My obsession with role-playing seems to have distorted the world's aesthetic.

Johnny simply shook his head at Diego's statement: "No, actually, the significance of this condition is for the future."

I'll go to the White House to summon my old followers, and with ten thousand banners, I'll slay God! As long as I achieve this, I can directly summon the consciousness of that ruler's people to fight for me after I go to heaven.

"Then I will lead his people into Heaven, and I will be the Great God, and Geralt the Lesser God."

Johnny's words sent a chill down the spines of everyone at Araki Manor in the real world. As they watched Johnny's indifferent expression on the screen, DIO broke the silence in reality:

"As expected of Jonathan's parallel universe counterpart, I never thought Johnny would have such ambitions."

The priest stared at Johnny on the screen, bewildered. Why was going to heaven so incredibly difficult?

Moreover, what a blasphemy this is!

"My people are not your property. Want to go to heaven? Ha, you'd better get past me first, since I already know about this."

Valentine was furious at Johnny's second condition. He thought, "I'm going to the White House to summon my old subordinates, and with ten thousand banners, I'll slay God!"

Hmph, there is only one person who can slay God with ten thousand banners, and that person is me, Fanny Valentine. And the one who will ascend to heaven will not be you, Johnny, but me!

Valentine felt he should go to Heaven when he had time, knowing that the power there was no less than that.

While the people at Araki Manor reacted in various ways, on the other side, Jero looked at Johnny and said in a subtle tone, "Um... thank you, God?"

"You're welcome, little God."

Johnny, quite frightened by what he was going to do in the future, said this in response to Jero's words. At this moment, Jero looked at Johnny and said with emotion, "But I didn't know you had such a great ideal."

"May the world be free of strife, and may everyone have a heaven. Johnny, I never knew you were so kind-hearted."

Johnny shook his head and said in a complicated tone, "I don't know what that 'me' thought was like, at least I don't have that kind of grand idea now."

While Jero and Johnny were talking, Johnny on the screen turned to Diego and said:

"For the third condition, I chose a shortcut: I would kill Diablo 36 times to gain the power of heinous crimes."

As for the fourth condition, it is a trial.

Going to Heaven is a trial, a trial that must be overcome by any means necessary, just as the Greek demigod Hercules completed twelve trials; I need to complete fourteen trials.

Upon hearing this, Diego's bleeding had stopped. Looking at Johnny, he tentatively asked, "Fourteen trials?"

"That's right. My fourteen trials are all things like beating up poor but ambitious young people, hunting rare primitive people, eating and dashing and then beating people. Although they are not very difficult, there are too many places to go."

Upon hearing this, Diego looked puzzled: "Wait, what does this have to do with going to heaven?"

"These are my trials. Once I complete them, I will possess a golden spirit that I have never had before."

And what propelled me to heaven was the ultimate power born from the convergence of the golden spirit and the dark will.

"To complete the fourteenth trial, which surpasses the twelve trials of Hercules, the fifth necessary condition—the courage to abandon a substitute—and the sixth necessary condition—the altar of the Earth Cat Cult—are not difficult."

Johnny looked at Diego and spoke frankly, and upon hearing this, the director couldn't help but want to complain: "These childish misdeeds are nothing compared to the Twelve Trials, are they?"

"These trials are meant to cultivate a certain spirit. The trial participants will gradually master this spirit during the trials. The difficulty of this trial is not the few trials he didn't mention, but the difficulty of mastering the golden spirit."

Mordred's voice rang out, and in the real world, everyone fell silent. So, this was the secret to going to heaven?

Chapter 860: Johnny's life is getting more and more difficult.

"I'm determined to win Valentine's trust no matter what. If helping him doesn't work, I'll try posting on dating sites online. If that doesn't work, I'll try proposing. I'll do whatever it takes to get humanity to heaven."

Johnny made this declaration, and upon hearing it, Diego gasped: "I'm handcuffing him, this is torture, real torture, too much torture."

"Johnny, it's been a while. You're getting more and more into trouble. Just by looking at you, I can tell you're heading for a prison sentence. I bet your future will be the kind of life where you're better off in jail than in prison."

After saying this, Diego took out his phone from his pocket: "Hello, is this the Military Police? The First Singularity in the world of Human Order Burning, hurry up and come."

In the real world, Valentine looked at Johnny on the screen and felt a lot of questions: "Has that guy finally lost his mind? Proposing? Ha, what kind of crazy idea is that? I'm not gay."

"Maybe Johnny just likes this kind of thing."

Diego's voice followed closely behind, while on the other side of the theater, Jero looked at Johnny with a start: "Johnny, I didn't expect your dark will to have reached such a level."

However, if Valentine sees this news, his suspicions about you will likely intensify, and you might end up in the army or something similar.

Johnny stared at the screen helplessly. Clearly, his future self had gone through something and undergone a significant change.

At this moment, on the screen, Diego, having finished his call, glanced at the Chaldea group and said, "I think perhaps we can join forces and take care of this ruthless guy first."

Upon hearing Diego's words, the director shrugged and replied, "I have no interest in your disputes."

"Isn't Chaldea on the side of justice? You can't just stand by and do nothing about this villain, can you? Let's join forces and kill Johnny."

Diego didn't give up trying to persuade him, but the next moment Johnny frowned: "How did I become a villain? I think that title suits you better."

My heart and actions are as clear as a mirror; all my deeds are righteous. The evil I have committed are merely the foundation of justice.

Upon hearing this, Diego sneered: "Is this your reason for that perverted declaration? Who is Valentine? The youngest president of the United States, the unifier of two religions, and you dare to propose to her? You're an animal!"

At this moment, Johnny declared with righteous indignation, "I'm craving her Syria and the Papacy!"

Diego shook his head and said, "What you just said is something even I wouldn't dare to imagine. Valentine, Valentine is still a primary school student! Look at her like this, are you really not going to have any conscience and are you prepared to lay a hand on her?"

After speaking, Diego snapped his fingers, and Ilya's image appeared on the screen.

"Wait, isn't this the Valentine you were talking about?"

The director's voice rang out at this moment, and Diego nodded and said:

"That's right, this is the Syrian president Ilya Fani Valente Einzbern, who unified the two religions, eliminated the restraining force, and replaced it, possessing the power to control the Second Law."

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"Wait, what the hell is this? How did I end up looking like that?"

"The loli is actually myself," Illya Valentine said, looking at the screen with a bewildered expression in the real world.

What, what is this?

A female version of herself from another world?

But this is too small...

Wow, Johnny, as expected of a man with a dark will, he's so heartless as to attack such a young child.

The future US president I met before said that the FBI needs to be established quickly, and once it's established, Johnny should be sent to jail.

Valentine thought to himself, while Johnny on the screen explained, "Wait, I meant disguise or something. What are you thinking?"

Besides, Valentine is the joint leader of both religions. If I dared to do something so heinous, I could be burning at the stake tomorrow. And I'm not some social scum who's interested in children.

"But Diego, your skills have improved quite a bit in just a few days. That attack just now didn't kill you outright?"

Upon hearing Johnny's words, Diego calmly replied, "I think faking and deceiving a primary school student into marriage is an extremely heinous thing."

As for my strength, well, fortunes change, so don't underestimate DIO's abilities.

"I'm definitely betraying Valentine today. I said it, even a saint spreading happiness can't stop him."

Johnny, seeing Diego's stubbornness, looked thoughtful: "I understand. You feel you can't stand being subordinate to others and are unwilling to serve them."

Also, Valentine is just a little girl in her current body. We've all witnessed her true form. You don't really think of her as some absurd genius who's at the top of power in elementary school, do you?

He's over forty, and he's just possessing a little girl's body. Don't actually think of him as a little girl.

"This doesn't change the fact that Valentine's body is that of a primary school student. Also, I actually already had someone else in mind before I chose to betray him."

"Ah, given a choice, who would willingly betray the powerful Valentine?"

Diego refuted Johnny's words without hesitation, and Johnny in reality nodded with satisfaction upon hearing this.

Fortunately, my future self isn't that despicable. If I'm not mistaken, that Valentine is still the Valentine I know, just in a different body.

"That Valentine is really despicable!"

At this moment, Jero, who was standing next to Johnny, spoke up, and Johnny subconsciously turned to look at Jero.

“A child’s posture would not arouse suspicion; that posture makes it too easy to carry out an assassination or similar act.”

Johnny Gerald offered an explanation, while Valentine on the other side also had his own guess.

It seems that this female version of herself is from a parallel universe, the new Valentine who inherits D4C.

At this moment on the screen, Johnny, who heard Diego's declaration, asked with a hint of curiosity, "It seems like there's more to your statement than meets the eye?"

Diego, who was interested in recruiting Jonny, nodded: "That's right. Valentine only cares about the country and the church. Not long after we reached an agreement, I discovered his hidden secret."

Upon hearing this, Johnny's curiosity intensified, and Diego directly stated Valentine's purpose: "He is trying to use me as a sacrifice to resurrect Dio, the past Pharaoh of the Cat Cult."

"Wait, what did you just say about teaching?"

Just then, the director's voice rang out with some interest; she was quite curious about the cat cult.

Chapter 861: Opening the Collection of Writings - In the Name of God!

"The Cat Cult is a church ruled by Valentine, who is revered as the Supreme Pope."

Valentine, as the supreme pope, held several positions, one of which was closely related to the position of pope of the cat religion: the Egyptian pharaoh.

Only the Pope of the Cat Cult in our world is worthy to be the Pharaoh of Egypt. That cult believes that cats are the masters of the world and everyone should be the caretakers of cats.

For specific details, you could consider buying a book on cat care to learn more.

Upon hearing this, the director nodded thoughtfully, while Valentine, who was drinking water in the real world, coughed incessantly.

"Wait a minute, what kind of ridiculous name is 'Cat Cult'? What kind of legitimate religious sect would choose such a name?"

As soon as Valentine finished speaking, DIO nodded thoughtfully: "Considering that becoming a Pharaoh requires being the leader of the Cat Cult, this makes sense."

Cats held an extremely high status in ancient Egypt, and in that seemingly parallel world, which differs somewhat from ours, cat-worshiping religions likely became the mainstream faith in Egypt.

DIO felt he had touched upon the truth of the matter, while at the same time, the director on the screen asked curiously, "Would anyone really believe in a religion that feels like a joke?"

Upon hearing this, Diego sneered and replied:

"This is not the kind of thing you're thinking of. In our world, Egypt has replaced the British Empire that never sets in your world."

Although it has declined, its state religion, the Cat Cult, still occupies half of the world in terms of religious belief.

In our world, various small sects could barely survive, and the main beliefs were concentrated in two different churches.

In the last major reform, Valentine, who was then the leader of two of the world's largest powers, initiated the reform, which would eventually lead to the merger of the two into one.

Since then, Valentine has combined his two identities as Pope of the Cat Cult and Grand Patriarch of the Gaia Church; he is now the current leader of the Earth Cat Cult.