The anchor I was supposed to meet turned out to be my student.

"Really, I wouldn't lie to Lehan."

"Aww~ Boss loves you, sending you love~"

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Chapter 199, Section 906: Baby Lehan

2021-08-14T23:54:16

After receiving my confirmation, Xu Lehan was very excited. She knelt down on the bed, put her hands together and bowed towards the desk, muttering incantations.

"Thank you, ancestors, for blessing me so that I could end this twenty-year-long life as an old aunt. This year during Qingming Festival, I will definitely bring more roast chicken to worship you. Amen."

She even made strange movements with her right hand, first touching her left shoulder, then her right shoulder, and finally her forehead, as if she were worshipping again.

Seeing this, my face twitched: "What kind of ghostly way of worship is this? Don't scare away your ancestors... And there's a picture of me on the desk you're facing!"

I tapped her head in an annoyed tone, and she gave a playful giggle.

So what should we do?

Xu Lehan sat facing me in a duck-like position, her hands resting on the hem of her skirt between her legs. Her face was full of anticipation, but she didn't seem impatient. She sat obediently in place, waiting for instructions and following my orders as her senior.

But who would specifically ask that at a time like this...?

"Don't rush, take your time..."

Xu Lehan nodded thoughtfully, resting her chin on her hand, and said, "I understand. We should have an opening scene, and during that scene, we'll gradually peel back the layers of each other's hearts without realizing it. The moment we've peeled them back will be the moment our souls merge. Am I right, boss?"

Xu Lehan slightly raised her chin, pointing her thumb at herself repeatedly, implying "Praise me quickly," quite pleased with the rich theoretical experience she had accumulated from frequently writing novels.

"Yes, yes, that's exactly how it should be."

I affectionately reached out and placed my hand on her head, and she tilted her head forward slightly to nuzzle against me, looking very sweet and dependent.

Suddenly, Xu Lehan grabbed my hand, her eyes lighting up as she said, "Let's begin!"

After saying that, she leaned back on the bed, her arms outstretched in a starfish shape, completely defenseless.

Then I realized how perverse people can be. Seeing Xu Lehan's submissive manner, or rather, her lack of resistance, made me miss her previous feigned reluctance. Now, it felt like something was missing...

Perhaps because things are too easily obtained, we don't know how to cherish them...

"Meow? Boss, boss~ Pounce on me, pounce on me~"

Xu Lehan gently rubbed her foot against my stomach while urging me on.

"Um... wait a minute, Lehan..."

"Ah?"

Xu Lehan's big eyes showed great confusion.

I suddenly felt a little afraid to look at her and looked away in shame... because I found that I didn't have much interest in Xu Lehan, even though her figure was really amazing and could drain a person dry, but this was Lehan... After seeing so many of her carefree, quirky, and silly sides, I felt very awkward about her suddenly becoming my woman in a real sense.

The feeling is probably something like: What? This goofball can actually be on screen? Isn't she supposed to be the one providing the laughs?

The more I heard her voice, the less I could feel anything for her. Her voice was cute, but it carried a hint of not being very smart, which is why it was hard for people her age to see her as a goddess. She had the looks but not the charisma.

This description is not an exaggeration at all, because when I faced Xu Lehan, who was already lying in bed waiting for me to pick her, my body was completely unmoved. I was just playing around with Lehan as usual, which is a feeling I would never have with Ye Zhi and the others...

Xu Lehan, who had been glancing at me for a while, suddenly seemed to understand and said, "Is it because you didn't bring that thing? We didn't bring it either... But it's okay, Boss can... um... I've got it!"

Xu Lehan suddenly grabbed her skirt and flipped it up, then pointed to her exposed belly.

"Here! Here!"

She really knows some of men's little quirks...

Seeing that I still didn't speak but just looked at her, Xu Lehan blinked and then understood: "Could it be that you want my face? No way, it's only noon, it'll ruin all that little bit of makeup I worked so hard on... Anyway, anything else is fine, my broad mind can handle it~"

What she said makes some sense...

Xu Lehan blushed again and her voice suddenly became softer, "But the boss can't bully us too much. It's one thing to taint someone's heart, but if he gives orders like 'You can't wash it off before taking a shower tonight!' that's just too much. We can't just eat dinner with everyone else like this..."

Password correct!

It was Xu Lehan's suggestion that instantly stirred the blood in my veins, and coupled with her shy appearance at that moment, she really looked like someone about to go to war!

The next second, Xu Lehan was shrouded in shadow because I was above her. Although she didn't mean to reject me, she instinctively reached out to gently push me away, which is only natural.

I simply pried her hands apart and pressed them onto the sheets, restricting her movements.

"Just one, just one..."

Xu Lehan pitifully wanted to regain control of one of her hands.

"Yes, but only if that hand fulfills its responsibilities."

"Received!"

After freeing her left hand, I quietly observed whether she truly possessed sufficient theoretical knowledge.

Unfortunately, she simply placed her hand lightly on my chest.

I shook my head in disappointment: "It's still not quite there..."

Xu Lehan's face stiffened: "Isn't that right?"

Yes, but not entirely.

"Baby doesn't understand..."

Xu Lehan began to realize that her knowledge structure was lacking, and she would have to fill in the gaps after today.

"Do you want me to teach you?"

"Yes, yes, I'm very innocent and need an experienced driver to guide me."

"It should be like this..."

As I whispered in her ear to impart my knowledge and answer her questions, I was also guiding her with my actions, leading her by the hand...

When the verbal instruction and the practical guidance ended simultaneously, Xu Lehan finally realized what was happening and let out a loud "Oh~".

"Hehe... Boss, you really understand! In your eyes, I'm just a blank sheet of paper, as white as can be!"

I'm not going to waste my breath on her anymore. All I want now is to get close to her and completely etch her scent into the DNA of my nose.

Since the object of my attention wasn't Bi Antong, a kissing maniac, I didn't need to start with kissing. Instead, I went straight for Xu Lehan's most impressive feature.

This sense of satisfaction is mutual. Watching me bury my face in her most prized spot, Xu Lehan can only feel proud of her charm. Her other hand, which I had freed, rests on the back of my head and gently strokes it, as if she is looking at her own child and murmurs to me with doting affection.

"Slow down, boss, no rush, it's all yours, it'll only ever belong to you..."

I felt Xu Lehan suddenly overflowing with maternal love, as if she were comforting and coaxing me like a child. But I have to say, the breadth of her heart was enough to completely overwhelm and lose me with her love...

Chapter 200, Section 907: Punishment

2021-08-16T16:06:14

In just a moment, the sweet words in front of him stopped, and his fingers stopped being soft. He just stood there dumbfounded, looking at the little silly boy under him with a look that was both funny and exasperating.

"Uh...hehe, sorry, boss...we...we forgot, there's a saying that important people have bad memories..."

Just as the saying "the customer is king" shouldn't be uttered by the customer themselves, the idea that "important people are forgetful" shouldn't be described by Xu Lehan herself. Even assuming... Xu Lehan is busy every day? So busy that she forgets about things like the safe period...?

However, I quickly accepted it, because that's just how Hsu Le-han is.

After letting out a deep sigh, he climbed off Xu Lehan, then rolled over and lay down on the bed. He looked at the chandelier on the ceiling with a belly full of frustration and helplessness. Look, the chandelier had already been adjusted to a warm tone to enhance the atmosphere, and the curtains were already drawn. He was fully prepared to terminate his formal contract with Xu Lehan...

And then, at the very last moment...

"Big brother... are you angry? Baby knows he was wrong, it's baby's fault..."

Xu Lehan crawled to my side with a guilty look on her face, looking down uneasily and nervously twisting the corner of the blanket with her hands. She seemed very uneasy and didn't even bother to put on her clothes properly, which had already been pushed up to between her chest and neck, let alone the clothes that had slipped down to her shoulders and the loose long skirt.

I reached out and gently placed my hand on her slightly warm cheek. Normally, her cheeks feel cool to the touch, but this was undoubtedly a side effect of our flirting.

"How could this be your fault, Lehan? After all, you didn't do it on purpose. We've known each other for so long, and I know your personality well. It's not impossible for you to forget something like this... or rather, it's just your style, haha..."

"Really? Boss isn't angry with me?" A hint of joy appeared on Xu Lehan's face, but deep in her eyes, there was still a lingering unease.

To convince her, I stretched out my other hand as well, and Xu Lehan, who was sitting next to me, naturally bent down slightly and brought her cheek closer so that I could reach it with both hands while lying on the bed.

"I'm not angry, not at all. Besides, why should I be angry with you, Lehan, over something like this?"

Xu Lehan's unease had subsided considerably, and she gradually leaned against my chest, which had been exposed when she unbuttoned my shirt, and then she fell silent.

Are you relieved now?

"Boss, don't speak yet. Let's listen to your heartbeat and see if you're lying to us. I have a feeling you're just trying to comfort us..."

"You really are... sigh, you only feel at ease when I get angry, right? Has it been a while since I've teased you, and you're itching for a beating, silly?"

Just when I thought Xu Lehan would try to get away with it by joking around as usual, she raised her head slightly and looked at me seriously, saying, "As expected, the boss should bully us a little, so we can feel at ease... Otherwise, if we do something wrong and get the boss into trouble, and then we don't even get punished, we'll feel really guilty..."

Her eccentricities made my mouth twitch.

But seeing her serious expression, I knew she really cared, so I had no choice but to play along.

"Okay, to be honest, I'm not angry with you, but I'm still a little annoyed. My pants were all... but... sigh, I give up..."

Then, strangely enough, upon hearing the tone of complaint, Xu Lehan's face immediately lit up with a satisfied smile. She suddenly brought her cute head close to my face and rubbed it against mine, sending a wave of sweet fragrance and a ticklish sensation through me.

"Yes, yes, that's how you should complain, right? Baby should be punished for doing something wrong, so please punish us quickly, any punishment is fine. After all, you must be very upset if we make you back down at the last minute."

Gently stroking her smooth, exposed shoulder, I pondered for a while, but still couldn't decide what punishment to give her. Perhaps...

pat.

He flicked her forehead with his finger.

"Huh? That's it? That's all? Tch..." Xu Lehan raised her head with a disdainful expression, which made me want to teach her a lesson.

Xu Lehan looked utterly disappointed, then casually tossed her hair behind her head and continued, "Seriously, boss? I'm sitting in front of you all disheveled, and all you can think of for punishment is flicking my forehead? How lame is that..."