The referee of the Cultivator Flying Sword Competition has gained +100 favorability points towards the host, 'Jiangshan'.

I, the Whirlwind Venerable, am in the limelight again!

"The competition begins! Number 19, the hand-operated tractor, is in the lead. We can see that the two contestants number 19 are two adorable young fellow Daoists! We've heard they are the younger sisters of Venerable Tianyu, and that young fellow Daoist with dragon horns is actually a senior with sixth-grade strength! Gentlemen, please don't act recklessly, or you'll be beaten to death!"

"Behind the two young fellow cultivators, contestant number 40, True Monarch White Crane, is close behind, preparing to overtake contestant number 19, Fellow Daoist Kangna and Fellow Daoist Lianhua! Due to her special race, True Monarch White Crane has a large number of male and female admirers in the cultivation world. The competition between these three beauties of various kinds is truly...exciting!"

"Oh, everyone! Look! The mysterious Venerable Tianyu is accelerating! It's that cute little boy with golden dragon horns and silver hair! There's also a fellow Daoist in his truck bed—Fellow Daoist Song Shuhang, a teammate of Senior Tianyu! Oh, what's Fellow Daoist Song Shuhang doing? He's tightly clutching a missile! Could this be some kind of secret magic weapon? Let's wait and see! Also, just a heads up, Senior Tianyu, who was attacked, is a cute little boy, but please don't do anything reckless unless you're a lovely fairy lady..."

"Look! Senior Tianyu has overtaken True Monarch Guheguan! Oh, what's that? A Scud missile! Could it be that contestant number 6, True Monarch Guheguan, is unwilling to accept being overtaken... No, the missile flew over Senior Tianyu's head and is actually heading towards True Monarch Baihe! Although the competition has only lasted for a few seconds, the contestants' emotions have already reached a fever pitch!"

"Beautiful... Contestant White Crane True Monarch used a 'Substitute' to block the Scud missile attack. Now it is less than ten meters away from the first place contestant, Contestant Lianhua! I estimate that by the time I finish speaking, it will catch up with Contestant Lianhua and Contestant Lianhua and overtake them!"

"Wait, what's that...? It's Senior Tianyu and Fellow Daoist Song Shuhang as a team. They've successfully surpassed True Monarch Baihe and are now in second place!"

"Wait, something's changed again! Look, Senior Tianyu's been blown into the sky by something!"

Boom boom boom...

A huge explosion rang out; Lu Tianyu's hand-operated tractor seemed to have run over something while traveling at high speed. Then, almost without delay, the object exploded...

Lu Tianyu's Overlord Sling automatically activated its defensive formation, and the explosion below could not cause it any damage.

However, the powerful upward impact of the explosion briefly lifted his hand tractor into the air.

Song Shuhang, who was in the truck bed, lost his grip on the missile and was thrown out by Shuai.

Ignoring the floating Batian Tuo, Lu Tianyu first reached out and pulled Song Shuhang, who was screaming in mid-air, to his side.

Then, thanks to its powerful performance, the Tyrant Slinger automatically and steadily landed and charged forward again.

"Oh, it's a landmine. And a modified one at that! It detonates instantly, the moment a tractor runs over it. The explosive force is all converted into shock... Lieutenant General Tianyu! It's only the beginning of the track, and we've already encountered something as exciting as landmines, which makes us even more interested in the rest of the race!"

By the time Lu Tianyu started again, he had already wasted a lot of time.

Swish swish swish...

A series of hand-operated tractors passed by Lu Tianyu.

"Go, Brother Tianyu!" Little Ju waved and cheered from the side of the Sixth Fairy of the East.

"Go Tianyu!" Kobayashi and Thor roared past.

"Brother Tianyu, we're leaving now!" A summer sea creature and a lychee fairy passed by.

"Hahaha, good luck, little friend Tianyu, bye-bye!" A haughty white crane passed by.

"What a pity! Senior Tianyu, who had already surpassed True Monarch Baihe to become second, accidentally stepped on a landmine. Senior Tianyu's ranking instantly dropped from 2nd to 49th, and he's about to be at the bottom! As you can see, the 66th-ranked 'Most Leaping Hermit' is about to catch up with Senior Tianyu!"

"Damn it, I am Zuiyue! Zuiyue!" The man known as 'Zuiyue Jushi' popped his head out and roared loudly at the 'gossip information collector' in the sky.

Unfortunately, the Taoist name in his voice was automatically blocked by the audience.

"The Drunken Hermit seems to be waving vigorously at our camera. He seems very excited? Could it be that the Drunken Hermit is about to make a big move?"

"Damn it! You deliberately crossed out my Daoist name twice in one sentence, didn't you? Fat Jiangshan, I won't let you get away with this!" Zuiyang Jushi gritted his teeth.

However, he is indeed about to make a big move.

The reason he lagged behind the group and moved slowly was to find an opportunity to settle scores with the contestants, Big Monkey Sanlang and White Crane Zhenjun.

One of them, naked, carried him for most of the journey, making him lose face completely; the other, who brought him here quickly, was an accomplice.

Actually, there's also Senior Bai and young friend Tianyu. But to deal with Senior Bai, we need the right timing, the right place, and the right people. Otherwise, the Drunken Moon Hermit refuses to even imagine the thought of 'dealing with Senior Bai.' Otherwise, he'll be in trouble the moment he even has such a thought in his mind.

But I digress. The most important thing now is that young friend Tianyu is right in front of him. Drunken Moon Hermit smiled coldly, just about to make a move…

"Hello, Senior Zuiyue!" Lu Tianyu greeted 'The Wildest Hermit' with a smile as he approached.

"!!!!" Just as the Drunken Hermit was about to make a move, he suddenly heard Lu Tianyu's words. Most importantly, most importantly! Finally, someone called out his Daoist title correctly!

I didn’t expect that my Daoist name would be remembered so quickly, and that you wouldn’t mispronounce it, even though you’ve only been here for a few days!

Let's forgive him for the one-time meteor shower incident! After all, he's still a child... It's definitely not because someone finally called him by the correct Taoist name...

"Good luck, Tianyu and Shuhang! I'll be going now," Zuiyue Jushi greeted with a smile.

“Okay, Senior Zuiyue.” Song Shuhang waved back.

"Double the joy! I never expected that my little friend Shuhang would remember my Daoist name!"

Upon hearing Song Shuhang call out his Daoist name again, the Drunken Moon Hermit waved his hand in delight.

Then, he turned his head and looked coldly at the giant monkey, Mad Saber Three Waves, right in front of him!

The Drunken Star Hermit sneered, then slammed his hand on the tractor. Immediately afterward, a drill bit larger than Lu Tianyu's drill bit popped out from the front of the tractor.

The drill bit began to drill wildly, with countless chains of runes integrated into it, making it shine with the light of a magical artifact.

"Sanlang, take this 'Lightning Dragon Drill'! Aaaaaah! Die!" Zuiyue Jushi roared, accelerating his No. 13 hand tractor as he rammed into Kuangdao Sanlang.

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Chapter 112 - Huangshan's Senior is World-Renowned

"Hey hey hey? What are you doing, Overlord Hermit?" Mad Blade Three Waves shouted as he activated his acceleration formation to break out of Drunken Moon Hermit's attack range and dashed forward.

"Sanlang, don't run away, just obediently accept your death!" Zuiyue Jushi chased after him directly.

And so the two men's hand-operated tractors began to race each other, creating quite a lively scene.

"Shuhang, hold on tight! We're getting serious!" Lu Tianyu got excited seeing the interaction between the two seniors.

"Batian Tuo, activate the acceleration array, acceleration runes, and full power on the jet propulsion system!" Lu Tianyu shouted, his hand on the tractor handlebars.

The next second, Batian Tuo transformed into a streak of light and rushed forward, surpassing one senior after another.

"Although we can't hear the conversation between Han Yue Jushi and Kuang Dao San Lang due to the distance, it seems that Han Yue Jushi wants to 'drill Kuang Dao San Lang' with a drill, but Kuang Dao San Lang is resisting to the death. The two are now chasing each other at a very fast pace. Although they are still at the back, there is still a good chance that they will catch up with the other fellow Daoists... Eh! Senior Tian Yu has also started to exert his strength, overtaking the contestants in front of him with the speed of a streak of light... Finally, I wish the three seniors good results. Now, let's turn the camera back to the front."

"Huh? A sword light suddenly flashed ahead. Has another fellow cultivator been defeated? Let's zoom in. Oh, look closer, it's a pretty young lady... Let me see, this is Yu Rouzi from Spirit Butterfly Island. She's the beloved daughter of Venerable Spirit Butterfly and doesn't have a boyfriend yet. Single male cultivators, you can try your luck... Huh?"

When the word "Add oil" came up, for some reason, the "Cultivator Daily" fellow Daoist Pang Jiangshan, who was hosting the live broadcast, felt a slight chill on the back of his neck.

"Ahem, anyway... Miss Yu Rouzi from Lingdie Island seems to have stepped into a trap. Now she and her car are spinning back to the starting point! But the race has only just begun, and she still has a chance! Let's sincerely wish this young lady good luck!"

In the sky, Yu Rouzi looked frustrated... She had accidentally stepped on a trap, and before she could react, she and the car spiraled upwards, then flew back towards the starting point.

Although spiraling upwards is fun... she's racing right now, having just surpassed the teams of the Creation Master and the Lychee Fairy Master, and was having a thrilling time when she suddenly flew back.

I'm so unhappy!

"Damn it, I'll definitely come back!" Yu Rouzi shouted. Even if she had to go back to the starting point, she would chase after them!

"After we finished wishing our little Yu Rouzi well, we zoomed out to the front. The competition among the top few is still fierce! Number 19, Kanna, and Lianhua are doing well, maintaining a slight advantage. However, their speed has slowed down, and someone is about to overtake them from behind—number 2, Huangshan Zhenjun!"

Just as Jiang Shan uttered the Taoist title 'True Lord Huangshan'... a pair of dog eyes suddenly lit up on the sea of ​​clouds in the audience: "Woof, now!"

During the live broadcast, the host from Jiangshan continued to praise, "Huangshan Zhenjun truly lives up to his reputation as a veteran. He didn't blindly and recklessly increase the speed of the hand-held tractor. From the start until now, his speed has remained steady, consistently overtaking other fellow practitioners."

Kanna and Lianhua glanced at Huangshan Zhenjun, who was now almost the same level as them.

"Kanna, do you still have electricity?" Lianhua asked, looking at Kanna who was covered in a light sweat.

“There aren’t many left.” Kanna shook her head slightly and said, “It’s time to take out that!”

"Mmm!" After saying that, Lianhua took out a purple stone that emitted lightning from her spatial ring and slapped it on the seat of the hand tractor.

A small hole was revealed, and the stone was gently placed inside.

Heart of Thunder, a fifth-tier energy stone.

When Lu Tianyu learned that Kanna planned to use an electric hand tractor at the start of the competition, he gave it to Lianhua.

"Go, Senior Huangshan!" Kanna smiled sweetly at Huangshan Zhenjun beside her.

The next second, the No. 19 hand tractor was enveloped by a lightning dragon and sped off forward.

Upon seeing this, Huangshan Zhenjun first smiled, then his hand-held tractor shone with a bright light and he gave chase.

"As expected of the consistent first place, I didn't expect Kanna and Fellow Daoist Lianhua to have such methods. However, True Monarch Huangshan is no pushover either, and he's keeping up closely. Venerable Tianyu has also caught up and is now in third place! Who will be the winner of this year's hand-held tractor race? Let's wait and see! ... Huh? We seem to hear a huge sound. This sound is so loud, it seems to be a song? Is it the audience cheering for the contestants? Perhaps we can listen to a bit of this sound."

Then a crisp voice was transmitted from the 'Gossip Information Collector' to the ears of millions of people in the cultivation world.

"The flowers in the flower basket smell sweet, let me sing a song, a song, a song, we've come to Mount Huang, Mount Huang is such a good place, such a good place~ such a good place, such beautiful scenery~ everywhere are crops, everywhere are big fools..."

A song called "The Song of the Big Fool of Huangshan" by DouDou. It stunned the entire audience!

The host, Jiang Shan, was immediately dumbfounded.

"Pfft..." Most of the fellow cultivators on the White Cloud Magic Treasure spat out their drinks.

Only some fellow cultivators who were unaware of the truth were still confused, such as the disciples of the Chu family, who did not know why the seniors around them suddenly burst into laughter.

......

.....

The True Lord of Huangshan had a face as still as water.

I was careless; I didn't ban DouDou again... which gave her the power to cause trouble.

I guess I should treat my friend Tianyu and the others to dog meat hot pot tonight.

Then, True Lord Huangshan made a hand seal and roared, "Silence!"

Above the clouds, a cute little Pekingese's collar shimmered with light. Then, the adorable little Pekingese could no longer speak human language, only barking.

However, a glint of wisdom flashed in the Pekingese's eyes. "Huangshan Da Sha, you're too naive!"

DouDou calmly moved aside, revealing a huge loudspeaker and a music player hidden beneath its body.

DouDou stretched out its paw and pressed a button on the music player.

"The flowers in the flower basket smell sweet, let me sing you a song..."

The world-renowned "Song of the Great Fool of Huangshan" has been played again.

The song is cheerful with a simple melody. The lyrics are concise and easy to remember.

After listening to it once, you'll find yourself feeling cheerful and upbeat with the music, and some people will even find themselves humming along.

.......................

"Cut it off! Cut off the sound quickly!" Jiang Shan, the host, shouted anxiously during the live broadcast... but it was too late.

I reckon by tomorrow, everyone in the cultivation world, and even in other worlds, will know about this song, "The Song of Huangshan the Fool."

Boom boom boom...!

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