The anchor I was supposed to meet turned out to be my student.

"Teacher, what are you doing? Stop blowing!"

"Hahaha……"

Seeing Lu Xiaojun make a fool of himself, Bi Antong burst out laughing.

whoosh whoosh whoosh...

Fortune changes, and the spotlight has shifted to Bi Antong.

"Don't look at me like that, Tusheng!"

This time, it was Lu Xiaojun's turn to giggle.

I didn't turn off the hair dryer until Bi Antong came towards me on her white toes.

"Who told you to fight? If anyone keeps arguing, I'll blow their card."

"She started it... Oh no!"

Bi Antong wanted to complain first, but I restarted the hairdryer and blew it on her face from a distance.

Seeing that Bi Antong had no chance to complain, Lu Xiaojun seized the opportunity to speak up as well: "Teacher, you heard it just now too, it was clearly Tongtong who tried to kick me out first... Ouch!"

This time, it's Chuilu County.

Bi Antong was able to catch his breath and speak, but I blocked his mouth with the vent the moment he opened his mouth, and he was speechless again.

After going back and forth like this several times, the two of them finally shut up and quieted down.

"Okay, it's dried."

I gently lifted a strand of Tongtong's hair and rubbed it, feeling its smoothness and silkiness. The fresh scent of her hair care products after washing filled my nostrils, making me unable to resist bringing my nose closer.

"T-Teacher! What are you doing? You can't just smell a girl's hair like that!"

Before Bi Antong even blushed, Lu Xiaojun blushed first.

“I’m happy to let him smell it, so what?” Bi Antong seized the opportunity to retort.

Lu Xiaojun was immediately choked, and after a long while, she lowered her flushed face, gently rubbing a strand of hair that fell beside her ear, and said in a very coy manner, "Teacher, Xiaojun's hair smells nice too..."

Is this an invitation for me to smell her too?

So, adhering to the principle of not showing favoritism, I reached out and touched Lu Xiaojun's head again...

Snapped!

Bi Antong opened my hand.

"What's so great about her hair? She didn't wash it today, and unlike me, she doesn't have a tutor to help her wash it. It's bound to smell bad, and you might even get your hands oily when you touch it."

"No, Xiaojun is very clean, she's clean from head to toe!" Lu Xiaojun exclaimed anxiously.

"I know, I know, Xiaojun is a clean girl."

I reached out and patted Lu Xiaojun's head again to reassure her, which made Bi Antong make an unhappy sound.

"That's right, Tongtong just keeps framing me, she's so mean... And, we clearly agreed that she was only asked to help me take a bath to take care of my health, but instead, she not only bothered me to wash her hair, but also bothered me to blow-dry it. She's so inconsiderate."

"I didn't expect you to become so eloquent, Xiaojun. Why weren't you so sharp-tongued when I first met you?" Tongtong sneered.

"Tongtong, aren't you the same?"

I gave them both a chop to the head and stopped them in time, saying, "Xiaojun, do you want me to wash your hair too?...Tongtong, you should rest for a while. I remember you haven't memorized your vocabulary today, right? Don't miss your check-in."

"How did you wash her hair?!"

"I just washed you too..."

Bi Antong was speechless, and Lu Xiaojun smiled victoriously after gaining the upper hand.

However, Lu Xiaojun is still Lu Xiaojun; she is a very gentle, understanding, and considerate girl.

"Let's skip it today. Teacher is not feeling well and should go to rest early. I won't trouble you to wash my hair. Xiaojun is not that inconsiderate."

"Who are you implying anything about, Lu Xiaojun?" Bi Antong's face darkened.

"I was just concerned about the teacher, that's all. You're just overthinking it..." Lu Xiaojun said innocently.

"Tch, it seems what I said earlier wasn't accurate. It should be, 'How come I didn't know you were such a green tea bitch before?'"

In a panic, Lu Xiaojun explained to me, "Xiaojun is not a green tea!"

“Exactly, it’s all about tea talk and banter,” Bi Antong added.

"You, you, you, Tongtong, you're the real green tea b*tch!"

"It's you, Lu Xiaojun!"

"It's you, Bi Antong!"

They must have been sworn enemies in their past lives...

I sat down between the two of them, putting some distance between them.

"Excuse me, what does 'green tea' mean? Is it something to drink?" I blinked, pretending not to understand.

The two women immediately snapped out of their argument and looked at me with some embarrassment and speechlessness.

"Teacher, you don't know what green tea is?"

"Tusheng, that's so low-class..."

I don't care what they say, I can still tease them later anyway.

"I really don't understand... Why don't you two explain it to me?"

“Judging from her words and actions just now, she’s a typical green tea girl!” Bi Antong pointed at Lu Xiaojun.

"No, I'm just telling the truth, I'm not a green tea bitch..." Lu Xiaojun said anxiously.

"I still don't quite understand. Explaining it verbally is too abstract. Why don't you two demonstrate it for me?"

Before I knew it, I had taken their hands in my own, each of their almost equally soft and small hands. But they were still oblivious, their attention focused on the topic of "green tea." I even doubted that if I put my hands on the hem of their skirts now, they wouldn't notice anything amiss.

The two women looked troubled.

"Let her come, she's a green tea bitch, she's playing herself." Bi Antong passed the buck to Lu Xiaojun.

"Pah, pah, pah! I told you I'm not a green tea! It's you, Tongtong, who keeps mentioning green tea. I think you're the one who knows a lot, aren't you?"

So I looked at Tongtong and said, "Tongtong, could you perform one? I really don't know how."

My eyes were so sincere, and I looked like I was asking Tongtong to teach me by example, that it was hard for Tongtong to refuse.

"Let's make this clear first, it's just a performance, I'm not a green tea bitch..." Bi Antong said embarrassedly.

"Of course, although I don't know what 'green tea' means, it doesn't sound like a good word. Our Tongtong would never be associated with bad words."

Bi Antong pondered for a moment, then began to demonstrate her tea ceremony. Her demeanor softened instantly, and she unconsciously rubbed her soft breasts against the tea.

"Brother Tusheng, Xiaojun has gotten so chubby from eating so much at your house, unlike me, I don't even weigh 100 pounds~"

Lu Xiaojun immediately glared angrily at Bi Antong.

"Brother Tusheng, look, she's about to get angry. You should go and coax her, otherwise she'll start blaming you again. I'm different, don't worry about me..."

That aggrieved expression and tone are absolutely priceless! It's like she's using this as an excuse to diss Lu Xiaojun in every way possible.

"I'm sorry, Xiaojun, don't be angry. I didn't mean it. I've always wanted to be your best friend..."

Tongtong is clearly a tea master!

(Seeking monthly votes at the beginning of the month, please~)

Chapter 222, Section 927: Calming Tongtong and Guiding Xiaojun

2021-09-05T14:16:04

Tongtong's top-notch tea ceremony performance amazed me, while the victim, Lu Xiaojun, was so angry that she couldn't speak, and her little body trembled.

Being able to anger her love rival made Bi Antong secretly pleased, and she didn't even hide it on her face, as if she had completely entered the role of a green tea. She continued to affectionately hug my arm and spoke in a slightly aggrieved and weak voice.

"Brother Tusheng... her eyes are so scary. Did I do something wrong? I just wanted to get closer to you, why is she showing me so much hostility?"

"Bi Antong, that's enough!" Lu Xiaojun couldn't take it anymore; she got goosebumps all over.

Bi Antong's expression returned to its normal indifference, and she said coldly, "I was just explaining to my student what 'green tea' means, why are you so agitated?"

"You're clearly using this as an excuse to make trouble. Don't think I, Xiaojun, am stupid!" Lu Xiaojun's cheeks puffed up with anger.

"Tch, so what if it is?"

Bi Antong scoffed, but Lu Xiaojun quickly grabbed my hand and tattled, "Teacher, teacher, look at her! She always bullies me. I can't argue with her anymore. You have to help me get revenge."

"Whose side are you on, Tusheng?!"

The two women turned to look at me, but I was so engrossed in watching Ai Tongtong's tea ceremony performance that I didn't have time to hide my smirk, and they caught me red-handed.

"What are you laughing at, Tusheng?"

Tongtong's expression turned displeased; she had a vague feeling that something was wrong.

"It's nothing... I just thought your tea ceremony performance was amazing..."

I didn't want Tongtong to know that I had tricked her. I lied to her and said that I didn't know what a "green tea" was, so I deliberately made her perform it. I have to say, it was really interesting to see Tongtong's flirtatious and manipulative manner. Her feigned weakness and grievances were just like a scheming white lotus flower. Her acting was so realistic that it made people hate her but also wanted to torture her.

After all, everyone hates green tea bitches and white lotuses, but everyone also wants to humiliate them to vent their anger, until they beg for mercy and reveal their true colors.

However, even the best-laid plans can go awry. My poorly chosen words were spotted by the quick-witted Bi Antong, who immediately became suspicious.

"Tea ceremony? Didn't you just say you didn't even know what green tea meant? How do you know a related term like 'tea ceremony performance'?"

My heart skipped a beat; I had a bad feeling.

"Oh, how did the teacher know?" Lu Xiaojun belatedly realized this after Bi Antong reminded her.

Facing the gazes of both women, I felt a chill run down my spine and said, "It's just something I saw online, there's nothing strange about that..."

"No! Since you've learned about the other derived meaning of 'tea ceremony performance' online, how could you not know that the source of this term is 'green tea'? So..."

Bi Antong quickly grabbed my collar, and her large, soft breasts slammed against me, so elastic that they almost knocked me off the bed.