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"Alright, tell me, who exactly are you?"

Dongfang Bai squatted down and looked at the girl. Based on her performance just now, he was convinced that she posed no threat to him at all. Although she seemed to have undergone special training, she was still far inferior to him.

"...My name is Sento Isuzu."

Sento Isuzu, that's a nice name, but it doesn't quite fit her personality of suddenly pulling a gun out of her skirt.

The girl known as Sento Isuzu stared at him expressionlessly, seemingly trying to appear calm, but unfortunately, the tears welling up in her eyes were quite noticeable...

"I am from the Guards of Red Maple Paradise..."

"Stop! I'm asking about your identity."

Dongfang Bai waved his hand. "Is this guy out of his mind? What magic kingdom and guard? Why don't you just say you're the Ultra Guard from the Land of Light in the M87 Nebula?"

"...I'm from Amagi Brilliant Amusement Park..."

puff.

Dongfang Bai couldn't help but tug at Isuzu's cheek. Was this girl out of her mind? He seriously suspected that there was something wrong with her brain, and the gun in her hand was also strangely shaped.

"Wow, this thing looks like a toy gun..."

Dongfang Bai held a white muzzle-loading gun in his hand. It was quite heavy and had a very good texture. The gold on it didn't look fake at first glance.

Wait, this thing is foldable! It really is a toy gun. No wonder it can be pulled out of a skirt.

Dongfang Bai looked at the girl, then at the muzzle-loading gun in his hand. Was this girl trying to scare him with a toy gun? Was he being too sensitive…

Wouldn't that mean I'd misunderstood her?

"That's an assembled replica gun."

"Don't speak yet."

Dongfang Bai pinched Isuzu's cheek. She was tied up so tightly that she couldn't move at all. The girl's cheek was very soft and delicate, just like a bouncy jelly. Water would flow out if you pinched it lightly.

Now Dongfang Bai couldn't figure out what kind of personality she had, and suddenly felt a little sorry for her, especially since he had punched her...

An ordinary girl would have fainted or started crying and screaming, but this girl remained silent, at most her facial expression slightly contorted.

"...If you don't believe I'm a member of the Royal Guard, then you can go on a date with me next week."

"Although dating a girl like you is a pleasure."

"That……"

Sento Isuzu's eyes lit up; it seemed she could persuade Dongfang Bai. She stared at Dongfang Bai's face with her slightly bright eyes.

"But I refuse."

Without saying a word, Dongfang Bai refused. He didn't want to go on a date with this girl of unknown origin. His first reaction upon seeing her was that she was quite strange.

Even if this thing isn't a real gun, this is the first time I've ever seen someone bring one of these on a date.

And this guy is still thinking about going on a date. Dongfang Bai covered his face helplessly. It's not good to keep her tied up like this.

Dongfang Bai fiddled with the strange toy gun for a moment, then gently pulled the trigger.

boom!

With a crisp gunshot, the muzzle of the smoothbore 527 rifle emitted puffs of white smoke. Dongfang Bai watched as a BB pellet was ejected, which was actually made of soft rubber. It really was a replica gun.

Dongfang Bai suddenly felt that he had really misunderstood the girl. Although he was a little confused by the fact that she took out a gun from her skirt, he did not expect it to be a toy gun.

Moreover, this guy seems to have a rather strange personality, but since it was indeed his fault, he should apologize as soon as possible.

"I'm sorry, it's my fault..."

Dongfang Bai obediently untied the ropes binding her. She didn't seem to care much, but she folded the toy gun back under her skirt.

"Anyway, please go on a date with me."

Isuzu Sento completely ignored Dongfang Bai's actions and directly asked for a 'date'. Her only purpose was to go on a date. It's hard to say whether she's oblivious or adorably silly.

"Anyway, I'll take you to the hospital first. It wouldn't be good if something happened to you."

As Dongfang Bai spoke, he took out his phone. He knew that his punch was enough to incapacitate someone. He was about to dial the hospital's number when she stopped him.

Then, to Dongfang Bai's astonishment, she pulled out a thick pad from her abdomen. It turned out that this thing had blocked the attack; no wonder she seemed completely unharmed.

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"..."

The girl fell silent, seemingly pondering how to explain herself to Dongfang Bai so that he would agree to her request. After all, she couldn't force him to leave; she had only intended to scare him.

Moreover, according to her investigation, Dongfang Bai is someone who particularly hates trouble.

"Although you're fine, you just injured your arm, so you should still go to the hospital to get it checked out."

Dongfang Bai slowly untied the ropes binding the girl's legs. Because they were tied very tightly, it was inevitable that there would be some physical contact when Dongfang Bai tried to untie them. Finally, he slowly untied the ropes while the girl was blushing.

Qian Dou stood up, shook her arm slightly, and found that the pain was completely gone. She felt perfectly fine now, with no pain anywhere.

This incident led to a misunderstanding involving Dongfang Bai's guards, who were truly exposed to Dongfang Bai for the first time...

However, just how many people did Old Master Dongfang send to protect her? The girl had only just taken out her weapon, and she was already surrounded. There were at least 10 people around. It was really unsettling to have people around her all the time.

The girl dusted herself off and continued to stare at Dongfang Bai. Although she didn't say a word, Dongfang Bai could completely guess what she wanted to do...

"Please go on a date with me on Sunday..."

"Hey, why are you bringing up dates again?"

This girl is so clingy, incredibly clingy, like a piece of chewing gum. Although she's perfectly fine, I still misunderstood her, so it's ultimately my fault.

However, Dongfang Bai still felt a bit troubled. Why was she so persistent, harassing him again and again, just for a date?

"Please, just once, just once..."

I'll do anything you ask!

The girl bowed to herself, knowing that it was impossible to get Dongfang Bai to go with her by force, so she could only rely on desperate pleading.

Anything is fine?

Dongfang Bai's lips twitched slightly. Did this guy even know what he was saying? What did he mean by "anything is fine"? That was so misunderstanding!

"Phew... alright then."

After thinking it over, Dongfang Bai finally agreed. After all, he was in the wrong; he had misunderstood her behavior and even attacked her. Fortunately, she wasn't hurt, or he would have felt guilty.

"Thank you so much!"

"No, no, no, don't thank me."

Sento Isuzu felt as if a huge weight had been lifted from her heart. However, she had just promised Dongfang Bai that she would do anything for him, and as the captain of the Royal Guard, her word was absolutely law.

"...Never mind, do you have a phone number? Let's exchange numbers then."

Dongfang Bai took out his phone from his pocket, exchanged phone numbers with Sento Isuzu briefly, and then left without Sento Isuzu following him.

"Ugh."

Dongfang Bai sighed slightly on the way, looking at his phone contacts where another girl's name, 'Sento Isuzu', had been added.

I feel like I've accidentally gotten myself into big trouble. I don't think anyone would believe me if I told them, especially since I have to go on a date with that girl on Sunday.

Let's go on a date, everyone would be envious. But after agreeing to this date, we'll be even. Otherwise, I'll feel a little uncomfortable.

Although he had no idea what that weird toy gun was, and Dongfang Bai couldn't understand her logic—why would she point a gun at someone, especially a toy gun, when applying for a date...?

No, it's not quite right to call it a simple toy gun. That smoothbore gun is a well-known antique, and it can be assembled and folded. When loaded with special bullets, it still has some lethality. I really don't know where she, a girl, got this thing.

……

"Stinky white!"

As soon as Dongfang Bai opened his door, a girl dressed as a maid rushed towards him, threw herself into his arms, and then punched him with her small fists.

Today, the fairy was wearing a very well-fitting black and white maid dress, with a white headdress on her long golden hair, making her look like a very cute forest fairy maid.

The outfit is predominantly black with white accents. She wears a black and white lace-trimmed maid outfit, white knee-high stockings, and white slippers. Today, the fairy is quite adorable.

but……

What's going on here...? Why is Yamada Elf wearing a maid outfit in her own home?

“~Fairy? What are you…”

"I got hammered!"

Yamada Elf showed a very dissatisfied expression, pointing behind her with a disgruntled look. Upon closer inspection, Dongfang Bai realized she was pointing to his own room...

"Putting aside the question of why you're wearing that maid outfit, what were you doing in the empty room next to mine...?"

Dongfang Bai was dumbfounded. The room next to his had been an empty room, but now there was a sofa, a computer desk, and a computer...?

Was the fairy patrolling here while playing games?

"Well, this outfit was forced on me by Eromanga. She said that as long as I showed her my chubby... cough cough, as long as I did what she asked, she would draw characters for me during her live stream."

As expected, it was Sagiri. Dongfang Bai had already guessed that this matter must be related to Sagiri (Li Le Zhao). However, Sagiri's room is not particularly big. Where did she get so many things?

Leaving aside the unusual rope and blindfold from before, she even has a whole set of women's clothing? Where does she usually keep her things?

"So what is this computer...?"

"Well, when I usually ask you to play, I can only come here with a controller to play multiplayer games. If I want to play PC games, I have to go back home. It doesn't feel like playing with friends. So I just moved into this empty room."

Are you planning to settle here long-term?

"Let's not talk about that! I was just randomly killed!"

Suddenly, the fairy thought of something, then pulled Dongfang Bai to her computer, which displayed a game screen, seemingly a recently released FPS shooting game.

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"Killed indiscriminately?"