My anime/manga fandom can't be that lazy.

Furthermore, Sento Isuzu should be in the same grade as him, so why does she speak like a child, deliberately uttering lines that sound like promotional slogans?

……

"Is there really no problem with this train?"

Dongfang Bai carefully sat down in the 'roller coaster'-like seat. He felt that this children's train was quite old. He gently stroked the body of the train with his index finger, and a layer of dust was clearly visible.

How long has it been since this was last cleaned...?

"There are absolutely no issues with safety."

When Sento Isuzu said this, she seemed to have a confident expression. She opened one of the car doors, slowly got in, and looked at Dongfang Bai, who was still standing aside in a daze.

Snapped!Snapped!

She patted the seat next to her with her palm, seemingly gesturing for Dongfang Bai to sit there. What could he do but get in?

click!

The moment Dongfang Bai boarded the train, he clearly heard a 'crack' sound, similar to the twisting sound of rusty machinery being suddenly compressed and deformed, which made him break out in a cold sweat.

Hey, are you alright? Didn't you say there were absolutely no safety issues here? I just sat down and I already had a bad feeling...!

"It's started."

hum...

A heavy sound rang out, and the long train slowly started moving. The speed at which it moved was like a rabbit carrying a tortoise in a race, which was hard to describe.

To be honest, Dongfang Bai was too lazy to complain anymore. From the moment he entered Gancheng Glory Amusement Park, he felt that there were just too many things to complain about. Fortunately, he wouldn't be too surprised no matter what happened later.

boom!

The tracks were shaking violently, as if the rails beneath the train had suddenly broken down. The train body swayed violently from side to side, which felt quite dangerous.

"~It seems like things have gone a bit off track..."

Sento Isuzu's calm expression finally changed slightly. Her face flushed slightly, and she avoided looking at Dongfang Bai. They had just said that there were no problems at all, but before they could even get started, something like this had gone off track.

If the train derails and falls, it will be a disaster. This is a children's 'fairytale playground,' and if it causes injuries to children, the playground should not be allowed to operate.

"Hey, Sento."

Dongfang Bai's pupils narrowed slightly. He squinted and pointed to the spot in front of him, asking Sento Isuzu a question.

"what's up?"

"What is that...?"

Dongfang Bai pointed to the potted plant in front of him, in which was a flower with a yellow human face. Its body was twisting irregularly, that is, twisting, not writhing!

It's incredibly disgusting, and even feels a bit perverse.

"Welcome...to...Tirami...Garden." (Li Ma's)

For some unknown reason, this eerie flower with its large, dark eyes and gaping mouth suddenly opened its mouth and began to speak. Combined with its strangely twisted body, it gave off a rather creepy feeling.

It's absolutely terrifying! How could this flower be in a children's play area?!

"That's a flower fairy."

"That's a monster, isn't it?"

Dongfang Bai refuted Sento Isuzu's words without hesitation. That thing didn't look like a fairy at all. It was just a strange flower with a human face. It was super scary. Wasn't it afraid of scaring children?

"That's a flower fairy."

"That's a flower fairy."

"You don't need to say it three times..."

Damn it, I should have refused in the first place. Why did I even come to this lousy amusement park...?

[PS: Isn't the dog on the new cover cute?]

Chapter 75 Facial Features Exploded! [Please Subscribe Automatically]

'Hey...hehe, welcome...to your store.'

With a subtle expression, Dongfang Bai looked at the terrifying human-faced flower in front of him, its slender body twisting strangely. This thing would give children nightmares at night. Is it really okay for it to appear in a children's playground?

Dongfang Bai was even a little afraid that the thing would pop out at any moment, and worried that its eyeballs might pop out. It felt like it was already teetering on the verge of collapse, it was just too old.

This isn't a children's playground, it's a haunted house!

"Tiramisu's appearance is just ahead..."

Sento Isuzu glanced ahead and saw that Dongfang Bai and her train were moving 'slowly'. Directly in front of them was a circular platform, similar to a stage, surrounded by a circle of red flowers.

Wait a minute, that flower looks like a fake flower, made of plastic.

"So, what about that tiramisu?"

The circular stage was completely empty; no one was there. Sento Isuzu paused slightly, then sighed softly.

"He's not here today either, as expected."

"So casual, are they even miners?"

Dongfang Bai was too exhausted to complain, so he could only say a few words. It was his first time going on a date with a beautiful girl and he didn't feel excited at all. He was extremely embarrassed the whole time.

Finally, after about three minutes, Sento Isuzu and Dongfang Bai got off the incredibly slow train. Dongfang Bai was quite worried that something might happen and the train would collapse at any moment.

"Qian Dou, why did you bring me to this amusement park?"

Dongfang Bai's question suddenly stumped Sento Isuzu. She paused for a moment, then turned to look at Dongfang Bai.

"I just wanted to show you this amusement park and give you some suggestions."

"So you really are from the operations team?"

Dongfang Bai could guess it easily, because no normal girl would choose a place like this for her date, unless the girl has a special reason or is abnormal.

Although Dongfang Bai had once suspected that Sento Isuzu might have some kind of problem with her brain, he later dismissed the idea.

"Also, why did you point a toy gun at me and insist on bringing me here on a date? If it was just a simple suggestion, you wouldn't have needed to do this."

“That’s a folding replica smoothbore gun. Because (aeei) can’t take out a ‘gun’ in public places, we took that.”

This statement has many flaws. What does it mean that guns cannot be taken out in public places? Does it mean that guns can be taken out in public places? Although Japan is preparing to ban ordinary air guns, it still does not allow them to be taken out on the street.

You'll see when you see it.

Sento Isuzu felt that this pace was too slow, so she simply reached out and grabbed Dongfang Bai's hand, pulling him forward with a burst of energy. The moment he was held, Dongfang Bai suddenly felt like he was on a date.

But it only lasted for a moment, because the girl pulled him to a place that resembled a public place in the blink of an eye.

"This is Macaron's Musical Theatre."

This is clearly a public restroom with stained glass windows, so why is it so rudimentary? Does anyone actually come here? Maybe someone will mistake it for a restroom and walk in!

"Macaron, the music fairy, is an artist who can play beautiful and melodious music and bring happiness to people... but she's not here today either."

"How come you're so skilled at it..."

This is the second time already! The Tiramisu Paradise had no tiramisu, and this so-called Macaron Musical Theater has no macarons?!

"Speaking of which, that building is...?"

Dongfang Bai was very curious from the moment he entered the amusement park. The building standing at the farthest point looked like a castle, with water flowing around it, just like an ancient European castle.

It seems this amusement park isn't as bad as I thought; at least it has rides like a castle, which is beyond my expectations.

“That’s where the amusement park’s employees live and hold meetings, and it’s also where the amusement park’s ‘manager’ is located.”

It wasn't an amusement park ride after all...

"Alright, next place...!"

……

"Candy House?"

"This is Mofru's Candy House. Mofru is the head of the three mascots of Gan City. Eating his candy will fill you with happiness and hope."

"Wait, the three mascots you mentioned, aren't the other two...?"

"It's macarons and tiramisu."

Dongfang Bai covered his face. He suddenly felt a pain in his temples. This amusement park still had three mascots. Two of the mascots, the miners, hadn't even come. Only this one was left.

If even this one skips work, Dongfang Bai thinks this amusement park will go bankrupt sooner or later, it's doomed!

Moreover, Dongfang Bai felt that he wasn't out on a date today. He felt that Sento Isuzu in front of him was just a tour guide, leading him around aimlessly. If it were an ordinary person, they definitely wouldn't be able to stand it and would just leave.

"Welcome to the Magic Kitchen! But there are a lot of mice in the kitchen, and you must kill them to pass the level! The more mice you kill, the better the prize!"

As Dongfang Bai looked at the toy pistol that Qian Dou Isuzu handed him, the corners of his mouth slowly turned up. His FPS skills were no joke, especially when it came to guns, he was quite confident.

Click.

The door opened automatically, revealing a corridor resembling a kitchen, with holes everywhere, as if rats might come out.

ratio!

The toy gun in Dongfang Bai's hand made a strange sound, like the sound of a water gun spraying. A mouse was hit and its facial features exploded as it retreated.

Wait, facial features exploded?!

Dongfang Bai was stunned. Before he could react, a large group of rats suddenly rushed out of the hole.

This quantity...!

Compare, compare, compare! Compare!

Dongfang Bai felt that his arms were too heavy to swing. Getting a perfect score in this game was impossible in a sense because there were just too many of them, and they appeared in all sorts of strange and unexpected places.

ratio!

A mouse model's tongue, ears, and eyes popped out and then retracted. This is terrifying! This is practically facial exploding! Which Chinese company made this twisted toy?

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