Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?

The two little ones who were originally perched on the TV cabinet were not to be outdone. They moved their little heads and meowed almost simultaneously to join in. In an instant, the whole house was filled with the lively sounds of cats jumping around.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Ouch! Ouch! Yamero! Bro, no!"

The room echoed with Sister Yan's maniacal laughter and Youzi's screams, the two sounds surprisingly harmonious when they mingled together.

It's like a beautiful symphony, filled with a joyful atmosphere and a leisurely feel.

"Youyue, why aren't you laughing? Isn't it funny?"

Sister Yan looked at Xu Youyue, who was still sitting on the sofa with a reserved demeanor, and asked with some surprise.

In her memory, Xu Youyue wasn't someone who had a high threshold for laughter, was she?

"I wanted to make a good impression on Yuzu, after all, it was our first meeting..."

The young lady's body trembled, and even her voice trembled slightly.

"Then why are you shaking?"

"Oh, because I can't laugh, I switched to vibrate mode."

After Xu Youyue finished speaking in a serious tone, she immediately lay down and buried her face in the sofa, occasionally letting out a 'pfft' laugh.

"???"

Yan Jie didn't react at first, but after a while she realized what Xu Youyue was talking about.

"Hahahahahaha!"

Li Huiyan discovered that the strange talk virus from Xu Lin's family might be contagious. Xu Youyue was such a dignified young lady back then, cute and elegant, and very reserved and polite.

How did things turn out like this after living with Xu Lin for a while? And thinking about it, could I be the next one to get infected?

yamero yo!

I don't want to become a prankster machine!

. . . . . . .

When everything settled down and the four of them returned to the sofa, Yuzu had a look on her face that said she had been thoroughly teased.

The cool girl lay sprawled on the sofa, breathing heavily with vacant eyes. The white-haired girl beside her was also slightly out of breath, staring at her fiercely, as if afraid that the girl might accidentally utter some nonsense again.

The young lady and Sister Yan sat on the other side. Sister Yan was still lying on the sofa, considering the possibility of being infected with the Xu family's virus, while the young lady had already composed herself and sat demurely on the sofa.

Xu Lin glanced at her and sighed.

“Miss, you don’t need to be so formal. I know you’re shy, but Yuzu is a long-time viewer of your live stream. There’s no need for this.”

"Huh? Really? I thought Yuzu-chan was just saying that to keep it polite!"

The young lady asked in surprise, her spirits collapsing almost instantly, and she reverted to her usual lazy, shut-in self.

"That's right, that's right, Sister Youyue, I really watch your live streams all the time, and I'm even your captain."

Xu You spoke with a serious expression, but she had already secretly prepared herself to run away.

There was no way around it; she posted a lot of random slang in the young lady's live stream. At the time, I just thought it would be fun to tease my brother's CP partner, but I never expected that the two of them would actually get together!

"This brat's Bilibili ID is 【Want Morals, Not Chastity】".

Xu Lin sighed. This girl had given her gifts a few times in her live stream, but she really couldn't pronounce this ID!

"You're that perverted guy who wanted me to trample on your chastity after I hit him!"

Upon hearing Yuzu's ID, the young lady exclaimed in surprise!

"Um!?"

Xu Lin turned around and instantly grabbed the pomelo, his eyes turning dangerous again.

She only realized today that her younger sister was not only heartbreakingly awful, but also incredibly good at courting disaster!

"So, Yuzu, you've done this before?"

Xu Lin turned and pressed him for an answer.

"Hahaha, that's it, that's the real deal! Look, I even managed to get a slice of the young lady, didn't I?"

"Not only that, Xu Lin, I remembered this ID as soon as you said it. No wonder I always felt a sense of familiarity when I heard Youzi speak. It was you!"

Xu Youyue has a captain's group, and Youzi is often active in it. Xu Lin knows this, but she usually stays in the young lady's captain's group and is unaware of what happened.

"You always make me recite those weird lines! How are you going to make it up to me today, Yuzu-chan!?"

Xu Youyue approached Youzi step by step, her smile incredibly kind.

"To... to marry my older brother to you?"

Yuzu shrank back and asked tentatively, looking timid.

"What are you saying?!"

The young lady instantly lost her composure.

Oh! So that's how it is!

Yuzu, with her rich dating experience, instantly understood the young lady's reaction and even exchanged a subtle glance with Sister Yan.

They both saw a tacit understanding in each other's eyes!

"You bastard Xu! What the hell do you think you are to me that you're making promises?"

Xu Lin slapped Youzi on the forehead with a chop to the head again, complaining irritably.

"I'm your cutest little sister, Onii-chan!"

Yuzu first gave Xu Lin a cute look, then hugged her head and muttered something under her breath.

"Speaking of which, my head has been having a lot of bad luck today. I suspect the feng shui of Nightsea City is bad! It's clashing with my clever little brain!"

Section 122, Chapter Seven: The Pomelo's Theory of Debauchery

[Your mouth is acting up, not your brain!]

Xu Lin silently complained to himself.

It's been almost half a year since Xu Lin and Youzi last met. Although they've been keeping in touch via WeChat, it's not very frequent. Xu Lin has no idea what new things Youzi has been up to lately.

Their father is a workaholic, and their mother has a somewhat abnormal thought process. The family seems to have very little affection for each other. Xu Lin might not even contact his family once every six months. Youzi is okay because she is in school.

But in reality, they still care about their family very much. Xu Lin still remembers how his mother, who had never cooked in her life, frantically made noodles for the two siblings when they were little.

Back then, food delivery services weren't as developed as they are now. At most, you could order food from restaurants near your home by phone and have it delivered. And if you wanted to have a late-night snack after they closed at night, you had to cook it yourself, except for barbecue.

It was under these circumstances that Xu's mother, seeing her two growing children crying for milk, had no choice but to get up in the middle of the night and use her own kitchen.

In the end, Xu's mother forgot to add salt when cooking noodles, and she didn't know how to make egg sauce, so it was only nine-year-old Xu Lin who personally took over and the three of them were able to have a hot meal.

They contact each other less now because they both understand that they are capable of living independently and that no one needs to worry about anyone else. This is why they rarely contact each other, not because their relationship is really bad.

Putting aside the siblings' family affairs, the four of them were getting ready to go out for dinner as it was getting late.

Xu Lin booked a relatively large restaurant. The dishes weren't expensive, but because they tasted good, you often had to make a reservation in advance if you wanted to eat there during peak hours. Xu Lin booked this restaurant because he wanted to bring Youzi to try the local cuisine of Yehai first. Otherwise, these three northerners would have preferred barbecue in the summer.

That is true happiness.

"Hey bro, are you making any money doing VUP lately?"

At the dinner table, each of the four people ordered one of their favorite dishes. Xu Lin added two more. After everyone was seated, Xu You asked Xu Lin.

"It's alright, it adds up to quite a bit each month. What's wrong? I remember you used to have a lot of pocket money."

Xu Lin hadn't really paid much attention to how much she could earn, but the boss's guaranteed base salary was 5,000 yuan, and the rest depended on the monthly revenue share from tips. However, she now had 100 ships, so after deducting the share from ESC and Bilibili from all the gifts and video revenue, she could easily earn 10,000 yuan a month.

"It's not quite enough..."

Yuzu smiled somewhat awkwardly.

"I checked on my way here, and the rent is so expensive ('-ω-`). You know how big my expenses are, bro."

"You spent it all on other girls, didn't you?"

Xu Lin rolled his eyes at her.

Yuzu's parents gave her twice as much living expenses as Xu Lin, plus her mother would give her some extra when she was in a good mood. Sometimes she could earn up to 20,000 yuan a month, but Yuzu still lived paycheck to paycheck.

She spends whatever she has, it's a bottomless pit, and sometimes Xu Lin has to help her out at the end of the month.

However, the only good thing about Yuzu is that she doesn't use credit cards or other forms of overspending. She'd rather eat instant noodles than use them, because she always feels that once she starts using them, she can't stop.

"Hehehe~ Dating costs a lot of money, bro, you definitely don't understand!"

Yuzu chuckled secretly, then playfully glared at her older brother.

"Are you so sure you're in a relationship and they're not after your money?"

Xu Lin found Youzi's spending habits very strange. She was particularly willing to spend money on her girlfriends, but none of them lasted long. The longest was two or three months, and the shortest was a few weeks. They would definitely break up. Every time they broke up, she was neither sad nor did she feel sorry for the money she had spent, which was very strange.

Xu Lin would be heartbroken! That's enough to buy so many games!

"What's the difference? As long as I'm happy, that's all that matters. I didn't see you feel any pain when you bought the game, did I? At least I can still kiss the girls. Bro, you used to only be able to use your right hand... Oh, now you've saved a few fingers."

Yuzu rolled her eyes at her older brother.

Anyway, it's just spending pocket money to buy happiness. She doesn't think it's any different from spending money in games. In games, you can only share your wife with others, and the account belongs to the game company. What's the point?

With that money, you could buy some lipstick and clothes for the girl, and maybe you could even bring home a girlfriend, right?

"It's hardened, its fists are hardened!"

Xu Lin was brought to his senses by Youzi's words.

She clenched her fists and gritted her teeth, but ultimately decided against directly beating the person because she didn't want to deal with Youzi at the restaurant.

"That's not right, Yuzu. Not everyone can guarantee that they're just playing around and won't fall in love at all, like you. Dating has risks, but playing games doesn't, right? Besides, the characters in anime and manga have different personalities and characteristics, which are much better than people in the real world who generally have flaws."

Sister Yan didn't quite agree with Yuzi's opinion.