My anime/manga fandom can't be that lazy.

"Let's get married...to a fairy!"

"???"

Before Dongfang Bai, bewildered by this statement, could reply, Yamada Chris continued, "The fairy is not young anymore, and she only has feelings for you..."

"Wait! Why do you suddenly want me to marry a fairy?"

"Teacher Yakumo... cough cough, may I call you Touhou?"

"no problem."

Although Yamada Chris's purpose is unclear, he seems quite eager to be with the fairy.

"Dongfang, I know your surname somewhat. Do you think that a fairy is not worthy of 'Dongfang'? Actually, I only intend to make her a concubine..."

"Wait a minute, how does Mr. Chris know my surname?" Dongfang Bai hesitated for a moment before speaking. Normally, there are very few people who would know 'Dongfang'. Since the other party knows it, he must be of high status.

"Well, my family could be considered aristocratic. When I heard the surname 'Dongfang,' I pretty much guessed it, because that's a very rare surname. Plus, you have a very good relationship with the Sawamura family's daughter..."

"I see."

Dongfang Bai nodded slightly. So, someone who can become the chief editor of the library must be capable.

"Since you both like each other, why don't you give it a try by dating?"

"Personally, I think Fairy is quite outstanding. She has a straightforward personality and is the type to be devoted to the person she likes. At only fourteen years old, she has already reached the pinnacle of cooking skills. She has also passed extremely difficult bride training and is completely proficient in musical instruments and foreign languages. Getting married will be no problem at all!"

Chris Yamada rattled off a string of compliments about the fairy, clearly showing his eagerness to do everything he could to improve their relationship.

"I think it's too early..." Dongfang Bai hesitated for a moment before speaking. The fairy was only fourteen, after all; they should wait a couple more years...

However, Dongfang Bai seemed to have forgotten that the legal marriage age in Japan was originally sixteen, which was really not early for a fairy who was about to turn fifteen.

“If Dongfang-kun thinks it’s too early, we can get engaged first, and then officially get engaged in two years…” Yamada Chris said anxiously, as if afraid that Dongfang Bai would change his mind.

He probably felt that marrying into the 'Dongfang' family was a huge step up for him. Even though his family was a respectable noble family, it was insignificant compared to the Dongfang family.

Actually, he didn't have the idea that 'becoming related to the Dongfang family through marriage would bring him instant success'. Rather, he could see that his younger sister, Yao Jingzhun, truly loved Dongfang Bai, so he did his best to promote their relationship.

"Ahem, so Mr. Chris, you don't need to worry about this. It's our own business..."

"I understand."

Chris Yamada sighed slightly. It seemed there was nothing he could do to help his sister. He could only offer what he could and leave it to her to work hard on her own.

So many young girls came today, and each one of them is just as beautiful as my sister, so the competition is fierce.

"Ah, it's been a while, so I'll head out now. Dongfang Jun, please rest by yourself for a bit."

"Okay, Mr. Chris, please close the door."

As Yamada Chris spoke, he got up and left the hot spring, leaving Dongfang Bai alone in the huge and extremely empty place, feeling a little lonely.

"My head hurts..."

He rubbed his temples, realizing he couldn't possibly love only one person, so he could only follow his cheap old man's wishes and marry several at once.

If I had impulsively agreed just now, I might be marrying a fairy right here and now...

Could it be that he'll really end up in a situation where "everyone is my wing" in the future? Although polygamy is not a problem in China, won't the girls in Japan mind?

"He's going further and further down the path of being a scumbag..."

He sighed softly with a melancholy mood, squinted his eyes, and leaned against the wall to quietly enjoy the warm and comfortable spring water. Suddenly, he heard strange noises and the sound of water coming from next door. It must be that several girls came in to soak in the hot spring.

The men's and women's hot spring areas were separated by only one wall. Although I didn't know how thick the wall was, I could hear the sounds from next door so clearly, so I guessed it couldn't be that thick.

"Kasumigaoka Utaha, no matter what, Shirou should be with Sakura, right? Childhood friends' feelings can't be shaken!"

"Foolishness, in the masterpieces of all time, the number of male protagonists who end up with their childhood sweetheart is very small."

The argument between Kasumigaoka Utaha and Sawamura Eriri coming from next door made Dongfang Bai pause. He hadn't expected them to be talking about Fate. This was quite interesting, and he wanted to listen more.

Although it might look a bit like eavesdropping, eavesdropping that no one notices isn't really eavesdropping, right? Anyway, he wasn't spying...

Click, click, click...

"Hmm, what's that sound?"

Dongfang Bai seemed to hear a rather jarring sound coming from the wall, followed by a rather agitated commotion.

Chapter 83 A Clash of Sharp Tongues [Please Subscribe Automatically]

"Nayuta?! Are you trying to climb over the wall?"

"Get down here!!"

Pfft!

Then came Eriri and Fairy's voices from the other side, followed by another noisy commotion. Kana Yuta was pulled away from the wall by Fairy Yamada and Eriri Sawamura from behind. This girl actually tried to climb over the wall to go to the men's bath. How could they possibly let her succeed!

The ear-piercing crackling sounds disappeared in no time, replaced by Ke'er's disappointed and dissatisfied complaints: "Senior Dongfang might be on the other side, don't you guys want to peek at him a little?"

"Are you out of your mind??" Even Ruri Gokou couldn't help but retort, blushing as she spoke up in response to Nayuta Kana's words.

Ruri Gokou was quite curious about what the situation was like next door, but her thin skin prevented her from taking the same action as Nayuta Kana.

"Speaking of which, it's really quiet next door. Maybe that stinky Bai is looking for an opportunity to spy on us right now?"

Suddenly, Yamada Elf spoke with a grin. As soon as she finished speaking, Sawamura Eriri, who was standing next to her, blushed instantly and then plunged into the hot spring with a 'plop,' looking around in a panic.

"There's nothing to be ashamed of if you're seen, so why hide, Sawamura-kun?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha couldn't help but laugh at Eriri's embarrassing situation. This sentence was not a single-target attack, but an area-of-effect attack, which also hit the black cat not far away.

Moreover, her own figure is her strongest weapon, especially against girls like Eriri and Ruri Gokou who have relatively flat chests. It's a powerful weapon for mockery.

Ruri Gokou was completely caught in the crossfire. She felt offended even though she hadn't done anything. To be honest, she also hated large breasts. Why do such creatures exist?

"Kasumigaoka Utaha... Kasumigaoka!!!"

"My name isn't 'Kasumi Kasumi Kasumi Kasumi no Oka Utaha'. Can you please pronounce my name properly? Or is it that Sawamura-kun can't even pronounce his name?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha, unperturbed by Eriri's anger, chuckled and teased her. At this moment, even the black cat couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Those two extra lumps of fat are completely unnecessary and will only hinder movement."

"Oh? Could it be that Mr. Kuroneko is jealous of others because he doesn't have it himself?"

"Hmph~ The saying 'big breasts, no brains' is really true. It's probably related to the way Kasumi Shiko writes her light novels. Maybe it's because her brain has deteriorated with age."

Click.

Kasumigaoka Utaha's lips twitched. This guy actually dared to say that. Not only did he refute her with a single sentence, but he also added a sarcastic remark about her light novel and called her an "old woman".

Who would have thought that the usually quiet and unassuming black cat would possess such a sharp tongue? He's a formidable opponent.

"Ara ara~ Hmph, Mr. Black Cat is joking. I suppose your mediocre writing is also related to your figure? I'm really sorry if I've offended you."

The two were locked in a fierce confrontation, with black mist seemingly rising from behind them, like the legendary 'killing intent' materialized. Both had long black hair and wine-red eyes, and their sharp tongues were equally formidable.

If it's a case of chuunibyou (middle school syndrome), one can automatically imagine the current scene: behind the two, it seems as if 'figures' are fighting in the air, with punches so fast they can't be seen with the naked eye easily shattering the air and hitting their opponent.

That's what a Stand user is.

"These two guys are terrifying..."

Yamada Fairy wiped away non-existent cold sweat from her forehead. She hadn't expected things to develop this way. So this is what happens when two sharp tongues meet? It's terrifying.

Otherwise, I should just get out of here sooner rather than later. Although both of them were smiling, their gentle words carried a veil of gunfire, and I could easily be overwhelmed by the flames of war.

Even Eriri Sawamura wisely kept quiet at this moment. She knew that with her own strength, it was impossible for her to participate in the battle between the two. Otherwise, she might be killed by the aftershocks of their fight.

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To be precise, he was so angry at the aftermath that he died.

Only Kato Megumi and Kana Nayuta remained, sitting on the edge of the hot spring, quietly enjoying themselves with their eyes half-closed. Even Kato Megumi, who was usually not very talkative, squinted and whispered, "This is so comfortable."

"Yeah, it's really great to be here~ Working so hard every day is exhausting, it's so nice to finally be able to relax a bit."

Sitting next to her, Kana Yuta had an expression like an uncle who had just finished work and was drinking a cold beer. The two of them were quite relaxed, quietly soaking in the hot spring.

....... ....... .......

Meanwhile, Dongfang Bai was next door.

"..."

He covered his cheek with one hand and sighed softly. Because he was soaking in the hot spring against the wall, the sounds from next door could be clearly heard by him, even if he didn't want to.

As time went by, he felt the temperature getting higher and higher, and he began to sweat involuntarily. Although it was an open-air hot spring, the water was still scalding hot. It was impossible not to feel hot after soaking for so long.

White steam swirled around him. The mist was very thick at the hot spring; if someone were far away and didn't look carefully, they wouldn't be able to see him clearly.

He had originally expected some kind of conversation between girls, or some cute girls playing around, but what he got was a war of wits between sarcastic people, anime discussions among otaku, and a cute girl who looked like a middle-aged man complaining about work.

These girls are completely unpredictable!

"I think I should go out and prepare dinner early."

Dongfang Bai sighed like an old man, then got up, dried himself off, changed into a clean bathrobe, and left the hot spring. As for the group of girls next door, they would probably stay in the hot spring for a while longer.

Girls generally take much longer baths than men, especially in hot springs. Plus, they're usually quite tired today, so they probably want to soak in the hot springs until they're completely satisfied.

[PS: Please stop banning me, I really didn't do anything explicit.]

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Chapter 84 You two scoundrels schemed against me! [Please subscribe automatically]

shhhhhh...

High-speed, clean, and precise, the sharp silver cleaver moved with the agility of hands and feet in Dongfang Bai's hands. His chopping movements were extremely skillful, and in the blink of an eye, all kinds of vegetables and meats were cut into small pieces.

Because the kitchen of this villa is right next to the dining room, and the walls are made of solid glass, everyone in the dining room can clearly see the Oriental White cooking inside the kitchen.

"Is west... is Xifang-jun really that good at cooking?"

"I know he's a great cook, but I've never actually seen how he makes his food..."