you two?" Karthus rolled his eyes arrogantly and retorted.

Knowing he was out of mana and likely couldn't defeat this cat-like bastard, Lu Ming suppressed his anger and slowly shifted his gaze to Kanina.

"You say Yusaha is your mother and Lu Ming is your father. Then, do you know my name?"

Kanina, who was crying her heart out, opened her eyes, looked at Lu Ming with an indescribable expression, and shook her head.

"My name is Lu Ming!"

Upon hearing Lu Ming say his name was Lu Ming, Kanina immediately threw herself into Lu Ming's arms and burst into tears.

The moment Kanina was in his arms, Lu Ming seemed to hear a voice saying, "Accept your fate, this is your daughter."

Of course, it would be even better if the voice didn't sound so much like some unscrupulous old man.

Regardless of what Kanina says, Lu Ming still wants to find out what exactly happened to this girl.

However, he felt that asking Kanina might lead to being deceived, so he turned his attention to Lucario, who wasn't even looking at them.

"Is this girl my daughter?" Lu Ming patted Kanina's head and asked Lucario, who was engrossed in eating cookies.

Lucario's answer was so simple, so simple, that Lu Ming wanted to bang his head against the wall! Because it nodded!

Although he had received an answer, Lu Ming still refused to believe it and asked again, "You're not lying to me?"

Lucario shook his head, indicating that he wasn't lying.

"..." Lu Ming was stunned, as if struck by lightning.

Unfortunately, the world sometimes loves to play jokes, and sometimes very malicious ones at that.

"My daughter, who hasn't even been born yet, has traveled to this world? Is this some kind of Doraemon movie?"

"Dad! I never want to eat fruit again!"

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Second update

Chapter Twenty-Nine - The Transmigrated Daughter

Sitting in a restaurant in the business district, Lu Ming looked downcast at Kanina and Luca, who were enjoying their meal across from him.

The reason Lu Ming didn't bring Kanina home was because he had absolutely no idea what to say.

Could he possibly tell Yusahar and the others, "This is my daughter with Yusahar!"? If he really said that, Yusahar would definitely tear him to pieces!

Yusahar is not as submissive as Lily.

"What are you doing here?" Just when Lu Ming was already in a bad mood, someone who shouldn't have appeared showed up.

Floren, who was out with some friends, happened to be eating at this restaurant when he happened to see Lu Ming, who looked rather unwell. He exchanged a few words with his friends and then walked over.

“This is my daughter with Yusaha.” Lu Ming had no intention of speaking to Fren, but simply pointed to Kanina and stated the truth. He wanted to see how Fren would react before deciding whether to tell the rest of the family.

To Lu Ming's surprise, Fren accepted the explanation instantly. He sat down next to Lu Ming and greeted Kanina, who was eating voraciously, saying, "My name is Fren Sachs, and I'm your uncle."

"Hey! Uncle!"

Seeing the two people who instantly accepted each other's identities, Lu Ming asked in disbelief, "How do you know they're not lying? I've only known Yusaha for a month or two!"

Fren smiled, pointed to a copper pendant hanging around Kanina's neck that didn't look very valuable, and said, "Because of this thing."

"This pendant?"

"This was made by my sister herself when she was little. Because the person was an apprentice with poor skills, it's a bit crooked. That's why there can't possibly be another one like it in the world. Although I don't know how this child came to be, since she's wearing this pendant, she must be my sister's child!"

“…” Lu Ming stared at the pendant, remaining silent for a moment.

"What's wrong?" Seeing that Lu Ming was silent and his expression was a little off, Furen asked with some concern.

"It's nothing. I was just thinking about how to tell Yusaha and the others about it."

"What?" Fren patted Lu Ming on the back, believing him, and said with a smile, "Just say it!"

"real or fake?"

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After listening to what Fren said, Lu Ming took Kanina home.

"This is my daughter..."

As a result, he only got started, and Yusaha and Lily began frantically searching for a murder weapon, preparing to kill Lu Ming, this big liar.

This terrified Lu Ming. He immediately cursed Furen, that unreliable bastard, while pointing at Yusahar and loudly proclaiming, "The child's mother is Yusahar!"

Splat!

Yusaha, who was searching for the murder weapon, was so startled by Lu Ming's sudden remark that he fell to the ground, staring at Lu Ming with a bewildered expression.

"I...I...I...When did I ever have a child?!" Perhaps sensing the terrifying aura emanating from Lily, Yusaha shuddered and hurriedly pointed at Lu Ming, angrily saying, "I only gave you my virginity a month ago!?"

"Then how do you explain the pendant around this girl's neck?" Lu Ming once again left Yusaha speechless with just one sentence.

Looking closely, the pendant around Kanina's neck really was his own, and Kanina did indeed resemble both himself and Lu Ming... Yusaha didn't know what to say. Just like with Lu Ming before, he was indescribably conflicted.

On one hand, reason told her that she and Lu Ming were just lovers who had only known each other for a month or two; on the other hand, the truth was that the girl who stole things was indeed her and Lu Ming's daughter.

Especially after Kanina pulled out a cell phone!

Just as Yusaha was agonizing over Kanina's situation, Kanina walked up to him, took a cell phone out of her pocket, and handed it to him: "This is from my mother."

"How is this possible..." Looking at the phone in Kanina's hand, Yusaha hurriedly took out her own from her clothes, only to find that it was the exact same thing.

Sitting down in the chair, Lu Ming looked at Yusaha, who was holding two cell phones and had an incredulous expression, and said, "Time travel."

"what?"

Lu Ming pointed at Kanina and said to everyone, "This child is indeed my and Yusaha's child, but not from the present, but from the future. She inexplicably traveled from the future for some strange reason."

Is that true?

"We've been tricked by the God of Magic twice already. Don't you think there might be some god like the God of Time who'll trick us too?" In Lu Ming's eyes, the gods associated with Plu were basically the kind who would kill you without hesitation. This time, Kanina's situation was very likely just a joke played by some unreliable god.

Hearing Lu Ming's words, Yusaha gradually accepted this explanation. However, if Kanina came from the future, then they could learn something about the future from her, thus allowing her wish to be fulfilled faster and preventing the girl's birth.

However, just as Yusaha was laughing about the academy, Lu Ming, an integral part of her dream, stood up and walked towards the bathroom. He said to the housekeeper, Sham, "Sham, heat up some bath water for me. I've been running around on the streets all day and I'm exhausted. I want to have a good soak."

"Yes, Baron..."

Having already grasped the meaning behind this, Yusaha immediately spoke to Lu Ming before Sham could, saying, "I'll boil water for you today."

This sudden turn of events startled both Lu Ming and Sham.

However, Lu Ming didn't say anything, only smiling and telling Yusaha to be careful. Sham, on the other hand, had a fleeting, unreadable emotion in his eyes.

Although Yusaha was determined to improve her relationship with Lu Ming, she was completely taken aback when she entered the kitchen and saw the large pot of boiling water and the stove underneath!

"Hey, are you sure you can handle this?" Just as Yusaha was staring blankly at the stove and the charcoal piled in a fireproof box next to her, Lu Ming, who had followed along out of concern, glanced at her stunned expression and asked.

"Probably, maybe, probably, it's possible..." Although she was very unwilling, Yusaha, who had absolutely no idea how to boil water, had to admire Sham. Heaven knows how she managed to boil a whole tub of hot water for Lu Ming using these broken gadgets! But the strong-willed and competitive Yusaha easily gave up, so she smiled and pushed Lu Ming out, then pulled the experienced Lily in, and slammed the kitchen door shut!

"..." Locked out, Lu Ming stared blankly at the locked kitchen door, his head full of black lines.

Helpless, Lu Ming had no choice but to obediently return to the living room and start chatting with Kanina.

"Hey! Girl! Do you remember how you got here?"

"I'm not called 'Little Girl'! Daddy!" Upon hearing Lu Ming call her "Little Girl," Kanina immediately became angry, throwing herself into Lu Ming's arms and biting and nibbling until he changed his address. Then, she sat on the sofa, eating the snacks Wang Na had prepared, and answered, "I remember I came here with Luca because I found a strange glowing character in the village, touched it, and that's how I found it."

"The village?"

"Yes! Helas Village! I was raised there by Mother Sham since I was a child!"

"Mom and stuff..." Before Lu Ming could even complain, the housekeeper covered her face and laughed happily.

"Um... what are you being shy about? You were so bold while taking a shower..." Looking at Sham, who was all shy and not at all as bold and open as before, Lu Ming muttered to himself, slightly speechless.

Ignoring Sham, who had become somewhat erratic after Kanina's remark, Lu Ming continued, "You were raised by Sham in Helas village? Why?"

"Because Mom is busy working at the academy all day long, and Dad got eaten by Eldridge..."

"What?! I was eaten by that rotten mud, Eldridge, who ate Gwyndolin?!" Upon hearing that he had suffered the exact same fate as the Shadow Sun, Lu Ming was completely shocked.

"I don't know what happened either! That's what Sham's mother told me anyway." Kanina quickly added when she saw that Lu Ming had become completely off because of her words.

"Mom and stuff..." Meanwhile, on the other side, Sham...

"What the hell?" Lu Ming glanced at the shy Sham beside him, scratched his hair in frustration, and was worried about the imminent future.

But Lu Ming quickly stopped worrying about Eldridge, because worrying was pointless. Instead of living in fear, it was better to level up quickly, increase his strength, and then take down Eldridge first!

"Eldridge, Eldridge who devours gods! I will definitely kill you!" As a transmigrator, Lu Ming naturally possessed the pride of one. He wouldn't become weak because of certain threats, but would only become stronger.

"Devouring a god?" Lu Ming muttered to himself softly, but Kanina and the strangely transformed Sham still heard him. They immediately cried out in alarm, "He ate a god!?"

Startled, Lu Ming rubbed his ears, looked at Kanina and Sham with some confusion, then laughed and said, "It's just a title. No need to be so afraid of it! After all, it's just a lump of mud!"

"Really?" Seeing that Lu Ming wasn't afraid of Eldridge at all, Kanina and Sham, who didn't know the truth, felt a little relieved.

At that moment, Yusaha and Lily came out of the kitchen and said to Lu Ming, "The bath water is ready."

After saying that, Yusaha said, as if showing off, "So it turns out that it can be cooked quickly with just a magic furnace! I thought it would be much more difficult!"

"By the way, what were you two arguing about earlier?"

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For Gwyndelin!

Chapter 30 - Wild Boars Cause Trouble

Soaking in the large wooden tub, letting Yusaha and Lily wash his body, Lu Ming quietly pondered Eldridge's situation. Looking back on his life over the past month, it seemed he had been too comfortable. After all, he hadn't hunted rabbits or tried to level up. If this continued, he might really end up being eaten.