As Ye Zhi struggled to break free from my grip on her back, she said coldly, "No one has ever dared to do this before, Hua Tusheng, you must have a death wish!"
Yes, Ye Zhi has probably always been aloof since she was little, giving people the feeling that she is unapproachable and untouchable. Naturally, no one would hit her on the head. No wonder Ye Zhi, who is usually indifferent, was so abnormal. Not only did her tone change, but she also started to hit me. She was really shocked by my behavior just now.
But so what? This is the first time I've ever been hit on the head, so I don't care if she's a cold goddess or not. I absolutely can't lose face!
"You get down, Ye Zhi. If you don't, don't blame me for really having the guts to do something!"
Ye Zhi didn't care whether she had eaten a leopard's gall or shit, and even started using a woman's unique tricks. Ye Zhi was no exception. She actually bent her wrist and pinched the flesh of my arm with her nails. I was in pain and let go for a moment. She took the opportunity to reach out and hit me on the head, but I reacted immediately. I pushed Ye Zhi's shoulder and rolled over, pinning her to the bed. However, because I had pushed her shoulder too hard, I also pushed the only support on her off-shoulder top off her shoulder, and her breasts were immediately exposed. Ye Zhi and I were both stunned.
But the reasons she and I were stunned were probably different. I was stunned because even though her breasts were partially exposed, there was still no sign of a bra. Was Ye Zhi wearing daring and unrestrained underwear...?
(Sorry for the lateness, I had an exam this morning. I just finished updating and will update again later~)
Chapter 17, page 188: Leaves, peanuts, green leaves
Surely she wasn't naked...
I don't know the answer. If it were a girl with an A, the dress would slide down automatically, and the answer would be clear. But for someone of Ye Zhi's stature, making the dress slide down is like a landslide; it requires some external force.
Therefore, gentlemen, I have a bold idea. Instead of racking my brains, I should put it into practice and investigate. I am willing to become that external force to illuminate the answer you have been waiting for!
"Ouch!"
I cried out in pain and looked up to see that Ye Zhi had hit me hard on the head while I was thinking. This time it hurt much more than before, and it knocked away all the strange thoughts that had been in my head.
Ye Zhi gently pushed me away, then reached out and straightened her clothes.
"I have no idea what you're thinking about, staring so intently at that spot of mine, you're completely absorbed..."
Caught off guard by Ye Zhi, I awkwardly explained, "I wasn't staring intently, I was just watching the game in a civilized manner..."
"Then go ahead and watch. Once you've watched enough, hurry up and open King of Glory. You've dragged this out so I could play one more game..." Ye Zhi said, quite dissatisfied.
Although I had Ye Zhi's permission, I couldn't possibly stare at her chest in a lewd way, so I opened King of Glory. It had been a long time since I'd played games, and playing with a pretty girl like her was a lot of fun, so the matter from earlier was forgotten.
Then Ye Zhi naturally lay down on my lap, and I naturally accepted it, because she always did this when we played games together; she seemed to particularly like this position.
I haven't logged in since the school anniversary celebration. As soon as I logged into the game, I found my mailbox was full of emails. When I opened them, I saw that they were all game skins and items sent by Ye Zhi. I suddenly remembered that she mentioned it to me at the class reunion. I didn't expect that she would actually send them. I estimate that all of these must be worth tens of thousands of yuan. It's like she gave me tens of thousands of yuan for free.
"Ye Zhi..."
"What's your name?"
"leaf……"
"You said."
"You really sent me so many skins, that's too much of a waste. It's really unnecessary. I'm not a student anymore, I play very little..."
Ye Zhi said, "I don't care how much you play, but I'll feel uncomfortable if you don't have any skins when you play with me and I'll want to report you."
What kind of logic is this? How can not having a skin mean the game can't be rescheduled? And I have to report it? So you have to add a clause to the report options saying "This player is poor and has no skins"...
"Then why don't you ask Tencent to add another reporting option for players who don't have skins?" I joked.
However, Ye Zhi said seriously, "Next time I have the opportunity in Nanshan District of Shenzhen, I will talk to their studio and see what price they would be satisfied with."
I opened my mouth for a long time but couldn't say a word, yet I had so much to say in my heart. In the end, all my words boiled down to one sentence: "Ye Zi, do you smoke Hua Zi cigarettes?"
Ignoring her, Ye Zhi urged me, "I don't smoke, hurry up and get a room."
So I created a room, and when I glanced at my friend list on the right to invite Ye Zhi, I was surprised to find that Bi Antong was also online. Her current rank was Stubborn Bronze, so she probably hadn't played in a long time and only logged in today. I suddenly remembered the scene where she came to my room door with two PUBG cheat codes. I guessed she probably wanted to play games with me, which was something that had never happened before, because Bi Antong almost never played games. Her entertainment activities seemed to be only... playing Pineapple?
She rarely wanted to play games with me, but I was out with Jiang Yan at the time. I felt a little guilty, so I thought of inviting her to play together. I asked Ye Zhi, "Tongtong is online too, should we invite her to join? It'll be more fun with more people."
Ye Zhi said calmly, "I checked her rank, and she's only Bronze. That's too low. She's not good enough to play with us."
Fortunately, Bi Antong wasn't there, otherwise that disdainful tone would have infuriated him, and the scene of a subordinate kissing his boss would definitely have been inevitable.
"You don't necessarily have to play ranked matches if your rank isn't right; you can play normal matches that don't consider rank."
Ye Zhi turned her head and gave me a deep look, then asked inexplicably, "Do you have a name change card?"
I shook my head; I had already used the card I drew earlier.
"Then wait a moment."
I was puzzled, but I waited a while. I saw that Bi Antong was showing as online instead of in the game, so why didn't she invite me to play together? She clearly wanted to play games with me...
After a while, Ye Zhi said to me, "Alright, go check your emails."
I left the room and checked my email; I received ten name change cards...
I was suddenly at a loss for words. Should I complain about why she gave me name change cards or why she gave me so many name change cards? Was she implying that my current nickname was no good?
Soon, Ye Zhi said to me, "We're both changing our names. You can help me think of one, and you can think of one for yourself too."
Ah this...
The scary thing is, the first nickname I thought of for Ye Zhi was "Sexy Beauty Online," because I really needed a lot of willpower to resist looking at her while she was lying on my lap. She was just too tempting. Even though she didn't do anything provocative, she was still incredibly alluring. I guess my self-control is just too weak. No wonder so many guys on QQ are eyeing me...
After thinking about it carefully, I asked uncertainly, "Your name is 'The Aloof and Cold Auxiliary King'?"
"No, it sounds awful."
I immediately begged for mercy, "Please let me go, I'm really bad at naming things..."
"Okay, give me your phone, I'll help you get started."
Ye Zhi reached out her hand, and I handed her my phone. A moment later, she returned the phone to me, and she changed my name to "Ye Zi's Peanut".
I find Ye Zhi's new name puzzling. How did Ye Zi (叶子) end up being associated with peanuts?
"I've fixed it too. You want to play matchmaking, right? Let me into the room first."
So I found Ye Zhi's familiar profile picture on the right side of the friends list and invited her in. After she came in, I saw that she had changed her name to "Peanut Leaf", which was exactly the opposite of peanut and leaf.
"Do you have any meaning behind these two names?" I think the two names are too similar, and both are nonsensical...
Ye Zhi explained, "The leaf is me, and the peanut is you. It's because of Hua Tusheng, and the first two characters are peanut."
I was immediately shocked. This was clearly a couple's name. It was the first time I had ever used a couple's name with someone else, because my ex-girlfriend didn't play games.
"Didn't you want to invite Tongtong in? Hurry up and stop dawdling," Ye Zhi urged, but her tone was slightly teasing.
But with Ye Zhi and I being a couple, how could I dare to bring Bi Antong into the family? Wouldn't that just be asking for trouble?
"Never mind, I want to play ranked matches and climb the ranks..."
Ye Zhi, however, insisted, saying, "If you won't invite me, then I will."
Then, a player nicknamed "Green Leaf Fairy" entered the room; it was Bi Antong...
Chapter 18, Page 189: The Sister-in-Law Cuckolds the Wife
The moment Bi Antong walked in, I panicked because Ye Zhi and I clearly had matching names, but we weren't a couple. I was worried that Bi Antong would misunderstand and become jealous. When I saw her nickname, I was even more dumbfounded. Did "Green Leaf Fairy" mean she was being cuckolded?
I glanced at Ye Zhi on my thigh. She didn't seem to have noticed anything amiss. It was my fault for overthinking it; Bi Antong had chosen this name a long time ago, and it seemed perfectly normal, even highlighting that she was a pretty young lady. So I secretly blamed myself for reading too many NTR Korean comics in bed during high school...
The only thing that can be proven now is that Ye Zhi and I don't have a romantic relationship icon. I hope Bi Antong, who has only been playing the game for a short time, can understand this.
I turned to Ye Zhi and asked, "How did you get Tongtong's contact information?"
Otherwise, why would Ye Zhi have her on her friend list?
"I added it before," Ye Zhi replied simply.
I noticed that Bi Antong didn't say anything after entering the room, and I wondered if she had misunderstood my nickname for Ye Zhi. I don't think so, otherwise, given her personality, she probably would have left the room in the next second.
"Start the game?" I typed.
"Whatever," Bi Antong replied in a text message.
The reason I didn't turn on voice chat is quite simple. Although Bi Antong might have already guessed that Ye Zhi and I were playing games together, what if she really hadn't? If I turned on voice chat, she would definitely have guessed...
When I entered the game and was hesitating about which hero to play, Ye Zhi said to me, "You play Sun Ce."
"But someone has already instantly chosen the top lane..." I said. Every time Ye Zhi plays King of Glory, she always likes me to play Sun Ce, and then she plays Diao Chan.
"Then you can jungle," Ye Zhi said, unsurprisingly choosing Da Qiao.
The meaning couldn't be clearer: they not only want to create couple names, but also couple heroes, and I bet they'll create couple skins later.
Sure enough, after I chose Sun Ce as my jungler, Ye Zhi said to me again, "Remember to change to that Cat and Dog Diary skin."
Seeing that Bi Antong hadn't chosen a hero yet, I felt that she seemed to have figured something out, so I said to Ye Zhi, "I'm more used to using that companion skin, Conqueror of the Sea..."
However, Ye Zhi immediately climbed off my lap, knelt on the bed beside me, and helped me choose the couple skins for Sun Ce and Da Qiao. At the same time, her clothes drooped down, revealing a large expanse of her chest. Ye Zhi was facing the window, and sunlight streamed in, illuminating the once dark valley and allowing those looking out to see its appearance. Instantly, I felt invigorated, as if I had been injected with adrenaline. Ye Zhi's underwear—no, the scenery of this valley—was absolutely stunning!
This is the first time I've seen someone use bra stickers. I've learned something new, but I can understand it. After all, Ye Zhi's cup size is quite large, and regular bras would be very uncomfortable, especially in the summer when it's stuffy and sweaty. It's incredibly uncomfortable. This is the problem for women with large breasts...
After Ye Zhi helped me choose, she didn't go back immediately. Instead, she continued to lean over me and stare at my screen.
Aren't you going to look at your phone screen?
"Wait until we get into the game, don't change your skin again later," Ye Zhi said calmly.
Even so, could you at least change your position? You're kneeling on the bed with one hand on my thigh, showing off your most beautiful chest. It's a test of my willpower!
I turned my attention back to my phone and noticed that Bi Antong had chosen Xiao Qiao as his hero. Suddenly, there were so many things to criticize that I didn't know where to begin...
If I remember correctly, in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Sun Ce and Zhou Yu joined forces to conquer the city. The Qiao sisters, Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, married the two men respectively. Da Qiao became Sun Ce's wife, while Xiao Qiao became his sister-in-law. Now, in this game, Zhou Yu isn't there, and I feel like I'm watching a Korean comic...
After entering the game, I bought a jungle item and headed towards the jungle. At this time, Ye Zhi, who is Da Qiao, followed me. Instead of going to the mid lane to help Xiao Qiao clear the minion wave or check the other side of the jungle, she typed: "Xiao Qiao, go check your own jungle monsters."
However, Xiao Qiao, Bi Antong's girlfriend, typed back: "No time."
I'm focused on fighting my two little beasts and don't want to get involved in this conversation. In a normal random game, I might say something like asking the mid laner for help, but right now I don't dare, I really don't dare...
What baffles me even more is why they're having this conversation on a channel that's visible to both sides. Is it because they think the game is too easy...?
When I was about to go and attack the pigs in the red zone, I noticed that Bi Antong's Xiao Qiao had just finished attacking and walked past me with a flourish. I had been lost in thought and hadn't even noticed that Xiao Qiao was attacking my own pigs...
At this moment, Ye Zhi also said to me, "Does that Xiao Qiao even know how to play? No wonder she's only a bronze-level player!"
Um... Xiao Qiao is one of us, so let's not scold her...
Not content with complaining to me, Ye Zhi also typed in the game, "Xiao Qiao, are you deliberately stealing Sun Ce's jungle resources?"
Once in the game, Ye Zhi was completely different from usual. Not only did she talk more, but even her cold personality changed, and she became... easily irritable.
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