I think one of the happiest things in life is coming home to a maid greeting you with "Welcome home, Master!" Of course, it would be even more perfect if your wife were dressed as a maid to greet you.
This idea must have come from Lu Xiaojun, because she knows I love maid outfits the most. The two cuties in front of me completely hit my G-spot. Just based on the shallow cleavage revealed at the chest, I would give this maid outfit a perfect score.
"Would you like to eat first or take a bath first, Master?" Lu Xiaojun asked sweetly with a smile.
"I think……"
Actually, I still couldn't pull my attention away; it was still wandering over Lu Xiaojun's body, sometimes to her delicate collarbone under her tank top, sometimes to her two snow-white arms, and sometimes to her white stockings... As for why I didn't observe Hua Xinning, it's because she's my sister, and it would be too awkward to stare at her directly.
Lu Xiaojun blushed a little when I stared at her, and said shyly, "Master, please don't stare at me anymore... Shall we eat first or take a bath first?"
I want to eat you first...
I straightened my expression and said, "Let's eat first, I'm a little hungry."
Hua Xinning went to cook, while Lu Xiaojun pulled me to the sofa and said, "Master, you've had a long day. Let me help you relax."
The last time I received this kind of treatment was when I went to the maid cafe during the school anniversary celebration and was served by Bi Antong. I never expected that I could enjoy this emperor-like treatment at home today.
I sat on the sofa, while Lu Xiaojun knelt beside me, her two soft, boneless hands massaging my shoulders. Her faint fragrance wafted through the air, making it a truly enjoyable experience.
"Is Master comfortable?" Lu Xiaojun's voice carried a hint of shyness as she addressed him as "Master".
"That's wonderful. Whoever marries Xiaojun will be the happiest man ever," I exclaimed.
Upon hearing this, Lu Xiaojun blushed and moved her hands to my thigh, pressing them against it. She bent slightly forward, her clothes drooping, revealing a glimpse of her ample bosom. Lu Xiaojun clearly noticed my restless gaze, but instead of covering herself, she unexpectedly asked shyly, "Master, who do you think has bigger breasts, me or Xin Ning…?"
Lu Xiaojun almost squeezed out the last three words, "a little bigger," in a voice so soft it was barely audible. One can imagine how much courage it took for her to ask that question.
When it comes to this kind of question, I have to evaluate it from an objective perspective. To be honest, although Lu Xiaojun is petite, she's quite well-endowed. Her breasts are even slightly larger than Hua Xinning's, who is ten centimeters taller, and about the same size as Bi Antong's. Of course, they both have to lose to Ye Zhi...
I commented very seriously, "Yours is big."
Lu Xiaojun gave a soft "hmm," and although she was shy, she seemed very happy and even a little proud. For example, she pressed her chest even closer to my face and started rubbing my temples, and I could only try my best to resist the urge to bury my face in her chest.
After a while, Lu Xiaojun asked again, "Is Master still tired?"
"I'm not so tired anymore, you did a great job."
"Then, Master, can you give Xiaojun a small reward?" Lu Xiaojun looked at me expectantly and shyly.
She really should be rewarded. Not only Xiaojun, but Xinning should also be rewarded, otherwise it would be unfair to them for working so hard to please me.
"What kind of reward does Xiaojun want?" I asked with a smile.
Lu Xiaojun didn't answer, but turned her face slightly towards me, revealing her ears, which were already flushed. I instantly understood what Lu Xiaojun meant, and then kissed her cheek without hesitation...
"Ugh! Little Jun is so naughty, she actually got intimate with my brother while I was busy!" Hua Xinning came to the living room at some point and saw me kissing Lu Xiaojun.
Caught red-handed, Lu Xiaojun, like a cat caught stealing fish, jumped off the sofa in embarrassment and ran to the kitchen.
"Xin Ning, let me bring out the dishes and bowls for you..."
Hua Xinning looked at me with an interrogative air and asked, "Brother and Sister Xiaojun's relationship is indeed more than just casual. Are you pursuing Sister Xiaojun?"
"I'm not pursuing that..."
Hua Xinning looked at me in disbelief and continued, "I just saw you kissing Xiaojun, and this maid outfit was Xiaojun's idea. She said that her brother likes maids the most, so she asked me to come with her to fulfill her wish."
So Lu Xiaojun is such a cutie, she understands my tastes.
"Let's put aside whether I pursue her or not, Xin Ning, why are you so agitated? Didn't you say you didn't care if I had a girlfriend?" I retorted.
Hua Xinning was speechless for a moment, her gaze wandering. After a long while, she stammered, "Mom told me to keep an eye on things when my brother is dating, so of course I have to care..."
Damn it! I never expected Mom to assign such a task to Xin Ning. Although Xin Ning is usually very obedient and listens to me, she becomes extremely uncompromising when it comes to my girlfriends. That's why I didn't dare tell her that I had a girlfriend named Mo Jia. Otherwise, she would definitely cry and complain that I no longer dote on her as my younger sister. To prevent her from using my mother's words to control my girlfriends in the future, I plan to find some time to talk to Mom and make things clear.
"Time to eat!"
After Lu Xiaojun brought out all the dishes, I took the opportunity to change the subject and said to Hua Xinning, "Xinning, thank you for your hard work. You made four dishes. Xinning is really capable!"
After I praised her, Hua Xinning seemed to have forgotten about me kissing Xiaojun earlier and laughed happily.
Just as I was about to go get my food, Lu Xiaojun stopped me.
"Let us serve our master."
The maid's service was excellent, deserving a five-star rating. I sat down comfortably and waited for them to serve me my food.
After the three of us sat down, I first picked up a piece of spicy chicken. It tasted the same as before, or even better. It's probably because I haven't had Xin Ning's cooking in a long time.
I couldn't help but praise Hua Xinning again: "Xinning's cooking skills have improved again, it's delicious!"
After taking a bite, Lu Xiaojun couldn't help but nod in agreement with what I said.
Hua Xinning smiled happily, but then a sad expression appeared on her face as she said, "But after I get married, my brother will rarely have the chance to eat my cooking anymore..."
Hua Xinning seemed to be implying something, but I couldn't grasp the deeper meaning. I only understood the surface meaning, and my good mood vanished instantly. Xinning is 18 now, and in seven or eight years she'll probably get married, while I'll be married and possibly have children. From then on, our relationship will likely gradually fade. Even if we keep in touch, it will only be normal visits between relatives. She won't follow me around anymore, and she won't sweetly call me "brother" anymore. Instead, she'll sweetly call other boys "husband" or "darling"...
Thinking about this, my heart aches, but I can only accept it, because this is a process that everyone must go through in life. Men should marry when they are of age and women should marry when they are of age. They can't stay with me and my parents forever.
"If only I could stay by my brother's side forever..." Hua Xinning said sadly.
Seeing that Xin Ning was a little sad, Lu Xiaojun reached out and took her hand, comforting her, "It's okay, Xin Ning. When you have time, teach me all your cooking skills."
"I can make it for your brother later too."
After saying that, Lu Xiaojun glanced at me shyly.
I thought Xin Ning would feel better, since someone would inherit her culinary skills and continue to cook for me in the future, but I didn't expect Xin Ning's face to turn black immediately.
I suddenly realized that Xin Ning, who had always been against me having a girlfriend, would react very differently to Lu Xiaojun's words, as if Lu Xiaojun was already my girlfriend or even my wife. Her words, translated, were like saying: "You'd better just get married and behave yourself. As for your brother, I'll take good care of him. Don't worry about him..."
It has a kind of "your wife, I'll take care of her" vibe...
Chapter 28, Section 148: Open and Covert Struggles
However, Lu Xiaojun still didn't realize the seriousness of the problem, thinking that what she said was to improve her relationship with her sister-in-law, but in reality...
Hua Xinning smiled and replied, "Little Jun is clearly a pampered young lady who never lifts a finger. It's best if she doesn't try to learn from you, otherwise she might accidentally cut or burn herself."
In my opinion, this sentence means: Sister Xiaojun, you can't learn this, so give up on the idea of getting my brother!
Hua Xinning's words all indicate that she is not satisfied with Lu Xiaojun as my girlfriend. Although she is not my girlfriend, what exactly is it about Lu Xiaojun that Xinning is dissatisfied with? Lu Xiaojun is simply too outstanding to find fault with. She is beautiful and well-behaved. I really can't think of anything to criticize. It can't be her height, can it...?
Could it be that I misunderstood Xin Ning from the very beginning? Xin Ning is usually very well-behaved; there's no way she would say something so barbed. Is it just a mental habit formed from dealing with too many androgynous people...?
"I'm not as pampered as you all imagine. My mom taught me how to make desserts and sew clothes since I was little, so learning to cook is no problem at all~ Xin Ning, don't worry about me not being used to it." Lu Xiaojun said, as if she didn't want to be looked down upon.
Then I observed Hua Xinning's expression more closely, and I couldn't see anything suspicious. She was just smiling, no different from her usual self. It seems I was overthinking it.
"Master, how about trying this shrimp dish I made?"
I had just finished a mouthful of rice when Hua Xinning picked up a piece of shrimp and placed it in front of me. I wanted to tell her that Lu Xiaojun was still watching and that I could just put it in my bowl, but Hua Xinning didn't realize that and just put it in my mouth like she would at home. I had no choice but to swallow the shrimp with her chopsticks. However, I felt indescribably awkward being fed by my sister while being watched by Lu Xiaojun.
Sure enough, I clearly noticed that Lu Xiaojun's little mouth was slightly pouting, which was a sign of dissatisfaction.
Not to be outdone, Lu Xiaojun chimed in, "Master must be very thirsty, let me get you a bowl of soup~"
"No need, I can do it myself..."
However, Lu Xiaojun had already brought the soup back. She smiled sweetly and held the bowl to my lips. I had no choice but to take a sip of the soup, but it was a little hot. I subconsciously hissed. Lu Xiaojun asked nervously, "Is it too hot? I'll get you a spoon."
Then Lu Xiaojun, dragging her wide maid skirt, went to the kitchen to get a spoon. She scooped up a spoonful, blew on it, and then put it to my lips, saying, "It's not hot anymore, Master."
"Xiaojun, why don't you sit back and eat? I can do it myself..." I felt a little uncomfortable being fed soup like this.
But Lu Xiaojun said, feeling wronged, "Doesn't Master like me feeding you soup?"
I quickly said, "I like it, I like it..."
Then Lu Xiaojun fed him several more bites before he returned to his seat, satisfied. Hua Xinning, on the other hand, still had a smile on her face. I breathed a sigh of relief, as I was worried that she would be unhappy to see Lu Xiaojun and me being so affectionate...
Instead, she smiled and put a piece of meat in my bowl on the right side, while Lu Xiaojun put a piece in my bowl on the left side. That saved me the trouble of picking up food.
Just as I was about to pick up the piece of meat on the right, I felt like someone kicked my leg, and the meat fell back down. I subconsciously glanced under the table and saw two pairs of beautiful legs in white stockings, perfectly fine in their seats. I looked at them both, but they were eating and nothing seemed amiss.
Perhaps it was an accidental kick, so I continued eating, picking up the piece of meat on the left side of my bowl, but then someone kicked it again, and the meat fell back down. I glanced under the table again, and there were still two pairs of legs behaving themselves.
I tried to pick up the piece of meat on the right, while subtly glancing under the table out of the corner of my eye. Sure enough, a leg kicked out – it was Lu Xiaojun's!
"Xiaojun, why did you kick me?" I looked at her, puzzled.
"The one on the left tastes better."
"is it?"
So I put down the piece of meat on the right and picked up the piece on the left. At that moment, my leg was kicked again.
I asked, bewildered, "Xiaojun, why did you kick me again?"
Lu Xiaojun shook her head innocently and said, "I didn't."
Hua Xinning said, "The one on the right that I picked up tastes better."
"They're all the same, aren't they? They're all from the same dish..."
So, just as I was about to pick up the piece of meat on the left and put it to my mouth, one of my legs was grabbed by a pair of thin legs and pulled to the right. This direction must be Xin Ning's. I looked at her and saw her biting her lip and looking at me, as if she wanted me to eat her piece first. Helpless, I had to put the left piece aside and pick up the right piece. But then, the leg that Xin Ning was holding was grabbed by another pair of thin legs and pulled to the left...
I looked at Lu Xiaojun on my left, and saw that she was also biting her lip and looking at me, as if she wanted me to eat her piece first.
"They all really taste the same..."
"It's different!" the two women said in unison.
In contrast to the open rivalry at the dinner table, a fierce battle was unfolding beneath it. Lu Xiaojun and Hua Xinning each grabbed one of my legs and pulled me to either side, their strength evenly matched and it difficult to determine a winner. I even wondered if I should cheer for their unconventional tug-of-war...
Although being sandwiched between two pairs of long legs in white stockings is really enjoyable, how am I supposed to eat like this?
"That's enough!" I slammed my chopsticks on the table!
Lu Xiaojun and Hua Xinning were so frightened that they quickly pulled their legs back.
I put both pieces of meat into my mouth at the same time, chewed them up and swallowed them, bone and all, then looked at them with annoyance and said, "Are you satisfied now?"
Hua Xinning kept her head down and ate, not daring to say anything more. Lu Xiaojun followed Xinning's example and buried her head in her food, only weakly saying, "Don't eat the bones too, be careful you don't choke..."
"That's all because of the two of you!"
……
After dinner, Xin Ning was going to wash the dishes, but Lu Xiao Jun volunteered to do it to prove that she wasn't spoiled. Meanwhile, Hua Xin Ning and I watched TV in the living room.
Snapped!
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