The wrong transmigrator assigned by the system

The System Gave Me the Wrong Transmigrator - Author: Gangfeng

Introduction

A shut-in who can't find a girlfriend makes a bet with his best friend and starts playing Dark Souls, only to accidentally travel to another world.

"Someone tell me, what the hell is this seed machine gun?!"

"What the heck is 'fine snow' again?!"

"Why is the Sage's Candlestick made of a fire-breathing dragon's tooth!?"

In short, it's the story of a transmigrator who accidentally got assigned to the wrong system and ended up in another world.

Chapter 1 - Time Travel

"Xiaoming, it's time to sleep! Xiaoming, it's time to sleep! Xiaoming, it's time to sleep!" Around 11 or 12 o'clock at night, a cell phone on the computer desk suddenly rang.

"Thud!" Suddenly, the young man with dark circles under his eyes, who was sitting at the computer desk, slammed his hand on the cheap, broken phone that cost only a few hundred yuan, shattering it.

"Damn it, I'm almost past the Twin Princes, what are you doing here?!" He was just a hair's breadth away from killing the boss when his phone alarm went off, and the boss teleported him away, killing him with a single blow!

"I'm going to beat these damn Twin Princes! I'm going to prove to those bastards who mocked me for being clumsy that I can beat Dark Souls too!" He threw the pitiful remains of his phone into the trash can and continued his arduous journey to defeat the gay Twin Princes boss.

This guy's name is Lu Ming, nicknamed Xiao Ming, and known as the "Little Prince of Ignorance." He's a regular in math problems and is hated by many students... Of course, that's just a joke.

Lu Ming, male, 25 years old, college graduate, works as a stay-at-home dad. Because he was considered a slacker in college, spending all his time in classes, he doesn't have a girlfriend. Apart from a few close friends who have already started working, he has almost no friends.

Two weeks ago, he wanted to play CrossFire with some of his friends, but they blinded him with couple flashbangs and mocked him for being bad at the game. Finally, he couldn't take it anymore and made a bet with them: if he could beat Dark Souls 3 without using cheat codes, they would introduce him to girlfriends. The result, of course, was a series of deaths, deaths, and more deaths.

However, driven by his obsession with his girlfriend, he forcibly increased his attribute points by dragging corpses, thus focusing his efforts on the Twin Princes. And then... he was stuck for an entire day.

"Damn it! I failed again! Never mind, for my future girlfriend whom I haven't even met yet, I'll try again!" Having not rested all day, Lu Xiaoming was utterly exhausted. But for his girlfriend, he decided to give it his all!

So, having died once again by the swords of the two princes, he once again ran away on his corpse.

"Damn the Twin Princes, I, Lu Ming, am back!" Just as he was controlling his character to enter the White Mist Gate, Xiao Ming yelled and charged at the Twin Princes' first form, the eldest prince, carrying a shield and a sword.

Watching himself tumbling and rolling under the First Prince's sword on the computer screen, Lu Ming was so nervous that his face was covered in sweat. Several minutes later, after struggling and occasionally slashing under the First Prince's sword, he finally managed to kill him.

During the cutscene, Lu Ming relaxed his fingers, preparing to fight the second form of the Twin Princes, the eldest prince carrying his younger brother.

But when he was fully loaded with medicine and ready to take on the challenge of carrying his younger brother on his back again, his computer suddenly crashed.

His anger at that moment was understandable.

"Hehe, hehehe, hehehehe..." Lu Ming chuckled foolishly, then slammed his fist on the computer keyboard.

"Fuck you! I was at full strength! Full strength! Why? Why!?" Exhausted, he roared a few times before collapsing onto his computer desk, crying and losing consciousness.

Within days, the city's newspapers and news outlets were filled with the headline: "A man died suddenly from exhaustion after playing games. Experts urge real life to stay away from WoW."

Upon seeing this news, Lu Ming's close friends didn't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for him. They didn't even bother with an investigation before blaming WoW. They could have at least said LoL! WoW has been around for over a decade!

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"Where am I?" Lu Ming, who was playing a game, woke up in a forest. After looking around at the deserted forest, Lu Ming pinched his thigh hard.

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" He yelled, clearly having pinched too hard, scaring the birds in the woods away.

"Could it be that I've transmigrated?" While rubbing his sore thigh, Lu Ming realized that the clothes he was wearing were not the ones he was used to, but a tattered robe, somewhat like the ones worn by the ghosts in Dark Souls, the game he played before he died.

Looking at the clothes he was wearing, Lu Ming stood there blankly for a long time before he came to his senses.

"Hahahaha~~ Finally, finally, a blind time-traveling god has stumbled into a trap!!" Realizing he might have time-traveled, he suddenly burst into laughter, startling the birds that had just landed back in the trees, causing them to take flight again with a chorus of chirps.

For a shut-in like him, neglected by his parents and constantly pressured to find a girlfriend but unable to, transmigrating was a wonderful thing. After all, the girls in this other world are mostly blind, and any transmigrator will relentlessly pursue him to marry them. Thinking about it now still gets a little exciting!

However, he suddenly remembered that the game he played before he transmigrated was Dark Souls: "Wait a minute!! I played Dark Souls before, and according to various transmigration novels, I should have transmigrated into the world of Dark Souls now?"

"No!!!! I don't want to rekindle the fire!!!!" After realizing the truth, Lu Ming knelt down on a thick patch of grass and shouted to the sky.

Dark Souls is a masochistic game where even a small monster can torture a player dozens of times. If the world he transmigrated to really was Dark Souls... with his NEET physique, he probably couldn't even beat an ordinary ghost, let alone a single dog, a madman who just smashed his own light, or a giant crab.

"Weapons, weapons, weapons, weapons, weapons..." Knowing what kind of game Dark Souls was, he immediately started looking around for something to defend himself, lest a wandering ghost suddenly jump out and send him back to his hometown.

Unfortunately, he found nothing except a broken stick that had somehow been snapped in half. And this situation looked remarkably like the beginning of a certain unpredictable, jinxed gaming game.

This inexplicable sense of déjà vu made Lu Ming relax slightly.

After all, Poisonous Milk Rice is better than Dark Souls, right?

Although he had played the game "Poisonous Milk Rice" for a while a few years ago, from A1 to the later Celestial Realm, he was also a veteran with a max-level account. However, he was beaten to the ground by his teacher who also played the game, and he quit the game world, focusing on his studies and wanting to become a teacher who beats his students to the ground.

However, the difficulty of Poison Milk Rice and Dark Souls is worlds apart. Although Poison Milk Rice A1-A2 is very difficult, compared to Dark Souls where you can be instantly killed by a backstab from a small monster, it's practically a game-changer.

Compared to those weak goblins, ghosts and ghost knights are truly terrifying!

"Celia! I'm here!! Oops~" Thinking of the lovely girl, Lu Ming started running towards a sparser area in the woods, but he accidentally tripped and fell face-first into the mud.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch~ Hmm?" Lu Ming, who had just fallen to the ground, was about to get up when he saw a little brown rabbit in front of him, looking at him as if it had never seen such a silly person before.

Ignoring the rabbit's disdain, Lu Ming grabbed it in a flash. Ignoring the poor rabbit's struggles, he held it in his arms and stroked it all over: "This is... a rabbit? So cute!"

As the old saying goes, even a rabbit will bite when cornered!

After being groped around by him, the rabbit felt its life was ruined and, without hesitation, bit Lu Ming's hand.

"Ah ...

But what happened next was beyond his expectations.

Just like a character in a video game, the little rabbit kicked off a tree and jumped back. A faint glow emanated from its tiny mouth, reminding Lu Ming of the magical beasts in various novels he had read in the past.

Although Lu Ming was a shut-in, in this life-or-death situation, he gritted his teeth, rolled around, and dodged the rabbit's attack by some great narrow margin, just like his game character tumbling left and right under the prince's sword.

"You stinky rabbit! Don't underestimate the abilities of a transmigrator!" Lu Ming picked up the wooden stick he had thrown away when he fell, pointed it at the little rabbit, yelled, and pounced on it: "You're tonight's dinner!"

Unfortunately, although he looked very brave at the time, when the little rabbit that had missed its target turned its head to look at him, he immediately turned and ran away.

Because the little rabbit hadn't yet used the magic it had prepared, the glow on its mouth was still there, and it was getting brighter and brighter.

"Hey~"

While running away, Lu Ming suddenly heard a strange sound, and couldn't help but look back as he ran.

Then he saw an ice pick about the length of his little finger being shot at him!

Whether it was due to a surge of adrenaline or a final burst of energy before death, Lu Ming spun around and struck, sending the ice spike flying.

Looking at the wooden stick in his hand, now slightly frosty from knocking away the ice spike, and the little rabbit that clearly hadn't expected this situation, Lu Ming revealed a smile that he thought was terrifying but was actually quite amusing, and walked step by step toward the bewildered little rabbit.

"Tonight's dinner, hehehe, you can't escape it! Ugh... Waaah~!... How disgusting..." Lu Ming's huge shadow enveloped the poor little rabbit, and in the little rabbit's desperate eyes, he raised his stick and smashed the little rabbit to death in one fell swoop.

But the sight of the rabbit's brains splattering made him unable to hold back, and he vomited out of disgust.

"What did Bear Grylls say again? In Jiang Gou, the most important thing for survival is food. But..." After vomiting most of his food, Lu Ming muttered to himself, then glanced at the poor little rabbit's corpse: "I think I'll just forget about it..."

Suddenly, at that moment, a voice came from inside his tattered robe, startling him!

"Xiao Ming! Time to sleep! Xiao Ming! Time to sleep! Xiao Ming! Time to sleep!"

He quickly pulled the phone he had smashed from his tattered robe and saw the following message on the screen: "Congratulations, you have achieved an achievement and received a Beginner's Gift Pack x1. Congratulations on completing the main quest: you have received a Skill Point x1."

"What the hell?!"

Chapter Two - Did the System Give Me the Wrong Thing?

Lu Ming stared blankly at the phone in his hand for a long time before he reacted and started scrolling through the screen: "What the hell is this? Is it a system from a novel? Shouldn't it be in my mind? Why is it on this crappy phone?"

The phone's original operating system was gone, leaving only six apps: Tasks, Achievements, Packages, Skills, Attributes, and Messages.

"Tasks?" With the idea of ​​opening them one by one to see what they were like, Lu Ming clicked on the first application: Tasks.

The tasks are like the so-called system tasks in novels and games, divided into main quests, side quests, and daily quests. Although the side quests and daily quests are currently unavailable, there's still one main quest: It requires you to challenge the little rabbit that Lu Ming just defeated three more times.

"Okay, just like the ridiculous tasks in novels. Next, achievements."

As soon as Lu Ming opened the achievements app, he saw an incredibly huge achievement tree on his phone, and the first achievement he completed was the very first achievement on the tree. The other achievements, except for finding the starting village and acquiring the initial equipment, were all in a state where they could be completed but not viewed.

"I have to find the starting village myself? What the hell! Next, my inventory? No, I'd better check my skills first!" Lu Ming, who was about to open his inventory, thought for a moment and realized that his skills were still the most important thing right now. After all, he was just a shut-in with no decent skills, and he could be eaten by some unknown thing at any time.

But with skills, things are different. With skills, he can easily and effortlessly hunt rabbits without worrying about their counterattacks!

But when Lu Ming opened the skill application, his initial enthusiasm for easily hunting rabbits was instantly extinguished by a bucket of cold water. The phone screen displayed a dozen large characters: "Skill application not yet available. Please try again after using your beginner skill lottery ticket."

"What the hell is this?!" Looking at the dozen or so large characters, Lu Ming yelled and was about to smash his phone on the ground. But he stopped just before throwing it.

"I've only ever heard of people complaining that they don't have enough cheat codes, I've never heard of someone throwing away their cheat codes! I have to stay calm, or I'll be laughed at! Hmm!" Lu Ming closed his eyes, took a few deep breaths, and then opened the attribute application.

Name: Lu Ming

Sex: Male

Race: Human (temporary)

Rating: 1

Experience required to reach the next level: 80

Physical strength: 3 (normal person is 5)

Strength: 4 (normal is 5)

Agility: 3 (normal level is 5)

Intelligence: 5

Mental state: 6 (normal value is 5)

Magic Points: 22 (Normal human level is 15)

System evaluation: A magic apprentice with poor physical abilities.

Looking at the stats on his phone, Lu Ming stroked his chin, involuntarily wondering if he should have exercised more. He then muttered to himself, "Magic value 22, 7 points higher than the average person. Does that mean I shouldn't play melee combat, but should go to a magic school to learn magic? Also, is the lack of health points because this is the real world? But what does 'temporarily' mean after 'race'? Does it mean my race can change?"

"Next, Messages." Filled with questions, Lu Ming clicked on the last app on his phone: Messages.

Information is a collection of applications similar to alarm clocks, timekeeping, calendars, and text messages.

Besides setting alarms and displaying the time and month, users can also see useful notifications and messages sent by the system. At this point, there are already four messages in the SMS section.

After turning off the terrifying alarm clock, Lu Ming began to check the four messages.

"Congratulations! As you are the [number]th player to download Dark Souls from [website name], we have specially prepared a one-way ticket to another world for you. We hope you find your other half in the other world and have a great time."