It turns out she hadn't thought it through at all.
I took the opportunity to observe her closely. The room was heated, so she took off her down jacket after entering. However, under the down jacket was a thin JK uniform. Wearing a short skirt and white stockings in the dead of winter was quite vain. Of course, she might have worn it specifically to see me. But women's stockings are amazing. Even in temperatures below -10 degrees Celsius, they can still go out wearing short skirts and stockings. It's clear that stockings are two or three layers thick, much warmer than pants. If a guy wore them, he wouldn't need to wear thermal underwear.
A beautiful girl's face, a beautiful girl's delicate body, but unfortunately, her breasts, which were only the size of a steamed bun, were a source of insecurity for Jiang Yan, because the other older girls were much bigger than her.
But isn't it kind of cute?
Suddenly, a hand blocked her chest. I slightly raised my eyes and met Jiang Yanyi's reproachful gaze. Her face was slightly flushed. I didn't have any other thoughts, so I wasn't flustered. Instead, I said, "Yanyi, have you always been bothered by the fact that you're much younger than your older sisters?"
"Brother Hua, are you straight? You're just deliberately reopening old wounds!" Jiang Yanyi said angrily.
I shook my head and said, "Not everyone is suited to a larger size. If someone like Xiaoyan, who is petite now, were to grow to the size of Lehan, it would look very awkward and affect the aesthetics. You are suited to your current size, which is very cute."
Jiang Yan pouted and said, "It should at least be the same size as Xiao Jun, right? I'm actually a little bigger than Xiao Jun, but I'm smaller than her... It's so unfair..."
I comforted her, "It's okay, Yan Yi. I thought about when I was your age. Back then, I wasn't focused on how good a girl's figure was. I valued looks and personality more. So, Yan Yi, you don't need to worry about your figure at all, because you already have the best face. The boys in your school are probably thinking about how to win you over just because of your face."
“But Brother Hua is already working. Would he still only look at a woman’s face like he did in school? They say that the older a man gets, the more he looks down at a woman. When he’s young, he looks at her face; when he’s a teenager, he looks at her chest; when he’s middle-aged, he looks at her legs… So Brother Hua is definitely at the age where he looks at a woman’s chest as well as her face…” Jiang Yan became more and more insecure as she spoke.
"This statement is based on experience and is not universally applicable; I am the exception."
Jiang Yan glanced at me and said, "What's the use of Hua-gege being an exception? Everyone else is an exception. Everyone else just wants to look at my chest. What am I supposed to do then? Nobody will want Yan Yi..."
"How could no one want you? Yan Yi, you're so great, guys are lining up to chase after you!" I quickly comforted her.
Jiang Yan crossed her arms and said, "Hmph, that's now. When I get older, boys will only care about my figure. Who would want me if I don't have a curvy figure?"
Yes, there definitely is.
"Who is it, Brother Hua?"
"Of course I'd like it!"
As soon as the words left my mouth, I realized I had said the wrong thing. I saw Jiang Yan looking at me with a sly look in her eyes, as if she had set me up...
"No, I don't mean Yeon-il, I mean..."
"What do you mean no! Brother Hua, are you saying you dislike my figure? Do you think I'm a washboard?!" Jiang Yanyi said sternly.
"That's not what I meant. When I said 'I find it acceptable,' I meant..."
"Since it's not that he dislikes me, then there's no need to explain. Anyway, Brother Hua just likes my figure, right? Even if no one else likes me in the future, Brother Hua won't dislike me, right?"
I just wanted to say that I don't care that much about my body shape...
Jiang Yan kept staring at me, as if she would burst into tears at any moment if I shook my head to show my dislike, so I could only say, "Of course I don't dislike it..."
"Yay! Hua-gege said it! If I can't find a boyfriend when I grow up, Hua-gege has to take responsibility for me!"
"That's not what I meant. You're overinterpreting it..."
That's exactly what you mean! That's what I heard!
Am I now her pre-selected backup plan...?
Looking at Jiang Yanyi again, she had a big smile on her face, as if she had won some great treasure.
“Here, Brother Hua, record this. I’m afraid you’ll regret it later.” Jiang Yan took out her phone.
I said awkwardly, "It can't be that bad, Yan Yi, you'll definitely find a boyfriend..."
"Hmph, I don't know. Who can predict the future? I have to make sure I don't stay single forever. I need to have someone to rely on. Brother Hua is my last guarantee. That's what Brother Hua just promised me."
"But Yan Yi, I'm older than you..."
Jiang Yan interrupted, "I'll be all grown up in a year or two! Then I won't care about the age difference anymore... Besides, I didn't say you have to be with me now. I just said that I'll only date Brother Hua if I can't find a boyfriend in the future. What's wrong with that? Does Brother Hua have the heart to watch Yan Yi be all alone and helpless for the rest of her life?"
"Yan Yi, is this a form of moral blackmail?" I said, both amused and exasperated.
"I'm going to kidnap you! Unless Brother Hua stops caring about Yan Yi and whether she'll be happy in the future."
Finally, I said helplessly, "Fine, fine, I'll tell you. I'm really at my wit's end..."
Actually, this recording is nothing to worry about. How could Jiang Yanyi not have a boyfriend? Unless all men are dead. If a girl with such good qualities can't find a boyfriend, how many girls would be single?
So let's just record it; she won't take it seriously later.
"Let's begin, Brother Hua." Jiang Yan started the recording.
"If Jiang Yanyi can't find a boyfriend in the future, I, Hua Tusheng, will take responsibility for her..."
"Explain clearly what your responsibilities are!"
"To be responsible for...her life..."
"So, you're saying that if I can't find a boyfriend in the future, then Brother Hua will have to be my boyfriend. Any objections?"
Just as I was about to say that being responsible for her life didn't necessarily mean being her boyfriend, Jiang Yanyi spoke first, saying, "Okay, Hua Tusheng nodded to indicate that he had no objection."
Then she stopped recording.
It felt like I was forced to sign a tyrannical treaty...
Jiang Yan whistled and swung her legs, happily backing up the reason she had just given to her cloud drive. After backing it up, she listened to it again and recorded it.
After finishing everything, Jiang Yan turned to look at me with a beaming smile, her eyes like those of someone looking at prey with unwavering determination...
I felt a little uncomfortable under her stare, so I looked away and asked, "So, what exactly are your conditions? Why don't you tell me about Yao Yao first..."
"I want a kiss."
Jiang Yan pointed at her cherry lips.
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"That won't do, there's no room for negotiation, let's change the terms," I said firmly.
"Why? Yan Yi is really curious about what kissing feels like. All my classmates have dated and kissed, but I haven't...?" Jiang Yan Yi started to wriggle her body slightly and act coquettishly.
"Being coquettish won't work on this. You know perfectly well why it won't work. Don't just give away your precious things to satisfy a momentary curiosity."
"Um... I didn't just give it away casually..." Jiang Yan's expression turned sour, she was very unhappy.
"A kiss on the cheek or forehead is fine, but the lips are absolutely out of the question. That's a place only boyfriends can kiss. I don't need to teach you that, right? You definitely understand. I believe you're not a casual girl, Yan Yi." I said very seriously, not wanting her to take advantage of my affection for her and make me do things that are inappropriate.
"I'm not that easy... I don't let anyone else kiss me. Others might want to, but they don't get to kiss me, especially since it was my first kiss..."
"You know it's my first kiss, so how can you let me kiss you? Besides, our relationship isn't like the relationship with the other older sisters. How can I just kiss you like that? You're so much younger than me... No means no, it's a matter of principle."
Jiang Yan suddenly punched me in the chest. I looked at her in surprise and saw that she looked annoyed.
"Hmph, so what if I don't want to kiss you? What's the big deal? What kind of bullshit principles are these..."
"Yan Yi, please don't throw a tantrum like this. Why do you always make demands like this... this or that? If you want me to buy you a gift, that would be fine too."
"Tch, I don't care. It's not like I'm broke. I don't want the money on Brother Hua's body. I only want Brother Hua's... Anyway, I'll ask you one more time, are we close or not?! If we're not close, I won't tell you what Sister Yao Yao told me."
Jiang Yan seemed certain that I would compromise, but this time it was truly a matter of principle; not every kind of intimacy can be shown indiscriminately, regardless of the person or age.
I shook my head.
Jiang Yan was speechless with anger.
Seeing that I showed no sign of backing down, Jiang Yan rammed her head hard against my chest and then slapped my chest wildly with her hands to vent her anger. She then threatened, "You wait, I'll get my revenge! I'll take back a hundred or a thousand times what I owe you!"
So how exactly will Jiang Yanyi take her revenge?
The moment she finished her harsh words, she moved closer to me, wrapped her arms around my waist, and leaned against my chest, remaining motionless. I couldn't tell if she was still angry...
In my opinion... she probably just doesn't want to study for her final exams...
"Aha! Caught red-handed! Take him away in handcuffs!"
Suddenly the door opened, and a huge, adorable creature barged in. It was so unexpected that Jiang Yan and I didn't even have time to react and separate...
“Locking it in won’t work, I have the key.” Xu Lehan shook the key in her hand.
Fortunately, it was only Xu Lehan who came in, but she only came to prank us because of someone else.
I felt awkward, and Jiang Yanyi also awkwardly tried to pull away from me. We hadn't done anything, just a simple hug, but I still felt inexplicably guilty...
Xu Lehan locked the door again for us, and chuckled, "Oh, what are you afraid of? We're all family here. We knew you two wouldn't study properly, so we're willing to come and supervise you."
Then Jiang Yanyi stopped getting off and continued to sit on my lap, snuggling close to me.
I said irritably, "I think it's because you didn't study properly, Lehan. You still have the nerve to come up and supervise. Yanyi has already studied very well, unlike you who failed the course."
Xu Lehan chuckled and brushed it off, then sat down next to us and asked, "So what are you two doing? You didn't already...pair up somewhere I can't see, did you? Let me see..."
Xu Lehan lowered her head and strained to see where Jiang Yan was sitting on my lap...
"Ouch!"
I hit her on the head and said angrily, "What nonsense are you talking about? You're corrupting Xiaoyan. She just wants to rest before studying again."
Jiang Yan nodded.
Xu Lehan looked at Jiang Yanyi and said, "Little Yanyi is so cunning~"
Jiang Yan blushed and stammered, "Then, what else can I do... I can only do this..."
"Why not use force? Miracles happen with brute force!"
"I don't have enough strength..."
I watched these two adorable kids having this encrypted conversation, and I was completely baffled, utterly unable to understand a word they were saying...
"Sister Lehan, come out for a moment." Jiang Yan suddenly got off me.
I watched them leave the room, puzzled. I don't know what they said, but after a while, they came back with smiles on their faces.
What did you say?
We're talking about a secret between girls~
I looked at them suspiciously, feeling like I was about to fall into some trap again. I've always been rather naive and can't outsmart these girls.
Jiang Yan returned to her desk to study, while Xu Lehan sat down next to me and said, "Boss, let's have a kiss~"
I gave her a reproachful look. Jiang Yanyi was still there. Just now, Jiang Yanyi wanted something but I didn't give it to her. Now, she's giving it to Xu Lehan in front of Jiang Yanyi. This is too hurtful to Jiang Yanyi.
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