I found a belt in the Honkai Impact 3rd world.

The system typed three question marks: "[Promise me you won't be a simp, okay?]"

"If it weren't for genuine affection, who would..." Mo Mo subconsciously answered, then realized halfway through, "Who's being a simp! I'm serious!"

When it comes to sycophants, it's definitely Otto who should be the one, how could it be me?

When it comes to licking boots, it truly cannot compare.

If you say so, then so be it; I won't argue.

Clearly, the system completely disregarded Mo Mo's words.

【system.】

What's wrong now?

Did I forget to tell her my name?

【...】

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11. Sexy Mo Zai, caught online.

Inside the luxurious, jewel-encrusted room, mouthwatering delicacies from land and sea were spread out on the long table.

"Mmm, this is so delicious." Mo Mo, who had no regard for his image, was eating and drinking without restraint, pouring all the delicacies into his mouth. "This, this is also so delicious... mmm."

Moved to tears, Mo Mo reached out again, only to touch something cold and hard.

"You're dreaming! Wake up right now!"

The system's deep, powerful voice struck Mo Mo like a heavy hammer blow.

"!!!" With a sudden shudder, Mo Mo opened his eyes groggily, and traces of liquid dripping from the corner of his mouth could still be seen on the ground.

Oh, it really was a dream? No wonder I wasn't full.

and many more.

What the hell are you up to now? Can't you just let me get some sleep?!

This is the umpteenth time already; Mo Mo feels like she's never woken up naturally.

[If you keep sleeping, you'll really be meeting that damned Duke of Zhou (the god of sleep)!] The system's cursing continued incessantly. [You know you're in trouble, right?]

【trouble?】

Mo Mo rubbed his sleepy eyes and looked up to see that the narrow alley entrance was completely blocked by several strong figures, each of them wearing armor and carrying a gun and a stick.

This scene immediately woke Mo Mo up.

[System, what's going on?]

"You're asking me? Who am I supposed to ask? You're definitely the one who caused trouble."

Could it be the same group from the day before yesterday? They don't seem like it.

I think something's wrong. Be careful, maybe things will turn out alright.

After a fruitless exchange, Mo Mo could only watch anxiously as the guards approached him step by step.

Without exception, they all had stern faces, clearly indicating that they came with ill intentions.

Standing up timidly, Mo Mo swallowed hard and forced a calm demeanor as he asked, "Brothers, is there anything I can help you with?"

The leading guard, who was looking down at Mo Mo with his height advantage, didn't reply. He gave a wink to each of his two sides, and the next moment, the two guards next to him pounced on him and pushed Mo Mo to the ground without saying a word.

[What the hell is going on?! Mo Mo, what did you do?!]

You already know what I did!

"Brothers, you've arrested the wrong person!" Mo Mo didn't dare to struggle and could only try to defend himself, "I'm a good person who embodies the Five Stresses, Four Beauties, and Three Loves, and I'm always happy to help others! A truly law-abiding citizen!"

"Enough with the nonsense!" The head guard glared fiercely and then gave a wink.

Two guards grabbed Mo Mo from either side and lifted him up.

The head guard nodded and took two steps forward.

"Help!!!! I've been sexually assaulted!!!"

A high-pitched scream echoed through the alley and reverberated across the surrounding streets, yet no one dared to enter.

"Hmph." The head guard snorted coldly and pulled his hand out of Mo Mo's disheveled clothes.

He also pulled out a heavy little bag.

[Mo Zai's doomed! You're not only going to be sexually assaulted, but also robbed! Was 15th-century Europe really this chaotic?!]

[Say less and think of something to do!]

【What else can we do but take them down! Don't tell me you can't even beat them.】

"Wouldn't that mean I'd be wanted by the entire Destiny faction?! No way!"

Just as Mo Mo and the system were having a mental battle, the head guard opened the small bag and took out a gleaming gold coin.

After carefully examining the gold coins, the head guard discreetly slipped them into his pocket and then tied the small bag shut.

"take away!"

"Yes!"

"Hey, what are you doing! Let me go! I'm going to scream for help! I really am! Help!!! I've been kidnapped!!!"

The screams lingered in the air above the town, refusing to dissipate for a long time.

......

"boom!"

Mo Mo, who was already tied up, was thrown hard onto the floor.

If Mo Mo remembered correctly, this was Viktor's mansion. He had just scouted the place yesterday, but he never expected to enter in this way today.

"Behave yourself!" A guard stepped forward and restrained Mo Mo, who was struggling incessantly.

"Let me go! You bunch of bastards!" Mo Mo's face flushed red, and his hoarse voice, though hoarse from shouting, still didn't give up. "Arresting people in broad daylight! What right do you have to arrest me! Is there no law?"

Bound like a caterpillar, Mo Mo was unable to move and could only rage helplessly.

"Hmph, the law?" A disdainful snort accompanied by footsteps burst into the hall. "Here, I am the law!"

Mo Mo looked toward the sound and saw a face that looked like it deserved a beating.

[Such standard villain lines, in any other book he wouldn't survive two chapters!]

[This guy is that stinky bastard named Victor!] Mo Mo recognized him at a glance.

Along with that extra named Victor, came a well-dressed blond man.

[Mo Zai, who's that blond guy? He looks like he's something special.]

Just as the system said, after glancing at Victor, Mo Mo turned his gaze to the blond man.

His handsome face was expressionless, but deep within his calm eyes lingered a hint of disdain, though it was unclear what he was targeting.

Their eyes met.

The man's lips curled into a mocking smile, but it vanished in the blink of an eye.

The blond man's identity is self-evident.

Why are you staring at him like that again? Who is he? He acts all high and mighty.

【Him?】 Mo Mo withdrew his gaze. Such blatant disdain made him feel extremely uncomfortable. 【His surname is Otto, his given name is Apocalypse, his nickname is Bishop the Simp, and he has been a devout simp for five hundred years without fail, 100% pure, and undoubtedly the number one Kallen fan of Honkai Impact.】

The Archbishop of Destiny for the next 500 years, the ultimate mastermind.

This was the first time Momo and Otto Apocalypse met.

This probably won't be the last time.

【Oh, it's him.】The system remembered too. 【Then isn't he your love rival? No way, Mo Zai, I feel like you have no chance of winning. He's got everything: rich, handsome, and a childhood sweetheart. Isn't this an easy win? How can you possibly lose?】

"Childhood sweetheart? Rich, handsome, and successful? Pshaw! Isn't this just a blond loser?" Mo Mo said resentfully. "Ying's brilliance shines on him. Just you wait and see, if this guy manages to win over Karen, I'll change my mind!"

One day he will understand that he will never be able to get past the Far Eastern witch.

It was all destined!

Simps are despicable.

Simps are despicable!

Otto, standing to the side, was unaware that he had been viciously cursed by two ill-intentioned people, but he simply acted as if it were none of his business.

He recognized the guy lying on the ground as the nameless man from the alley last night.

But so what?

"Let me go!" Mo Mo glared back fearlessly and cursed through gritted teeth.

"Let you go?" Viktor sneered and shouted, "You despicable thief, won't you confess?"

"..." Mo Mo was stunned for a few seconds before finally understanding the meaning of the words, "Huh???"

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12. Forcing someone to take the blame is the most fatal mistake.

"What did you say?" Mo Mo looked up in shock. "I'm a thief?"

What are you talking about? When did I ever steal anything?

"No, I didn't! Don't talk nonsense!"

"Nonsense?" Viktor scoffed, tossing a bag of coins in front of Mo Mo. "Now that you've been caught red-handed, what excuse do you have?"

Mo Mo's face turned almost entirely green.

"I......"

"Otherwise, how could a penniless commoner like you possibly have so much wealth!"

"This was given to me by a kind person!"