Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?

I don't know, well, let me put it this way.

When Xu Lin was a freshman in college, he went home once to accompany his younger sister to go shopping for clothes. It was New Year's, and there were a lot of people on the street.

Throughout the journey, Youzi kept avoiding talking and kept hiding behind Xu Lin, pretending to be his girlfriend with her head down.

When they got off at the underground mall and were having dinner, this brat finally told the truth: it turned out that because it was so close to their high school and in the city center, she had already run into five exes along the way.

They walked less than a kilometer in total!

"So, bro, you're just going to drift along like this? What are you going to do about Mom and Dad? You should at least let them know, right? You can't hide in Yehai forever."

Yuzu used a small plastic fork to pick up a piece of chicken and stuffed it into her mouth, casually asking her older brother, "Sister?"

To be honest, she couldn't quite accept that the tall older brother she used to know had suddenly become this short and beautiful white-haired girl in front of her.

Well, she's not a brother-obsessed girl, but her current older brother has hit her sweet spot perfectly!

This is a bit dangerous; I'm really worried about my self-control.

"Let's talk about it later, one step at a time. Anyway, with you as a witness, Mom and Dad will definitely be more accepting."

"I suggest you don't be too optimistic, brother, after all, Mom..."

Yuzi paused mid-sentence, then gave Xu Lin a sorrowful look.

"Um..."

Xu Lin revealed an expression that was about to cry, indicating that she knew what was going on. The only person who could make Xu Lin show such an expression was her old, mischievous mother.

Anyway, to put it simply, their mother is a good person. Although she didn't perfectly fulfill her responsibilities as a mother, the two siblings were quite satisfied; that's just her personality...

Damn Aqua!

Their mother is the embodiment of Aqua on earth! You can never fathom the thought process of a woman in her forties who lives like a young girl!

"Alright, now that we've had enough of talking, let's eat first. I'll handle things with my parents myself. Just put in a good word for them."

Xu Lin sighed and started cutting his steak.

"Hey bro, aren't you going to give me some kind of reward? Like, maybe introduce two pretty girls to your super cool sister or something?"

Yuzu smiled at the white-haired girl, feigning cuteness, but her face held an expression that any man would understand.

How can you, a girl, make such amazing expressions?!

"I'll introduce you to a snakeskin! Go get it yourself, and if you mess it up, don't mention my name."

Xu Lin shoved his younger sister's stupid face away, unable to bear looking at her.

Xu Lin was partly responsible for how wild this girl was in high school. All the teachers and principals knew that Youzi was Xu Lin's sister. When she entered high school, Xu Lin even brought her some gifts, otherwise she would have been expelled long ago for what she did.

"what?"

Yuzu was a little confused. She chose this university because her older brother could protect her, but Xu Lin's sudden words disrupted her plans!

"Yan Fengzi is also in this school."

Xu Lin covered his face, indicating that he was deeply saddened.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Yuzu laughed heartlessly. Of course she knew Xu Lin had a mortal enemy in high school, but she never expected that the two of them would actually go to the same university. Unbelievable! Out of so many universities in the country, why did these two have to choose one? What kind of twisted fate is this?

"In short, don't come looking for me if you get into trouble. I keep a low profile in college."

Xu Lin gave his final summary.

If Youzi were to provoke Li Huiyan's close friend, her current small frame wouldn't be able to hold her own against Sister Yan for more than a few rounds.

"Okay, okay, I got it, hahaha."

Yuzu was still laughing; she suddenly felt that her college life would definitely be very interesting.

"Alright, if there's nothing else, I'll take you to register. You're also in the Japanese department, right?"

"Okay, then I'll have to trouble you, bro!"

Yuzu still hadn't changed her way of addressing him. After calling him "brother" for over ten years, suddenly having to change the way she addressed him made not only Xu Lin feel awkward, but she herself felt quite awkward too. So, she decided to just keep calling him "brother" in private.

After paying the bill, the two walked out of the restaurant.

Yuzu didn't bring much luggage to Yehai. She planned to buy a new set of daily necessities, so she only brought a few sets of clothes and a laptop in a small suitcase, feeling very relaxed.

In fact, Yuzu didn't plan to stay in the dormitory for long; she had been planning to move out a long time ago.

Otherwise, it wouldn't be convenient to bring my girlfriend... So I only stayed there for convenience during military training.

Today was the first day of freshman registration. There weren't too many people yet, but we still queued for a total of two hours.

Xu Lin, familiar with the area, led Youzi around the campus. First, they went to the registration office to meet the counselor and get the dormitory key. Then, they went to the playground to collect the uniform bedding and military training uniform.

Section 118, Chapter 3: The Upcoming Meeting

The temperature in Yehai City in early September is still quite high. The suburban coastal area and the city center are like two different worlds, with the temperature difference sometimes reaching more than ten degrees.

The Xu siblings, who had been baking in the afternoon sun for more than two hours, had originally planned to stroll around the campus, but now they had no intention of doing so. After making their beds, they sat in the cool shade of their dormitory to avoid the sun.

The dormitories at coastal universities are quite nice, with four-person rooms that are spacious, air-conditioned, and have private bathrooms. However, the accommodation fees are also much higher.

Since Xu You actually arrived early, the dormitory was empty, and she was the first one there, so she had the right to choose her bed first.

These things are usually first-come, first-served. Schools don't have time to assign beds to students. It's not like a kindergarten nap. If a grown adult can't even handle this small thing, what's the point of going to university?

"Yuzu, what are your plans after this? There are still several days until military training, right? Do you want me to show you around?"

Xu Lin sat on the newly made bed, eating an ice cream to cool off.

"Me? Bro, do you have a place to stay? I don't want to sleep in the dorm."

Xu You glanced at her charming 'brother' watching her lick the ice cream, and all sorts of terrible images kept popping into her mind, but her expression remained very serious.

"I don't have any available beds..."

Xu Lin felt somewhat embarrassed.

She found it difficult to explain to her sister the fact that she was living with the young lady.

If she had already confessed, that would be fine; she could just say, "This is your sister-in-law," and that would be it. She's not the type to overthink things.

The problem is that the atmosphere between the two has been very subtle ever since that collaboration a month ago. They clearly treat each other as boyfriend and girlfriend, but the young lady and Xu Lin are both proud and stubborn, and they are each other's first love, so they haven't been able to break through that barrier yet.

In Xu Lin's words, there was no atmosphere.

"Nothing? The sofa will do. There's nothing here. I'll stay here once everyone has arrived."

Xu You didn't think that much about it. The main reason was that she really didn't expect her perpetually clueless older brother to actually live with a girl.

She was thinking that it was boring to live alone in the dormitory, so she might as well spend the night with Xu Lin. Since they were siblings, they didn't really care about such things. At home, she was wearing a cute outfit and wandering around the living room. What's wrong with sleeping in the same room? It's not like they're sharing a bed.

Besides, Xu Lin doesn't have any tools to commit the crime right now, does he?

"Hmm... I'll ask."

In the end, Xu Lin couldn't refuse his younger sister and took out his phone to send a message to the young lady.

The main problem is that if I refuse now, Yuzu will definitely notice something is wrong. It would be more troublesome if she got curious later, and there's no point in doing it. It's better to make things clear from the beginning.

"By the way, are you planning to stay in the dorm for a while? I was thinking of taking you to see an apartment tomorrow."

The young lady hadn't replied yet, probably because she was in class, so Xu Lin just casually started a conversation with Youzi.

"The first thing you need to do in college is to get along well with your roommates. Isn't that what you taught me, bro?"

Yuzu looked at the white-haired girl with some surprise. Although she was certain that this was her older brother who had suddenly become like this after some unknown incident, she would still be suspicious if there were any flaws in their interactions.

She is carefree, but not stupid. She believes the main reason is that the white-haired girl really knows a lot of the little details between the two of them, and there is a sense of familiarity like they have been together for more than ten years and have grown up together. She really doesn't think anyone can act that out.

"So you're just treating your roommates like tools?"

Xu Lin gave her a speechless glare. How did she teach Youzi back then?

"Once you get to college, make sure you get along well with your roommates. That way, they can help you bring them food, and if you need to skip class, they can answer for you."

But Xu Lin was talking about a give-and-take situation. Youzi just arrived at school and is already planning to move out. Isn't that just treating her roommates like tools?

"Why not?"

Xu You first spoke with an air of self-righteousness, then suddenly changed to a disdainful expression.

"A rabbit doesn't eat the grass near its burrow, and your sister isn't that kind of short-sighted person."

It's best not to date within your class in college, because college relationships are unpredictable and breakups are quick. You might break up by the second semester of your freshman year, and then you'll be in the same classroom for the next few years, constantly seeing each other, which can be very awkward.

Women like Yuzu, who are lesbians, should especially avoid dating men close to them, otherwise, they might accidentally cause trouble in their own backyard and explode on the spot.

In short, it's risky, unsafe, and there's no guarantee of finding good prey, so Xu You isn't going to do something that would result in a failure.

"What I mean is, either you should have a serious relationship, or you should go find someone similar to yourself. Stop messing with innocent little girls, okay? It's annoying me."

If Xu Lin were to pinpoint the source of his dissatisfaction with his sister, this would probably be it. The rather conservative Xu Lin simply couldn't accept Youzi's flirtatious ways. He had tried to lecture her before, but it was all in vain.

What's most infuriating is that Xu You was basically not the one who took the initiative, and the girl who was cheated on didn't even feel like she had suffered a loss, leaving Xu Lin speechless even if he wanted to scold her.

"Hehehe~ Bro, you know, it's never me who provoked them first. Most of my exes were gay to begin with, so let's just consider it a beautiful memory of our youth!"

Xu You smiled ingratiatingly at Xu Lin, her tail practically wagging as she looked like a little puppy.

"Yeah, they neither take initiative nor refuse, and they take no responsibility. That's what those round-cornered girls told the police officers. Do you think anyone would believe them?"

Xu Lin rolled his eyes at her, sighed, and continued speaking.

"Forget it, I can't be bothered with you. Just remember to behave yourself. This place isn't like home. If something happens, I might not be able to cover for you."

"Yes, yes, I know, bro! I promise I won't go near those girls who are sensitive, okay?"

"Alright, I'll take you to meet two friends."

Xu Lin was too lazy to pay attention to her, but the young lady had replied that get out of class was over and asked him to come over, so he could introduce Youzi to her.

If Yuzu really gets into trouble at this university, she'll have to rely on the boss and Li Huiyan first. She should start by building a good relationship with the young lady.

She's really going to have a lot on her plate as an older brother.