My anime/manga fandom can't be that lazy.

My Anime World Can't Be This Lazy Author: LazyVoid Sauce

This world... seems a bit off? It doesn't seem to have changed much from before...

But why...!? I suddenly have a little sister named 'Izumi Sagiri'! And I even ran into the blonde loser Eriri at school!

Even in a game, my opponent is Ruri Gokou?!? Even my childhood friend is a familiar anime character?! There's definitely something wrong with this world!

I just want to be a carefree person and play all day! Why do I have to deal with so many troubles all the time?

Currently available titles include: [My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute], [Eromanga Sensei], [My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong As Expected], and [Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend].

New author, new book! Please give me flowers and review votes! QWQ!!!

Salted Fish Beginning

Chapter 1: A Parallel World in Two Dimensions [Seeking Flowers and Reviews!]

"Really...?"

To be honest, the boy was completely bewildered at that moment. He stood motionless in the dark alley, his gaze even a little dazed, filled with surprise and confusion at what was before him…

Time travel is real. No one might believe it, but he really did time travel inexplicably. He had only drunk a sip of cola and hadn't done anything else.

To be honest, this kind of time travel plot is very common, and even if it happened to me, I wouldn't be too surprised.

At most, I'm just a little confused.

"Ugh……"

Dongfang Bai is the name of this body. Although Dongfang is a rare compound surname, it is indeed a native of China, but this place does not seem to be the familiar China.

The name is exactly the same as the original self before the transmigration, and even the appearance is unchanged. This is simply the self from a parallel world.

No, to be honest, it doesn't feel like I traveled through time; it feels like the world has changed!

On the dimly lit street, faint light shone through the gaps between the houses, bringing a glimmer of light to the alley. A breeze blew by, carrying a strange smell, like the pungent odor of paint and rotting food mixed together.

Dongfang Bai leaned against the wall, wearing very ordinary casual clothes: a black shirt with white patterns, light gray shorts, and black sneakers with white trim.

His face was fair and clean, with a head of black, short hair covering his forehead, and a pair of deep, dark pupils. His features were very regular, and he could totally be the gigolo that some rich women like.

There was nothing particularly obvious about the store where the clothes were bought, but they fit Dongfang Bai surprisingly well, as if they were tailor-made.

The boy was extremely helpless, because he was surrounded by three burly men, and the leader was a big, muscular man with light blond hair mixed with black hair.

Judging from his age, he's probably not very old, probably still in high school. But why would someone his age be out collecting protection money?

No, I've already time-traveled, so why am I in such a strange situation right after I arrived? Am I going to get beaten up and have my wallet stolen as soon as I time-travel?

"Ouch, that hurts so much..."

Dongfang Bai suddenly clutched his head. He had just been bombarded with a bunch of strange memory fragments, and hadn't had any time to prepare himself mentally.

My head felt like it was being torn apart, and my muscles were contracting rapidly. This kind of pain was not something that ordinary people could easily endure. It felt like tens of thousands of ants were frantically gnawing at my brain.

When she came to her senses, her back was completely soaked with cold sweat, and her already fair cheeks became even paler, almost bloodless.

This is myself in this world, fragments of memories in my mind, now transmitted to my head, though they are scattered.

"What's wrong with this guy?"

"Won't something go wrong? What if they try to cling to us?"

Besides the blond giant, there were two other thugs standing guard nearby, seemingly to prevent him from suddenly running away.

"He's probably faking it. Enough talk, hand over the money!"

The blond giant's muscular physique was incredibly intimidating, with his powerful biceps slightly contracting, as if he could kill a bull with a single punch.

"Neon language?"

Dongfang Bai muttered to himself, "So this is Japan? The holy land of anime and manga, the place with the best development in the industry. I never thought it would be here."

Seemingly wanting to teach himself a lesson for ignoring him, the blond giant swung his fist and punched Dongfang Bai in the abdomen. The force was enough to make a person feel intense pain, but not faint.

His body moved! Dongfang Bai's body suddenly burst forth, as if his muscles had undergone an innate reaction. His right hand transformed into a claw, clenching and twisting the enemy's fist in the next second.

With a cracking sound, the blond giant's right hand had just felt intense pain and he hadn't even had time to curse when Dongfang Bai's whip kick flew over. It was an extremely fierce kick with a strong wind.

boom!

The power was unexpectedly great; this kick actually sent the muscular man, who was half a head taller than Dongfang Bai, flying, his body slamming heavily against the wall.

Before the two henchmen could react, Dongfang Bai exerted his strength again, stomping hard on the ground and pressing down like an eagle. He grabbed the blond-haired man's head with one claw and slammed it against the back wall.

With a muffled thud, the blond giant fainted instantly, and only then did Dongfang Bai realize that he had almost used too much force.

If he hadn't stopped in time at the last moment, this guy might have suffered brain death on the spot, or at least a severe concussion.

"asshole!"

Two henchmen rushed up to knock Dongfang Bai to the ground, but he was faster. His fists came out like a tidal wave, knocking the man back with one punch and then immediately following up with a kick.

The two henchmen fell down together, the force of which made it difficult for them to get up for a long time. One of them, in particular, had taken a heavy punch, and his face was now pale, even a little bluish.

"call."

Dongfang Bai let out a slight breath. His actions just now were entirely subconscious. It seemed that his body's muscle reaction actually possessed such powerful martial arts skills.

He had just used some ordinary fighting techniques, and some scattered memories remained in his mind. His parallel world self had trained in various fighting techniques since childhood, and the one he was most proficient in was Bajiquan.

Although this world is similar to the one before, it is also very different.

When he sensed the name 'Yukino Yukinoshita' and several other incredibly familiar names vaguely in his memory, he understood...

This world! It's a world where the world of anime and manga is mixed together!

[PS: New author, new book, please support with flowers and reviews! qwq!!! Also, the author's writing isn't that great, so it's best to read without thinking!]

Chapter Two: Fake Alcohol is Harmful! [Seeking Flowers and Reviews!]

hiss.

Although hitting people felt good, the pain from the forced insertion of memories was real. Dongfang Bai covered his head again, half-squatting on the ground. After making sure the other three had fallen, he slowly got up and walked out of the alley.

Dongfang Bai was too lazy to care about those guys in the alley. He'd let them wake up and leave on their own. He needed to go back to his 'residence' to think about his future plans.

I never expected that my seemingly small body would have such explosive power. I am only a little over 170 cm tall and have a very slender figure.

After sorting through his memories, he realized that his identity in this parallel world was beyond his imagination. He was actually the only young master of the Dongfang family, one of the four great families of the Celestial Empire.

The father was a businessman. After the original owner had many disagreements with his family, he was kicked out by his father. Because he would always run into his father's spies in China, the original owner went to Japan overnight.

Not only does her family have a good relationship with the Yukinoshita Group in Japan, but Mrs. Yukinoshita on the other side has also been trying to establish a friendly relationship with her family.

His status was extremely distinguished.

"Idiot..."

Unfortunately, Dongfang Bai didn't appreciate it. He directly complained about his parallel world self, who had such a good family business but didn't care about it, and was kicked out because of some disagreements with his father...

Unfortunately, his adoptive father was a very serious person, which angered him so much that he told Dongfang Bai to fend for himself outside.

Dongfang Bai was also furious for a moment, and actually took a plane to Japan overnight, because he still had a house he bought when he was a child, and he wanted to stay here for a while.

Then, at only 16 years old, he grabbed a bottle and started chugging alcohol, unaware that he had a low alcohol tolerance. As a result, he drank counterfeit alcohol and got poisoned. If Dongfang Bai hadn't transmigrated, he might have died right then and there.

It would be hilarious if such a powerful fighter died from poisoning.

While it's normal to time travel, and getting robbed by thugs after time travel isn't so bad, drinking fake alcohol is just too funny.

Before his transmigration, Dongfang Bai was a penniless person. He had no parents or relatives after leaving the orphanage, and no friends who were doing well for him.

Since I'm already here, I might as well make the best of it. My last life was tiring enough, so I'm just going to be a lazy bum and drift through life this time.

"and many more."

Dongfang Bai suddenly remembered something very serious. He reached into his pocket and found only a key, an ID card, and a cell phone.

Where's your wallet?

What about the bank card?

Where's the money?

You ran away from home without any money? You're just going to starve with only the keys?

Oh no, it seems like I'm going to starve to death here on the very first day. It looks like my father has frozen all my bank cards and other personal belongings.

It seems that the cheapskate father is also a stubborn tsundere. He refuses to admit his mistake first and wants Dongfang Bai to apologize first. As a result, both sides are really stubborn. Dongfang Bai also refuses to admit his mistake, which has led to this stalemate.

"Alright, let's go home and think of a solution first."

Dongfang Bai looked around. Passersby were looking at him with curiosity. He had just come out of a fight in the alley, and there was still some dust on his body. He also had a very obvious feeling of dizziness.

Fake alcohol is harmful.

Following my memory, I arrived near the residential area. There was a super high slope, and on top of it was the house I bought in Japan when I was a child.

"Excuse me, how do I get to Highways 20-22?"

Because I have a really bad sense of direction, I simply asked a random girl in a school uniform who was passing by.

"Just go straight uphill and you'll see it."

The somewhat familiar-looking bob-haired girl gave a reply, and Dongfang Bai immediately thanked her and set off. It was getting late, almost afternoon, and he had to hurry back.

After walking for about 5 minutes, they finally arrived at the house on Road 20-22. The huge mansion made Dongfang Bai's lips twitch slightly as he carefully examined the address engraved on his key.

22-20, that's right. The road under this house is also marked 22-20, which means I didn't go to the wrong place.

He hesitated for a moment, looked around, then opened the iron gate and walked into the inner passage. The courtyard was quite large, with a small pond and man-made lawns and flowerbeds nearby, but everything was just orderly.

This house has clearly been uninhabited for a long time, yet it's so clean; someone must have come and cleaned it beforehand.

With a slight tremor, I took out the key and inserted it into the keyhole of the door, only to find that it went in easily, and the door opened with a click.