Luo Yao is too bold! She's dressed like this and struts around in front of me like this. She's practically a walking...pretend-to-be-ready-to-go-at-a-time machine.

"Blueberry juice doesn't taste good!"

However, just as fragmented images began to form in my mind based on Luo Yao's description, Bi Antong's cold, resentful voice rang out, and Luo Yao clicked her tongue in displeasure.

I looked at the cup that Bi Antong was holding...

"Tongtong, you've finished drinking..."

Tongtong pouted her pink lips: "So what if I drank it? It's so sour, it doesn't taste good at all!"

Seeing Bi Antong's sour gaze fall on my hands—the hands that had been helping Luo Yao tidy her clothes and hair—how could I not understand?

I smiled and moved closer to Bi Antong.

"It's sour?"

"It's so sour!"

"Very sour?"

"Extremely sour!"

Tongtong turned her head to the side and lowered her head, tightly gripping the cup in her hands.

"Alright, alright, you're going to get your share again. Come on, raise your hand."

Bi Antong subconsciously listened to me and raised her right hand slightly. I then smoothly adjusted Bi Antong's bra in the same way I had done to Luo Yao.

Bi Antong then belatedly realized and blushed, saying, "No, no, that's not what I meant by sour. I just meant the blueberry juice was sour!"

Really? I thought she was trying to hint at something to me in this way.

"But what does it matter? That's what you really think, isn't it?"

"No, no, I didn't..."

While Tongtong was saying one thing and meaning another, I had already reached behind her to help her re-button her clothes. Compared to how familiar I am with Luo Yao's body, I am much more skilled with Tongtong's.

"Such fast movements... I wonder how many people he trained with..."

Once again, Luo Yao echoed Bi Antong's point of view, pouting, "It's one thing to be able to undo it with one hand, but to be able to button it up with the other is even better than us girls. I wonder how many vixens he's been cheating on with..."

To explain that I wasn't doing what they thought, I awkwardly touched my nose and said, "Well... you guys probably forgot, I did have an ex-girlfriend, so it's normal for me to be a little more experienced..."

Regarding my ex-girlfriend Mo Jia, she has never been a topic of conversation for us because that's all in the past, so I think they probably don't hold it against me.

But I still underestimated how much they valued their boyfriends' ex-girlfriends.

"Tch, she got off too easy. She got to enjoy all those years of Tusheng's university life for free..."

"Luo Yao, you don't know, I met her when I first entered university. Back then, Tu Sheng held an umbrella for me, and she panicked when she saw me. She must have been nervous because she knew she wasn't as pretty as me, her junior."

"Then you should have snatched Tusheng away back then. Although it wouldn't be good for you to get it for free, it would have been better than letting that stinky woman who betrayed Tusheng get it..." Luo Yao said regretfully.

Tongtong glanced at me shyly: "I... how was I supposed to know she would abandon Tusheng later... If I had known earlier, I... I would have... I would have struck first and just... seduced Tusheng and snatched her away, and none of you would have had a chance..."

Do you think I'm that easy to seduce when you're just an adult and a freshman in college?

Have your breasts developed properly?

However, watching them chatter about my ex, I felt a mix of emotions. Although I knew they were on my side, the past is the past.

I took their hands and said, "She has become a passerby in my life. There is no need to discuss someone I no longer have feelings for. Now I only care about the people in front of me and only want to walk with you."

"Alright, then let's not waste time discussing her..."

"There's really no point in discussing this anymore..."

After a moment of silence, the two women, who were bound to separate, once again found themselves bound to separate.

"What do you mean by 'walking together'? What right does she have to interfere?!"

I quickly changed the subject, saying, "Let's not talk about that for now. Didn't you guys say you wanted to add each other as forum friends? Why don't you add each other now? You've already argued and fought, you're tired and need a break."

"Who wants to add her?"

They're still speaking in unison, clearly in perfect sync.

"Don't you all have an experienced female mentor? You can introduce each other and learn from each other's strengths, right? I want to see just how amazing your so-called female mentors and the books you've read really are, and how they can still manipulate me, your boyfriend, like a puppet?"

After my persuasion, the two women reluctantly took out their phones.

"I'm just adding you as a friend. We can exchange some insights and experiences from senior colleagues, but I won't introduce you to anyone, lest you shamelessly try to steal my employees!"

The two women clearly wanted to learn more from each other's seniors, but they were also wary of each other. With my help, they finally managed to become friends.

"This is my account... add me."

Luo Yao searched for the account Bi Antong had given her, and soon...

"Huh? Already in my friends list?"

Bi Antong craned her neck to look at Luo Yao's phone screen. Both of them were frowning and comparing something. The next second, they widened their eyes in surprise.

"why you!!!"

See? They're clearly in sync, speaking in unison again.

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Chapter 197, page 904: The Big Cutie is on.

2021-08-12T21:25:02

"It's you?!"

The two women's expressions immediately became incredibly varied, as if they had seen a ghost.

"Senior?"

"You, you?"

The two men pointed at each other, their fingers trembling with disbelief.

I was even more confused about the situation than they were, so I took their phones and glanced at them...

I was speechless, not speechless at their unlikely fate, but speechless...

"Yaoyao, are you a StarCraft player? Are you blind... Tongtong's profile picture is a selfie, she just covered her eyes with her hand, and you can't recognize her?"

Luo Yao took back her phone and stared at Bi Antong's profile picture carefully. Then she looked up at Bi Antong again, as if she had just realized something.

"She really is a vixen. No wonder I said this senior looked pretty seductive..."

Bi Antong was immediately furious and glared at Luo Yao: "So this is how you've always seen me? And you kept saying I was a respectable senior!?"

Before Bi Antong could finish her rant, I patted her head again, speechless.

"Tongtong, I suspect you're always wearing contact lenses and actually have 5,000 degrees of myopia? Yaoyao's profile picture is also a selfie of hers... Even though the head is cropped, look at those legs and that curve, you can tell it's her with your toes. Most people don't have her shapely and well-proportioned figure, and it's clearly the size that could easily fit a hand. So many features point to her... Uh, what are you guys doing..."

As I was talking, I suddenly felt a cold gaze shooting straight at me. When I looked up and met Bi Antong's eyes, which looked like he wanted to kill me, I realized something was wrong and quickly shut up.

Compared to Bi Antong's annoyance, Luo Yao gloated and seized the opportunity to add insult to injury: "See, see, Brother Tusheng knows me so well. He can recognize me without even looking at my face. Who can blame him when I have both a beautiful face and a great figure~"

"Tch, still laughing and gloating over there? You don't even realize you're being mocked, how pathetic."

"Someone's feeling so sour, I don't know if it's the blueberry juice that's sour or their heart that's sour~"

Bi Antong sneered, "That's why I said you're pitiful. Let me tell you, you can't hold me with just one hand, but he can hold yours perfectly. What does that mean? Heh, you're such a fool."

Luo Yao then realized what was happening, her face immediately darkening as she glared at Bi Antong through gritted teeth, as if another fight was about to break out.

I handed the phone back to Bi Antong and said, "Hey, aren't you guys missing the point? Shouldn't the point be that you're both incredibly embarrassed right now? The so-called experienced senior you've been longing for... turns out to be your love rival, hahahaha..."

Forgive me for laughing so heartlessly, but it really made me laugh so hard I almost died. Just thinking about how they compared their seniors to each other makes me feel secretly pleased.

"Are you trying to kill me, Tusheng?!" Bi Antong kicked me angrily.

"Sorry, sorry... but... ahahaha... you guys are so funny, hahaha... 'My senior is a seasoned veteran in the dating scene, she said she's dumped countless boyfriends~', Yao Yao, thinking back on what you said almost made me die laughing. Her? Tong Tong? Dumped countless boyfriends? I wonder who it was that night saying something like, 'Master, Tong Tong doesn't know what pose to strike, can you teach me? Don't laugh at me for striking the wrong pose...', so experienced, hahahaha! Hahahaha..."

"You're still laughing! Are you trying to die? I'll beat you up!"

Although Bi Antong was blushing with embarrassment and was hitting and pinching my waist, which really hurt, I couldn't stop laughing. Tongtong? This girl is only 20 years old and hasn't been a virgin for long, yet she calls herself a master of love. I'm laughing so hard I'm cramping up.

Perhaps infected by my laughter, Luo Yao finally belatedly realized what was funny and burst into laughter with me.

Now even Luo Yao laughed. Bi Antong had completely lost face and buried his head in his knees like an ostrich.

"Laugh, laugh, what's so funny! Luo Yao, aren't you the same?! You say you've done it more times than you've eaten salt, and that your boyfriend is completely devoted to you and never even glances at other girls when you're out, his eyes are always only on her..."

Speaking of Luo Yao... I looked at Luo Yao, and her smile froze instantly, her gaze awkwardly avoiding mine.

I couldn't help but burst out laughing again, reaching out to pat Luo Yao's head and saying, "You can count them on one hand, and you've eaten more salt than that. You must have had a sodium deficiency since you were little, hahaha... So Yao Yao, you're quite the braggart online..."

"Ahhh, don't laugh! Don't laugh! If you laugh again, I'll bite you off and soak you in alcohol!"

Luo Yao, blushing so much, lunged at me, her gaping maw threatening to make me childless. Since she threatened me like that, of course I... had to cover my mouth and keep laughing, hahaha...

Ah ha ha……

stare……

stare……

"Hey? Yao Yao, why aren't you laughing with me at Tong Tong..."

I saw Luo Yao kneeling on the bed, staring at me with a look of deep resentment.

Embarrassed, I quickly turned to Bi Antong: "Tongtong, why don't you laugh at Yaoyao too? She was laughing at you just now, ahahaha... uh..."

But Tongtong, who was sitting in a duck-like position, was just like Luo Yao. Her feelings were completely different from mine. She just thought I was very noisy and wished she could tear my smiling mouth apart.

I couldn't help but laugh, so I coughed to clear my throat and said, "Getting back to the point... Although you two did make a big blunder, it's not a big deal. It won't affect your ability to let loose and brag online in the future."

Their gazes remained melancholic, filled with resentment...

I pulled their hands together and said, "Actually, it's not necessarily a bad thing. Isn't this perfect? ​​Our online friends are actually people close to me. Wouldn't it be convenient to chat about anything we want in the future?"

Bi Antong withdrew her hand and said disdainfully, "What's the point of talking to her now? She still has the nerve to boast about having dated countless men, but in reality, she's just a loser who can't even keep her childhood sweetheart. I suggest you dye your hair blonde; it suits you very well."

"You've also watched 'Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend'?"

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