My anime/manga fandom can't be that lazy.

"Rikka, don't you eat tomatoes?"

Curious, Dongfang Bai asked a question, and Takanashi Rikka's movements froze. She stammered, "Red...red fruits cause magic power to decrease, which is very dangerous. And these green places are super disgusting, they feel like monster eggs."

"How could that be..." Dongfang Bai complained with a dark face. He really hadn't realized she was such a picky eater.

"Ara, you're already the controller of the Evil King's True Eye, yet you don't even dare to eat this little bit? I guess I overestimated you."

The black cat sitting next to Dongfang Bai narrowed its eyes, put a hand on its chin, and mocked Rikka in its familiar chuunibyou tone. Rikka, provoked, immediately retorted angrily, "As a user of the Evil King's True Eye, one must isolate oneself from all possible dangers."

"But physiologically speaking, red fruits are beneficial to human health. Is the user of the Evil King's True Eye just a coward?"

"hateful……!"

Rikka Takanashi, surprised that she couldn't win an argument with the black cat, suddenly brightened up and asked, "And what about you?! Do you dare to eat this red fruit?"

"Hmph, I am the Fallen Saint Black Cat, what do I have to be afraid of?!"

The black cat looked at Rikka Takanashi with a mocking gaze, then immediately ate the tomato from its lunchbox without changing its expression, which shocked Rikka Takanashi so much that her eyes widened.

What a joke! Wugeng Liuli is a master of thrift and frugality; being picky about food is not a thing for her.

"They actually dared to eat it? Waaah..."

Rikka Takanashi looked at the black cat with resentment, and finally could only pick up the tomato with a mournful face and swallow it in one gulp, as if she didn't want to taste even a little bit of it.

"It can't be that bad..."

Dongfang Bai looked at Liu Hua's tragic expression, as if she were a soldier going to the battlefield, and complained, "It's just eating a tomato, why has it turned into this?"

But the black cat is really clever; it actually came up with the idea of ​​using reverse psychology to get Rikka Takanashi to eat the tomato.

Seemingly noticing Dongfang Bai's gaze, the black cat exchanged a glance with him, then shyly lowered her head. The beauty mark at the corner of her eye added a touch of allure to her flushed face, leaving Dongfang Bai momentarily stunned.

She's so cute.

"Cough cough."

Dongfang Bai coughed to calm himself down a bit and continued to eat his meal seriously. About ten minutes later, the group finished their lunch and prepared to go to Kirisu Mafuyu's office to discuss club matters with her.

……

"I'm not going in here! Otherwise, I'll get caught by the hunter and die."

When she reached the door of the teacher's office, Sanae Dekomori, the Thunder Hammer user, glanced at the office with lingering fear and took two steps back, because she was not a student of Toyonosaki at all, and was still wearing the school uniform of the neighboring Teitan High School.

If I went in at this time and the teacher saw me, I would definitely get caught.

"Sanae, you've done a great job. Leave the rest to me!"

Rikka wore a serious and cool expression, her light blue eyes flashing with an unusual light. Then, without hesitation, she turned and walked into the office, while Sanae Tokomori watched her move like a little fangirl.

However, once inside...

"Hey, weren't you looking pretty handsome just now?"

Dongfang Bai rolled her eyes, but less than two seconds after entering the office, she immediately hid behind Dongfang Bai, looking like a child clinging to an adult. 4.8 Any slight movement would startle her.

This is what they call being cool for only three seconds.

"But... the regulators are too strong, we really need Lucifer to step in."

Liu Hua forced herself to remain calm as she spoke. Perhaps this expression would look quite cool to outsiders, but only if she could loosen her grip on Dongfang Bai's right sleeve and her trembling legs.

I never imagined that Kirisu-sensei's intimidating presence would even affect the newly enrolled freshmen!

"After all, the rumors in junior high school say that Kirisu-sensei is the strongest, most evil, and most ferocious 'Demon King,' so it's normal for Rikka to be afraid."

Ruri Gokou replied expressionlessly, which only fueled Dongfang Bai's already high吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical comments) level. "The strongest and most evil demon king? Do you guys think she's some Kamen Rider who plays with watches?"

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Chapter Sixty-Five: The Ultimate Bullshit [Please Subscribe Automatically]

"Dongfang, is there something you need?"

With her emerald green eyes, Kirisu Mafuyu turned around and looked at the approaching Dongfang Bai and the others. Her serious and indifferent expression clearly frightened Takanashi Rikka, who was standing next to her, and even Gokou Ruri showed a hint of fear.

"Teacher Kirisu, I'm here to apply for the establishment of a club."

"Where's the form?"

Dongfang Bai and Kirisu Mafuyu were already quite familiar with each other, so he naturally got straight to the point without any hesitation. At this moment, Takanashi Rikka took out an application form and handed it to Kirisu Mafuyu.

She only glanced at her, but she could clearly see that her brows furrowed and her face darkened slightly. Coupled with her naturally cold and beautiful demeanor, this was indeed a bit frightening.

"Is this some kind of joke? Putting aside the issue of your numbers, the name of this club gives me absolutely no idea what they do. No way!"

Kirisu Mafuyu's tone was cold, and her dark expression was quite terrifying. Even Dongfang Bai, who had been with her for a year, could sense that she seemed somewhat dissatisfied, probably thinking that Dongfang Bai was making fun of her.

This expression startled Rikka, who was standing behind her, and Kuroneko's face also turned pale. Only Dongfang Bai and the naturally naive Huixiang were not afraid.

Far East Magic Afternoon Nap Fallen God Society.

Dongfang Bai had already complained about the strange club name, so it was expected that Kirisu Mafuyu-sensei would disagree. Even a relatively kind teacher would find it difficult to approve it.

Suddenly, a slight smile appeared on his lips.

"Teacher Kirisu, the main activities of this club are to study unnatural changes in human behavior and special supernatural phenomena. You could say they study unusual aspects of history from ancient times to the present..."

Dongfang Bai rattled off a whole bunch of things in one breath, leaving Kirisu Mafuyu completely stunned, but no one else understood what he was saying at all.

What the hell is going on? Ruri Gokou was completely bewildered. It was clearly a chuunibyou club. To be honest, she never thought the club application would be approved when she came, but since Higashikata Bai had come, she just had to bite the bullet and come in.

As a result, Dongfang Bai gave a strange explanation that left everyone bewildered. However, to everyone's surprise, Kirisu Mafuyu was actually fooled by him and nodded after a moment of contemplation.

"Having a learning mindset is certainly a good thing, but why is the club name so complicated? Wouldn't it be simpler to just use 'Supernatural Human Research Club'?"

They actually managed to fool everyone?!

Takanashi Rikka looked shocked. She hadn't noticed anything wrong with Dongfang Bai before, but she hadn't expected him to be so good at talking nonsense. It was unbelievable that he had actually fooled her.

And the one being fooled was that devilish teacher, Kirisu Mafuyu.

"Teacher, the name of this club was inspired by the various supernatural phenomena they represent, so it's a bit complicated."

"So what's this 'afternoon nap' all about?"

"...How could this possibly be fooled?"

The black cat muttered to itself, "The word 'afternoon nap' is still too far-fetched. Even someone as good at making up stories as Dongfang Bai can't fool me."

"These studies are conducted to explore the physical changes that 'napping' causes in humans, and to investigate whether this behavior has any benefits for humans."

It's utter nonsense. It's just a bunch of nonsensical things forced together with various reasons, but strangely enough, these nonsensical things actually make a little bit of sense.

"That's right! Afternoon naps are very important."

At this moment, Mayday Fennel, who was standing to the side, nodded in agreement with Dongfang Bai's words. Gokou Ruri silently walked over and covered her mouth, telling her not to cause any more trouble.

"I see……"

Kirisu Mafuyu nodded thoughtfully. She always valued students' practical and learning abilities. In addition, Dongfang Bai's academic performance had consistently ranked first in the grade, and his words just now seemed to make some sense, so she did not doubt him.

If this were any other teacher, they definitely wouldn't be able to fool me!

"Little Mafuyu~ I think what Shiro-kun said makes sense. This club has some good members. Why don't we just approve it?" Yamanaka Sawako, who had been sitting at the opposite table, suddenly walked over and said intimately, as if she had a good relationship with Kirisu Mafuyu.

Well done, Sawa! NICE!

But daring to call someone "Little Mafuyu" in front of Kirisu Mafuyu-sensei, isn't that as expected of Yamanaka Sawako...?

Actually, it was Dongfang Bai who kept giving Yamanaka Sawako meaningful glances and making several hand gestures, meaning "I'll bring you a high-class yokan after this is done," which attracted the attention of this strange teacher.

"Hmm...that makes sense, but with only three people, it still doesn't meet the club's standard. Not to mention that Dongfang has already joined the Light Music Club, even if you join this club, you're still one person short, so you won't pass."

After pondering for a while, Kirisu Madoka still refused with a cold face, which was like a bucket of cold water being poured on their heads. They had thought that there might be a turning point after Dongfang Bai had just managed to fool them, but in the end, he still did not agree.

"Although it doesn't meet the standards for a club, we can suggest it to a 'Folk Club'~ I remember there were extra club activity rooms in the old school building, right? How about we give them to them?"

Ms. Sawako Yamanaka was constantly helping out, and Dongfang Bai almost gave her a thumbs up in person. Without her help, it would have been too difficult to get past Ms. Kirisu.

"...Well, the old school building hasn't been cleaned in a long time."

"No problem, leave the cleaning to us."

Seeing that Kirisu Mafuyu's tone had softened, Dongfang Bai seized the opportunity. After some rambling, Kirisu Mafuyu finally nodded.

"Alright, it's been agreed~ That's all I can do for you. We'll apply for the official club once we have five people."

Outside the door, Sawako Yamanaka, who had come out to use the restroom under the pretext of doing so, winked at the group with a playful expression. If it weren't for this, Dongfang Bai would have almost forgotten that this girl was one of the two most popular female teachers in Toyonosaki...

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Chapter Sixty-Six: He Actually Called Her Name in Public [Please Subscribe Automatically]

Toyonosaki has two very popular classroom teachers who are goddesses in the eyes of many single male teachers and even students. One of them is the "Ice Beauty" Kirisu Mafuyu, who is known as the "Demon King", and the other is Yamanaka Sawako.

She was very popular because of her kind and approachable personality, but Dongfang Bai knew exactly what this girl was really like. When she was eating cake in the light music club, she was practically a useless person...

To be fair, these two popular teachers seem glamorous on the surface, but they are actually quite outrageous in private. One lives in a rented room full of garbage and can't even cook. The other sneaks off to the light music club every day after work to drink tea and enjoy a life of leisure.

"Thank you so much for your help, Sawa."

Dongfang Bai smiled and thanked Yamanaka Sawako in front of her, while she added with a smirk, "Luckily, I'm close to Mafuyu, otherwise it would have been really difficult to persuade her. Remember to keep your promise next time~"

Of course, the last sentence was said in secret, very quietly, so much so that even Takanashi Rikka and the others behind her didn't hear it.

"understood."

Upon hearing this, Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes. Yamanaka Sawako nodded in satisfaction, then put her left hand on her hip and said, "Then I'll go have some tea with Yui first. The cleaning of the old school building is up to you guys~"

"Okay! Bai, let's clean up together."

"I refuse."

Dongfang Bai waved his hand lazily, leaving Takanashi Rikka completely bewildered. Suddenly, Dekomori Sanae spoke up, "Do you really have the heart to make us girls clean the entire activity room?"