My anime/manga fandom can't be that lazy.

Upon hearing Dongfang Bai suddenly mention Mofulu, all the department heads present were startled, clearly already aware of Mofulu's 'beating up' of a customer at the amusement park entrance.

Dongfang Bai glanced at the other guests nearby and found that they were all silent, obviously waiting for Dongfang Bai to speak.

Regardless of the circumstances, Mofru's act of hitting someone is indeed a bad influence, especially since it happened in front of so many children. If someone with malicious intent were to film it and post it online with a malicious title, it could very well negatively impact the amusement park.

But Dongfang Bai insisted on going against the grain. He not only posted the video online, but also wanted to promote it. What the amusement park needed right now was popularity. If it didn't have 500,000 visitors in three months, then the amusement park would be finished.

"First of all, Movru assaulted a guest in public, which was a bad behavior and deserved criticism. However, considering that the circumstances were understandable, the decision was not made to dismiss him."

Dongfang Bai's bizarre actions of criticizing and praising 603 left everyone present bewildered. What was this manager doing?

Although they didn't know what Dongfang Bai's actions meant, they could understand that Mofulu wouldn't be expelled, which relieved everyone present.

"However, while the death penalty may be waived, the punishment is unforgivable. Go to Qian Dou later to collect five 'pain-sensing bullets.' Do not repeat this offense. Meeting adjourned."

Pain...a pain-sensing bullet?!

Movru's expression twisted instantly. He knew exactly what that thing was: 30 Japanese yen could buy 10 rounds, and being hit by one would hurt for half a day. He was going to be hit by 5 rounds.

The others remained silent, silently mourning for Movru for three seconds, since it was his own fault and he had to take the blame.

After finishing speaking, Dongfang Bai stood up and left quickly, leaving a group of people stunned in their seats. Qian Dou was stunned for a few seconds before he quickly stood up and chased after him, taking a long time to catch up with Dongfang Bai.

"Why did you suddenly think of having him take a few pain-sensing bullets?"

"We should make him suffer a little every now and then."

Dongfang Bai didn't even turn his head as he spoke, saying that he had tried Sento Isuzu's pain bomb once himself, and it was indeed incredibly painful.

If I had to describe it, it would be the pain of having my little toe stomped on hard.

Chapter Twenty-Two: Be My Brother! [Please Subscribe Automatically]

After a long day at work, Dongfang Bai returned home to find the sky already getting dark. He decided to go back and get some rest.

Dongfang Bai walked slowly towards his home. On the way, he passed by Gabriel's small apartment and couldn't help but turn his head to take a quick look. Gabriel was probably playing games at home right now.

Just as he was thinking this, suddenly! The door to Gabriel's house was pulled open, and Gabriel rushed out. Her expression seemed to be ashen and she looked quite flustered.

At that very moment, Dongfang Bai and the unscrupulous angel locked eyes. He could clearly feel the other's eyes light up, and then it quickly ran downstairs and strode towards Dongfang Bai.

"Perfect timing! I was just about to come looking for you, but I ended up delivering myself right to your doorstep!"

"What's going on? Why are you so panicked?"

Dongfang Bai looked at Gabriel with a bewildered expression. What was wrong with her? She suddenly became so excited. Normally, she would never be so excited.

That lazy Gabrielle, who finds even taking one extra step troublesome, how could she possibly run all the way from upstairs to Dongfang Bai in one breath? It's simply unbelievable.

It's as amazing as seeing a cow climb a tree.

Gabriel's eyes gleamed. She grabbed Dongfang Bai's right hand quickly and pulled him towards her room.

This action, and the timing of it, makes me feel like passersby might misunderstand, korua!?

"I need your help!"

Gabrielle sounded a little anxious. She took a deep breath and then led Dongfang Bai back to her room. As soon as they entered the room, she sat down on the floor.

"Phew, I'm exhausted."

You got this tired just from going up and down the stairs?! Anyone who didn't know better would think you ran a marathon of several kilometers!

Gabriel's actions once again refreshed Dongfang Bai's understanding of the word 'lazy', and he felt that he should learn from her in the future and also reach a new level of laziness.

"So, what exactly happened?"

"To be my family."

"what???"

Dongfang Bai looked completely bewildered. He felt like his brain had suddenly gone blank, as if someone had hit him on the back of the head with a hammer, leaving him slightly dazed.

For a moment, her mind went completely blank, and she couldn't say anything.

What's wrong with this guy? Why did he go through all that trouble to drag me upstairs in one go, and the first thing he said was "head of the family"?

Is this a confession of love?! This definitely is!

Dongfang Bai looked at Gabriel with a surprised expression. He didn't expect that someone who looked so dejected would immerse herself in the game every day and make such an astonishing statement.

This is outrageous! This statement is absolutely shocking!

"Um, what do you mean?"

"Tonight, my brother will be my family."

Upon hearing this, Dongfang Bai breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out it wasn't a 'confession' after all. Although he felt a little disappointed, he was relieved.

"Why? Did you watch some anime about siscon (sister complex) and suddenly awaken some strange attribute?"

Dongfang Bai tried to touch Gabriel's forehead to see if she had a fever, but she gently slapped his hand away and then sighed deeply.

"I want my parents to be called in."

"Invite the parents?"

Dongfang Bai was taken aback. Why would his parents call him...? Wait! Could this guy possibly be thinking of...?

"That's right, just as you think."

Gabriel was very perceptive to changes in Dongfang Bai's expression; she could sense the shift immediately and confirmed it with a smile.

That's right! She wanted Dongfang Bai to be her 'brother' so that he could go with her to see her homeroom teacher.

Because their parents were called in! Their parents were called in!

Gabriel was also helpless. She was dumbfounded when the teacher called her parents over. You know, her real parents are in heaven right now!

When she told her teacher that her parents were in heaven, the teacher secretly wiped away a tear, then patted her shoulder with a sigh and said, "Don't be sad, things will get better..."

Get better my ass!

She's an angel, a real angel! Her parents must be in heaven!

Because there was no way to invite her to come down from heaven to talk to the teacher in person, the only person she could call was her 'older sister'.

But! Even if Gabriel were to die, she would never call her 'older sister' over!

Because her image in the celestial realm is that of a super-achieving, beautiful girl who graduated first in her class from the angel school. She is kind, compassionate, gentle, and loves children. She also does charity work every day and contributes to society.

But things are different now. Now, in the human world, she's a girl addicted to games.

If my older sister found out I looked like this, there's no doubt I'd be doomed! She'd definitely drag me back and give me a good 'lesson'.

So, there's only one way now! Among the people Gabriel knows, the most reliable one is Dongfang Bai; he's currently the most suitable person to do this.

"But I refuse."

Dongfang Bai gave a mocking smile. His smug smile made Gabriel grit her teeth. This guy was definitely getting revenge for her freeloading at his house and taking a bunch of snacks with her.

In fact, Dongfang Bai did not seek revenge on Gabriel; he simply did not want to meet Gabriel's homeroom teacher.

why?

Nonsense, he's a student of Toyosaki too! And he's in the same grade as Gabriel. Even if Gabriel's class is far from his Class A, what if her homeroom teacher recognizes him one day!?

Wouldn't that be the end of it? I'd definitely get a bloody lesson from Kirisu Mafuyu.

"Big White~ Don't you feel any attraction when you see a beautiful girl like me who is in trouble and needs help?!"

"When did you learn to be so seductive!?"

Dongfang Bai then noticed that Gabriel was only wearing an oversized white shirt, and her panties were completely visible. Although she was currently in a decadent, lazy mode due to her internet addiction, her good looks were impossible to hide.

"Please! Otherwise I really will die!"

Gabriel landed on her knees with a sudden, earth-shattering slam. Did this girl really want to throw away all her dignity as a young woman just to avoid getting scolded by the teacher?!

Chapter Twenty-Three: Angels! [Please subscribe automatically]

"Please, I'll grant you any request after this. Save me this time, this is my lifelong request!"

You seem to make a lot of requests in your lifetime. Does it mean that just because you're an angel, your lifetime isn't a lifetime?! It feels like you make a request for your lifetime every single day.

Dongfang Bai felt that the power of his吐槽 (tu cao, a form of online commentary/criticism) in his mind was a bit too strong, and he almost couldn't control it, letting his吐槽 power explode. There were just too many things to complain about about Gabriel.

Besides, why do you pretty girls always say things like "I'll agree to anything after this" when you ask for help? Don't you know that's not a good thing?

"Alright, alright, I can help you, but I need to get dressed up a bit first."

Dongfang Bai sighed softly. In the end, he couldn't argue with Gabriel. It was just helping her out once. As a friend, there was nothing wrong with that.

Luckily, Fairy is at home today. She and Fairy have added each other on Line, so Sagiri shouldn't starve, right?!

"Thank you, Baymax! Baymax is awesome!"

After hearing Dongfang Bai's agreement, Gabriel slumped down to the side a moment later. Then she frowned and began searching for clothes in the wardrobe next to the trash bag.

"Are you planning to dress up for 603? That's fine, you can't dress so casually when you go to your teacher's house..."

When Dongfang Bai saw Gabriel take out a few clothes, he naturally understood her meaning: she planned to dress up a little before going to her teacher's house.

At home, I usually wear a big shirt and just my underwear. It's a simple and comfortable outfit that's both casual and breathable. But I can't wear that to my teacher's house; I have to change into something else.

"Then I'll go out first."

As Dongfang Bai spoke, he closed the door. Since he didn't have hair wax on hand, he couldn't fix his hairstyle and had to do it manually.

Dongfang Bai pulled his hair up and straightened his bangs, making him look much more refreshed and like a very energetic young man.

With hair wax, he could change his appearance even further, to the point that even acquaintances might not recognize him.

This is how I disguise myself when I need to do something like this. Although people who know me very well can still recognize me at a glance, like fairies...

It's just a change in hairstyle and overall demeanor that makes one look slightly different; those who know them well will naturally notice.

Dongfang Bai stood at the door for a while, lost in thought. Speaking of which, he was going to a comic convention soon, in just a few days. He needed to prepare in advance and then take the fairy with him.

I don't know what the venue will be like. It's my first time attending a large-scale anime exhibition like the Summer Festival, so I'm naturally quite curious and excited.