Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?

Xu Lin shrugged helplessly, with a hint of indulgence.

[Brother Ruoye, it's not that serious. A man should still have his dignity.]

“A man’s dignity is not something you can view through a lewd lens. If you hear something negative and immediately associate it with that kind of thing, that’s not a man’s dignity, that’s a man’s nature.”

[This is just a glimpse into the true nature of men, isn't it?]

[Wakaba-ge's self-deprecating humor was brilliant]

This is hilarious!

What is the nature of men?

Although Xu Lin and the comments section reached a consensus among men, the young lady was, after all, a girl, and she could hear but didn't understand.

"It's just a man's nature..."

Xu Lin sighed.

"It's just a pervert, what else could it be?"

"Hahaha, do you guys all like to make fun of yourselves like this?"

The young lady burst into laughter.

"I'm not trying to be self-deprecating, but there's a saying, 'Food and sex are human nature,' right? Although the original meaning of this saying is about food, it's not wrong to take it out of context and interpret it like we are now, after all, the instinct of genes is to reproduce."

Xu Lin had little knowledge of classical Chinese, but he was still aware of this well-known fallacy of interpreting words literally.

She couldn't help but know, there were so many science enthusiasts online, whether they had OCD or a sense of superiority, trying to explain science to a bunch of elementary school students, she was tired of watching it.

There are also a bunch of ones with pronunciation annotations.

Don't they know there's a difference between spoken and written expression?!

If you're so capable, why don't you go and add phonetic annotations to dialects?

[Ruoye's Little Classroom is now open! If your child is struggling with classical Chinese, it's probably because they're not practicing enough.]

[Huh? Aren't all VUPs (v-ups) about raising children? Why isn't Wakaba one!?]

Chapter 113, Section 114: Why are we talking on video to sleep when we're right next door? Is this some kind of mistake?

"It's finally over."

After the broadcast ended, Xu Lin stretched and let out a long sigh of relief.

This live stream was truly agonizing. There's not much to talk about when recording songs, and you can't say anything fun. Anything you can say won't be effective for the live stream. On top of that, the operations team gave them a hard target of two hours of promotion, which meant that she and the young lady had to put on a two-hour stand-up comedy routine for the audience in the live stream.

It's also very frustrating.

Perhaps other VUPs don't have to work this hard when doing this kind of live stream, but Xu Lin's situation is different. Because of his multiple identities, there are too many things he can't say, so he can only talk about some dry little things.

Moreover, the way they act during their live streams now is quite different from before. Before, they could make any jokes without any restraint, but since they both confirmed their feelings for each other, they have to think carefully about what they say.

It felt awkward, and neither of them knew how to handle this subtle shift in their relationship, which made the live stream feel strangely awkward compared to their previous collaborations.

"Are you going to sleep?"

Before the two people had even finished their voice call, the young lady's voice came from the computer, sounding a bit hoarse and unnatural.

"It's still early, it's only a few o'clock."

Xu Lin chuckled softly, then said with some concern.

"Miss, would you like to get some water? Your voice sounds a little hoarse."

"I don't really want to move."

With a thud, it must have been the young lady collapsing onto the bed, followed by the rustling of clothes, causing Xu Lin's thoughts to drift away.

"Could you bring me a glass of water? I really don't want to move."

"This isn't quite right..."

Xu Lin hesitated slightly when he spoke.

"Ok?"

"Young Miss, weren't you going to sleep?"

Seeing that Xu Youyue did not understand the hint, the white-haired girl tried her best to continue to hint in the most tactful way.

"What are you thinking! I was just hugging a pillow!"

This time she understood, and said, both annoyed and amused.

"Okay, I'll deliver it to you."

Xu Lin also breathed a sigh of relief.

For some reason, ever since she realized that she really liked the young lady, she gradually became more and more hesitant. She used to be able to look at Xu Youyue, who was disheveled and exposed, without hesitation, but now she was inexplicably afraid to look at her.

"It should be warm!"

"Okay, okay..."

Stepping out of the room, Xu Lin first poured himself a glass of cold water, then went to the dining table to take the young lady's glass. He filled it with one-third hot water and poured the rest in cold water, making it the perfect temperature to drink directly without burning the young lady.

Here, your water.

Stepping into the young lady's room, the girl with long, straight black hair was indeed lying on the bed like a salted fish, hugging a pillow, just as she had said. Since she hadn't showered yet, she wasn't wearing pajamas, so there were no fan service scenes.

This actually relieved Xu Lin.

Thanks!

The young lady didn't notice Xu Lin's strange behavior and happily took the water glass and drank it all in one gulp.

"Then I'll head back first... Do you want to take a shower first?"

"Let's talk about it later, I don't want to move right now~"

After drinking water and lying back on the bed, Xu Youyue answered obediently, drawing out the last syllable like a child.

"Then I'll go wash up first."

Xu Lin nodded. He had been out all day and was quite sweaty. He felt he couldn't lie in bed without taking a shower.

. . . . . .

Xu Lin didn't shower for long. She wasn't in the mood to use all those bottles and jars of skincare products today, so she just took a quick shower and came out.

The white-haired girl, wrapped in a bath towel, with water droplets still clinging to her fair, rounded toes, walked towards her room, wiping her hair, which was damp from the steam.

I was just about to lie down in bed when I remembered that the computer was still on, so I sat down in front of it again.

"Xu Lin?"

Suddenly, the young lady's sleepy voice rang out, startling Xu Lin so much that he almost threw the mouse away.

"Why hasn't it hung up yet?"

"I don't know, I just don't want to hang up."

"Should I hang up?"

"No! No! Don't hang up!"

Xu Lin could already hear the young lady rolling around on the bed.

"Okay, I'll switch the voice message to the tablet. Wait a moment."

Although Xu Lin's computer can also play sound externally, he didn't use a speaker to save money and because he felt it wasn't necessary. A tablet connected to Bluetooth headphones would be more convenient.

"Xu Lin!"

"Ok?"

"How about we sleep together on the microphone tonight?"

With his headphones on, Xu Lin could hear the young lady's panting, probably because she was too close to the microphone, and he felt a bit aroused.

"I'm fine with anything."

Not knowing what to say, Xu Lin could only agree. There was no need to refuse, was there?

And so, one with black hair and the other with white hair, the two of them, who were less than ten meters apart in a straight line, or even less than the distance at which the 8848 human-machine separation would automatically explode after ten meters, began their first ever online sleep session.

The previous jokes have finally become a reality—she is actually going to take the final step and become a real tool for the young lady, accompanying her to eat, play, and sleep.

"Um..." *2

Xu Lin was about to speak when she heard the young lady's voice at the same time. They both fell silent, wanting the other to speak first.

"You (Miss) go first."

They exchanged another perfectly synchronized sentence, and once again fell silent.

"Never mind, I'll go first."

In the end, Xu Lin sighed and spoke first.

"Okay, you go first www"

The young lady smiled.

"Next time we do a live stream, let's discuss the script together as a couple. The way we do it just feels so weak."

"do you like wan games?"

"Why the sudden philosophical references? www"

"I thought you'd pick up where I left off, wouldn't that make you hard?"

"Where's the hard part, you idiot?! Don't make such lewd jokes so casually, lol!"

Look, look, the young lady is even using Japanese! It's a pity I can't see her in person, otherwise I could have recorded some of it.

Xu Lin really wanted to record a funny video of the young lady, but it was obviously impossible now. Even if he rushed out with his phone, it would be too late. She was a master of time management, not someone with double the time.

"You're done broadcasting, relax. Always having a serious face will make you look older."