"That Shakespeare, I chatted and laughed with her~" If I said that, probably no one would believe me.
And... Shakespeare's move just now looked so cool and dashing!
I feel a flutter in my heart.
"[And you're talking about me? You're getting restless yourself, going through puberty?]" The system, having removed its perverted mask, started teasing Mo Mo again. "[Look at you, you had such a great opportunity, maybe you could have even won her over if you tried harder, how great was that? And now you've just given it away for nothing?]"
[Strategy guide my ass! Can't you come up with something decent? Do you think I'm surnamed Katsura? Is this strategy guide like playing a video game?]
[Calling you brain-dead isn't an exaggeration. You couldn't even capitalize on such a great start as a hero saving a damsel in distress. Anyone else would probably be secretly smitten by now.] The system sighed. [You probably don't have a girlfriend, right?]
[...]Shoving the autograph into his pocket, Mo Mo's gaze was fierce. "Mind your own business!"
Yes, there are! Some call me Captain, some call me Master, there are so many!
I really want to return this infuriating system; I wish I could get a system that can transform.
[A hopeless case...] Embracing a sense of superiority from who-knows-where, the system fell silent.
Perhaps if we really do as the system suggests, the course of this book might be completely changed.
It could become something like "I built a harem in the Honkai Impact 3rd world".
Just thinking about it makes me excited... but I can't get myself moving.
Mo Mo still hasn't given up on her desire to go home.
While it's undeniable that he did have such fantasies...
[Why did you come back here?] Not long after, the familiar buildings around you aroused the system's question.
Compared to the grand occasions when Shakespeare performed, the place is now almost deserted.
"I want to come back and look for that mask, so I can return it to her if I see her again." Following the lingering impressions in her memory, Mo Mo strolled through the square.
Wow, I didn't know you knew how to play the long game. I underestimated you.
【...】
Mo Mo really couldn't understand how the system had labeled him like that. Did it mean he just looked like a frivolous person?
Paying attention to him will only embolden him; it's better to ignore him.
I circled the square several times and searched every corner, but still found nothing.
It seems it has already been picked up by someone.
For some reason, Mo Mo suddenly felt at ease.
[It seems your plan has failed; it was already picked up by some unknown guy.] The system only felt sorry for Mo Mo, as if he had lost a great opportunity.
"I guess it was picked up by another righteous person, no big deal." Mo Mo stretched.
Karen's witty remarks without her mask are soulless; it's best to get back on track.
And I really want to see it in person if I have the chance...
So what are you planning to do now? Keep posing?
Of course, we need to find a place to stay for tonight; it's almost dark.
Mo Mo looked up and saw that the still-warm sky already had sparse starlight, and the curtain of night was about to cover the sky.
【You don't even have a penny to your name? And you still want to find lodging?】
A very real problem loomed before Mo Mo: penniless, even finding a place to get a good night's sleep was out of the question.
[If you had been a little more shameless, you might have already been taken home by Shakespeare and started a cohabitation storyline.] The system was still brooding. [What a pity, you really should learn from your predecessors.]
"So, the Shakespeare storyline will start then?" Mo Mo could only let the system do as it pleased. "Maybe I can be the first to try something new."
"Now there aren't even crab shells left." The system chimed in. "I suggest you just find a small alley to make do; you shouldn't get too cold."
Mo Mo looked down and examined his attire again. The already shabby clothes were now a sight to behold.
Coupled with unkempt hair and bangs that almost cover the eyes, it has a rather scary movie vibe.
After looking around for a long time, Mo Mo had to admit the cruel reality that he would have to sleep on the streets.
This is... utterly horrific.
Walking down the empty street, Mo Mo could no longer see anyone else.
I slipped into a side alley, picked a relatively clean corner to sit down, and made it my temporary "home".
Looking up at the already dark night sky, Mo Mo prayed in his heart that it wouldn't rain.
"Phew..." Mo Mo let out a long sigh, hugged his knees, and buried his face in them.
All the fatigue from the day came rushing out at once, and my tired body was so lethargic that I didn't want to move at all.
【Hey, hey, hey, are you going to sleep already? No way, get up and have some fun!】The system's voice exploded in Mo Mo's mind, slightly dispelling his sleepiness.
[Hey you banana banana, I'm exhausted, and there's nothing to do, what's the point of not sleeping?]
[Why don't you tell me more about how this world works? You seem to know everything that's going to happen next. Since you have time, why don't you tell me about it?]
【emmmm...alright, since you want to hear it, I'll tell you about it.】Mo Mo opened his eyes, forcing himself to stay awake.
Since we're currently on the Purple Iris arc, let's tell him about the current plot.
Listen carefully, a long, long time ago, there was a child who was very smart but very disliked...
Mo Mo listlessly recounted the stories from his memories, painting one scene after another in his mind for the system.
He never imagined that one day he would stumble into this world and witness all of this happening firsthand.
The system listened silently, surprisingly without interrupting.
Mo Mo's head was nodding off, his eyelids were starting to droop, and he kept yawning.
"And then...they...ha...they...just...Zzzzzz..."
Mo Mo's head lolled to the side, and he lost consciousness completely, his faint nasal voice coming out intermittently.
"..." The system did not continue to disturb him, letting Mo Mo drift off to sleep.
"Is this a broken world...?" a barely audible, low voice murmured to itself.
The belt was tightly fastened around Mo Mo's waist, and a flash of light appeared on the silver-white driver.
"You... do you think you can still get the card?"
This is really worrying.
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7. A transmigrator who doesn't want to get involved in the plot isn't a good protagonist (outrageous opinion)
Hello World!!!
A loud shout exploded in Mo Mo's mind like thunder, as if the rising sun had pierced through the chaos.
Startled, Mo Mo, who was fast asleep with her knees drawn up to her chest, fell to the ground and rolled around several times.
"What's wrong? What happened? The Herrscher called?"
Mo Mo, who had just woken up from a dream, was still in a daze. He bounced around on the ground a few times and stared around with his half-open eyes.
No assassins, no Honkai Beasts. It's still that familiar alley.
Ganle, you're giving a false report!
[You got scared out of your wits just from my greeting? Can't you even take care of your little brother?]
Mo Mo was taken aback at first, and then finally realized what was happening.
"You bastard..." Rubbing his throbbing head, Mo Mo really wanted to slap him. [Disturbing someone's sleep so early in the morning deserves to be dragged out and torn to pieces, you understand?]
Ugh, I'm so angry! I finally had a good dream, and it got cut short like this.
We are about to face this cold and cruel reality again.
The sun in the sky is practically laughing at you, but you still won't wake up. Are you waiting for it to sing you a lullaby?
Mo Mo really wanted to know where this thing learned these idioms.
It's practically a series of... one thing after another.
Don't you sleep?
"I'm both the champion of staying up all night and the champion of getting up early, damn it." The system's tone immediately made Mo Mo imagine an incredibly smug expression. "You think everyone's like you?"
"I'm too lazy to argue with you." Mo Mo pointed to his waist with two middle fingers, pouted, and got up from the ground.
However, as the system said, it is indeed getting late.
Once I regained some consciousness, I could clearly hear the sounds.
"Oh dear—!"
After bouncing around a few times, Mo Mo started doing various exercises against the wall.
After dealing with this all night, my body is a bit stiff.
After a set of radio calisthenics, the drowsiness was completely driven away. Patting his cheeks, Mo Mo was once again full of energy.
"Perfect, fully revived!"
[Oh, oh, oh, that's it~] The system muttered in a monotonous tone, then continued, [And then, you're going to go have your fun?]
[Fuck you...]
【Yada~】
Goosebumps instantly covered Mo Mo's entire body.
If this guy could use a different voice pack to say that line, it would be more acceptable.
The one with the bell should be pretty good.
[You should probably give up. Wouldn't it be better to think about something more practical?]
[Really? I'd like to too, but your system can't even issue a task.]
Brushing his clothes off, Mo Mo walked out of the alley.
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